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Re-FormersWho Are These Strange Beings Who Want to Save City Hall?
by Doron TaussigIf Damon Roberts holds a press conference in his district, chances are that Inquirer City Hall Bureau Chief Marcia Gelbart doesn't show up. But if he and 13 others storm City Council, she'll be there, along with the Daily News and WHYY. The candidates become more than the sum of their parts: They're the embodiment of a general dissatisfaction.
Slant:
Bombs AwayThe U.S. threatens a war it can't afford.
by David FarisAt this point, the Bush administration might as well nominate discredited New Republic scribe Stephen Glass to be secretary of state.

Editor's Letter:
School's OutViolence isn't the sole reason my wife and I won't be sending our kids to public schools.
by Duane SwierczynskiMy friend Ronnie Polaneczky, a columnist at the Daily News, read my piece, and thought it was an insult to the families of public-school children, and she's sick of knee-jerk reactions like mine.

Loose Canon:
Getting to EddieAs poll numbers climb against casinos, Eddy's perch is getting less steady.
by Bruce SchimmelUnder the great canopy of City Council's soaring chambers, city councilman Frank DiCicco and state rep Mike O'Brien squabbled like circus performers whose act had gone wrong.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
Of course anyone who turns out to have been wrongfully convicted should and will be released. | I applaud you for helping to bring the vital issue of promoting school libraries in Philadelphia to light. | When will it end? It will end when we let the Germans off the hook.
Haus MusicThe new owners of Ortlieb's promise a new look. But will the song remain the same?
by A.D. Amorosi"Aw, man, give these guys a chance," says Roker with a laugh while heading out the door to rehearse with Swanna for Ortlieb's opening night. "I haven't even played for them yet. So far it's good."
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenYou're lucky it's Lent, Comcast. I gave up ragging on easy targets.
Fine Print:
Madness on the Edge of TownOnline voting continues through this weekend.
So we're one week into round-one voting on City Paper/Nick Norlen's mammoth Philly Madness field-of-76 bracket (www.citypaper.net/phillymadness), and what have we learned?
I'd Like to Thank the Beauty AcademyGetting Grease-y at the seventh annual Hair Oscars.
by Monica WeymouthAs much a party as a competition, the Marki Starr Hair Studio's 2007 Hair Oscars celebrated local African-American hair stylists and entrepreneurs.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWhen the results of a college study conducted between 1982 and 2006 were recently unveiled, American kids were found to be self-loving, self-serving little pricks without a care for their fellow teens. I cried when I heard.
Relocation BluesThe Convention Center expansion plan costs arts groups more than a home.
by Daniel CampoIn October 2006, tenants of the Gilbert Building received formal 90-day eviction notices, demanding that they move out before Jan. 11. They have been scrambling ever since.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
The City Paper/YPP Project:
Passing JudgmentThe City Paper/YPP Project
by Ray MurphyDoes it make sense to elect judges to a court without being able to decide what division they will go to? How do progressive or reform-oriented voters develop metrics to select the best judicial candidates?
First the Snakes, Now This?Irish mouths won't be smokin' inside bars Saturday. Will business suffer?
by Tom NamakoAsk McGillin's Old Ale House owner Chris Mullins how he feels about the smoking ban, and he'll show you a wet fistful of multicolored chewing gum. "That's what I pull from the urinals every week."
The Insider:
Mike CheckedWhere do you start explaining what's gone wrong with Michael Nutter's once-promising campaign?
by AnonymousMy advice to Nutter and his campaign is simple: Stop screwing around. Stop being the nice, smart guy. And start being aggressive with your opponents.
Cocktails With...:
Bill GreenleeAt-large City Councilman, Democrat
by Brian HickeyGreenlee headed off into the back room to help the owner figure out whether a wire had shorted. Of course, he did so after he bought a round for the whole place.
Ask A CandidateYou have questions. We get answers.
If you have a question you want to ask one of our potential next mayors, send it to
hickey@citypaper.net or call 215-735-8444, ext. 211. (And please include your name and what neighborhood you're from.)

Political Notebook:
Is Nutter Better?Yes, Nutter believes he is the true champion of change.
by Mary F. PatelHas Nutter really broken from his establishment ways? To date, he has maintained his position as leader of the 52nd Ward and, in that role, is part of the whole party apparatus that he says he disdains.

