It's Your Decision, But...

Bad Idea Factory's top five other things the Ethics Board really thinks you should do, but hey, you're an adult, and we can't make your decisions for you anymore.

Last week Common Pleas Judge Allan Tereshko threw out the city's strict campaign finance limits, explaining that they are not allowed under state law. This week the new Board of Ethics responded, urging mayoral candidates to "proceed as if the law is valid." Which got us thinking:

Bad Idea Factory's top five other things the Ethics Board really thinks you should do, but hey, you're an adult, and we can't make your decisions for you anymore.

1) Come to a complete stop at intersections.

2) Quit peeing in the sink at Finnegan's Wake.

3) Stop wearing footless tights with stilettos because that's just so 2004.

4) Stop buying Sixers tickets until the team fires Billy King, brings back Pat Croce, and proves it has a long-term plan for success that doesn't revolve around a mercurial-but-flawed undersized superstar.

5) Clean your room.