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Fall Guide 2006Autumnatic For The People
Fall Guide 2006 Autumnatic For The People Tomorrow the World The AVA gears up for its biggest, most ambitious season
Beautiful Contam-inationCuban-born choreographer Marianela Boán puts dance in a box.
by Janet AndersonIt's a wet, miserable day. Wind pulls tree branches to the sidewalk. Cars honk and nudge at each other while
Dance by Deni KasrelPaul Taylor Dance Company 'Danco on 'Danco Philadanco's presentation of works created and performed by its apprentice company offers dance
Opera by Peter BurwasserPuccini: La Boheme Puccini: La Boheme Yes, it's "that opera" again. A whole bunch of people will happily attend to
Theater by David Anthony FoxTwelve Angry Men Yup, the guys are still mad and given the judicial system, who wouldn't be? The acclaimed
Force of NaturePark the Van Records escapes Katrina and unites Philly's most promising rockers.
by John VettesePARK LIFE: Chris Watson (bottom left) with members of The Teeth, Dr. Dog, Capitol Years, National Eye, Mike Visser, Sabrina
Van ChampionsThe deal: Stalwart Philly mods under the leadership of Shai Halpern find a new home on Park the Van. Their
Rock/Pop by Michael PelusiClap Your Hands Say Yeah Van Hunt This Ohio soulman cites influences expected (Sly Stone, Prince) and less so (Richard
Roots by Mary ArmstrongJeffrey Foucault Laurie Lewis and the Right Hands Don't let anybody tell you that if the band is from California,
Jazz by Shaun BradyUri Caine Khan Jamal/Grachan Moncur III Trio Two quiet men of the avant-garde, Philly vibist Jamal and trombonist Moncur both
Tomorrow the WorldThe AVA gears up for its biggest, most ambitious season ever.
by Steve CohenThere's no gimmick to the Academy of Vocal Arts' upcoming season. No round-number anniversary. No dedication of a new building.
Going LargeA far-reaching music series at the Painted Bride is out to prove that size matters.
by Deni KasrelThe Painted Bride is primed to pump up its schedule with XL, a music series featuring large ensembles presenting an
Classical by Peter Burwasser1807 and Friends with Ricardo Morales, clarinet This venerable chamber ensemble garners great guests. Morales, the superb Philadelphia Orchestra principal
Visual Arts by Robin RiceMyung Jin Choi: Incipience Choi records signs, symbols, silhouettes and mysterious personal ideograms in clay slip, commenting on the intertwined

Editor's Letter:
Loaded Argument by Duane SwierczynskiBloody hypocrite, I am. I write extremely violent novels. In my latest, which will be published in a few months,
Slant:
Too Many SecretsNow is the time to push for better open-records laws in Pennsylvania.
by Susan SchwartzIn Columbia County, a resident was told that the Berwick Area School District would charge her $15.50 an hour to
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorTruth or False Impressions? Thanks for some of the most honest and fair coverage of some of the many unanswered
Loose Cannon:
It's the Environment, Stupid by Bruce SchimmelMayoral hopeful Michael Nutter was playing to happy crowd at a green rally on South Street recently, when he declared
Click for BeerYou still can't download a six-pack from the Internet.
BeerRightNow.com, though, could be the next best thing.
by Michael BennerBeer, delivered right to your doorstep. It's the idea that countless people have dreamed of, and thanks to one Philadelphia
Paper TrailOur Back Pages, One Year At A Time
2003 We're catching up to ourselves, so let's make this quick. 2003: Homeland Security. Columbia disaster. Great White. Elizabeth Smart.
Running Numbers by Nick Norlen6 Number of full-time employees of Philly's Pig Iron Theater Company, according to a Sept. 6 article in The New
Icepack by A.D. AmorosiStudents. My name is A.D. Amorosi. I'm the creepy funny guy what writes Icepack as well as a bunch of
Fine Print:
J'ai Dit, Pas D'Oignons! by Rachel FrankfordThe staff at Geno's denied knowing anything in advance about the little band of protesters that showed up late Saturday
A Knight's Nose by Rachel FrankfordBeer is to Belgium and the Belgians what wine is to France and the French, and thus membership in the
The ExonereeA one-time convicted axe-murderer becomes the local death-penalty-abolitionists' frontman.
by J.F. PirroSTILL FIGHTING: Now a free man, Harold Wilson has a civil suit pending against the city. Harold C. Wilson walks

Philly Blunt:
Moments of Clarity by Brian HickeyApparently, it always is sunny in Philadelphia. And, for that matter, safe, secure and, despite what the worrywarts would have

