April 14-20, 2005

naked city

Bad Idea Factory

Given the rise of child obesity and the fact that nothing is sacred anymore, Sesame Street announced recently that Cookie Monster's famous song "C is for Cookie" would be replaced with "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food." Can't fault them for promoting good nutrition. But why stop there?

The Bad Idea Factory's health-conscious Sesame Street songs:

1. "I Don't Want to Look Like the Moon"
2. "It's Not Normal Being Green"
3. "I Love Trash (And I'm Dying)"
4. "Sunny Day, Looking for Unusual Moles or Discolorations!"
5. "Super Grover Has ADHD"
6. "One-Two-Three-Four-Five, Six-Seven-Eight-Nine-Ten, Eleven Carbs."
7. "Bert's Yellow Because of Liver Damage"
8. "These Are the Fat People in Your Neighborhood"