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June 22-28, 2006

Music

Blistered in the Sun

No one ever made a pact with the devil in the glare of an afternoon sun. Evil flourishes in dark, dank places, so it was fitting that a heavy, black curtain enclosed the back of the Tweeter Center and bathed the auditorium in darkness for the Slayer-led Unholy Alliance Tour. Still blazingly bright outdoors, the pit was only half full (or half empty, depending on your level of morbidity) when opening act Thine Eyes Bleed took the stage, and there was about as much moshing as a Death Cab for Cutie concert.

The Unholy Alliance Tour: Preaching to the Perverted
  • Slayer with Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Mastodon and Thine Eyes Bleed, June 15, Tweeter Center
  • Number of bands: 5
  • Tickets: $39.50
  • "Convenience" charge: $9.10 (23 percent of ticket price)
  • Parking: $15
  • Killadelphia T-shirt: $35
  • Slayer rolling papers: $8
  • Oldest Slayer shirt: 1983 Show No Mercy Tour
  • Zippo salutes: 2
  • Rabbits on lawn outside the Tweeter Center: 3
  • Five-thirty is an awkward start time for these things: too early for the 9-to-5 crowd, who have to cram travel and pre-partying into a mere 30 minutes. While the proletariat were grudgingly forking over $15 for parking (Camden would rather you think of it as a cover charge to an exclusive macadam BYOB), hardcore Slayer fans who had skipped work and began tailgating at the crack of dawn were basking in the fury of Thine Eyes Bleed. The pit swelled to capacity for Mastodon, and things really got cooking for Children of Bodom and their arsenal of jagged guitars.

    Merchandising masters Lamb of God (ye of the $10 license-plate frames) received loud accolades, but the "Slayer!" battle cries raging through every corner of the Tweeter Center (even the bathroom attendants lent their voices to the swelling chorus reverberating off the porcelain urinals) told the tale of the undisputed kings of speed metal. Slayer have reigned atop thrash for so long that bassist/vocalist Tom Araya can get away with violating the "don't wear your own T-shirt" law. Save for hanging the Marshall Stax in an inverted cross formation, Slayer refrained from cartoony Marilyn Manson-type theatrics, and performed a dead-serious and uncompromising exploration of the dark side. Concluding with "Angel of Death," Slayer loosed their fans into the night to make their own deals with the RiverLink Ferry, Delaware Port Authority, NJ Transit and other such denizens of the underworld.

     
     
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