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September 21st, 2006 other issues :
Heir, ApparentlyMeet Carol Campbell, the most powerful woman in city politics you've never heard of.
by Doron TaussigOn Aug. 31, shortly after news broke that City Council President Anna Verna planned to hold special elections to fill
All in the Family by Doron TaussigPhiladelphia, you got some new councilpeople on Monday. Probably. Care to meet them? Bill Greenlee, a ward leader from Fairmount,

Editor's Letter:
Honey, Stock Up the Iodine by Duane SwierczynskiTen 5-gallon collapsible water containers. Three months' worth of canned food. Flashlights. Emergency crank radio. Personal radiation detector. Key-ring photon
Slant:
Iraq Isn't VietnamIt's more like Cambodia.
by Steve ConnI saw a bumper sticker recently that read: Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam. It is easy enough to make the
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorJ'ai Dit This "We'll all go to Geno's and we'll each order a cheesesteak in a different language. Think of

Loose Canon:
A Traitor and His King by Bruce SchimmelFrank DiCicco was channeling Paul Revere at an anti-casino rally recently, when the councilman warned the crowd at the Convention
Tranquility BaseIn Chinatown, there's a break from the grind open seven days a week.
by Kevin PlunkettOn a late summer Sunday morning in a narrow room in a row home in the heart of Chinatown, two
Paper TrailOur Back Pages, One Year At A Time
2004 & 2005 The snake is eating its tail. Special double column: 2004 and 2005. Can you smell the magic?
Running Numbers by Nick Norlen$250 Fine that would be levied against Pa. drivers operating a motor vehicle while using a hand-held cell phone under
Icepack by A.D. AmorosiYou know, I'm still reeling from that ABC 20/20 Pennsylvania Ballet thing. "Only 26 percent of our male dancers are
Fine Print:
Courting Diddy by A.D. AmorosiWhen we mused on The Clog about what connection could there possibly be between Diddy's Press Play — his first


Underworld:
Take a NumberJuniata residents say city officials and police ignore complaints about their crumbling block.
by Brendan McGarveyJust a few years ago, the 1300 block of East Sedgley Avenue was the kind of place where everybody knew

Political Notebook:
Fighting the Inevitable by Mary F. PatelMunicipal corruption doesn't get residents up in arms nearly as much as the proposed casinos have. During the past two

Philly Blunt:
The Great Race Bait of '06 by Brian HickeyI had a dream the other night. Philadelphia, a city sweltering in the heat of violence and oppression, was transformed
Taking a ShotLocal anti-violence advocates head to Harrisburg.
by Jenna PortnoyJust before Dorothy Johnson-Speight joined fellow gun-control advocates one morning last week, she read the words engraved on the walls
Two Minutes With... Bilal Qayyumco-founder, Men United for a Better Philadelphia
by Brian HickeyBy the time Mayor Street and a battalion of activists board buses bound for Tuesday's "Rally to Stop Gun Violence"
The Bell CurveCity Paper's weekly gauge of Philly's Quality of Life
Unbeknownst to City Council, PGW doles out a half million dollars in bonuses to its top officials; President Thomas Knudsen

Art:
Last CallPhotographer Sarah Stolfa moves out and says goodbye to The Regulars.
by John VetteseSarah Stolfa is honest with herself. She knows what she's up against. The first body of work she produced —

