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December 28th, 2006 other issues :
What Happened Next?The next chapters of the stories we brought you this year.
The Big Miedo, Five-Ring Circus, All-wheel-drive motorcycles, Ryan Howard, The Green Payback, Michael Berg, Happy Baby Daddy's Day, Byberry and more, revisited.
Slant:
Goodbye to SantorumSenator McCreepy departs after an ignominious defeat.
by David FarisBehind every crummy president in U.S. history lurked a host of misguided, foolish men.

Editor's Letter:
Rewind/Fast-ForwardCity Paper: The Year in Rewind.
by Duane SwierczynskiI can recall with absurd clarity the events of Dec. 23, 1980. Ask me about something that happened last month. Go ahead.

Loose Canon:
Canon BlastsThe people are no longer content, so we'll see about the corruption.
by Bruce SchimmelCrime is top of mind for many, especially since terror sells papers. But the big civic issue on which all others really hang is development.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
Tip of the (Jimmy) Hat; No Surge Ahead; Rodney Gets Respect; Legalize It
Down the HatchThere are fewer than 100 sword swallowers in the world. Lenore Patryn is one of them.
by Alex Richmond"After a month I was able to get it into my stomach. I'm not going to lie, the sword is not sharp. It is prepared. It is not a severe risk."
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenRunning Numbers' New Year's resolutions: Guaranteed to last until at least press time.
Fine Print:
Rogue WarriorsTalking with Slought Foundation's Aaron Levy about its first annual Award for Rogue Thought.
by Megan M. ErwinIt's hard to pin down exactly what the aims of West Philadelphia's Slought Foundation are. Perhaps the best summation is that Slought experiments, pushes boundaries.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWith two unwanted casinos affecting this city's two most blue/black-collar working-class neighborhoods, it kinda feels as if the gods, the monsters, the Rendells and the Streets were allowed one final fuck-you giggle before reaming the rim of their Christmas goose carcass and our citizenry in ze process.
Democracy HighImagine a school where you can tell the principal "no."
by Kirstin LindermayerIt's Friday afternoon, and Marc Brasof's ninth-graders are snapping their fingers and drumming on their desks. It's not pre-weekend antsiness; they're showing whether they agree (snap) or disagree (drum roll) with a classmate about the juvenile death penalty.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Philly Blunt:
Sportsman of the YearSal Fasano, we hardly knew ye.
by Brian HickeyThere is no joy in Minooka. Not by a long shot. Not from a long shot.

Political Notebook:
"A Serious Problem Here"Republicans are still debating who might be qualified or willing to be their mayoral candidate.
by Mary F. Patel
Top ShelfOur critics pick their favorite books of 2006.
Art Review:
Skin Deep"Excuse me: Can you tell me where the show about women's wrinkles is?"
by Robin RiceBarbara Zucker: Time Signatures, through Feb. 4, The Borowsky Gallery, Gershman Y, 401 S. Broad St.
Theater Review:
Children's CrusadeCitypaper.net Exclusive: Three sets of ideals clash tragically in the Wilma Theater's revival of Fugard's My Children! My Africa!
by Mark CoftaMy Children! My Africa! through Jan. 7, Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St.
Night to RememberAzuka Theatre's answer to A Christmas Carol.
by Mark CoftaTwas The Night, through Dec., 31, Azuka Theatre, St. Stephen's Theater, 10th and Ludlow sts.

Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It
by Rachel FrankfordTrouble in Paradise: The Art of Polynesian Warfare, Houston: Contemporary Works on Paper, Villa America: American Moderns, 1900-1950
Arts Agenda Picks:
On The DLFemale Gender Stereotypes in North America and South Africa
by James SaulOpening reception Thu., Jan. 4, 6 p.m., exhibit runs Jan. 2-Feb. 4, International House, 3701 Chestnut St.
Just Do ItProject Fun-A-Day
by Kelly WhiteEntry deadline Feb. 10; visit www.artclash.com
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 3RD STREET GALLERY, 58
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES, 19th St. & the Parkway, 215-299-1000. BUTTERFLIES!
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance THE NUTCRACKER This classic story of a girl
Readings/Book SigningsJIM GLADSTONE The Philadelphia author reads from his new novel, "The Big Book of Misunderstanding." Wed, Jan. 3, 7-8:30pm, FREE, William Way Lesbian, Gay &
The Beat Goes OnA few pulse-quickeners from a moribund year.
by Sam AdamsDigital tyros have been proclaiming the death of film for many years, but in 2006, the old guard joined the chorus.
Battle ScarsHow 2006 movies felt the pain of war.
by Cindy FuchsYou hardly needed to duck into theaters to see war images this year.
ShowtimesAMC Orleans 8 , 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. Charlotte's Web (G) fri-mon: 10:30, 12:50, 3:15, 5:40, 8, 10:30; tue-thu: 5:40, 8 Happy Feet (PG) fri-mon:
Repertory Film
Top 21The best Rock/Pop/Hip-Hop CDs of 2006.
CP critics choose the top 21 albums of 2006. Scientifically.
Rounding Out the Top 50Numbers 22 through 50 in the City Paper critics' poll
Snow Patrol through Jarvis Cocker
About the ListThe method behind our best records of 2006 madness.
by Patrick RapaWelcome back to City Paper's annual Top 21, formerly The Top 20, formerly The Ultimate Cassingles and Flexi-Disc Listacular, formerly The Best Things Phil Collins Just Did.
Databot ListamatronCP's 2006 Critics' Lists
Music Picks:
Snow FairiesThe band broke up. But they can't stay apart.
by Tami FertigThey announced their breakup last winter, but anybody with two ears knows The Snow Fairies are still in love.
Red Rocket by M.J. FineThe five guys in West Philly's Red Rocket clearly do whatever they want, whether that means playing inexplicable music, booking shows at their residential venue Danger! Danger!, or putting out CDs on their nonprofit Starpower City label.
Pop CulturedHow to throw a (mostly) grown-up NYE soiree.
by Margaret BattistelliStop using the word party and start practicing your French — no one shows up for a soiree expecting a keg and hot wings.
Small Bites:
Café OKChecking out G-Ho's Roberto Café.
by Drew LazorMost nights, the 30-seater is full up with affluent, bespectacled office types who probably give Food & Wine subscriptions as gifts. That many pasta twirlers can't be wrong. Right?
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorBootsie's, Mission Grill, Triumph Brewing Company
What's Cooking:
The Week In Eats by Amy StraussMarigold Kitchen New Year's Eve Dinner; A Very Brady New Year; Soups to Warm the Soul; New Year's Eve Passport; La Nuit Libertine
Top 5:
NYE ToastsUncorked
by Amy Strauss1) Chimay Cinq Cents; 2) Italian Prosecco; 3) Unoaked Marlborough; 4) Saison DuPont; 5) Veuve Clicquot Champagne Brut
Watering Hole:
Tailhook TavernIt's Where We Drink
by Will DeanConsidering all of the military decorations at Northeast Philly taproom Tailhook Tavern, I was not surprised when Tom Devine, the husband of owner Marie, offered to sign me up for the Marines.

Agenda Lead:
Queer EyeHighlights from the GL/Q Caucus
by Jessica LougheryOriginating at the Modern Language Association's 1974 meeting, the GL/Q Caucus has grown out of a group of gay and lesbian academics fighting to make their voices heard.
Agenda Picks:
Kids, etc.Big Fun for Little Ones
by Megan M. ErwinNew Year's Eve Overnight Encampment; Kids Kazoo New Year's Parade; Baby Loves New Year's; Countdown to Noon; New Year's at Noon; Gustafer Yellowgold's Wide Wild World
Just Do ItHoliday Madness: A Sketch Comedy Extravaganza
by Billy KekevianThu., Dec. 28, 10 p.m., $10, Millcreek Tavern, 4200 Chester Ave.
On The DLGeneral Meade Birthday Celebration
by Megan M. ErwinSun., Dec. 31, noon, free, Laurel Hill Cemetery, 3822 Ridge Ave.
PhillyanthropyGet Up, Get Out, Get Involved
by Sam TrembleMartin Luther King Day of Service, Volunteer Information Program, Magee Rehabilitation Volunteer, Books Through Bars, Philly Aids Thrift


Paper Doll:
Fantasy IslandAll the things our little hearts desire.
by Ashlea HalpernRobby, a 26-year-old lighting designer, vaguely pinpoints his fantasy as having something to do with "corsets and trapeze acts." More specifically, a redhead dressed in a corseted Strawberry Shortcake costume kicking it on a sex swing.