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It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Madi WorldHalf groundbreaking troublemaker, half overachieving genius Madi Distefano comes full circle.
by Deni KasrelLooking back on her teen years Madi Distefano recalls being "a little bit of an overachiever but also a little
Fests of FuryThe lowdown/highlights of Fringe/Live Arts
House ArrestThese two shows belong in a home.
by Janet AndersonThe Fringe/Live Arts Festival is renowned for its cozy, often improvised performance spaces. But this year, two shows are going
Inferno Del GrecoHow Emio Greco's naked ambition led him straight to Hell.
by Lewis Whittington"E mio Greco is dead." That's the proclamation made by a dancer at the beginning of last year's critical success,
A Cab to Catch by A.D. AmorosiDJ Spooky When visual and performing arts curator Janera Solomon took over the Late Night Cabaret, there were rumbles about
Scarred StraightInside Andy Prescott's one-man show about plastic surgery gone too far.
by A.D. AmorosiAndy Prescott's name and reputation within the New Hope cabaret/piano bar scene is big, I tell you, big. As a
Museum of the MindIn Geoff Sobelle and Trey Lyford's new work, memory is the operative word.
by Juliet FletcherThe body would have looked supine, close to death. Unless it was wriggling, soused with rum and alive. Anyone who
Staging WarAn Austin theater troupe brings Get Your War On to life sort of.
by Brian HowardThree panels. Seven clip-art images. Seven undeveloped, interchangeable characters exchanging pointed, deadpan riffs on the repetitious blundering of an empire
The City's a StageHow Fringe cuts the red tape and gets its oddball venues up to code.
by Jenna PortnoyShortly before last year's Live Arts/Fringe was to start, volunteer architect Rich Thom walked in on a rehearsal of Patio

Editor's Letter:
Endangerment by Duane SwierczynskiRecently, my wife took our son and daughter to an arts and crafts store. They visit regularly to pick up
Slant:
The Wake of the StormOne year later, the nation has forgotten Katrina.
by Eric JohnsonOf the 180,000 or so Lebanese refugees displaced by last month's war, at least 130,000 have returned to their homes,
Loose Cannon:
The Scent of a Stinker by Bruce SchimmelI'm nosy by nature. As my friends will confirm — and often complain about — I can't resist cracking things
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorThank you for your sensitive and honest story about Danna Young's love story/blog about her husband, Mike [News, "A Grief
On His OwenDesigner-to-Stephen Starr Owen Kamihira rolls with the punches at the helm of his own Bar Ferdinand.
by A.D. AmorosiOn the muggy July eve Owen Kamihira soft-opened his first-ever restaubar Bar Ferdinand, I ran into Kathleen Vissar. Vissar, one
Running Numbers by Nick NorlenIn celebration of our five-year anniversary on Sept. 6, here are five numbers that manage to be about both Philadelphia
Fine Print:
Tiny Dancers by Rachel FrankfordLast Saturday afternoon, out of sight of the unseasonably foreboding sky, 11 young dancers aged 13 to 18 lounged comfortably
Paper TrailOur Back Pages, One Year At A Time
My God, 2001. Like you need us to refresh your memory. HAL. The pod bay doors. FULL OF FUCKING STARS.
Icepack by A.D. AmorosiBefore we move further into Icestylee, note: Philly/Jersey ex-Eagle Vince Papale's life-as-movie Invincible hitting No. 1 is awesome. Seeing Vin
Fuel for ThoughtSEPTA says it can't go biodiesel. Everybody else says it can, and should.
by Jenna PortnoyE very time a SEPTA bus zooms by, leaving a plume of putrid exhaust in its wake, people on street
"Not A Political Issue" by Jenna PortnoyGlobal warming may be an inconvenient truth for President Bush, but three House Republicans have found it easy to be
Infighting About FightingWhy a group of Jews hung anti-Israel signs off highway overpasses last week.
by Doron TaussigA t exactly 8:15 a.m. last Tuesday, a banner was hung from the I-676 overpass at 17th and Vine streets.
Slashing TiresWelfare-to-work cuts spell trouble for a thriving truck-driving program.
by Doron TaussigDavid Berrios moved from the lower class to the middle class by way of a truck. Three years ago, at

Philly Blunt:
A Religious Experience by Brian HickeyI had an audience with Christ last week. In a West Chester skate shop, of all places. About five-seven and

Political Notebook:
Perzel Logic by Mary F. PatelW ill the pay-raise issue cost incumbents as dearly in the Nov. 7 general election as it did in last

The Bell CurveCity Paper's weekly gauge of Philly's Quality of Life
An Economist article exposes Inky publisher Brian Tierney's fascination with experimental Mentos-in-the-Coke-bottle videos. "Now if you'll excuse me," says Tierney,

