April 25-May 1, 2002

dj nights

DJ Nights

pick of the week:

FRIDAY, APRIL 26

ENVYS 1ST ANNUAL CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKE PARTY (one-off) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Envy w/ TJ the DJ, Mike Polvere, Roland Riso and Ray Sheenan, call for cover. Hey all you swanky-ass Old City peeps! Heres a treat for ya. If youre someone that looks like (or is capable of looking like) a certain media magnet like a movie or rock star or any famous person -- say, Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Brad Pitt, Ozzy Osborne, Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, (oh, I got on Scott Baio -- wheres he been? -- kickin back and still bankin off Happy Days, I guess -- but probably not still bankin off Charles in Charge), etc., etc. -- then youre in luck! If not, try your hardest to look like your favorite celebrity, get judged by the other clubbers there (mostly from South Jersey), and you can win a trip to Hollywood. Even better, this special extravaganza is hosted by Playboy Magazines Miss November 2001 -- the sweet, sexy and delicious Lindsey Vuolo. Meanwhile, the music will be bangin like it does every Friday night at Envy. Mos def!

THURSDAY, APRIL 25

COLD RETARDED! (monthly) (rock/pop) (hip-hop) @ 700 Club w/ AJ Ready Right, n/c. Boogie spreaders like Devo, Sheila E, Run DMC and the Cure all for the suckerfree force.

BEATS & BREAKS (monthly) (trip-hop) (world) (funk/soul) @ upstairs at La Tazza w/ Jugo, Argo and Painchiller, n/c. A comfortable dose of broken beats and futuristic funk.

DJ BANE ONE SPINS (monthly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ downstairs at La Tazza, $5. Dance-oriented funk, R&B, and other booty-beats.

LETS GET BUTT NAKED AND F**K (monthly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Silk City w/ Major Taylor, $5. Grindin beats and a contest to see who the nastiest people are.

OFF THE RECORD THURSDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) (funk/soul) @ Glam w/ DJ Truth and Art Beeswax, n/c. Sweet n swanky loungin at Old Citys newest hot spot.

SPIN CYCLE (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) (trip-hop) (house) @ Soul Sanctuary w/ Lil Dave, DJ Statik and guests, $5. Get a taste of everything thats soulful and funky at a new soul-driven hotspot where the peeps running the club are actually a part of the scene.

2 N 2 THURSDAY (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (house) @ Moda w/ Mitch Orlando and guests, n/c. From old jams to new jams.

Thursdays at Evolution (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Evolution w/ Mark Pappas, $5/n/c for members. Give your weekend an early kick-start with euphoric booty-beats.

Platinum (weekly) (drum n bass) @ Fluid w/ Kemal, Lee, Sine, Icon and J. Messinian, $8. Deadly acetate mayhem at Americas most prestigious dnb weekly.

BOTANY 500 SPINS (weekly) (funk/soul) (trip-hop) @ Bridget Foys, n/c. Soul-warming funk and jazz classics with a dash of bossa-nova beats -- from Astrud Gilberto to Al Green.

SPRING FEVER THURSDAYS (weekly) (world) (hip-hop) (house) @ Life w/ Alex Rumba, EM and Sniper, call for cover. Get your dance-on at the old Revival to bachata, salsa, merengue, reggae, hip-hop, R&B and more.

Thursdays Nights (weekly) (world) (hip-hop) @ the Five Spot w/ Jose Cabassa and Ronnie D, $5. Latin party upstairs with salsa and merengue, and downstairs is chic bump-a-matic w/ Ds wicked blend of beats.

Asian Adrenaline (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Adrenaline w/ DJ Matty, $10. Best Asian night on Delaware Ave.

The Greatest Party on Earth (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Tribecca w/ Alexander a.k.a. Adrock and DJ Grambino, $15/$10 members. Dumpin hard progressive 4/4 from the mastermind and old-skool hip-hop from Brooklyns beat-junky.

