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ISSUE . January 4th, 2007
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21st Annual City Paper Writing Contest
The Winner: Greetings from Lesotho
by April Dobbins
Today, like most days, I loiter about the corner of 17th and JFK and smoke a scavenged cigarette.

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21st Annual City Paper Writing Contest
Runner-Up: Hindsight
by M.G. Tarquini
In this life, I have perfectly pressed panties. I'm thirty-three years old and my mother still irons my underwear. My sister, Angela, is twenty-seven. My brother, Joey, is thirty-six. Ma irons their underwear, also.

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21st Annual City Paper Writing Contest
Runner-Up: "Suit of Lights"
by Chad Willenborg
It's a warm evening tonight. The last snow in the parking lots has melted and run along the curbs for the drains, and Philadelphia, City of Spitters, feels cleaner.



Slant:
War by the Numbers
What does life mean when the dead are just statistics?
by Nick Norlen
Three numbers from last week's national news caught my eye: 93, 1/2 and 3,000. The first two refer to the age of former President Gerald Ford at the time of his death and the mast level of the flags flown while mourning him. The third quantifies a new and grim milestone: the number of American troops killed in Iraq since the war began.

Aces in the Hole
Five ways to fight the casinos in 2007.
by Vern Anastasio
On Dec. 20, the Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board ignored public opinion and awarded Philadelphia's two slots licenses to the lawyer and supporters of Sen. Vince Fumo and his allies on City Council.

Loose Canon:
Sticking It to Reporters
Madame Privacy is a dirty, low-down bitch. Don't trust her.
by Bruce Schimmel
As a journalist, I do interviews two, three, four times a day. Still, when a reporter calls me with "just a few questions," the hair on the back of my neck rises and my ears burn.

Feedback:
Letters to the Editor
What You Say
We Could Be Heroes, Be True to CCP, From the Spokes-man



Naked City :: Snowed UnderSnowed Under
There's nary a flurry in the forecast, but we've had our fair share of snow jobs this year.
by Shaun Brady
We look at five of the biggest pieces of nonsensical hoopla from the year just ended, find out what stories got shoved to the back pages to make room, decide whether their burial was intentional conspiracy and assess which was really the more important story.

Running Numbers
A scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen
In an effort to broaden my demographic in the new year, this edition of Running Numbers is dedicated to people completely unlike me.

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
If you, like me, thought last week's Miami Manhunt, with Philly ex-top-cop John Timoney yet, was the A&E network's gayest-ever show title, then we're kicking off 2007 with dippy like minds.



News :: The AdvocateThe Advocate
How can you defend a man where no law exists?
by Doron Taussig
This story delves into the intricate legal niceties and transmuting jurisdictional standards that face a man caught in the lawless void of military tribunals in an era of stateless war.

The Bell Curve
City Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Political Notebook:
In and Out '07
Tigre Hill, Jeff Guaracino, Log Cabin Republicans, John Street, Sylvester Johnson... Who's hot and who's not?
by Mary F. Patel
Our guide to who's on the rise, and who's on the outs in Philly politics this year.



Arts :: First Friday FocusFirst Friday Focus
Lori Hill's First Friday hit list.
by Lori Hill
What's hot at PhotoWest Gallery, Gross McCleaf, Projects Gallery, Philagrafika and Gallery Siano

Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who Matter
Melissa Farley, Hot Pants Make You Sure of Yourself!, Dale Shaw, Makoto Fujimura
Anthony Smyrski, Guthrie P. Ramsey Jr., William Pym, Jenny Jaskey

Art:
James Brown, dancer
James Brown's influence on the music world is legendary, but his unique and distinctive style of dance will also be sorely missed.
by Lewis Whittington
Lewis Whittington mourns the the dance world's loss.

Arts Picks:
Chita Rivera: The Dancer's Life
She's a singer and actress, but it's those dazzling legs that made her a star.
by David Anthony Fox
Tue.-Wed., Jan. 9-10, 8 p.m., through Jan. 14, $25-$73.50, Merriam Theater, 250 S. Broad St.