Political Notebook:
Sticks, Stones and Hurtful Names by Mary F. PatelFriction between Chaka Fattah sympathizers and Dwight Evans supporters seems to be getting hotter. The U.S. Congressman and the state
Charter BruiseAn anti-war resolution could test the limits of city government.
by Jenna Portnoy THE COUNCIL THEATER OF WAR: Santoyo (right) and other activists will go to City Hall today to lobby
The Bell CurveCity Paper's weekly gauge of Philly's Quality of Life
The Rocky statue is officially situated by the Art Museum steps. They could've just put Kim Catrall up already
Two Minutes with...John DeanFormer White House counsel, author
by Jared GoyetteWhen President Bush admitted that the CIA has been keeping secret prisons and using "alternative" interrogation techniques, John Dean couldn't

Art:
The PushermanSelf-publishing Jamaican-born author Andre Porter pounds the pavement.
by Zach MorticeThe only time Andre Porter sounds like the crime boss kingpins and underworld agents he writes about is when the

Editors Letter:
Simple Simon by Mark CoftaCommunity theaters stubbornly rely on Neil Simon to generate revenue, and the strategy usually works. Though the Ritz Theatre Company
Culture Shock:
This Week in A & E"Year's Around Live Crab" I have a passion for steamed blue crabs. On a sunny Friday afternoon it transcends any
Arts Picks:
A Prayer for Owen Meany by Lewis Whittington"I am doomed to remember a boy with a wrecked voice not because of his voice, or because he
FBI Files by Rachel FrankfordThanks to the Freedom of Information Act, painter Arnold Mesches got the FBI to give him a big ol' present:
Carving a Niche"Everyone appreciates learning from the best, especially from the beginning," says Leonid Zakurdayev. "That way, the future is without a
Lit for Liberals by Billy KekevianLiberals are often accused of being intellectual elitists or starry-eyed dreamers. Only the party that gave us Karl Rove could
Mercury Rising"Viva Pedro" charts the course of a shape-shifting director.
by Shaun BradySony Pictures Classics' eight-film Pedro Almodovar package manages to get it right by getting it gloriously wrong. The director, whose
Screen Picks by Sam AdamsHead Trauma (Tue., Sept. 19, 7 p.m., County Theater; Wed., Sept. 20, 7 p.m., Fri.-Sat., Sept. 22-23, midnight, Bryn Mawr
ShowtimesAMC Orleans 8 , 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. Beer League (R) fri: 12:35, 2:30, 4:30, 7, 9:20; sat: 10:10, 12:35,
Repertory FilmSend repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. AMBLER THEATER 108 E. Butler Ave., Ambler, 215-345-7855, www.amblertheater.org. Head Trauma (2006, U.S., 84
Field WorkThe Rock brings conviction to a cookie-cutter sports tale.
by Cindy FuchsYou've seen this movie before. It's the inspiring sports saga, wherein the earnest and beleaguered team is moved to unlikely
Bright MomentPhilly's Trudy Pitts becomes the first jazz musician to play the Kimmel's Cooper organ.
by Shaun BradyWhen Mervon Mehta, the Kimmel Center's vice president of programming, went searching for a jazz artist to christen the new
soundadviceThey've got synthy songs for dancing and a spooky folk ballad about Typhoid Mary. They've got a tinny soul number
Music Picks:
The Gossip/Erase Errata by M.J. FineSomeone has to lift cynical kids' spirits and shake their asses, and it may as well be The Gossip. Beth
Christine Sehnaoui by Shaun BradyBack in July, Gene Coleman's Lebanon-meets-Philly Tabadol Project was laid waste by the crushing hand of irony (in the form
Big Easy Sunday by Mary Armstrong"Jamaaladeen Tacuma called from the middle of his European tour!" Robin Parry exclaims. Tacuma wanted to be sure he'd have
Synth You Been GoneThe PopNoise Festival gets bigger and bolder.
by M.J. FineIt's not so much a festival as a daylong summit of synth lovers. Now in its third year, PopNoise is
A Band, a Van, a PlanWe're hitting the road with Pony Pants.
by Patrick RapaIf you've never heard of West Philly's Pony Pants, you're missing out — they're a gritty, freaky dance punk trio
Call to ArmsPhilly chefs do octopus right. Which isn't quite as easy as you'd think.
by Trey PoppThe first octopus I ever bought was an Indonesian beastie frozen into the shape of a discus. I'd wanted a
What's Cooking by Jessica LougheryFilosophy Mon., Sept. 18 or Tue., Sept. 19, 6:30-9 p.m., $70 Paper-thin filo, aka the stuff that flakes all over
A Nation Divided by Elisa LudwigThere's an upstairs and a downstairs at Tio Pepe, a Portuguese restaurant in the Northeast that serves two demographics at
Feeding Frenzy by Drew LazorCrow Bar at Robin's Nest Restaurant, 2 Washington St., Mt. Holly, N.J., 609-261-6149 The historic Robin's Nest will debut its
Watering HoleCastle Roxx Cafe
by Jessica LougheryCastle Roxx Cafe 105 Shurs Lane, Manayunk, 215-482-9000,www.castleroxx.com Sick of pouring your paycheck into your gas tank? Pour it down
Top 5 Bloody Marys by Amanda McKenna1 Dirty Frank's 347 S. 13th St., 215-732-5010 Sundays at Dirty Frank's are specialit's during these precious brunch hours that