Triple Take Thursdays (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ Eden Roc w/ Def Don, DJ Nyce and more, $5/women free before 11 p.m. Three floors of bumpin good vibes.

Risin (weekly) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (drum n bass) @ Saint Jacks w/ Jolah, no cover. Wicked funky shit for your lounging soul.

Groovelounge (weekly also on Sat.) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) (deep house) @ SoMa Lounge w/ Cozmic Cat and guest, n/c. Saturate yourself in the eclectic jazzy grooves.

Whatever (weekly) (funk/soul) (world) (hip-hop) @ Filos w/ Da White Bull and Brown Rice, n/c. A laid-back evening with Phillys primo funk-meisters droppin whatever they feel like droppin.

Scene Thursdays (weekly also on Fri.) (deep house) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) @ Marmont w/ Christian James, n/c. Chuggin and cha-cha-cha-chillin.

Thermal Thursdays (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) (house) (progressive house) (breaks) @ Eighth Floor Nightclub w/ Scott Payne and friends, $5. College-y party-time amidst an exquisitely divine atmosphere.

Killa Sound (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ M Restaurant and Lounge w/ Giles, Mike Nice and Mizery, n/c. Sizzlin hot.

BENJASTYLES SPINS (weekly also on Sat.) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Lucys, n/c. Blazin booty-beats with chicness.

VIBE THURSDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop/R&B) (house) @ Egypt w/ Doc B., $10. Hang with the Power 99 crew and risk not being let in for what youre wearing.

DEEP C SPINS (weekly) (deep house) @ Bleu Martini, n/c. Old City loungin Tigerhook-style.

FRIDAY, APRIL 26

SHOCK: CHICAGO (one-off) (house) (techno) (progressive house) (breaks) (drum n bass) @ Motion Nightclub w/ Bad Boy Bill, Alex Peace, Bam Bam, Steve Smooth, Johnny Fame, Kosmic Hustla, Josh Holiday, Jeff Heart, Xonel Smart, Mass, Reflect, Prajna and DJ Vibe, $25/$20 reduced list. Brace yourself for bangin candy-coated mayhem with Chicagos forefront raving house DJs -- going until 6 a.m.

THE NU SKOOL VIBRATION (one-off) (house) (techno) (break) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) @ Cliff Cliffs Studio w/ Marc Hug, Mikey Life, Digital Liquid, Amara, Kez, Sean Sir-Poop-A-Lot ONeal, KC and more, $10. A vibin two-room outlaw-style party doused with visual eye-candy and dancing bodies.

THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT (monthly) (deep house) @ Silk City w/ Kevin V, Willyum, Sean Poopernickles ONeal and Kevin James, $5. The PhillySoulCollective brings you deep, soulful house spun on four turntables -- two DJs at a time.

MUD PEOPLE (monthly) (world) (trip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Proto Lounge w/ DJ Koji, Edwin, Argo and Lorne, $5. A special blend of broken bossa, sparkling percussion and Latin dancefloor bizniz.

GAIAN MIND (monthly) (trance) @ La Tazza w/ Allen and Hatari, $7/$5 before 11p.m. Phillys only psychedelic goa trance gathering.

MY MAN FRIDAY (monthly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (world) (deep house) @ Saint Jacks w/ Zollielama, K-Swizzle and June Lopez, n/c. Soak in the jazzy rhythms, vocal sensuality, groovin neo-soul and Brazilain and Latin house vibrations from AudioGliphix Magazine.

BABYCART TO HELL (monthly) (rock/pop) @ upstairs at the Khyber w/ Will Scofield, n/c. Psych obscurities.

FUSION (bi-weekly) (drum n bass) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Rustica w/ local DJs, n/c. Uniting different styles of dance music in University City -- courtesy of Sunken Records.

*Pure Fridays (weekly) (deep house) (house) @ Aqua Lounge w/ DJ Echo, Brandon Coy and Matt Dee, $5. The Soul Cowboys return with some jammin house music in the raw.

