Home shopping channels are the toilet paper of the TV world, falling somewhere just below documentaries on the mating habits of ants. But the acting world is tough and when the pickings get slim, the slim serve themselves a big bane-of-society salad and start hosting home shopping programs. If you have a penchant for selling quasi-useless products to soccer moms, stop by to learn the ins and outs of the business from a recruiter. Just remember us when you make it big selling cubic zirconia. Tue., April 18, 6:30-9 p.m., $45, The 1080 Plaza Bldg., 1080 N. Delaware Ave., 215-739-9952.