Booty Boot Camp Military Fetish Auction

Fri., March 3, 9 p.m.-3:30 a.m., $10-$15, Emerald City, 460 N. Second St., 215-413-2500, www.emeraldcityphila.com.

Yuppie bidding grounds like Sotheby's can go to hell. Hosts Madam Jynx and Cyndi Myst kick this alternative auction party into gear—literally. Dubbed Operation Freedom, the bacchanal explosion of pleather, stripes and camouflage—all for a good cause, of course—will be cracking its patriotic whip well into the night. The auction benefits DeMask owner and leukemia patient Sam Hill. Hill owns the New York sex store that sold Janet Jackson that infamous Super Bowl corset. Ring a bell?