SYNERGY (weekly) (trance) (progressive house) (house) (techno) (hip-hop) @ Transit w/ Joshua Ryan, Matt Kling, Jason Leroy, Jamie Morris, Kenny Lindmar and more, $10/$15 after midnight. Three rooms of different music, styles and energy -- featuring the Fragrant bliss-meister known for Pistolwhip -- converging together for an ultimate club experience.

Faith Fridays (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Evolution w/ Mike Myers and guest, $12/$10 members. Trance in your pants.

Afrorikan Vybe (weekly) (house) @ Fluid w/ Dennis Perez and Rich Medina, $7. Spiritual house and afro-beat rhythms for the mind and soul.

Alchemy fridays (weekly) (drum n bass) (hip-hop) @ IA Social Club w/ Swingkidd and more, $5. Funk-driven jungle and wicked beats at the new spot in South Philly.\

COSMO BAKER SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (reggae) @ 700 Club, n/c. Irresistible beats in Northern Liberties from the East Coast Original.

Alexander Adrock spins (weekly) (deep house) (trip-hop) @ Glam, n/c. Cream your pants at the new Old City swankster spot.

MODA FRIDAYS (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (trance) @ Moda w/ Mitch Orlando, n/c. The swanky Italian lounge presents house and top 40 shite.

FRANKIE T SPINS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ 218, call for cover. Anthem-y bliss on South Street above the new Lorenzos.

FRIDAY NIGHTS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Deco w/ Steve Nolfi or Joey Cas, call for cover. Volumized hysteria.

STEF TATAZ AND DJ MILKYWAY SPIN (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Bridget Foys, n/c. A special dose of funky grooves - from James Brown to Sugarhill Gang.

DJ GABRIEL BEN SPINS (weekly) (trance) (progressive house) @ Paradigm, n/c. Once known as DJ Groove, he soothes your pain with deep progressive trance.

Dark Grooves (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Cafe Spice w/ Adam Freemer, n/c. Euphoric beats and modish intimacy.

Ronnie D spins (weekly also on Sat.) (house) (funk) (hip-hop) (world) (rock/pop) @ the Five Spot, $10. Songs you know and love in swanky-ass Old City.

Alexander Adrock spins (weekly) (house) @ 32, n/c. Happy and sophisticated house in Old Citys swanky world of ice.

Junior spins (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Twenty Manning, n/c. Groovin beats in the Rittenhouse hood.

PUMP FRIDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Gasoline w/ Joey Blanco and guest, call for cover. Chic, big-room, warehouse-y club mayhem.

Shaft Fridays (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Shampoo w/ Robbie Tronco, Ed Sittler, Reenie Kane, Maria V and Terri, call for cover. Do you wanna get shafted, honey?

Phuture Fridays (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (house) (hip-hop) (funk) @ Tribecca w/ Reno, $15/$10 w/ flyer. Something for your mind, body and soul.

Lorne spins (weekly) (drum n bass) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ SoMa, n/c. A crowded party with rockin beats and an interestin hook.

Worship Fridays (weekly) (reggae) @ Filos w/ Rob Paine and Zach Eberz, $2. Roots and culture reggae dancehall at its finest.

Ricky Lee spins (weekly) (house) (deep house) @ Lucys, n/c. Up-close and personal with the legendary one.

Classic Hip-Hop (weekly also on Sat.) (hip-hop) @ Grape St. Pub w/ DJ Sat-one, $5. Ill shit.

Christian James spins (weekly) (house) (deep house) (funk/soul) @ Marmont, n/c. Friday night, just got paid, have a drink, try to get laid.

The Living Room (weekly) (house) (deep house) @ M Restaurant and Lounge w/ The Crawford Brothers, n/c. Get cozy, get homely, get housed.

FRIDAYS AT BRASILS (weekly) (world) @ Brasils w/ Jay Rockwell, $10. Room-shaking Latino rhythms.

