March 3- 9, 2005

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Wither Alt-Rock

In the wake of the sudden demise of Philly's only alt-rock station, Y100, lots of white kids have found gaping holes in their lives. Some have filled it by signing online petitions or writing angry letters to anyone with an e-mail address. People, please:

1. The only good thing about Hoobastank was that video.
2. Women make music, too.
3. The term "alternative rock" implies the existence of some form of rock that is worse.
4. They make cars you can plug your iPods into.
5. A better modern rock station is on the horizon. There pretty much has to be.