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November 9th, 2006 other issues :
Take My Kid, PleaseThe story of a frustrated mother, a troubled teen, and a city caught in the middle
by Doron TaussigOn April 18, 2006, a Department of Human Services social worker received some depressing, if routine, news: A mother had come into the building looking to get rid of her teenager.

Editor's Letter:
Blunt Force DemocracyThe midterm elections are over; the Evil Empire has been humbled.
by Duane SwierczynskiAs much as we appreciate a good Santorum joke around these parts, we'd rather do without them than have to put up with Rooster embarrassing the state for another term.
Slant:
Big TroubleThe elephants should be on parade here.
by Mitchell GordonAm I the only one who feels a sense of outrage that Baltimore — the city that showed us how to build stadiums and waterfronts — will now acquire our elephants?

Loose Canon:
One City, River's ViewThis is how a renaissance happens. It's a chance that comes once a century.
by Bruce SchimmelA funny thing happens when you look at Philadelphia from the middle of the Delaware River. The city is silent, serene; it seems at peace.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorGo to Hell, CP; The Retort-meister; Her Scandalous Past; Barnes Storm
Yes, the children's mannequins are deformed [Cover, "Window Display Most in Need of a Makeover," Andrew Parks, Nov. 2, 2006].I know this. You know this. Helen Keller knows this.
The 'Magic's OverPenn's experiment with the Cinemagic space was brief. But we learned lots.
by Shaun BradyHad it been designed on purpose, The Cinema couldn't have seemed more schizophrenic.
No MasWill Damon Feldman's partnership with the Binns family mean an end to celebrity boxing?
by A.D. AmorosiIn a world where the flash of Extreme Fighting threatens legitimate boxing for attendance and attention, attorney James J. Binns Sr. has two words: "No midgets."
Fine Print:
Pandora's PlaylistThe Music Genome Project's Tim Westergren on creating the musicians' middle class
by Sam TrembleBefore going off to work, mommy and daddy will load the family station wagon with amps, drums and 2.3 children.

Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen$5,000, 5, 5, 5 and 5
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiI was gonna draw parallels between this weekend's 250th birthday celebration for sculptor William Rush and the same day's show with Fern Knight.


Philly Blunt:
Santorum, Out!How Ray Murphy and friends may have changed the face of Philly politics.
by Brian HickeyThe time for fun is over. The candidate-look-alike contests. The cabaret shticks. Might as well have happened in '88.
Behind the CurtainWe watch the people who watch the polls.
by Doron TaussigSantana used to live around here, but moved to the Northeast, and hasn't changed his registration yet. He traveled here just to vote. He doesn't want to make the trip again.
Two Minutes With:
Bill PerryExecutive director, Delaware Valley Veterans for America
by Ryan M. O'ConnellTo draw attention to what its members call the terrible absurdities of the war in Iraq, Delaware Valley Veterans for America will hold their second "Sea of Tombstones" event.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Political Notebook:
Thanking God by Mary F. PatelPittsburgh — In the posh ballroom of the William Penn Omni Hotel, U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum conceded to Democratic challenger Bob Casey Jr.