QUEST FRIDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (reggae) (funk/soul) @ Egypt w/ DJ Slynke, DJ Sojo and Big Jim, $10. Fly high on Delaware Ave. with MTVs Wanna Be a VJ3 whiz kid.

The Nappy Afro-Cuban Sound System (weekly also on Sat.) (world) @ Cibucan Lounge w/ DJ Hector, n/c. Soothe yourself in sunny rhythms from afar.

DJ WIKKED SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Bleu Martini, n/c. Da chicest beats in Old City.

PEAR LOUNGE (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Anjou w/ DJ Brendan, n/c. Dress fashionably for an eclectic mix of funk and old-school hip-hop.

SATURDAY, APRIL 27

STEF TATAZ PRESENTS (monthly) (hip-hop) @ Proto Lounge w/ DJ Excel and Jay-Ski, $5. The blazin beat-juggler from the Skratch Mekaniks and WPHI 103.9 will light the room on phire, yo.

HOLOGRAM (monthly) (experimental) (ambient) (rock/pop) @ La Tazza w/ Underscore, JG, Roper and Vostex, n/c before 10/$4 after. Blippity-bloopity experimental childishness vs. lounge -- with live acts and DJs oozin out the moosh-moosh.

HIGHWAY TO HELL (monthly) (rock/pop) @ Silk City w/ Deejay DJ, call for cover. Ear-grinding cock-rock and other rocknfucknroll like Dead Kennedys, Slayer, Adam Ant, Def Leopard and Billy Idol.

CLEAR (monthly) (deep house) (house) @ Aqua Lounge w/ Peep and June Lopez, $5. Slurp up the jazzy, funky house laced with Latin and Brazilian flavor.

DELUXE SATURDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (house) (hip-hop) @ Shampoo w/ Steve Singer and more, call for cover. A new weekly with the same ol crazy club-ola.

Tasty Treats (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Fluid w/ ?uestlove and Mike Nyce, $10. Funk-a-matic beats with the superstar from the Roots -- a Square Biz jawn.

HOUSE PARTY (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Filos w/ Cosmo Baker and Train, $5. The best in classics and hip-hop.

LOCAL MOTION (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (breaks) (house) (hip-hop) @ Motion Nightclub w/ Anton Chasm, Mass, Ricky Lee, Kwestion and more, $5. Bangin rave-ola, plus ill cuttin and scratchin upstairs.

Code Red Saturdays (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Tribecca w/ Christian James and Grambino, $15/$10 members. Funky disco-rama for the late-night partiers.

Life Saturdays (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (funk/soul) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) @ Life w/ Joey Savino and Lorne, n/c before 11/$10 after. Watch the old Revival revive.

LUKE BERRY SPINS (weekly) (trip-hop) (breaks) @ Bridget Foys, n/c. Blissy beats from Cue Records madman - from Thievery Corporation to Bjrk.

SAT NIGHTS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Deco w/ Franky T, call for cover. Get pleasantly pummeled with Decos eight-year resident.

Up Close and Personal (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Moda w/ Mitch Orlando, n/c. Get your swank-on.

Caribbean Rhythms (weekly) (reggae) (funk) (R&B) @ Gasoline w/ Selector Chris, DJ Trinny, DJ Finnie and more, $10. Caribbean, African and international cultures - with two rooms of roots, dancehall, zouk, calypso, soca, world fusion and more.

Ronnie D spins (weekly) (house) (funk) (hip-hop) (world) (rock/pop) @ the Five Spot, $10. Songs you know and love in swanky-ass Old City.

SATURDAYS AT BRASILS (weekly) (world) @ Brasils w/ DJ Marcelo and Jay Rockwell, $10. Brazilian and Caribbean music for your Latin booty.

JON GILL SPINS (weekly) (deep house) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Paradigm, n/c. A wide array of funky music comin your way.

