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Philly's Other Bike RaceThe North American Cycle Courier Championships are coming to Philadelphia. Are we ready? Are they?
by Brian HowardTheir names are Squid, Lunchbox and The Polish Missile. The Brown Hornet, Super Mike, Corndog and Dirty Dee. Yeti. Half-Jap.
The Race and Festivities by Kenny Reidel and Brian HowardThe 2006 NACCC is being organized by members of the Philadelphia Bicycle Messenger Association. Kevin "Stewy" Stewart, Michael Dailey, Jake
The Chain GangA quick and dirty guide to the top guns at this year's NACCC.
by Kenny Reidel and Brian HowardCompiled by Kenny Reidel and Brian Howard Courier racers aren't really ranked, like officially, anywhere. It's not like there
Championship ArtYour guide to the art exhibits at the NACCC.
712 S. Fourth St., 215-629-2453 Will feature courier photography. 631 N. Third St., 215-922-3745 Will feature courier photography and art.

Editor's Letter:
Dumb and Number by Duane SwierczynskiYears ago, I used to drive up Roosevelt Boulevard, see the sprawling IRS processing center behind a chain link fence
Slant:
We Know Their NamesBut it's not enough.
by Chelsea KoehlerWhen Nashay Little was hit by a stray bullet in front of her South Philadelphia home, the city reeled: Not
Loose Cannon:
Creating Journalism by Bruce SchimmelI n 1981, I was a 28-year-old graduate student in literature who was faced with a classic choice: Teach it,
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorThe problem isn't where do The Roots fit in today's hip-hop/ R&B arena; the problem is why haven't there been
DeadsvilleYou can't keep a good cemetery down.
by J.F. PirroR oss Mitchell is dreaming about the hereafter as he drives his Toyota RAV4 through the well-worn, landscaped and curved
Running Numbers by Nick Norlen29 Number — and age limit — of Random House essay contest winners — including Penn grad student Jennifer Glaser
Fine Print:
A Different Deliverance by Rachel FrankfordNeal Lozano lives in one of the more modest sections of the Main Line, but chances are he and his
Paper TrailOur Back Pages, One Year At A Time
2000 Ah, 2000. The Romans called it MM, the alarmists called it Y2K and shortsighted nontrepreneurs sang and danced and
Icepack by A.D. AmorosiIt's my championship season heyah where I pretend I care about sports and not just how badly you dress.
A Grief ObservedDanna Young is a 30-year-old widow. She may also be the most sincere blogger in Philadelphia.
by Natalie Hope McDonaldS aturday, April 8: My husband Mike was diagnosed with a benign brain tumor (craniopharyngioma) in October 2005. His only
Money for Something by Jared GoyetteSam Soloff has an unlikely collection for sale on eBay. Mexican Art Deco earrings are listed beside an autographed Keith

Underworld:
Bomb ShelteredMob watchers worry about Israeli gangsters here to escape the violence at home.
by Brendan McGarvey and Gabriele J. ValentineD id Hezbollah force a pair of hardcore Israeli gangsters to seek refuge in Philly? Seems that reputed members of

Philly Blunt:
How They'll Do by Brian HickeyI 'd like to talk to you today about the beauty of gambling because, let's face it people, you have

Political Notebook:
They're Down with GOP by Mary F. PatelS ome 1,000 Republicans headed out last Sunday for the annual Meehan Clam Bake held at Cannstatter's Club in the

The Bell CurveCity Paper's weekly gauge of Philly's Quality of Life
Two Quaker leaders blast a "malaise" within the Society of Friends, calling the faith "stuck in its old ways." "Riddleth

Art:
Room with a ViewVirgil Marti makes his bones from the skeletons of the past.
Not exactly the world's biggest partiers, the Capuchin monks wandered barefoot around the Italian countryside, begging for food. You might
Culture Shock:
This Week in A & EYacht Rock When I saw the open letter to Luke Wilson on Steely Dan's Web site, all I could think
Art:
About a BoyJoe Meno goes indie with his new detective novel.
by A.D. AmorosiA full-time professor by day and hardcore punk freak by night (at least before he hit 30), Joe Meno is
Arts Picks:
Be Very Afraid by Duane SwierczynskiFrom a glance at the titles of Jeff Abbott's most recent novels Cut and Run, Panic, Fear you
Icons & Idols by Molly EichelJack Mitchell has photographed some of the most important artists of the last 50 years: playwright Tennessee Williams, dancer Merce
Binge Festival by A.D. AmorosiJohnny Brenda's second floor isn't quite ready to open (there's a bit of licensing and construction to finish up) which
The Womb by Drew LazorPhilly poets: For inspiration, look to the source of all life. For the past three years, area verse-crafters have frequented
Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction by Andrew ParksWith ego-spewing blogs fast becoming more commonplace than MySpace pages and breathing, it was only a matter of time before
Over ThereThe War Tapes brings the Iraq war home.
by Sam AdamsAfter a screening of The War Tapes earlier this year, an audience member asked one of the movie's cameramen —
Bleeding GreenVince Papale's story is better on color than play-by-play.
by Shaun BradyUnlike the recent 10th & Wolf, with its PTransit buses and slightly off place names, it's clear from Invincible's opening
Watching The War TapesIraq veterans share their thoughts on the documentary and its audience.
by Jared GoyetteSgt. Zack Bazzi stood a few feet from me, holding a microphone while the audience asked questions. They'd just seen
Repertory FilmSend repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. ABINGTON ART CENTER 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882, www.abingtonartcenter.org. Psycho (1960, U.S., 109 min.)
Screen Picks by Sam AdamsWaging a Living (Thu., Aug. 31, 10:30 p.m., WHYY-TV) The math is simple: $5.15 x 40 x 52 = $10,712.
ShowtimesAMC ORLEANS 8, 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. Beerfest (R) fri-sun: 12:50, 3:20, 5:45, 8:10, 10:30; mon-thu: 12:10, 2:45, 5:10, 7:40,
Straight Ahead, SpazLex Marshall of Daughters wrote lyrics about things he gave a shit about.
by A.D. AmorosiIt's funny. When writers aren't trying to suck the mythic resonance out of a subject, they're pretending the whole thing
Shine OnToby Lightman aims for bigger things.
by Nicole PensieroListen to Toby Lightman's Bird on a Wire NOW! Growing up in Cherry Hill, singer-songwriter Toby Lightman never imagined she'd
Music Picks:
Popa Chubby by Mary ArmstrongI'd like to dip into Popa Chubby's frequent flyer account. Surely he'd never notice, bouncing back and forth across the
Envy by A.D. AmorosiWith violent songs of epic length and an existential ire that somehow comes off prayerful (one of those mean prayers,
Final Fantasy by A.D. AmorosiWhen was the last time a violinist made you swoon? Better still: When was the last time a violinist's voice