The World Is Flat
Falling Cow Gallery's group show toys with the norms of painting by rejecting the rectangle.
by A.D. Amorosi
Opening reception, Sat., Jan. 6, 6-8 p.m., exhibit through Jan. 27, Falling Cow Gallery, 732 S. Fourth St.

Aegnapea
Map making, as old as exploration itself, continues to find new problems of common representation in modern times.
by Juliet Fletcher
Through Jan. 21, Pageant: Soloveev Gallery, 607 Bainbridge St.

Web Exclusive
Rain: The Beatles Experience
If you thought The Beatles were old news, pick up any tabloid and note that the McCartney/Mills divorce is rocking the world. (Note too that it's Paul's world — is anybody siding with Heather?)
by David Anthony Fox
Thu.-Sat., Jan. 4-6, 8 p.m., Sun., Jan. 7, 2 p.m., through Jan. 14, $34.75-$55, Academy of Music, Broad and Locust sts.



Arts Agenda :: Last ChanceLast Chance
Catch It or Regret It
by Rachel Frankford
LightShowers and The Modern Seat; 42nd Street; Process and Collaboration: Celebrating 12 Years at 1315 Cherry St.

Arts Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...
You Long to Relive Your Childhood
by Will Dean
Puppet Uprising Presents: The Wonders of the World: Recite and Going Nowhere Sat.-Sun., Jan. 6-7, 7:30 p.m., suggested donation $5-$10, The Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St.

Just Do It
William Gallagher: When Dinosaurs Roamed New Jersey
by Rachel Frankford
Thu., Jan. 4, 7:30 p.m., free, Barnes & Noble, 200 W. Rt. 70, Marlton, N.J.

Just Do It
Radio Gals
by Jessica Loughery
Runs Jan. 4-28, $10-$25, Hedgerow Theatre, 146 W. Rose Valley Road, Media,

Galleries
Galleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception ART STAR GALLERY AND

Museums/Exhibits
Museums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER, 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. MARTHA KENT MARTIN,

Performing Arts
Please call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance HEADLONG DANCE THEATER FIRST FRIDAY SERIES Works old,

Readings/Book Signings
BARBARA EHRENREICH The journalist, historian, social critic and author signs and reads from her new book, "Dancing in the Streets: A History of Collective Joy,"



Movies :: Now and ThenNow and Then
The too-timely future of Children of Men.
by Sam Adams
Set in a dystopian future where human infertility has reduced hope for the species to a flickering ember, Children of Men is nominally science fiction, but it's neither scientific nor particularly fictitious.

Future Doc
Alfonso Cuarón on Children of Men's here-and-now sci-fi.
by Sam Adams
If I hadn't just seen him get out of a cab, I'd swear Alfonso Cuarón had just rolled out of bed.

Whiffed
Perfume misses by a nose.
by Cindy Fuchs
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer begins in a prison cell. Alone in the shadows, young killer Jean-Baptiste Grenouille (Ben Whishaw) awaits his execution.

Screen Picks
Musical Brotherhoods from the Trans-Saharan Highway
by Sam Adams

Showtimes
AMC Orleans 8 , 2247 Bleigh St., 215-722-4262. Charlotte's Web (G) fri: noon, 2:15, 4:40, 7, 9:30; sat: 10, noon, 2:15, 4:40, 7, 9:30; sun:

Repertory Film
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. AMBLER THEATER 108 E. Butler Ave., Ambler, 215-345-7855, www.amblertheater.org. Nanny McPhee (2005, U.S./U.K./France, 97 min.) Emma Thompson uses magic



Music :: Welcome to the World of TomorrowWelcome to the World of Tomorrow
We got to get over before we go under in '07.
by A.D. Amorosi
A.D. Amorosi predicts the Philly future.

Reconsider Me:
Ray of Light
The Lemonheads
by M.J. Fine
When you look like Evan Dando, you can get away with a lot.

One Track Mind:
Young Jeezy feat. R. Kelly
"Go Getta"
by Drew Lazor
Young Jeezy is easily the most audacious member of the burgeoning "I'm not a rapper, I just relay my life experiences in rap form" species.

