The Bell Curve

The Streets Department unveils new recycling mascot, "Curby Bucket." Next week, Police Commissioner John Timoney plans to introduce his department mascot, "Trigger Happy."

Plus 4

Mayor calls Packers GM a "jerk" for his comments about Philly's unsophisticated sports fans. That'll show that rat bastard how classy we are.

Plus 1

Opponents of "sidewalk behavior" law stage demonstrations by lying down on Center City sidewalks. Their efforts were not a total waste: Participants collected almost $7 in spare change.

Minus 1

President Clinton speaks at Montgomery County high school. Dozens of parents opt to keep their teenage daughters home that day.

Minus 3

Inquirer columnist Melissa Dribben compares her departure to Michael Jordan's. Key difference: Michael will be missed.

Minus 1

Jury finds Tom Capano guilty. He blames his lawyers, his brothers, all 17 of his mistresses and the Atlantic Ocean.

Plus 10

Mayoral candidates have raised collectively more than $6 million. Who said crime doesn't pay?

Minus 2

Total Minuses: 7

Total Pluses: 15

Score for the week: Plus 8

Score last week: Plus 2