Been There/Done That

HeatSeekers' "Something to Give Thanks For" Fifth Annual Celebration

by Tasha Ho-Sang

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Published: Nov 1, 2006

Fri., Nov. 3, 8:30 p.m., $12-$25, America's Best Inn, 2015 Penrose Ave., www.guycandymag.com

Around 200 women checked their decency at the door to see chiseled men bare it all for HeatSeekers' Red Shoes Diaries: Part One, held recently at America's Best Inn in South Philly.

"Don't try this at home," demanded Nature Boy, the dark-skinned, slick-haired host. "Your man may fuck around and hurt himself doing this shit." He was referring to the acrobatic moves that the dancers were performing both on and offstage. The dancers wore creative costumes, only to strip down to absolutely nothing—and yes, alcohol was served. As dancers snaked their waists around, their penises swung about like monkeys on trees. Ten-inch-plus monkeys.

Later, they put their thongs back on for high-friction personal lap dances that left panties drenched. Nature Boy encouraged a plus-size woman to get up on the stage, where he blindfolded her with her own bra, lifted her up and rolled across the floor with her. The audience went crazy.

Saddle up and come full throttle to HeatSeekers' next event, scheduled for Nov. 3. These boys are sure to remind you what's most likely missing from your bedroom.

 

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