Solid State (weekly) (hip-hop) (drum n bass) @ Club Atlas w/ local superstar DJs, n/c before 10/$5 after. Eternal Productions raids the old Cloud 9 with ravin mayhem.

Plastic Dreams (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Cafe Spice w/ DJ Rodrigo, n/c. Lounge to the clubby shit.

Latin Night at Adrenaline (weekly) (world) @ Adrenaline w/ DJ Miguel, call for cover. Shake your thang to salsa, merengue, and bachata music.

Latin Night at Eighth Floor (weekly) (world) (hip-hop) (house) @ Eighth Floor Nightclub w/ Jose Rodriguez and Jonathan Rivas, n/c before 10/$10 from 10-11/$12 from 11-2. One room of salsa, merengue, and bachata, and another of hip-hop and R&B.

Slang (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ M Restaurant and Lounge w/ Giles, Mike Nice and Mizery, $5. Wicked beats and smooth flava.

G-FUNK SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Bleu Martini, n/c. Bump-a-matic laidback-ness in Old City.

SHADE SATURDAYS (progressive house) (trance) (house) @ Chrome w/ John E and Chris Costanzo, $10. Shady club-ola on Delaware Avenue.

Greatest Show on Earth (weekly also on Sun.) (progressive house) (house) @ Evolution w/ Rob Lee, $15/$10 members. Wanna experience a NY-style club experience on Delaware Ave.?

LUCAS RIVERA SPINS (weekly) (funk/soul) (world) @ Anjou, n/c. Get your chic-on with some Latin jazz seasoned with soul and disco classics.

SUNDAY, APRIL 28

CARING AND KILLING (monthly) (rock/pop) @ Silk City w/ Mike Armine, call for cover. Fierce hardcore and heavy metal.

SHOTGUN LOVE SUNDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ Chrome w/ DJ Excel, Art Beezwax and DJ Truth, call for cover. Blazin booty-beats on Delaware Ave.

XFAD (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Soul Sanctuary w/ DJ Razor Ram, $5. Underground and eclectic hip-hop at this new joint.

SUNDAY NITE SPECIAL (weekly) (deep house) @ Glam w/ Miq Ford, n/c. Lounge to the collective vibe of cultural sounds from the U.S. and abroad.

LIFTED SUNDAYS (weekly) (trance) (progressive house) (house) (breaks) (hip-hop) @ Shampoo w/ Chuck Addis, Kurious George and Big Jim, call for cover. Still hot. Shag anyone?

HIGH LIFE (weekly) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) (world) (deep house) @ Bleu Martini w/ DJ Midnite, n/c. A smooth dose of acid jazz, rarely heard hip-hop, African, Latin and Brazilian house tunes.

SOUL TRAVELIN (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Alma De Cuba w/ DJ Brendan and guests, n/c. Funk-driven grooves from around the globe and spanning 40 years of music.

MAVERICK NIGHTS (weekly) (hip-hop/R&B) @ Eden Roc w/ DJ Fat Cat and more, $5 before 11/$7 after. The hottest hip-hop plus live performances by Phillys dopest unsigned heroes and an open mic.

LAID BACK SUNDAYS (weekly) (deep house) @ Valannis w/ Eddie Stank, n/c. Lounging minimal house for your dining pleasure.

KNOBHEAD AND KATHY FADIGAN SPIN (weekly) (rock/pop) (electro) @ Envy, $6. Two DJs and three floors of 80s, goth, industrial, synth-pop and more.

Full Service Sunday (weekly) (hip-hop) (trip-hop) (funk/soul) @ 32 w/ Lorne, n/c. Chic loungin for those involved in the hospitality, beauty, fashion and health industries.

Caribbean Vibez (weekly) (reggae) (R&B) @ Transit w/ DJ Roger Culture and Terry Lee Love, $7 before 10 p.m./$10 after. 103.9 drops the hottest thing since Jamaican breadfruit.