None:
Plan BIf an upcoming dinner party has you panicked, Joe Kim wants to be your go-to guy.
by Elisa LudwigJoe Kim has a knife and he's willing to travel. Say you enjoy fresh, local food but you're too busy
Off The MenuA Slice of the Shore in South Philly
by Carolyn WymanJoey Mack put the word "boardwalk" in his South Philly pizza parlor's name for people who don't summer down the
Feeding Frenzy by Drew LazorMugshots 110 Cotton St., Manayunk, 215-482-3964 Fairmount's favorite cup-o'-joe stop extended into the hills a little over three weeks ago.
Watering HoleSugar Mom's
by Molly Eichel225 Church St., 215-925-8219 As anyone under 21 will begrudgingly tell you, bars are the domain of adults (or people
Top 5 Waffles by Kelly White1 Kokobanana Waffle Breakfast at Koko's, 710 Girard Ave., 215-574-8333 Get to Koko's early if you're craving waffles done up
What's Cooking by Termeh MazhariAquahol Thu., Aug. 31, 6 p.m., $50 We all know beer batter is the key to frying up superior fish

Top of the Agenda:
Face OffTerry Gillespie makes do in Philadelphia
by A.D. AmorosiTerry Gillespie, aka "Mr. Rubber Face." The grotesquely stretched comic's fleshy visage not only adorns art-house flicks like Errors, Freaks


Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It
by Molly EichelA Conversation at the Table Eighth Annual Goblet Show Runs through Aug. 31, Works Gallery, 303 Cherry St., 215-922-7775 Taking
Agenda Picks:
Been There/Done ThatBULGE Underwear Night
by Gwen TuxburyEvery Wed., 9 p.m.-2 a.m., free, The Bike Stop, 206 S. Quince St., 215-627-1662, www.thebikestop.com I'm standing in a tiny
What We HeartStem Sell Research
by Nyjia JonesFall flower arrangements, $40 and up, Chartreuse, 1200 Spruce St., 215-545-7711, www.chartreuseflowers.com Drop those grocery store buds in aisle four
Just OpenedGrasshopper
by Kelly WhiteOpens Fri., Sept. 1, 11 a.m., 727 Walnut St., 215-925-3959, www.grasshopperproject.com Shopping on Jeweler's Row means all the diamonds your
On The DLBetsy Ross Battle Royale
by Rachel FrankfordSat., Aug. 26, 2 p.m., $5, meets at the Franklin Square Carousel at Seventh and Vine sts., e-mail zebrabike@gmail.com for
Word On The StreetFergie's Open Mic Night
1 Train Clark | 37 | central supply director "This is the hot spot. I'm a poet and I've been
Just Do It by Drew LazorMon., Aug. 28, 6 p.m., $40, White Dog Cafe, 3420 Sansom St., 215-386-9224 When White Dog Cafe owner Judy Wicks
In The Event That…Capri Sun Is Still Your Favorite Drink
by Drew LazorSunday City Skate Sun., Aug. 27, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Philadelphia Museum of Art, 26th St. and the Parkway, www.landskaters.org Love
Day TripperThird Annual D.C. Poetry Fest
by Laura SmithSun., Aug. 27, 1-8 p.m., free, Carter Barron Amphitheatre, Rock Creek Park, 4850 Colorado Ave. NW, Washington, D.C., 202-271-0430 Ever

Paper Doll:
Pimp This Ride by Ashlea HalpernWhen you write about blowjobs and buttfucking every week, little in the sex arena actually excites you.
Arts Agenda Picks:
On The DLLOOV Me
by Andrew ParksFri., Aug. 25, 10 p.m.-1 a.m., free, The Mansion, 21 S. 19th St., www.rahcrawford.com What's scarier than a chainsaw-wielding Rah
In The Event That..You Catch Your Dinner Winking at You
by Andrew ParksVegetarian potluck and open discussion with author Peter Singer, Wed., Aug. 30, 7 p.m., Chester County Book & Music Company,
Just Do ItBig Art Show
by Laura SmithSat., Aug. 26, 7 p.m., $5 donation, The Cinema, 3925 Walnut St., 215-387-1911, www.bigartshow.com Laboring under the "artist collective" banner,
Readings/Book SigningsCHAPTER & VERSE Megan Mills, Abbi Dion and Darcy Sebright appear for this guest reading series every last Saturday of
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. theater BINGE FEST A
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted by
Museums/ExhibitsACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES, 19th St. & the Parkway, 215-299-1000. BONES: AN EXHIBIT INSIDE YOU, Features a creepy, kooky but