Theater Review:
Play OnThe spring Shakespeare season begins with People's Light's emotionally mature and insightful Twelfth Night.
by Mark CoftaAs much as I enjoyed City Theater Company's playfully irreverent production in Wilmington recently, I left Adams' version impressed by the script's melancholy textures.
Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterEschatology; Locally Localized Gravity; Os Mutantes Reissues; Salsa Dancing at Brasil's
Eschatology, the study of the final events in human history, has always fascinated me.—Brendan O'Connor, guitarist/vocalist, Serpents of Wisdom
Now See ThisGet Out!
Aging in America | Beyond Beyond | In the Continuum | Down the Mississippi | The Devils
Theater Review:
Happy to Be Stuck With YouLanford Wilson's 1982 play Angels Fall is so well-crafted one can't help but step back and admire his work.
by Mark CoftaTrapping a bunch of strangers in a confined space is a standard recipe for suspense, but Angels Fall is far from formulaic.
Good to Be BadSouvenir is all about the difference between laughing at and laughing with.
by Mark CoftaToday, fools try to duplicate Florence Foster Jenkins ' bizarre success (i.e. ubiquitous American Idol audition horrors), but their self-serving self-mockery betrays their cynicism.
Road-TestedLike a solid old Caddy, Alfred Uhry's Driving Miss Daisy always works
by Mark CoftaThe 1988 Pulitzer Prize winner does what it does very, very well, especially in the Delaware Theatre Company's smooth revival.
Dance Review:
New FortunaMatthew Neenan's Carmina Burana is worlds away from John Butler's Carmina, long considered Pennsylvania Ballet's signature work.
by Janet AndersonGone are the candles, monks and medieval setting. Neenan plunges into cyberspace, movies, visual arts, even outer space.
Ready for the Big DanceBut it is a rarity to find such a farm team as impressive as Nacho Duato's Compañia Nacional de Danza 2.
by Janet AndersonJustly considered a major European innovator, Duato has a distinctive style: His moves are fast, crisp and tend to be low to the ground.
Book Review:
Dead AirLost City Radio follows the cleaving of three lives in the wake of civil war in an unnamed South American city.
by Sam TrembleIn many ways, Alarcon's novel resembles the radio show for which it is named. Norma, though forbidden to talk about the war on air, asks callers about the scent of their mothers' cooking, not of burning buildings.
Arts Picks:
All Power to the People!All Power to the People!: The Black Panther Suite, Sat., March 17, 7:30 p.m., and Sun., March 18, 3 p.m., New Freedom Theatre, 1346 N. Broad St.
by Deni KasrelThe revolution may not be televised, but it will appear on Broad Street, when Fred Ho presents All Power to the People!: The Black Panther Suite.
SCUBAFri., March 16, 8 p.m., Conwell Dance Theater, Broad and Montgomery streets
by Deni KasrelThe majority of dance shows in Philadelphia fall into two categories: local, independent groups and large touring companies. Terry Fox, director of Philadelphia Dance Projects, wants to expand that view to include grassroots ensembles from elsewhere.
Ayaan Hirsi AliTue., March 20, 8 p.m., Free Library of Philadelphia, 1901 Vine St.
by Termeh MazhariSomali-born former member of Dutch Parliament Ayaan Hirsi Ali is famous (or infamous) for her outspoken criticism of conservative Islam.

Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It
by Lydia NavatsykRocks-n-Glocks | Amy S. Kauffman: (from scratch) | Noises Off
Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItPaul Rusesabagina
by Mickey JouMon., March 19, 5:45 p.m., The Union League of Philadelphia, 140 S. Broad St.
Gettin' SomeThe Kiss Me, I'm Irish Date
by Monica WeymouthBelles of Dublin | Fadó | Plough and the Stars
In The Event That...You'd Like to Feel the Love Tonight
by Mickey JouFor some folks, singing along to Disney songs evokes warm 'n' fuzzy childhood memories. That's what Elliot Jones is hoping for, anyway.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 222 GALLERY , 222
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER , 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. 2ND SOLO
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance CARMINA BURANA & SERENADE PA Ballet presents the
Readings/Book SigningsADAM LEVINE The local author signs his new book, "A Guide to Great Gardens of the Philadelphia Region." Thu, March 15, 7pm, FREE , Harvest
Road TestedFor the roaming Mira Nair, inspiration is a plane ticket away.
by Cindy FuchsMira Nair has a cold. She's been traveling for her new film, The Namesake, and recently has been laid low by one of those stuffy-airplane-cabin-borne viruses.
Desi NationThe Namesake is full of wonders.
by Cindy FuchsIn this moment, amid wreckage and noise, The Namesake begins again. Ashoke reappears, face bruised and body broken, newly determined to see the world he almost missed.
Bored MemberI Think I Love My Wife is too busy stroking its men to qualify as gender comedy.
by Cindy FuchsChris Rock's decision to remake Eric Rohmer's 1972 comedy Chloe in the Afternoon suggests the two films have something in common.
Repertory FilmSend repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. AMBLER THEATER 108 E. Butler Ave., Ambler, 215-345-7855, www.amblertheater.org. M*A*S*H (1970, U.S., 116 min.) Thu., March 15, 7 p.m.,
New Old WaveWhy Narthex took 25 years to drop their debut.
by A.D. AmorosiNarthex is the way-early-'80s duo that Mike Ace shared with Dean "Clean" Sabatino, a drummer who would go on to fame and sorta-fortune with the Dead Milkmen
Aid or Invade:
BrazilRodney Anonymous vs. the World
by Rodney AnonymousBrazil is a country so vast that its borders are capable of encompassing not only the candirú — a parasitic Amazonian fish that actually swims up the penis of its victim — but also singer Caetano Veloso.
CD ReviewsPhiladelphia Philharmonia | Explosions in the Sky | The Philadelphia Orchestra
One Track Mind:
Radical Face"Glory"
by Brian HowardIt's a one-man trail of tears, a "walking open wound," as Chris Carrabba might put it.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Settlement Distinguished Alumni Recital | Maria Taylor | Rory Block | Vernon Reid | The Antfarm Quartet | Pete Yorn
Music Picks:
Network for New Music/Group Motion Dance TheaterThu.-Fri., March 15-16, 8 p.m., Arts Bank, 601 S. Broad St.
by Peter BurwasserMultimedia arts presentations are all the rage, but good intentions do not always translate into quality results.
Papo Vasquez & the Mighty Pirate OrquestraSat., March 17, 7 and 9 p.m., Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St.
by Deni KasrelLenny Seidman, the Painted Bride Art Center's music curator, has been warning anyone who will listen that his venue is headed for structural demise.
Gate: 8-Bit Electronic MusicFri., March 16, 8 p.m., free, The Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St.
by Shaun BradyAnyone who spent their childhood lying awake at night with the maddening strains of Tetris playing through their head wouldn't necessarily think of that music as having much potential for elaboration.
Great WhiteLearning to love the versatile, quaffable Riesling.
by Peter BurwasserCall it the Riesling conundrum. Here is a varietal that is praised by connoisseurs as one of the most remarkable white wines on earth. So why isn't Riesling more popular?
PojangmachaForget the tent, this new Upper Darby Korean restaurant is housed in a onetime White Castle.
by Elisa LudwigPojangmachas generally cater to students looking for cheap, late-night eats. After an evening of drinking — I mean, studying — bowls of super-spicy stews are the perfect thing to fortify the soul and awaken numbed extremities.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor707 Restaurant & Bar | The Penthouse Lounge and Grille | Whisk and Spoon | Tinto
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Amy StraussRobin Miller Book Signing | Amada Cooking Course | Blind Wine Tasting Dinner | Katherine J. Parkin Book Presentation
Top 5:
St. Patrick's Day EatsLitany of the Saints
by Amy Strauss1) St. Patrick's Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner | 2) Ancient Order of Hibernians Charity Brunch | 3) Countdown to St. Patrick's Day | 4) Everybody's Irish on St. Patty's Day Party | 5) The Best St. Patrick's Day Celebration
Watering Hole:
The Sidecar Bar & GrilleIt's Where We Drink
by Will DeanWhen Adam Ritter found a trove of plastic barbershop combs at a Germantown warehouse, he decided they'd make fantastic drink garnishes.

Agenda Lead:
Everybody Loves LisaLike her or lick her.
by Brian HowardAnyone who's tuned in to a Comedy Central roast in the last couple of years has caught Lisa Lampanelli, aka "comedy's queen of mean."
Agenda Picks:
Been There/Done ThatPhillyNORML
by Sam TrembleMeets every first and third Thursday, 7:30 p.m., free, The A-Space, 4722 Baltimore Ave.
On The DLHow Different Is Different?
by Erin BrodbeckWed., March 21, noon, free, Rutgers University, Armitage Hall, 311 N. Fifth St., Camden.
Kids, etc.Big Fun for Little Ones
by Linnay TrailDirty Sock Funtime Band | Explore With Dora | Totally Awesome Pirates | Glass Blowing | Puppetry and Tapestries