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Warning: Graphic MaterialThe Comics Issue
by Duane SwierczynskiBack in May we blasted the comics siren and over 60 of you responded with graphic goodies galore. A lot of them made us laugh, while some made us a little misty-eyed.
Others disturbed us, and continue to disturb us. Especially late at
night.
Andre WilliamsThe Dirty Truth
Paul GloverHey! Hey!
Dencob CobournCrowbar to the Buttocks
David KindlerBoss Lady
Sarah LouiseToo Big
Michael GerkovichLost at the County Fair
Timothy AicheleFeel the Love
Jimmy ComeyDonkey Punch
Ethan HarperSip City
Robert BerryUlysses' "Seen"
Aaron LangeWashington Beach
John JonikThe Adventures of Bat-Guy
Prof Quadrangle and Winona ParkwayPreggers
Kevin CornellTurkey
Robert T. BalderPartially Clips
Hawk KrallDirty Dish

Editor's Letter:
Meet the PanelI've wanted to do a comics issue for, oh, close to three years now — ever since I first arrived here.
by Duane SwierczynskiI think comics are a forgotten part of newspapers' very DNA. Sure, there are still Sunday funnies in the Inquirer and the Daily News — though I can't remember the last time I sat down and really savored a Lockhorns strip.

Loose Canon:
Secret Slot Talks"Are you afraid that people are going to be pissing on your doorstep?"
by Bruce SchimmelFor the first time, Gov. Ed Rendell and state Sen. Vince Fumo — the prime movers bringing casinos to Philadelphia — met with anti-casino representatives. That's what the Delaware River Neighborhood Alliance (DRNA) says.
That's what I saw. Though, officially, the Aug. 2 meeting never took
place.
Slant:
Pleading the 9thWhy doesn't the U.S. want New Orleans to rebuild?
by Paul MackMary talked with us as we toured the sections of the city most
devastated by the storm. We saw her community, the Lower 9th, up close.
The hauntingly empty streets, with houses standing, but little sign of
human habitation.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
The "Freepers" and Hill should more rightly call themselves "A
Gathering of ChickenHawks" as the majority of posters on that board are
"Keyboard Kommandos." | The elimination of the transfer causes an excessive and harsh burden on low-income individuals, families, children and workers. | While I respect the societal forgings from the early unions, I fail to see their relevance in today's age. | I took around six hours to cut off circulation to my testicles with split speaker wire tightened every 20 minutes or so.
Rite of PassageWhy soon-to-be moms have a local photographer on speed dial.
by Natalie Hope McDonald"It's overwhelming," says Giambrone, "seeing a new human being for the
first time." She says the project has been challenging: "I'm on call
like a doctor."
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIgo away a few days and look at the mess. The Daily News' Sexy Singles alone made me want to relocate to my Topanga Canyon
MuraltalityWhen public art vanishes.
by Ryan CreedEvery Philadelphian has a favorite mural. Some are beloved for their
empowering subject matter and artistry, while others for exactly the
opposite reasons. "I love the Patti LaBelle one!" exclaimed a co-worker to me, referring
to West Philadelphia's crude portrait honoring the R&B legend. "She
looks insane!"
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen$15 Cost for "voyeurs" — i.e. those not wearing swimsuits — at
Pure Nightclub's Boys of Summer Swimsuit Party,
Aug. 10 from 9 p.m. to 3:30 a.m. Cover is $10 for the scantily clad,
who can spend the money they saved on $2 pink drinks and $1 shots until
11 p.m.! Good luck keeping your money in that little mesh key pocket,
though.
Fine Print:
Parker PosingCarrie Bradshaw at the Franklin Mills Mall.
by Monica WeymouthPhilly-based artist Denise Fike had dragged her 10-foot, metallic-gold
painting of Ms. Parker with her. Others brought fan fiction (the
Carrie-and-Big saga ended too soon for some) and drove from as far away
as Tennessee.
The Trickle-Up TheoryCould affordable-housing developers become green-building pioneers?
by Doron TaussigIt's possible that affordable housing will go green before the private
market does — and that the people who need something the most will
actually get it first.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Political Notebook:
Best HobnobbersWhat can you do when the feds have indicted you on 139 counts of conspiracy, fraud, obstruction of justice and filing false tax returns? Party on, of course.
by Mary F. PatelThere wasn't exactly a dearth of politicos last Wednesday night at Philadelphia
magazine's party commemorating its annual Best of Philly issue. This
year's schmoozy boozy confab was held at Rae in Cira Centre.
Grange RoversDoes the federal farm bill matter to Philly?
by Brian Burke"The farm bill is critical for families in Philadelphia using food
stamps," says John Weidman, deputy executive director of The Food
Trust, a local nonprofit that helps to improve access to healthy foods
in low-income neighborhoods. Without the farm bill, there would be no
food stamp program, increasing the financial strain on Philadelphia's
poorest, he said.