Soundadvice
Get Out!
Black Dice; Ricky Skaggs; Diamond Nights; Get Rid of Your Winter Blues Festival; Emily Haines

Music Picks:
Mose Giganticus
"Mose Giganticus sends the warning of humanity through the voice of technology."
by A.D. Amorosi
Thu., Jan. 4, 6 p.m., $10, Balcony at the Trocadero, 1003 Arch St.

Ursula Oppens
Elliott Carter wrote the solo piano masterpiece Night Fantasies over the course of a year and a half, finishing just two months before the premiere in 1980.
by Peter Burwasser
Sun., Jan. 7, 3 p.m., $8-$16, Curtis Institute of Music, 1726 Locust St.

Infinien
If you think it's hard to tell whether Infinien's lyrics are more inspired by prog or New Age, you won't get a hint from the Philly quartet's music.
by M.J. Fine
Sat., Jan. 6, 9 p.m., $8, with Devin Greenwood and Hezekiah Jones, The Fire, 412 W. Girard Ave.



Food :: All AboardAll Aboard
Anthony Bonett rocks the boat at The Oceanaire.
by Maxine Keyser
"Darling, this is too, too divine!" I can't believe those words escape my lips as I enter The Oceanaire, but they're truly appropriate.

Small Bites:
Objet d'Eat
UArts grad student Amanda D'Amico uses kitschy quotations and black and white pictures of presidents' wives juxtaposed with red meat to comment on the food industry's tireless targeting of housewives.
by Amy Strauss
If Martha Washington were alive today, she'd say, "I can not tell a lie. American beef is the best."

Feeding Frenzy
Restaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor
>> NOW SEATING Thumper's East Falls Grill >> WAITING LIST "Yellow Bar," E's Passyunk

What's Cooking:
The Week In Eats
The Skinny, Warsaw in Wissinoming Night, Philly Cooks, Kitchen Workshop Classes
by Amy Strauss

Top 5:
Power Couples' Dinner Picks
It Takes Two
by Gary M. Kramer
1) Ed and Midge Rendell; 2) Chaka Fattah and Renee Chenault-Fattah; 3) Paul Levy and Carrie Rickey 4) Maria Gallagher and Ray Didinger 5) Mark Segal and Jason Villemez

Watering Hole:
The Three Monkeys Cafe
It's Where We Drink
by Will Dean
Not many bars in the Great Northeast have much to do with antiques—the area is typically dominated by neon.



Agenda :: Animal Planet
Agenda Lead:
Animal Planet
Highlights from the Pennsylvania Farm Show
by Rachel Frankford
Sat.-Fri., Jan. 6-12, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat., Jan. 13, 8 a.m.-5 p.m, $5, Farm Show Complex & Expo Center, Cameron and Maclay sts., Harrisburg.

Agenda Picks:
Just Do It
Ali Farahnakian's Improvisation Workshop
by A.D. Amorosi
Sat.-Sun., Jan. 6-7, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., $150, Connie's Ric Rac, 1132 S. Ninth St.

On The DL
Artist Salon: Ayesha Rahim
by Jessica Loughery
Sat., Jan. 6, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., free, Philadelphia Folklore Project, 735 S. 50th St.

Kids, etc.
Big Fun for Little Ones
by Megan M. Erwin
KidScience, Winterfest, Pirate Slumber Overnighter, My Neighbor Totoro, Hsiao Hsi Yuan Puppet Theater

In The Event That...
The Pussycat Dolls Just Freakin' Canceled on Your Folks' 50th Anniversary Party
by Rachel Frankford
2007 Party Expo Sun., Jan. 7, 10:30 a.m. to 2 p.m., $2, Congregation M'Kor Shalom, 850 Evesham Rd., Cherry Hill, N.J.



Paper Doll :: Return to Fantasy Island
Paper Doll:
Return to Fantasy Island
What happens when our fantasies come true?
by Ashlea Halpern
Mystery menage at a no-tell motel. Extreme submission. Cubicle cuckolding. Rape ... and that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Philadelphians' wildest sexual fantasies.


 
 
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