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ISSUE . December 28th, 2006
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What Happened Next?
The next chapters of the stories we brought you this year.
The Big Miedo, Five-Ring Circus, All-wheel-drive motorcycles, Ryan Howard, The Green Payback, Michael Berg, Happy Baby Daddy's Day, Byberry and more, revisited.



Slant:
Goodbye to Santorum
Senator McCreepy departs after an ignominious defeat.
by David Faris
Behind every crummy president in U.S. history lurked a host of misguided, foolish men.

Editor's Letter:
Rewind/Fast-Forward
City Paper: The Year in Rewind.
by Duane Swierczynski
I can recall with absurd clarity the events of Dec. 23, 1980. Ask me about something that happened last month. Go ahead.

Loose Canon:
Canon Blasts
The people are no longer content, so we'll see about the corruption.
by Bruce Schimmel
Crime is top of mind for many, especially since terror sells papers. But the big civic issue on which all others really hang is development.

Feedback:
Letters to the Editor
What You Say
Tip of the (Jimmy) Hat; No Surge Ahead; Rodney Gets Respect; Legalize It



Naked City :: Down the HatchDown the Hatch
There are fewer than 100 sword swallowers in the world. Lenore Patryn is one of them.
by Alex Richmond
"After a month I was able to get it into my stomach. I'm not going to lie, the sword is not sharp. It is prepared. It is not a severe risk."

Running Numbers
A scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen
Running Numbers' New Year's resolutions: Guaranteed to last until at least press time.

Fine Print:
Rogue Warriors
Talking with Slought Foundation's Aaron Levy about its first annual Award for Rogue Thought.
by Megan M. Erwin
It's hard to pin down exactly what the aims of West Philadelphia's Slought Foundation are. Perhaps the best summation is that Slought experiments, pushes boundaries.

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
With two unwanted casinos affecting this city's two most blue/black-collar working-class neighborhoods, it kinda feels  as if the gods, the monsters, the Rendells and the Streets were allowed one final fuck-you giggle before reaming the rim of their Christmas goose carcass and our citizenry in ze process.



News :: Democracy HighDemocracy High
Imagine a school where you can tell the principal "no."
by Kirstin Lindermayer
It's Friday afternoon, and Marc Brasof's ninth-graders are snapping their fingers and drumming on their desks. It's not pre-weekend antsiness; they're showing whether they agree (snap) or disagree (drum roll) with a classmate about the juvenile death penalty.

The Bell Curve
City Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Philly Blunt:
Sportsman of the Year
Sal Fasano, we hardly knew ye.
by Brian Hickey
There is no joy in Minooka. Not by a long shot. Not from a long shot.

Political Notebook:
"A Serious Problem Here"
Republicans are still debating who might be qualified — or willing — to be their mayoral candidate.
by Mary F. Patel



Arts :: Top ShelfTop Shelf
Our critics pick their favorite books of 2006.

Art Review:
Skin Deep
"Excuse me: Can you tell me where the show about women's wrinkles is?"
by Robin Rice
Barbara Zucker: Time Signatures, through Feb. 4, The Borowsky Gallery, Gershman Y, 401 S. Broad St.

Web Exclusive
Theater Review:
Children's Crusade
Citypaper.net Exclusive: Three sets of ideals clash tragically in the Wilma Theater's revival of Fugard's My Children! My Africa!
by Mark Cofta
My Children! My Africa! through Jan. 7, Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St.

Web Exclusive
Night to Remember
Azuka Theatre's answer to A Christmas Carol.
by Mark Cofta
Twas The Night, through Dec., 31, Azuka Theatre, St. Stephen's Theater, 10th and Ludlow sts.



Arts Agenda :: Last ChanceLast Chance
Catch It or Regret It
by Rachel Frankford
Trouble in Paradise: The Art of Polynesian Warfare, Houston: Contemporary Works on Paper, Villa America: American Moderns, 1900-1950

Arts Agenda Picks:
On The DL
Female Gender Stereotypes in North America and South Africa
by James Saul
Opening reception Thu., Jan. 4, 6 p.m., exhibit runs Jan. 2-Feb. 4, International House, 3701 Chestnut St.

Just Do It
Project Fun-A-Day
by Kelly White
Entry deadline Feb. 10; visit www.artclash.com

Galleries
Galleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 3RD STREET GALLERY, 58

Museums/Exhibits
Museums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES, 19th St. & the Parkway, 215-299-1000. BUTTERFLIES!