Art:
First Friday Focus by Lori HillProjects Gallery Ever look at a little kid in a stroller and think, now there's a troublemaker? Caleb Weintraub sees
Arts Picks:
The Devil Inside by Kelly WhiteIf you've never laughed while watching The Devil and Daniel Webster, it's because you were waiting for a real Gothic
Culture Shock:
This Week in A & EZach Condon I once saw all of my past lives while washing my face. Each time I splashed water, an
The World Turned Upside-DownTales of everyday horror.
by Sam AdamsT he streets in 13 Tzameti look familiar, but there's something not quite right. The cars look the same, the
A House DividedThe 'burbs go to pieces in the jumbled The Quiet.
by Cindy FuchsLike many teenagers, the aptly named Dot (Camilla Belle) wants to be invisible. Alas, she's not, only deaf and mute.
Screen Picks by Sam AdamsPlaytime ($39.95 DVD) At once Jacques Tati's triumph and his downfall, 1967's Playtime is the supreme statement of his art,
Repertory FilmSend repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. AFRICAN AMERICAN MUSEUM IN PHILADELPHIA 701 Arch St., www.aampmuseum.org. REELadelphia This month's "Labor of
ShowtimesAMC ORLEANS 8, 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. Beerfest (R) fri-mon: 9:30; tue-thu: 7:40 Idlewild (R) fri-mon: 10, 12:30, 3, 5:30,
Under The RockBob Season
by Michael PelusiIt's that time again. When gnomic utterances become fodder for Reuters news reports; when Columbia Records gets to act all
Halloween:
Aid Or InvadeFinland
by Rodney AnonymousArtists: JPP Album: Artology Country of Origin: Finland I n a rare moment of clarity, Gibby Haynes of the Butthole
Music Picks:
The Avengers by Molly EichelDuring their fleeting two-year career, The Avengers blessed and cursed American indie music. Arguably the best band to have never
Delaware Valley Bluegrass Festival by Mary ArmstrongHard to believe it's been 35 years since Bill Monroe first persuaded a pack of young lovers of Appalachian roots
Census ConsensusJoel Harrison would like to see some ID.
by Shaun Brady"W ho are you?" It's one of four questions that guitarist/singer/composer Joel Harrison asked people while preparing his new piece,
Tania Maria by Deni KasrelTania Maria left her native Brazil back in the '60s but clearly that was only in the corporeal context. Her
Curious Georges'France makes an unexpected comeback at Georges Perrier's Main Line squeeze.
by Maxine KeyserI thought it was just what the Main Line needed: a classic French auberge with great Provencal food and a
Small BitesDesigner Eats
by Elisa LudwigT he sidewalk tables outside of Bar Ferdinand are already filled on an early weekday night, mirroring the crowd outside
Feeding Frenzy by Drew LazorBliss 220 S. Broad St., 215-731-1100 Great balls of spicy tempura tiger shrimp-esque fire! This chichi Broad Street restaubar had
Top 5 Hotel Bars by Gary M. Kramer1 The Ritz-Carlton 10 Avenue of the Arts, 215-523-8000 Housed in a historic Girard Bank landmark that features a domed-ceiling
Waterig HoleBuffalo Billiards
by Amanda McKenna116 Chestnut St., 215-574-7665 If you happen to run across a 20-foot-tall naked man, please direct him to Buffalo Billiards,
What's Cooking by Gwen TuxburyJust A Pinch Fri., Sept. 8, 6-10 p.m., $35-$45 If cracking legs, snapping joints and scraping fat sounds enjoyable, then

Top of the Agenda:
Department of LaborYour Guide to an Awesome Three-Day Weekend
by Drew LazorSlaskifest Labor Day can be so much work. You know how it ismaking plans, designating drivers, buying burgers and buns
Agenda Picks:
PhillyanthropyGet Up, Get Out, Get Involved
by Laura SmithSat., Sept. 16, Time TBA This neighborhood improvement project involves more than flora and fertilizer
What We HeartStreet Fashion
by Nyjia JonesVintage couture dresses, $450-$800, Sara's Stoop Sale, Ninth and South sts., open Saturdays and Sundays, noon-dusk, or by appointment at
Where We Won't BeCarlos Mencia
by Andrew EarlesSun., Sept. 3, 8 p.m., $49.50-$59.50, Borgata Hotel, Casino & Spa, One Borgata Way, Atlantic City, N.J., 877-465-6142 Carlos Mencia
In The Event That
You Recycle for Greenbacks
by Kelly WhiteSouth Street Green Festival, Sun., Sept. 3, 10 a.m.-10 p.m., 900 block of South St., 386-290-8749 Let's assume for a
Day Tripper"MADE in America"
by Laura SmithOpen Mon.-Thu., 11 a.m.-10 p.m, Fri- Sun, 11 a.m.-mid., runs through Oct. 1, $5-$8, 178 Mulberry St., New York City,
Been There/Done ThatFamous Criminals of Old Philadelphia Tour
by Termeh MazhariBy appointment only, 215-525-1219,www.famouscriminalstour.com The patrons at Old City's Positano Coast are blissfully unaware that they're dining in the very
On The DL"Jewish Mystical Perspectives on the Origins, Beliefs and History of Christianity"
by Drew LazorWed., Sept. 6, and Wed., Sept. 13, 8 p.m., $12-$15 per lecture, Chabad Center for Jewish Life at the General
Just Do It"Entebbe to Today, Terrorism in Transition"
by Billy KekevianWed., Sept. 6, 6 p.m., free, National Museum of American Jewish History, Independence Mall, 55 N. Fifth St., 215-923-3811, www.nmajh.org

Paper Doll:
Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It
by Molly EichelFestival of Fountains Runs through Sept. 2, $2-$14, Longwood Gardens, U.S. Route 1, Kennett Square, 610-388-1000 Thousands of illuminated waterspouts
Arts Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...You Can't Stand Sears Portrait Studio
by Kelly WhiteNegative Exposure Opening reception Fri., Sept. 1, 6-10 p.m., runs through Sept. 29, Trinity Art Gallery, 158 N. Third St.,
On The DL by Drew LazorRuns Sept. 1-30, reception Fri., Sept. 15, 5:30-8 p.m., free, Crane Arts Building, 1400 N. American St., 215-592-1310, www.cranearts.com As
Just Do It by A.D. AmorosiRuns Sept. 2-30, opening reception Fri., Sept. 8, 6-8 p.m., Falling Cow Gallery, 732 S. Fourth St., 215-627-4625, www.fallingcow.org After