Two Minutes With...:
W. Wilson Goode Jr.At-large City Councilman
by Tom NamakoYou'd think that W. Wilson Goode Jr. would kick back and enjoy some
light summer-recess reading — we're looking at you, J.K. Rowling —
after his convincing primary election victory in May.

Philly Blunt:
Hickey the Horrible (Artist) by Brian HickeyI was never one for comics (graphic novels, my ass). Was too busy being a kid playing outside and developing social skills.

Art:
Philadelphia GoddamCabaret queen Wynne Alexander wants to take back the night.
by A.D. AmorosiIf life's such a cabaret and cabaret's such a life, what is Wynne
Alexander bitching about with these sniping new tunes and this book
about civil unrest and protest pop?

Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterGuided by Voices | Fresh produce | Legacy of Ashes | Transylvanian grunge
"I don't know if you've heard, but the CIA is completely insane. Sure,
we all knew they did bad things, but there's more: They did bad things
badly." —Rick Flom

Re-View:
Look AgainRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceThe Art Institute's black-and-white prints of vintage Philadelphia caught Gov. Ed Rendell's eye.

Book Review:
Searching in VeinCrooked Little Vein is a rollickicking trip into the weirder interests of America.
by Will DeanIf you've heard of things like Godzilla bukkake, testicular salination and baby Jesus butt plugs before, then Warren Ellis might already be your drinking buddy.
Theater Review:
Bring Out Your DeadThe Delaware Shakespeare Festival's production of Richard III reigns
by Mark CoftaMy call two weeks ago for more non-Shakespeare outdoor plays doesn't mean I object to the Bard sans roof — especially in the idyllic setting of the Delaware Shakespeare Festival's Richard III.

Arts Picks:
YouthArtWorksThu., Aug. 9, 6-7 p.m., Asian Arts Initiative, 105 N. Watts St.
by Mary Wilson17 young people participate in this summer's Big Picture Mural Arts Program.
Riot WeekPrison Riot Commemoration, Sat. and Sun.., Aug. 11 and 12. Francis X. Dolan, Wed., Aug. 15, 4:30-6:30 p.m., Eastern State Penitentiary, 2124 Fairmount Ave.
by Kelly WhiteIf it's sinister shots of Al Capone you're after, you may just want to grab Francis X. Dolan's book and incarcerate yourself on the sofa.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Monica WeymouthHana Iverson: Cross/Walks: Weaving Fabric Row | Amy Stevens: Confections | Audrey Kawasaki and Randy Noborikawa: The Innocents

Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItRiot on Sunset Strip
by Shaun BradyDomenic Priore recounts the years when the Strip foretold a future for American rock in a post-British-invasion world.
On The DLJesse Archer
by Tami FertigIn You Can Run: Gay, Glam and Gritty Travels Through South America, Archer recounts every ramshackle
hostel, smelly bus and curiously funny-looking meat with an almost unflagging enthusiasm.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 222 GALLERY , 222
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES , 19th St. & the Parkway, 215-299-1000.
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. theater BLOOD BROTHERS Willy Russells' musical is the ultimate
Readings/Book SigningsCLAY EALS The Seattle author reads from his new book, "Steve Goodman: Facing the Music," which is the result of eight years of research and
Flying BlindCharles Ferguson's No End in Sight sheds new light on the war in Iraq.
by Cindy FuchsYou know the Iraq war is going badly. What you may not know is how it also started badly. Charles Ferguson's smart, rigorous documentary No End in Sight explains the first year in detail at once distressing and dismal.
Brilliant IdeaThe Art of the Short collects the early works of some of today's most renowned directors (and George Lucas).
by Shaun BradyHaving decided on Gondry's poignant 1998 short, La Lettre, rather than his readily available features, Brilliant then chose David Lynch's partly animated The Grandmother, and the idea of early works by visually oriented filmmakers fell into place.
Magic HourFairies and goblins take center stage in Labyrinth and Stardust.
by Shaun BradyFairy tales are supposed to be timeless, but regardless of how many traces of modern life are expunged from the screen, it rarely requires much effort to date a cinematic fantasy.
Screen Picks by Sam AdamsPersonal Archive: Maysles Films, Inc. Whether they're filming the famous or the unknown, longtime friends or passing strangers, the documentaries of Albert and David Maysles have the extraordinary intimacy of home movies.
Repertory FilmSend repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. AMBLER THEATER 108 E. Butler Ave., Ambler, 215-345-7855, www.amblertheater.org. The Three Stooges: Classic Shorts on the Big Screen Films
The Boom Boom BapOld-school hip-hop heroes Tuff Crew try to pull it together for a reunion show.
by A.D. AmorosiKeeping the Old School new makes the beath go on. Take Schooly D. He's not stuck in 1984 with "Gangster Boogie"; he's still making fresh music.

Reconsider Me:
Been ThereDinosaur Jr.
For Dinosaur Jr. at least, maturity doesn't mean mediocrity.
Under The Rock:
Open HouseCrowded House keeps things mysterious
by Michael PelusiNeil Finn's songs are rarely clear-cut; at times they're downright obscure. But he has a keen ear for unlikely details.