Top of the Agenda:
Home BaseRadical collectives explore the future of art
by Rachel FrankfordWalk along the 700 block of Chestnut Street this weekend, and it's there, just beyond the walls, one hell of
Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItRudy Giuliani
by Billy KekevianWed., Sept. 20, 6 p.m., $55-$395, Radnor High School, 130 King of Prussia Rd., Radnor, 215-561-4700, www.wacphila.org For political junkies
On The DLPigFest 2006
by Zach PontzSat., Sept. 16, 11 a.m.-6 p.m., free, Ross Mill Farm, 2464 Walton Rd., Warwick Township, 215-322-1539, www.rossmillfarm.com Sure, pigs like
In The Event That...You're Too Perverted for Blow-Up Dolls
by Rachel FrankfordOtto & George Fri.-Sat., Sept. 15-16, 9:30 p.m., $20, Best Western Hotel, 11580 Roosevelt Blvd., 215-676-JOKE, www.comedycabaret.com In my opinion,
Just Do It by Shaun BradyLecture with Fred Kaplan, Sat., Sept. 16, 9:30 p.m., free, Germantown Jewish Centre, 400 W. Ellet St., 215-844-1507 Slate.com scribe
Just Do It by A.D. AmorosiTue., Sept. 19, 4-9 p.m., Morris Arboretum, 100 E. Northwestern Ave.; Wed., Sept. 20, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., Penn's Biomedical Research
On The DLMessage Board Party
by Alex RichmondFri, Sept. 15, 7-9 p.m., $15-$25, Bourbon Blue, 2 Rector St., 215-508-3360 Attention all black-hearted, acid-tongued opponents of love: You

Paper Doll:
The Gag Reflex by Ashlea HalpernFive inches, maybe six. Seven max. That's how deep my throat goes.


Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It
by Rachel FrankfordDreaming in Black and White Dumpster Divers: The Secret Garden of a Fertile Mind Runs through Sept. 15, Journey Home
Arts Agenda Picks:
In The Event That
You Podcast Your Therapy Sessions
by Drew Lazor"Place Holdings" Runs through Oct. 1, Third Street Gallery, 58 N. Second St., 215-625-0993, www.confess2.us Michael Sebright wanted to know
Just Do ItMartin Short Interviewed by Dick Cavett
by A.D. AmorosiSun., Sept. 17, 7:30 p.m., $20-$25, live satellite broadcast from NYC's 92nd St. Y, Gershman Y, 401 S. Broad St.,
Readings/Book SigningsALVIN S. FELZENBERG The principal spokesman for the 9/11 Commission signs his new book, "Governor Tom Kean," a biography of
Arts Agenda Picks:
Accidental TouristAyun Halliday
by Amanda McKennaFri., Sept. 15, 6:30-8 p.m., free, Voices & Visions, The Bourse, lower level, Fourth and Ranstead sts., 215-625-4740 Ayun Halliday
Word On The StreetTalia Greene's "New Works"
1 Scott Lawson | 42 artist/retail clerk "Although it has visual elements, the main thrust is conceptual. I am unclear
Just Do It by Amanda McKennaArtSalad lecture by James Mundie, Wed., Oct. 18, 11 a.m.-noon, exhibit runs Sept. 8-Oct. 22, $3-$5, children under 12 free,
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance 'DANCO ON 'DANCO
Museums/ExhibitsABINGTON ART CENTER, 515 Meetinghouse Rd., 215-887-4882. SOLO SERIES 2006: DRAWINGS BY AMY LIN, Features color pencil drawings exploring interactions
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted by