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April 4-10, 2002
the bell curve
City Paper's weekly gauge of Philly's Quality of Life
Judge throws out suit filed by City Council, parents and community groups seeking to overturn the state's school-reform plan. The complaint was written in crayon, riddled with misspellings and turned in late. Minus 3
Valet-parking company ceases operations, causing problems for numerous upscale Center City restaurants. Fortunately, we'll never run out of guys who point to metered spots then demand a buck. Minus 1
Yorktown, the quiet North Philly community in which the mayor lives, is rocked by two murders. "That's it!" says mayor at dinner table. "We're moving to the suburbs!" Minus 2
Archdiocese priests applauded at annual Holy Thursday Mass and vow renewal. Cardinal unveils new tote board, "Your Archdiocese, Scandal-Free for __ Days." Plus 1
Heeding President Bush's call for vigilance, city marriage-license office turning away immigrants who may be illegal. Also brings in Judge Judy to deny licenses to white-trash couples who appear drunk. Minus 1
After seizing him as "evidence" in probe, Police Department refuses to return retired horse Blazin' Blue to previous owners. Seems that Commissioner Johnson found out Rizzo had a horse, so he demanded one too. Minus 1
President Bush visits to raise money for local Republicans and to speak on education. Also visits Franklin Institute, where he catches "Laser Floyd" and goes through heart 13 times. Minus 1
Phillies lose opener to Braves, 7-2. Fans better not lose their openers -- it's going to be a long season. Minus 1
City Council seeks new meeting place after its chambers and other parts of City Hall sustain heavy water damage from pipe burst. A fitting tribute to the folks who have been soaking the rest of us for years. Minus 4
Total pluses: 1
Total minuses: 14
Score for the week: -13
Last week’s score: -8
