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November 2nd, 2006 other issues :
CP Choice Goes to Hell7 deadly sins, 7 heavenly virtues and all destinations in between.
City Paper's annual round-up of Philadelphia's superlatives.
Sloth & ZealArts and Entertainment
The Best and Worst in Philadelphia Arts and Entertainment
Gluttony & ModerationFood and Drink
The Best and Worst in Philadelphia food and drink.
Envy & CharityNewsmakers
The Best and Worst of Philadelphia's movers and shakers.
Lust & AbstinenceNightlife
The Best and Worst of what goes on at night.
Pride & HumilityScience, Technology and Transportation
The Best and Worst of Philadelphia Science, Technology and Transportation.
Greed & GenerosityShopping and Style
The Best and Worst of Buying Stuff and Wearing Things.
Wrath & MeeknessSports and Recreation
The Best and Worst of our Sporting Lives.
Choice Sidebar: VegetarianSeven treats with no meat.
Choice Sidebar: FeudsSeven bitter feuds.
It's a smackdown! Vince v. the Tower of Darkness; Larry v. Alycia; Joey v. Jonny; Jessica v. Jennifer!
Choice Sidebar: BikesSeven bicycular rants and raves.
Choice Sidebar: KidsSeven hot tips for tots (and their keepers).
Slant:
My Scandalous PastAre recent sex scandals about abuse, or homophobia?
by Lewis WhittingtonWhen ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley named Father Anthony Mercieca, his childhood priest, as his sexual abuser, it was another stick of dynamite in an already explosive scandal.

Editor's Letter:
Elementary, My Dear Philly Mag by Duane SwierczynskiAs I write this, we've racked up 332 murders, and we're on track to beat a decade-old record. Philadelphia magazine is finally tuning in.

Loose Canon:
CacheWho knew about the Barnes secret budget item? Who kept it quiet?
by Bruce SchimmelLast March, when Gov. Ed Rendell came up with $25 million to move the Barnes Museum to Center City, it looked like the long and nasty battle was finally at an end.
Feedback:
Strangers and KandyWhy a local fashion model bared everything for 21 different photographers.
by A.D. AmorosiAny good artist will tell you: There's nothing like a good muse. Zeus and Mnemosyne would be proud of Kelicia "Kandy" Pitts.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen"Social entrepreneurs?" That sounds like PC code for hobos. Is this a hobo conference? It is now!
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiBetween Halloween and Election Day (and I dare you to tell those Tuesdays apart; tell me Bob Menendez and Rick Santorum aren't just scary costumes), A.D. found himself withi more suspicious slpis of paper than a sack of hanging chads.
A Minor VictoryCasino foes win a small battle, and vow to fight on.
by Doron TaussigOn a recent Wednesday night, a group of anti-casino activists gathered at the South Street Diner and grappled with an unfamiliar feeling. They suspected that they had experienced a victory.

Philly Blunt:
Me and My ShadowWhy a purported terror threat against Philadelphia was too important to ignore.
by Brian HickeyIt's hard to forget the first time the cold steel of John Q. Law's cuffs snaps shut around your wrists. For me, it came one cool night in 1991, just months before high school graduation.

Underworld:
Back in the Slammer AgainFormer Stanfa bodyguard pinched on racketeering, steroid-possession charges.
by Brendan McGarveyDo handcuffs come in extra large? Last week, FBI agents and the New Jersey State Police arrested Vincent "Vince" Filipelli, a hulking 260-pound bodybuilder
Two Minutes With:
John C. Van HorneDirector, the Library Company of Philadelphia
by J.F. PirroJohn C. Van Horne admits he has exploited Ben Franklin's tercentenary.

Political Notebook:
Man-on-Dog and Other Campaign NotesBoth parties scramble at the 11th hour.
by Mary F. PatelDemocrats and Republicans alike spent the past week rallying for their candidates and putting the finishing touches on strategies to get out the vote.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
First Friday FocusLori HIll's First Friday hit list.
by Lori HillF.A.N. Gallery: Tezh Modarressi; Trinity Gallery: Moira Hahn; JMS Gallery: Troy Sayers.
Culture Shock:
Opera:
Cinderella Storycitypaper.net exclusive: Talking with star tenor Lawrence Brownlee.
by David ShengoldOhio-born Lawrence Brownlee is among the most sought-after tenors in classical music today, particularly noted for his mastery of the high-flying, fast moving music of Rossini.
Art Review:
Nothing to See HereThe floor-to-ceiling display of John Armleder's works on paper is a singular, almost kinetic experience.
by Robin RiceJohn Armleder: About Nothing. Works on Paper 1962-2006
Opera Review:
Get ComfortablePuccini's La Boheme is a favorite old blanket, perfect for crawling into on a damp, cold fall evening.
by Peter BurwasserOpera Company of Philadelphia, Oct. 27, Academy of Music
Theater Review:
'Time and AgainIs Ragtime: The Musical worthwhile? Hell yes.
by Mark CoftaRagtime examines the 20th century's early years as a clash of three groups in quiet New Rochelle, N.Y.: the rich whites, the blacks struggling against discrimination, and the immigrants trying to eke out new lives.
Along Came Two SpidersManuel Puig's prison drama spins a web on both sides of the river.
by Mark CoftaSometimes the stars align: A few years ago we had four local productions of Macbeth in one season. Today, we're blessed with two adaptations of Kiss of the Spider Woman.
Green Lightcitypaper.net EXCLUSIVE: Adam Rapp's dark comedy Red Light Winter is an intense exploration of erotic fixation.
by Mark CoftaAfter the violence, success and nudity of last season's spectacular Killer Joe, one might expect the same from Theatre Exile's equally raw Red Light Winter.
Arts Picks:
Tango Fire by Deni KasrelDance It seems that the tango is everywhere. And why not? The dance, while difficult to properly perform, is super-sexy and great fun to watch.
BoánDanz ActionFalse Testimony, Fri.-Sat., Nov. 3-4, 8 p.m., $20, Painted Bride Art Center.
by Deni KasrelMarianela Boán traveled from her native Cuba to reside in Philadelphia, where she now teaches Temple students her personal "contaminated dance" method.


