What:

Mason-Dixon Knitting: The Curious Knitters' Guide

Who:

Bitchin' stitchers Ann Shayne and Kay Gardiner

When:

Fri., April 7, 6 p.m., free

Where:

Loop, 1914 South St., 215-893-9939

What Makes You So Special:

"We're aiming for a knitter's Woodstock: 400,000 knitters coming together for one night of peace, knitting and love," says Shayne. "We will not go home until the last woman turning aimlessly in circles singing 'Purple Haze' gets pointed toward a bus stop."