Nov. 10-17, 2005

Fri., Nov. 11, 10 p.m., CBS

Behold! The dorkiest show of the entire fall season! Rob Morrow -- yes, Northern Exposure Rob Morrow -- stars as an FBI agent who uses his MATHEMATICAL GENIUS younger brother to help him solve cases. Just so you heard me right: This is a show where they solve crimes by doing math problems. Math. Problems.

Fri., Nov. 11, 9 p.m., Discovery

Oh hell yes. This is that new Discovery Channel show where they interview people who've been swept up in floods, shipwrecks and oh my god it looks scary as hell. Hold me!

Sun., Nov. 13, 9 p.m, NBC

Otherwise known as I Shouldn't Be Alive: SNL Edition. A two-hour exploration of the "weird" years. You know: Tim Kazurinsky. Joe Piscopo. Mary Gross. Weird and wild stuff.

Tue., Nov. 15, 8 p.m., CBS

Here we are folks, in the belly of the beast, and we, as Americans, simply do not get more detestable than this. Kenny Chesney! Brooks and Dunn! Flags! Subtle cultural racism! This show will have it all.