May 19-25, 2005

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Bad Idea Factory

Don't Levy Us This Way

On Wednesday, strangely magnetic NBC-10 WCAU news anchor Steve Levy will sign off the air for good to spend more time with his girlfriend at his Rocky Mountain ranch. The move will leave a gaping hole in the fabric of local television news, and a slightly smaller — but by no means less significant — hole in our hearts.

The Bad Idea Factory's Top Five Things We'll Miss About Steve Levy

1. The smell of Steve's hair.
2. The quiet of Steve's home while Steve's at work.
3. The circuitous route Steve takes home from work just to avoid me.
4. The way Steve doesn't know it's me when I pretend to be a telemarketer.
5. The way Steve stirs, but does not wake, when I sing to Steve at night.