Editors Letter:
Out of Gas by David Anthony FoxWhen it comes to humor, I'm more of an Oscar Wilde guy than a pie-in-your-face guy. Still, I can enjoy
Harold and Mod by David Anthony FoxThe cornflakes are "very nice." The weather is "very nice." And the fried bread? That's "very nice" too, according to
Culture Shock:
This Week in A & EBarefoot Contessa I'm a little fickle with my TV chef infatuations. Martha Stewart broke my heart not by going
Arts Picks:
Villa America by Rachel FrankfordPAFA's latest exhibition takes its name from one of the works on display, a Gerald Murphy painting that pays tribute
I Can't Stop Loving You by Mark CoftaMusical theater has been reaching out to baby boomers in recent years with shows featuring the classic pop songs of
Banned Books Reading by Rachel FrankfordDespite the Bush administration's courageous stance against censorship and invasion of privacy, times are tough for America's libraries. (I just
Out of Frame by Andrew ParksSeriously now, this trippy exhibit is not just for collegiate stoners and people who still have Magic Eye paintings hanging
Jim McGreevey by Lewis WhittingtonFormer New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey certainly paid his dues as a drama queen before he was comfortable being a
Twelve Angry Men by Mark CoftaJohn Boy (The Waltons' Richard Thomas) and Norm (Cheers' George Wendt) are steamed about something, and the former TV stars
'Danco on 'Danco by Deni KasrelThe dancers are doin' it for themselves in 'Danco on 'Danco, presenting works created and performed by members of the
Book Review:
Tactless in PhillyNora Ephron returns to print to complain about exercise and aging (and to insult our city).
by Carolyn WymanI was feeling pretty good about I Feel Bad About My Neck (Knopf, $19.95), writer/director Nora Ephron's new collection of
Art:
Moment of Truth by Robin RiceIn 1923, the U.S. Senate voted to authorize a national monument to the "Faithful Colored Mammies of the South." Although

Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It
by Rachel FrankfordDennis Carpenter: Terra Firma, Terra Incognito Runs through Sept. 22, Sol Mednick Gallery at University of the Arts, 211 S.
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance 'DANCO ON 'DANCO
Arts Agenda Picks:
Why So Many?Latin American Art Retrospectives
by Andrew ParksIt's hard to tell how much attention Europeans paid to Latin American art when they decimated entire civilizations, but several
Just Do It by Zach PontzCakewalk Runs Sept. 8-Oct. 8, $20-$25, William Way Center, 1315 Spruce St., 215-732-2220, www.cakewalktheplay.com Playwright Tom Minter likes complicating things.
In The Event That...You're Looking for the Exact Opposite of a
by Shaun Brady"Primal Secretions: A Günter Brus Retrospective," opening reception Sat., Sept. 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m., film premiere and lecture Wed., Sept. 27,
Just Do It by Amanda McKennaRuns through Oct. 9, The Arts Scene Gallery, 530 E. Union St., West Chester, 610-644-6555 Last August, Hurricane Katrina made
Readings/Book SigningsASHLEY KAHN AND CARL GRUBBS Kahn reads from her new book, "The House That Trane Built: The Story of Impulse
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. Receptions and talks are denoted by
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted by
Arts Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...The Whole Stupid Pet Tricks/Stupid Human Tricks Thing Confuses You
by A.D. AmorosiAmerica's Cutest Puppy Search, Sat., Sept. 23, 8 a.m., free, Best Friends Pet Care, 1150 Easton Rd., Willow Grove, 215-659-3441
The Blink of an EyeThe Toronto Film Fest's unrepeatable pleasures.
by Sam AdamsMovies are an infinitely reproducible art: The movie you saw last week is the one I see tomorrow, and bears
Repertory Film by A.D. AmorosiSend repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. AMBLER THEATER 108 E. Butler Ave., Ambler, 215-345-7855, www.amblertheater.org. Head Trauma (2006, U.S., 84
Screen Picks by Sam AdamsFuneral Parade of Roses (Fri., Sept. 22, 8 p.m., $5, The Cinema, 3925 Walnut St.) Kicking off a farewell weekend
Showtimes by A.D. AmorosiAMC Orleans 8 , 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. Beer League (R) fri: 12:50, 2:50, 4:45, 7:05, 10; sat: 10:35, 12:50,
Scrambled EggsThe much-delayed All the King's Men can't put the pieces together again.
by Cindy FuchsWillie Stark (Sean Penn) drinks his orange pop with two straws. This detail comes up more than once in All
Alô Again?Alô Brasil bridges the generation gap on its long-awaited debut.
by Mary ArmstrongUPBEAT: Dancer Adrienne Hall and lead vocalist/percussionist Peter Bertini. Alô Brasil is not the only group playing Brazilian music in
Soundadvice by A.D. AmorosiSure, it's a trio, but bassist Reuben Radding often seems like the straight man between a pair of hyperactive vaudevillians.
Music Picks:
Side Effect by Deesha DyerA few years ago, Side Effect was a name you heard echoing in the local underground. He rocked the hip-hop
Tranestop: John Coltrane Jazz Festival by Shaun BradyJohn Coltrane has been gone so long, and has grown to such mythic status, that it's hard to believe that
Gary Graffman Celebration Concert by Peter BurwasserBy the time he passed the reins to Roberto Diaz this past spring, Gary Graffman had been the director of
Khmer PassDengue Fever and the sweet hard sounds of Pan-Asian-American rock.
by A.D. AmorosiFor Dengue Fever to be possible: One Los Angelino musician had to quit his day job. One Cambodian singer had
Armed to the TeethTrombonist Grachan Moncur has got to be free.
by Shaun BradyROUTE CAUSE: Moncur came to free jazz only after years of playing hard bop. After Grachan Moncur III answers the
Philly Hearts Apple CakeBut is it kosher to call it Jewish?
by Carolyn WymanStudy a coffeehouse bakery case almost anywhere in America and you will see croissants, muffins and scones. In Philadelphia, you'll
Small BitesThe Naked Truth
by David Anthony FoxTom Block is deep in chocolate. When I first call, it's truffles. Later, when I meet him, he's molding cremes,
Feeding Frenzy by Drew LazorRim Café 1172 S. Ninth St., 215-465-3515 This keep-it-simple Euro cafe in the Italian Market isn't 100 percent just yet,
What's Cooking by Jessica LougheryTakin' It to the Street Mon., Sept. 25, 6 p.m., $30-$36 Try as you might with your organic-this, organic-that shopping
Top 5 Gourmet Pizzas by Andrew Parks1 A la Greque Pizza Rustica, 3602 Chestnut St., 215-895-3490 Even the creamiest feta can't save a Greek salad that's
Watering HoleThe 700 Club
by Amanda McKennaThe 700 Club 700 N. Second St., 215-413-3181 This just in: There is no 700 Club in Northern Liberties. There