Candy Land (weekly) (funk/soul) @ the Five Spot w/ DJ ?uestlove and Cosmo Baker, $5. Lots o games, candy and sweet, funky tunes.

Goddess (weekly) (house) (deep house) @ Deco w/ Lee Jones and Jon Gill, n/c. Ruby Lounge is open for those of you in search of a latenight dose of vocal and tribal house.

Koji spins (weekly) (world) @ SoMa, n/c. Brazilian and other worldly beats.

Roland Riso spins (weekly) (deep house) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Lucys, n/c. Gettin oh-so jazzy from 12 p.m. to 8 p.m.

Sundays (weekly also on Sat.) (deep house) (house) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) (drum n bass) (breaks) @ Marmont w/ Alexander a.k.a. Adrock, n/c. Lounging and dancing in sheer elegance.

Marinate (weekly) (world) @ Filos w/ Kenny Meez, n/c. Indulge in the rasta vibez.

MONDAY, APRIL 29

FUCK IT MONDAYS (weekly) (drum n bass) (hip-hop) (house) (techno) @ Club Atlas w/ Monica Sharp and guests, $3. Get whacked with ill behavior and $3 pitchers.

SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT (weekly) (breaks) (house) @ Eden Roc w/ DJ Andee and more, n/c. A SIN spotlight on Drop Needle -- formerly known as the Kontrol Phreak-- bringin you the uplifting, ravey-gravy funky shit.

The Remedy (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (reggae) @ Fluid w/ Cosmo Baker, $7. Bumpin, grindin and makin Philly-history.

FaBULOUS DISASTER (weekly) (rock/pop) @ Lucys w/ Knobhead, n/c. Hard rock, metal and alternative from the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

Heroes (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Filos w/ DJ Diabolic, n/c. Classic hip-hop flavor for your lounging behavior.

Afro Blue (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Envy, $5. Three rooms of hip-hop without the bling-bling.

Blue (weekly) (deep house) @ SoMa w/ Deep C and guest, n/c. An utterly danceable Tigerhook dose of a more deep n bouncy vibe.

DJ LORNE SPINS (weekly) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (world) (drum n bass) @ Bleu Martini, n/c. Funky, exotic rhythms for About the Beats musical genius.

TUESDAY, APRIL 30

TIMEWARP TUESDAY (monthly) (rock/pop) @ Silk City w/ Kathy Fadigan, n/c. Bringin back the 80s with style.

AUTOMATIC (weekly) (trance) (progressive house) (house) (breaks) (drum n bass) @ New City Tavern w/ Lorne, Michael Myers, RubixQube, Joshua Dascher and Jerel S, $5. Rave out diner-style.

EXOTIC TUESDAYS (weekly) (deep house) (house) (progressive house) @ Glam w/ Adam Bennett, n/c. Where Phillys exotic dancers unite on Tuesday night.

The Choice (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk) @ SoMa Lounge w/ Joey Blanco, n/c. Joey will smooth out your funkin head.

IN THE BIZ TUESDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ 218 w/ Franky T, call for cover. Get clubbed on South Street at the ol Millennium.

All-House Tuesdays (weekly) (progressive house) (breaks) (rock/pop) @ Envy w/ DJ Singer, call for cover. Smokin with the Y100 Mixshow.

Phonography (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Filos w/ Record Player and guest, n/c. Vinylicious hip-hop culture.

Rock Tits Event (weekly) (rock/pop) @ Tri Tone w/ Joel Flood and friends, n/c. Keepin it real with punk and stoner rock.

MAJOR TAYLOR SPINS (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Lucys, n/c. Smooth funkin.

VIP Tuesdays (weekly) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Tribecca w/ Grambino and guest, $5. Sick-ass club-ola for those involved in the music business.

Ruby Lounge Tuesdays (weekly) (house) (deep house) (progressive house) @ Deco w/ Jon Gill, Lee Jones and Adam Bennett, $5. Throw down a nightcap at an afterhours buffet of pumpin beats -- doors open at 1 a.m.