Performing Arts
Please call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance THE NUTCRACKER This classic story of a girl

Readings/Book Signings
JIM GLADSTONE The Philadelphia author reads from his new novel, "The Big Book of Misunderstanding." Wed, Jan. 3, 7-8:30pm, FREE, William Way Lesbian, Gay &



Movies :: The Beat Goes OnThe Beat Goes On
A few pulse-quickeners from a moribund year.
by Sam Adams
Digital tyros have been proclaiming the death of film for many years, but in 2006, the old guard joined the chorus.

Battle Scars
How 2006 movies felt the pain of war.
by Cindy Fuchs
You hardly needed to duck into theaters to see war images this year.

Showtimes
AMC Orleans 8 , 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. Charlotte's Web (G) fri-mon: 10:30, 12:50, 3:15, 5:40, 8, 10:30; tue-thu: 5:40, 8 Happy Feet (PG) fri-mon:

Repertory Film



Music :: Top 21Top 21
The best Rock/Pop/Hip-Hop CDs of 2006.
CP critics choose the top 21 albums of 2006. Scientifically.

Rounding Out the Top 50
Numbers 22 through 50 in the City Paper critics' poll
Snow Patrol through Jarvis Cocker

About the List
The method behind our best records of 2006 madness.
by Patrick Rapa
Welcome back to City Paper's annual Top 21, formerly The Top 20, formerly The Ultimate Cassingles and Flexi-Disc Listacular, formerly The Best Things Phil Collins Just Did.

Web Exclusive
Databot Listamatron
CP's 2006 Critics' Lists
It's a data explosion!

Web Exclusive
Music Picks:
Snow Fairies
The band broke up. But they can't stay apart.
by Tami Fertig
They announced their breakup last winter, but anybody with two ears knows The Snow Fairies are still in love.

Web Exclusive
Red Rocket
by M.J. Fine
The five guys in West Philly's Red Rocket clearly do whatever they want, whether that means playing inexplicable music, booking shows at their residential venue Danger! Danger!, or putting out CDs on their nonprofit Starpower City label.



Food :: Pop CulturedPop Cultured
How to throw a (mostly) grown-up NYE soiree.
by Margaret Battistelli
Stop using the word party and start practicing your French — no one shows up for a soiree expecting a keg and hot wings.

Small Bites:
Café OK
Checking out G-Ho's Roberto Café.
by Drew Lazor
Most nights, the 30-seater is full up with affluent, bespectacled office types who probably give Food & Wine subscriptions as gifts. That many pasta twirlers can't be wrong. Right?

Feeding Frenzy
Restaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor
Bootsie's, Mission Grill, Triumph Brewing Company

What's Cooking:
The Week In Eats
by Amy Strauss
Marigold Kitchen New Year's Eve Dinner; A Very Brady New Year; Soups to Warm the Soul; New Year's Eve Passport; La Nuit Libertine

Top 5:
NYE Toasts
Uncorked
by Amy Strauss
1) Chimay Cinq Cents; 2) Italian Prosecco; 3) Unoaked Marlborough; 4) Saison DuPont; 5) Veuve Clicquot Champagne Brut

Watering Hole:
Tailhook Tavern
It's Where We Drink
by Will Dean
Considering all of the military decorations at Northeast Philly taproom Tailhook Tavern, I was not surprised when Tom Devine, the husband of owner Marie, offered to sign me up for the Marines.



Agenda :: Queer Eye
Agenda Lead:
Queer Eye
Highlights from the GL/Q Caucus
by Jessica Loughery
Originating at the Modern Language Association's 1974 meeting, the GL/Q Caucus has grown out of a group of gay and lesbian academics fighting to make their voices heard.

Agenda Picks:
Kids, etc.
Big Fun for Little Ones
by Megan M. Erwin
New Year's Eve Overnight Encampment; Kids Kazoo New Year's Parade; Baby Loves New Year's; Countdown to Noon; New Year's at Noon; Gustafer Yellowgold's Wide Wild World

Just Do It
Holiday Madness: A Sketch Comedy Extravaganza
by Billy Kekevian
Thu., Dec. 28, 10 p.m., $10, Millcreek Tavern, 4200 Chester Ave.

On The DL
General Meade Birthday Celebration
by Megan M. Erwin
Sun., Dec. 31, noon, free, Laurel Hill Cemetery, 3822 Ridge Ave.

Phillyanthropy
Get Up, Get Out, Get Involved
by Sam Tremble
Martin Luther King Day of Service, Volunteer Information Program, Magee Rehabilitation Volunteer, Books Through Bars, Philly Aids Thrift



Paper Doll :: Fantasy Island
Paper Doll:
Fantasy Island
All the things our little hearts desire.
by Ashlea Halpern
Robby, a 26-year-old lighting designer, vaguely pinpoints his fantasy as having something to do with "corsets and trapeze acts." More specifically, a redhead dressed in a corseted Strawberry Shortcake costume kicking it on a sex swing.


 
 
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