A baby gray seal is spotted in the Delaware. "I didn't used to be spotted," says seal. Plus 3

Strip club owners clash with development/neighborhood groups at Fifth Street and Spring Garden. "We refuse to spend any more than $25 on a lap dance," say protesters. "That's just good sense."Minus 1

Korean company signs deal to build SEPTA railcars in the Navy Yard. SEPTA also unveils new slogan: We're making our trains in a boatyard—wrap your head around that shit. Plus 3

West Philly dry cleaner says SEPTA's years-long construction on the El fills his store with dust and is forcing him to close his business. SEPTA offers him a job driving the boat-cars on the new R9 to Bermuda. Minus 2

Judge says Milton Street hasn't lived in the city and the state long enough to run for Pa. rep next month. "Oh but I have," says Milton. "Here's a picture of me with Ira Einhorn, The Hooters and Eric Lindros." Even

At outdoor South Philly party, a string band shoots Mylar streamers into the air, hitting power lines and causing flames and power outages. Flaming Mummers ... where have we heard this one before? Minus 1

Rick Mariano turns in his city-owned car. "Don't worry about me," says Mariano. "I found a brand new Hummer parked in my driveway." Minus 1

A canvas mural made for a Southwest Philly school by prisoners from Graterford is stolen before it can be installed. Those poor kids must be totally demuralized. Minus 2

Former Phanavision tech at Citizens Bank Park is charged with sneaking in to delete files from the a/v room. Duh duh duh dunt duh-duh! Charged! Minus 1

Total pluses: 6

Last week's total: 15