Aural Sex (weekly) (house) (deep house) @ Marmont w/ Karate Gary and Lee Jones, $3. Funky, vocally house that gets the night flowin.

Heavy (weekly) (deep house) (trip-hop) (reggae) @ Saint Jacks w/ Rob Paine, Willyum, Kevin James, Ion and Fzlah, n/c. Gather with the Worship crew and soak in their deep and dubbed-out sounds.

Ice Tuesdays (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Evolution w/ Jay Ski and Roger Culture, $10. Bringing radio wizardry to your fingertips.

COZMIC CAT SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) (trip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Bleu Martini, n/c. Nice and easy.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 1

JELLO (weekly) (breaks) (trip-hop) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ 218 w/ DJ Crystal Clear ad Lord Algie, $5 after 8 p.m. The ultimate after-work club experience on South St. featuring two-step garage, 80s funk, jazz, R&B, spoken word, a free buffet before 8, and plenty of jello for everybody.

JORGE SPINS (weekly) (world) @ Alma De Cuba, n/c. A cozy way to soak in Cuban music spanning five decades and multiple genres -- night also features live Cuban quartet.

LOUNGE & GROOVE(weekly) (house) (progressive house) @ Moda w/ Adam Bennett, n/c. Bump n swank in Old City.

SMOKE SESSIONS (weekly) (house) (hip-hop) @ Tribecca w/ Dozia, Ivan Lopez and guests, call for cover. Mid-week club-ola up yonder.

LUXE (weekly) (deep house) @ Swanky Bubbles w/ Radian, n/c. Deep n swanky French house for loungin like a true hipster.

Tribal Verb (weekly) (house) (trance) (breaks) (drum n bass) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ La Tazza w/ mad-phat DJs $5/ladies half price till 11 p.m. JPPs intimate, lip-smacking weekly jawn in Old City.

NOCTURNE (weekly) (rock/pop) (electro) (techno) @ Shampoo w/ Jon Gill, Knobhead, Kathy Fadigan and more, $6. Rockin you out with 80s synth-pop, industrial, goth and alternative hits.

Go Wednesdays (weekly) (house) (progressive house) @ Evolution w/ Rob Lee, $3/n/c for members. Irresistible dance music and margaritas all night long.

Shattered (weekly) (rock/pop) @ M Restaurant and Lounge w/ Eric Z and Billy Blank, n/c. No techno - just punk and funky-ass rock.

Beats and Bossa (weekly) (hip-hop) (trip-hop) (world) @ Cibucan Lounge w/ Cozmic Cat, n/c. Lounge to her worldly rhythms.

WEDNESDAYS AT BRASILS (weekly) (world) @ Brasils w/ Jay Rockwell, $5. An exclusive salsa mix all night long.

Kamasutra (weekly) (deep house) (trip-hop) (ambient) @ Marmont w/ DJ Reno, n/c. Sensual organic beats with some deep n sexy lovin.

Bump on Hump (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (trance) (breaks) @ Envy w/ Fernando, Richie Rich and Roland Riso. Get humpin with the Q102 superstars.

Soulglow (weekly) (deep house) @ Filos w/ Willyum and guest, n/c. The ideal chill-out spot with soul that grooves.

DJ Jugo spins (weekly) (trip-hop) (drum n bass) @ SoMa, n/c. Laid-back bossabreaks into atmospheric dnb.

Mason spins (weekly) (hip-hop) (rock/pop) @ ONeals, n/c. Droppin the best in old-school hip-hop and cock-rock.

PULSE WEDNESDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (breaks) @ Egypt w/ Chuck Addis and Jimmy Mac, $10. Get your pulse jumpin with hard-as-hell house and all your favorite party music.

CALYX SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Bleu Martini, n/c. Mid-week funky beats in Old City.

***Anjou: 206-08 Market St. 215-923-1600