Art:
No-String TheoryInside the mind of mischievous puppetmaster Sebastienne Mundheim.
by Deni Kasrel"I like to take things seriously, but not too seriously, which I think is something to take seriously," says the creator of Currently Franklin.
Culture Shock:
Art:
Live to TellThe Bride helps high schoolers turn pain into art.
by Rachel FrankfordBrian works at a funeral home. Once, he prepared the body of his 27-year-old cousin, who had been shot. Sonia's friend had been accepted to college when he was shot and killed.
Book Review:
Strung OutLee Smolin's The Trouble with Physics and Peter Woit's Not Even Wrong.
by Matt HotzThe acceptance of string theory into the mainstream lexicon is curious. It's science that requires faith in those who tell us how the universe works.
Theater Review:
Can't Say NoWendy MacLeod's The House Of Yes occurs at Thanksgiving but feels more like Halloween.
by Mark CoftaWe've all seen dysfunctional families dissected through holiday gatherings, but few are like the Pascals.
Green LightAdam Rapp's dark comedy Red Light Winter is an intense exploration of erotic fixation.
by Mark CoftaAfter the violence, success and nudity of last season's spectacular Killer Joe, one might expect more of the same from Red Light Winter.
It's Not Easy Being GreenMartin McDonagh skewers the pervasive image of the tipsy, sentimental Irish in The Cripple of Inishmaan.
by Mark CoftaMcDonagh brilliantly parcels out what his characters — and we — are allowed to know.
Dance Review:
Box TopsCuban choreographer Marianela Boán calls her work "contaminated."
by Janet AndersonUsing just two dancers, a videographer, a cellist who also sings and two large wooden boxes, Boán created magic.
Startling BeautyAll-male Japanese Butoh dance troupe Sankai Juku held a different kind of costume party.
by Janet AndersonAmagatsu fluttered his fingers by his mouth as though speaking and his arms floated away from him yearningly.
Arts Picks:
A.J. LangguthTue., Nov. 14, 6:30 p.m., free, National Constitution Center.
by Will DeanIn his new book, A.J. Langguth details a time of intense partisanship, curtailment of civil liberties and a potentially disastrous war.
Koresh Dance CompanyFri., Nov 10, 8 p.m., Sat., Nov. 11, 2 and 8 p.m., Sun., Nov. 12, 7 p.m., $25-$34, Wilma Theater.
by Deni Kasrel Roni Koresh is known for his brooding socio-political dance works about man's inhumanity to man.
Bayanihan Philippine National Dance CompanyWed., Nov. 15, 7:30 p.m., $32-$44, Irvine Auditorium.
by Janet Anderson Half a century old next year, the Bayanihan Philippine National Dance Company makes only one stop in Philadelphia next week.

Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It
by Sam TremblePaper or Plastic?: The Arts and Crafts of Whole Foods Employees; The House of Yes; Painted Lore
Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItPortraits From India
by Amanda McKennaRuns through Dec. 7, Villanova University Art Gallery, 800 Lancaster Ave.
Justify Your ExistenceOpen Art Room at the A-Space
very first and third Wednesday through Dec. 20, The A-Space, 4722 Baltimore Ave.
Just Do ItJonathan Safran Foer
by A.D. AmorosiThu., Nov. 9, 7 p.m., free, Penn Bookstore, 3601 Walnut St.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 201 GALLERY, 1400 N.
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. A-SPACE, 4722 Baltimore Ave., 215-724-1469. UN-AMERIKAN, Features works by poet/visual artist/anarchist
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance BAYANIHAN PHILIPPINE NATIONAL FOLK DANCE COMPANY The Philippine's
Readings/Book SigningsA.J. LANGGUTH The author signs and discusses his recent book, "Union 1812: The Americans Who Fought the Second War of Independence," about the war of
Idyll ThoughtsPlacid and profound, Old Joy is a quiet marvel.
by Sam AdamsAs fresh and revivifying as a blast of mountain air, Kelly Reichardt's Old Joy breezes into theaters that have not seen its like in years.
Joy CrazyInterview: Kelly Reichardt
by Sam AdamsKelly Reichardt is on the move. Just around the block — it's 9 in the morning and she's taking her dog, Lucy, for a walk
Echo EffectWill Ferrell's accountant hears voices, and the audience has heard it all before.
by Cindy FuchsHarold Crick (Will Ferrell) is obsessed with numbers. He counts the number of times he brushes his teeth, the number of blocks to the bus, the number of minutes he takes for lunch.
Screen PicksDavid Holzman's Diary/Portrait of Jason
by Sam AdamsJean Rouch, the French filmmaker who coined the phrase cinema verite, described it as "the truth of cinema, not the cinema of truth."
ShowtimesAMC Orleans 8 , 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. The Departed (R) fri-sat: 12:15, 3:15, 6:15, 9:20; sun: noon, 3:15, 6:30, 9:30; mon: 12:15, 3:15, 6:15;
Repertory FilmSend repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES 19th St. and the Parkway, 610-649-5220, www.geographicalsociety.org. In Search of the Albino Tom Sterling narrates
Just Like a DreamThe experimental science of The Big Sleep.
by M.J. FineOn record, Sonya Balchandani is a woman of few words; six of the 10 tracks on The Big Sleep's first full-length, Son of the Tiger, are instrumentals.
One Track Mind:
The Azusa Plane"Lou, Nico, Sterling, John and Maureen"
by Brian Glaser Last week, sadly, The Azusa Plane moved off of this earthly one.
Reconsider Me:
Tongue TwisterSophie B. Hawkins
by M.J. FineSophie B. Hawkins did time on the road with Bryan Ferry, so she didn't exactly come out of nowhere with 1992's Tongues and Tails.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Scritti Politti; Brentano Quartet with Mitsuko Uchida; Celtic Frost; Steve Wynn & The Miracle 3; Brian Bromberg; Bitter, Bitter Weeks
Music Picks:
Crooked StillThu., Nov. 9, 7:30 p.m., $16-$19, World Café Live.
by Mary ArmstrongDon't look for that somewhat bashful band of highly polished musicians, barely out of college, you remember from when Crooked Still played their first shows.
KlezmerThu., Nov. 9, 7 p.m., free, Penn Hillel.
by Mary ArmstrongGraphic novels and klezmer music — how often do those topics meet up?
Now It's OverheadFri., Nov. 10, 7:30 p.m., $10, First Unitarian Church,
by M.J. FineIt's hard to mine molestation and estrangement for laughs.
Relâche/Network for New MusicRelâche and Network for New Music
by Peter BurwasserRelåche has been heralding a British invasion in new music for a number of years now.
Out of AfricaSouth African pinotages belong to us.
by Peter BurwasserNobody would claim zinfandel as the great American wine, and yet this zippy, distinctive varietal is heralded as a uniquely American grape.
Small Bites:
Good to GoGiwa serves takeout of a different sort.
by Elisa LudwigT oo often a takeout experience is like watching the E! Channel: Both promise seductive flashes of comfort, only to leave you feeling dissatisfied, disgusted and vaguely abused.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorWarmdaddy's Riverview Plaza; The Happy Rooster; Vietnam Café; Bleu; Lula
Top 5:
Foods on a StickSideshow Kabob
by Kelly White1 Candy Apples; 2 Grilled Beef Skewers; 3 Corn Dogs; 4 Sansom Kabob Special; 5 Skewered Mussels
Watering HoleTank Bar
by Will DeanWant instant swank in ye old saloonery? Install a really huge fish tank.
What's CookingThe Week In Eats
by Amy Strauss2006 Whiskey Festival; Heirloom Baking with the Brass Sisters; Turkish Space; Lunch with Giuliano Bugialli

Agenda Lead:
Great WhiteTom Sterling is on the hunt for albinos
by Rachel FrankfordPity the poor albino alligator. Cajun lore holds that looking a white gator in the eyes brings good luck, but being white's not so lucky for the animal.
Agenda Picks:
OnThe DLLocating the Titanic with Dr. Robert D. Ballard
by Jessica LougheryTue., Nov. 14, 7:30 p.m., Hatboro-Horsham High School.
What We HeartPaper Fetish
by Nyjia JonesFlying Fish Design: Snapshots from Japan, India & Mexico, $8, Art Star Gallery & Boutique, 1030 N. Second St.
Word On The StreetKnitting Circle at Nangellini
Every Tue., 6-8:30 p.m., and every Sun., 3-5:30 p.m., free, Nangellini.
Kids, etc.Big Fun for Little Ones
by Jessica LougherySuburban Sound All Around; Train Festival; Local Author/Illustrator Night; Cartoon Character Figurines; High School Musical
In The Event That...You Call Yourself "Mama" When Talking to Your Pet
by Jessica LougheryDog Lovers Holiday Bazaar Sat.-Sun., Nov. 11-12, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free, National Guard Armory.


Paper Doll:
Olive, My LoveHow to cure an olive fetish.
by Ashlea HalpernI never met an olive I didn't like.