Agenda Lead:
Fight The NewsmanMedia Tank Turns 5
by Lou PerseghinThe night after Michael Powell took office, the former FCC chairman invoked "an angel of public interest" to visit him.
Agenda Picks:
Where We Won't BeOcean County Decoy and Gunning Show
by A.D. AmorosiSat.-Sun., Sept. 23-24, 7 a.m.- 5 p.m., free, Tip Seaman County Park, 120 Lakeside Dr.; Pinelands Regional High School, 595
Justify Your ExistenceFull Figure Market Expo and Big Beautiful Women Pageant
by A.D. AmorosiWhat: Full Figure Market Expo and Big Beautiful Women Pageant Who: David Wilkes, founder of Wilkes Productions When: Sun., Sept.
Been There/Done ThatSword Fighting
by Rachel FrankfordSat., Sept. 23, noon-4 p.m., locations vary, 267-258-1962 In the far-off days of my youth, I nourished my soul with
Accidental TouristFran Capo
by Jessica LougheryWith Coleman Green and Steve Balbier, Sat., Sept. 23, 9 p.m., $17.50, Comedy Cabaret, 1450 Rt. 70 East, Cherry Hill,
On The DLKevin Jennings
by Drew LazorWed., Sept. 27, 5:30 p.m., Giovanni's Room, 345 S. 12th St., 215-923-2960, www.giovannisroom.com Growing up gay in North Carolina, Kevin

Paper Doll:
Mood Music by Ashlea HalpernIn the wake of the latest iPod upgrade, a new sex toy has the blogosphere abuzz.