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The Style Issue
Philly Sole

A New Sensation
This just in: Stylish shoes don’t (always) have to hurt.
-Helen i-lin Hwang

Good Moves
Get in shape for spring and summer shoes.
-Debra Auspitz

Foot for Thought
-Meredith Broussard

Henri David
-D.A

Too Pretty, Baby?
Kids’ shoes are taking a sexy turn, and the results can be disturbing.
-Trish Boppert

Martha Chamberlain
-Lori Hill

Mason Warner
-Debra Auspitz

April 17-23, 2003

cover story

Plat Fall

One writer’s tale of high-heeled woe.

p>Pride goeth before a fall, but not as often as platform sandals. My most spectacular swoon occurred on Pine Street, whilst striding along thinking I was all that following a business meeting. As I passed under scaffolding, I fell off my platforms with the speed and grace of a wildebeest brought down by a hyena, my ankle twisting beneath me as I body-slammed the sidewalk.

Sure, a few people offered assistance, after they were able to compose themselves, stand upright and suppress their infernal laughter. Between barely contained guffaws, the workmen above called down helpful comments, most focusing on the quantity of blood dripping from my foot and oozing from my skinned knees.

"Looks like ya broke yer shoe, hon!" one bellowed.

Broken strapped, it lay forlornly on the sidewalk as I staggered to my feet, er, foot.

A few weeks later, I was still hobbling on the worst sprained ankle of my life, and trust me, I've had a few. The bruises faded, the cut healed and the site of my tetanus shot eventually stopped throbbing. But still I brooded. Regardless of what the shoemaker said, there had to be a way to repair one of the most comfortable platform sandals I'd ever owned.

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