Blistered in the Sun:
Rock the Bells FestivalJuly 28, Randall's Island, New York
by Jesse DelaneyHeadlined by the reunited Rage Against the Machine, Randall's Island and the Rock the Bells Festival boasted an undercard of hip-hop royalty

One Track Mind:
Freeway ft. Jay-Z"Big Spender"
by Drew LazorOn paper, this is your garden-variety got-cash track — but it holds the
distinction of being the one summer banger capable of making North
Philly and the Theater District realize they have something in common.

SoundadviceGet Out!
Alison Krauss | White Rabbits | Circle Takes the Square | Hippiefest | Vampire Weekend

Music Picks:
ArmaliteFri., Aug. 10, 7:30 p.m., with The Ergs, Pink Razors and The Steal, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St.
by John VettesePhilly punk supergroup Armalite was slated to play one of its
ultra-rare shows back in March, when drummer Jeff Ziga went and crashed
his bike. Twice. The band is now taking precautions to make sure the guy behind the drum kit stays intact.
Portugal. The ManSat., Aug. 11, 3 p.m, all ages, with PlayRadioPlay!, The Photo Atlas and The Only Children, Trocadero Theatre, 1003 Arch St.
by Andrew ParksWe know what you're thinking: These guys better have a good reason for the pretentious punctuation mark in their name.
Deviled LeggsFri., Aug. 10, 9 p.m., Adventure Island
by Shaun BradyFrom the tortuously pun-happy mind of bassist Evan Lipson comes Deviled
Leggs, a "highly celebratory evening of revolutionary and experimental
dance music."
South PercThere's a whole lot of mugging going on right outside Center City.
by Elisa LudwigWherever you go, there you will sip a latte. Or so it seems in Philadelphia, a city whose appetite for espresso knows no bounds.
South Beach on South StreetMiami Café aims to bring a bit of South Beach to South Street
by Trey PoppThe dishes may bear Spanish-language titles, but it's as though they're
translated back into the cheesesteak vernacular on their way to the
plate.
Strained BrewThe real story behind the rift that broke up Yards.
by Tim HylandIf Philadelphia is now one of America's great beer towns — and according
to most beer experts, it is — then Yards Brewing Co. deserves at least
some of the credit.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor>>NOW SEATING Unnamed Italian restaurant 767 S. Ninth St. | Brio Tuscan Grille Towne Place at Garden State Park, Route 70 and Haddonfield Road, Cherry Hill, N.J. | Ida's at Night 2302 E. Norris St., 215-426-4209

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Ciana HardwickCrayfish Party | Great City Grill | Patio in Paradise | Deuce! Deuce! | Brewers Chili Showdown
Top 5:
Bar Fries for Bar FliesBest Spuds
by James Saul1 Locust Rendezvous | 2 N. 3rd | 3 Nodding Head | 4 Royal Tavern | 5 Sugar Mom's

Small BitesLittle Vittles
The Baconator | Penguin Teaboy | Coquette's Digits | Butter Girl
You Ask We AnswerCulinary Mysteries Solved
Q: I spent a semester abroad in England. Now that I'm back in Philly, I really, really miss British sweets.

Agenda Lead:
Stormin' MirmanFrom Russia with laughs
by A.D. AmorosiEugene Mirman isn't just an absurdist comics' absurdist comic. He's the absurdist comic.

Agenda Picks:
On The DLHome Movie Day
by Peter BakerOnce upon a time, home movies were made on actual reels of celluloid
film — which made barbecues, weddings and kindergarten plays look
totally awesome.
Just Do ItBoys of Summer
by Holly OtterbeinPhilly Gay Calendar's "Boys of Summer" party promises to toss the sand
and family overboard while keeping the good stuff — mixed pink drinks,
sizzling men and skimpy outfits.
In The Event That...You Want to Party Like a Rock Star
by Jena WilliamsBefore Kate Moss and Pete Doherty rolled out of bed, rock and fashion
were a hot, stylish couple. Local fashion entrepreneur Rosie Kim is
hoping to bring back the glam at Rockstar's Fashion, a red carpet night
of edgy threads and music.
Day TripperInternational DJ Expo
by Jeremy BaronIt's the mini-gaming mecca's time to shine now, as it prepares for a
veritable army of aspiring Oakenfolds to descend onto the boardwalk for
three long days of exhibits.
What We HeartLittle Red Vintage
by Holly OtterbeinMelissa Yerkes couldn't stop collecting stamps. So the 27-year-old
local artist did what any resourceful packrat would do: She got crafty.
Just OpenedLolli Lolli
by Donny SheldonLolli Lolli offers hip parents an alternative to Baby Gap with an offbeat selection of clothing, toys, games and furniture.
In The Event That...You're a Poser
by Alexandria SymondsAt Champion of Champions — Body Challenge Fitness Center's first-ever
bodybuilding show — Philly's best and burliest will flex it out.