Last Chance:
Catch It or Regret ItArt For Justice: Reflections in Time, The Pillowman, Drawing From the Well
by Sam Tremble
Arts Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...You Want to Passive-Aggressively Stick It to the Seven-Day-Creation Loonies
by Rachel Frankford"Tusks! Ice Age Mammoths and Mastodons" Runs through Jan. 7, 4840 Kennett Pike, Wilmington, Del.
Just Do It"ART at LAVA"
by Will DeanOpening reception Sat., Nov. 4, 5-9 p.m., free, ongoing, LAVA, 4134 Lancaster Ave.
Just Do ItPhiladelphia Museum of Art Craft Show
by Zach PontzThu.-Sun., Nov 2-5, times vary by day, Philadelphia Museum of Art.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 201 GALLERY, 1400 N.
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. A-SPACE, 4722 Baltimore Ave., 215-724-1469. UN-AMERIKAN, Features works by poet/visual artist/anarchist
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance FALL DANCE RECITAL Camden County College dance students
Readings/Book SigningsA.J. LANGGUTH The author signs and discusses his recent book, "Union 1812: The Americans Who Fought the Second War of Independence," about the war of
Foreign ThreatWhat makes Borat dangerous is also what makes it great.
by Sam AdamsAmerica is under attack. Not by some shadowy group of extremists, but at the hairy-knuckled hands of a gangly TV reporter from Kazakhstan.
CrosstalkBabel's communication breakdown.
by Cindy FuchsAs its title suggests, Babel is about the varieties and limits of communication. More specifically, it's about the language of violence and fear, the ways that physical pain, national boundaries and class distinctions shape relationships.
Screen PicksThe Films of the Brothers Quay and The Jewish Film Festival.
by Sam Adams
ShowtimesAMC Orleans 8 , 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. The Departed (R) fri: 12:15, 3:15, 6:20, 9:30; sat: 12:15, 3:15, 6:30, 9:30; sun: 12:15, 3:15, 6:30;
Repertory Film
SidewinderInside the mind of serial collaborator Tim Motzer.
by A.D. AmorosiThe guitarist/producer has paired with soul men, avant gods, house heads and Afro poppers. He's done hip-hop with the Roopts, fusion with Jamaldeen Tacuma and krautrock with Can's Jaki Liebezeit.
Hang The DJ:
Dark MattersJ. Edward Keyes on Shuffle
by J. Edward KeyesThe Black Parade, the bewitching new record from the New Jersey group My Chemical Romance, opens with a note-for-note re-creation of David Bowie's "Five Years."
One Track Mind:
Jay-ZKingdom Come
by Drew LazorComparing Shawn Corey Carter's faux retirement to number 23's midcareer crisis stint with the Birmingham Barons is far too obvious.
Music Picks:
Sones de MéxicoJuan DÃÂÂÂes seems like a genial guy, always smiling while he plucks his guitarron when he takes his turn singing with Sones de México.
by Mary ArmstrongFri., Nov. 3, 5-8:45 p.m., free with museum admission, Philadelphia Museum of Art
ElleryAs long as lovers make music together, there will be bands like Cincinnati's Ellery.
by M.J. FineFri., Nov. 3, 7:30 p.m., Tin Angel
Cecil TaylorNo one has ever accused Taylor of channeling some heavenly light.
by Shaun BradyBy including Cecil Taylor in their 80th birthday tribute to Coltrane, Ars Nova draws attention to his more neglected side: The aggressively intellectual musician.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Stephan Crump's Rosetta Trio. Midori, Mute Math, Yellowjackets, Irving
Stand and DeliverJeff Baskin and Lisa Berger Baskin are bringing a new kind of market to East Falls.
by Elisa LudwigOutside the future home of the Marketplace at East Falls, a man on a hydraulic lift is pressure-washing the white paint off the brick facade. He's part of a crew converting the site into a multivendor market.
Small Bites:
Soul WomanDon't ask if you've caught Delilah Winder in the middle of something you have.
by A.D. AmorosiThe owner of Delilah's and Bluezette is pushing a new cookbook: Delilah's Everyday Soul: Southern Cooking with Style.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorRed Hook Coffee and Tea, Cafe Centraal, Ms. Tootsie's Restaurant, Bar & Lounge, Xochiti.
What's Cooking:
The Week In Eats by Amy StraussDogfish Head Beer Dinner, Death By Chocolate, Aloha Cuisine, A Taste of German Beer and ARt, Seventh Annual Wine Tasting.
Watering Hole:
The PostIt's Where We Drink
by Will DeanTucked away on Chancellor Street just off Rittenhouse Square, The Post is a neighborhood gay destination that's hard to ID as such.
Top 5:
South Street Bouncer StoriesSmackdown
by Sam Tremble1 Ihba Baskette, Tattooed Mom; 2 "Lucky," Bob & Barbara's; 3 Mike Greycar, Pontiac Grille; 4 Chris Wallenger, Cheers to You; 5 "Bulch," Mako's Bar and Grill.

Agenda Lead:
Native TonguePoets and MCs engage in serious wordplay
by James SaulJalima Shani is out to prove that there's no rhyme or reason between spoken word and rap.
Agenda Picks:
Justify Your ExistenceErotic Poetry Writing Workshop for Survivors of Sexual Abuse
WHO: Samantha Barrow, poet WHEN: Every Wed. until Nov. 15, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $80 (four sessions)
In The Event That...You Actually Want to See Dead People
by Amanda McKenna"Mexico and Central America: Day of the Dead" Sun., Nov. 5, 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m., Philadelphia Museum of Art.
On The DLLooking Again at American Cinema
by Jessica LougherySat., Nov. 4, 11 and 18, 2-4:30 p.m., Rosenbach Museum and Library.
What We HeartAsian Purse-asion
by Nyjia JonesWho says fascination with the Far East ended with the odalisque?
Just Do ItA Conversation With Beatles' Engineer Geoff Emerick
by A.D. AmorosiMon., Nov. 6, 6-10 p.m., Arts Bank, 601 S. Broad St.
Been There/Done ThatHeatSeekers' "Something to Give Thanks For" Fifth Annual Celebration
by Tasha Ho-SangFri., Nov. 3, 8:30 p.m., America's Best Inn, 2015 Penrose Ave., w
Kids, etc.Big Fun for Little Ones
by Jessica LougheryThe Legend of Sleepy Hollow; Busy Bee Toys Grand Opening; Drop-In Kids Workshop; Life on a Farm; Peanut Butter & Jams with The Cat's Pajamas


Paper Doll:
Art School ConfidentialBryn Mawr's Virgin Mawrtyr gets literary on your ass.
by Ashlea HalpernI say college; you say kegger. I say naked; you say co-ed. It's no wonder university sex rags can't get no respect.