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August 16th, 2007 other issues :
Cheers To ThemSexiest Singles? Best of Something? Nah, they're just our favorite Philadelphians.
by Brian HickeyWe love this town, and we love the people in this town. But we don't love everybody with the same amount of gusto.
Candace KarchBambi Gallery
by Monica WeymouthThe neon lights of Bambi Gallery spill an unexpected puddle of hot pink across Frankford Avenue.
Bob KochKoch's deli
by Doron TaussigWith all due respect to living Philadelphians, my favorite Philadelphian is deceased.
Andy DysonNeighborhood Bike Works
by Brian Howard"The mission of Neighborhood Bike Works," Andy Dyson finally says, "is to increase opportunities for youth through bicycling."
Art BourgeauWhodunit
by Duane SwierczynskiWhen some people find themselves walking around with a head full of mud, where nothing in the world seems to make sense anymore, they go see a shrink. Or a priest. Or a bar stool.
Bob GriffinRegular, Krupa's
by Brian HickeyI got an urgent text message from the bar the other night around dusk. Seemed that Griff needed me to call ASAP, which was weird, considering I'd left the bar about a half-hour earlier.
Larry FalconThrift shop owner
by Tom NamakoLarry Falcon often sits in a lawn chair outside his decaying thrift shop at 42nd and Chestnut streets, usually holding court with up to a dozen kids from the neighborhood.
Slant:
Long Live the MeritocracyThe Clintons and the perils of electoral nepotism.
by David FarisIf the presidency becomes the exclusive domain of rich, famous and
privileged people, what are student council presidents supposed to
dream about?
RetributionThe death penalty isn't racist. It's right.
by Michael WashburnBy supporting the death penalty, both in Abu-Jamal's case and in general, I court that most dreaded of epithets: white racist.
But let me ask the anti-death-penalty crowd a simple question. If a
white criminal murdered someone I care about, do you think I would not
want the depraved murderer to pay with his life?

Loose Canon:
South Street Drag StripThe new bridge is the idiot legacy of our auto-mania.
by Bruce SchimmelMuch of the time, Philly is capped by a cloud of sepia. Greenhouse gases cover us in a pale, brown bubble.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
I am not a silly groupie, my dear. I am a Philadelphia-based artist who now is in Sarah Jessica Parker's collection. | Pelosi soiled herself when she arrogantly proclaimed that there would be no impeachment of George
Bush. | The whole "I hate the whole world, and I'm obsessed with asses" schtick
was already done by some guy named Crumb who was also from the City Of
Brotherly Love, but had the smarts to get out.
Birdman of the ParkwayFor Doug Wechsler, ornithological photography is no flight of fancy.
by Deidre WengenDoug Wechsler finds himself surrounded by birds — all day, every day. But his life is far from a Hitchcockian nightmare.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen$75,000,000 Amount of money that real estate developer Pacifica Ventures expects to invest in the first phase of a "Hollywood-style film studio" planned to be built somewhere in the Delaware Valley starting this fall.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiAs my birthday approaches, I'd like to live on in accordance with Lee Dorsey's dictate, "Everything I do's gonna be funky from now on."
Moore's WarA Southwest Philly boot camp tackles violence through team building and discipline.
by Ted Hesson"What's your name?" Sgt. Moore barked at me. "Hesson, sir."
"Say it like you have a pair of balls next time!"
The rotund Sgt. Moore — aka the Quake — introduced me to the other
campers, telling them that I was a reporter, here to learn about the
boot camp firsthand.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Underworld:
Happy Birthday to JoeMobsters flock to Margate to celebrate the Philly crime boss's 68th.
by Brendan McGarveyGuess who wasn't invited to reputed mob boss Joseph "Uncle Joe" Ligambi's birthday bash at the Shore last Saturday night? Nicky Scarfo Jr., that's who.

Philly Blunt:
Murder, in Black and WhiteWhy a Fairmount murder should be considered a hate crime.
by Brian HickeyThe Chinese-takeout joint and basketball courts near 30th and Jefferson
just weren't cutting it on March 23, 2006. So three young friends set
out to find something better to do.

Political Notebook:
Stocking the CabinetAre Nutter and Taubenberger taking any time to think about key positions in their adminstrations?
by Mary F. PatelThe role of mayor is not a one-man show — just look at current Mayor John Street's
failed formula — so it is important that a mayor surround himself with
bright, competent people who can assist him and help him reach his
goals.

Art:
Post ScriptA new book fits classic hip-hop albums with the liner notes they never had.
by Shaun BradyBrian Coleman delves into the background of 36 classic hip-hop albums in Check the Technique, in each case letting the artists talk their way through, track by track.

Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterMilitiA | Treasure Island | Disc golf | Johnny "B" Place pizza
"In the first surging 10 seconds of MilitiA's earth-shaking voice, my
stomach twists and I tear off the top of the polish bottle with my
teeth, loosening a molar." —Susan DiPronio

Book Review:
Dial 215 for MurderCleveland's Richard Montanari writes a Philly crime thriller
by Justin BauerDuring this increasingly random, violent summer, when kids are shot off bikes and bodies turn up daily, Merciless
imagines a city held hostage by a single, logical madman, with a
coherent plan and flawless execution, tripped up by dedicated policing.
Ghost WorldCyberspace: Ever hear of it? Gibson coined the term.
by Evan YoungIf Spook Country doesn't prove William Gibson's extraordinarily
sharp sense of our current technological age for you, then you may as
well spend your days surfing cyberspace.

Arts Picks:
David DworanczykThrough Sept. 21, Mew Gallery, 906 Christian St.
by John VetteseDworanczyk's strength is a witty juxtaposition of shapes within images and between images.
Def Jam Poetry for Peace WeekendFri., Aug. 17, 9 p.m., Philadelphia Clef Club of Jazz and Performing Arts, 736-38 S. Broad St. ; Sat., Aug. 18, 9 p.m., Penthouse Lounge and Grille, 460 N. Second St.
by Rachel FrankfordThis week's show at the Philadelphia Clef Club has a seriously star-studded cast: Def
Jam poets Sunni Patterson from New Orleans, Abyss and Georgia Me from
Atlanta, and Philadelphia's Black Ice.
StorageWed.-Sat., Aug. 22-25, 8 p.m., Sun., Aug. 2, 2 p.m., The Media Bureau, 725 N. Fourth St.
by Deni Kasreldance/theater Ever feel like you're neither here nor there? Then welcome to the world of Storage, a new work by 13th Street Theatre.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Tami FertigSurvey, Summer 2007 | Kiff Slemmons: Re:Pair and Imperfection | Forging an American Identity: The Art of William Ranney

Arts Agenda Picks:
Day TripperRevolution
by John VetteseThe mixed-media exhibit "Revolution" takes the long-form,
high-definition digital videos shot by Ben Whitehouse in order to study how a swatch
of scenery changes from dawn to dusk, and matches them with his
paintings of selected stills.
Just Do ItHodgepodge
by Monica WeymouthTim Bowen has kept busy over the past 30 years. The Philadelphia-based
artist has experimented with figure compositions, three-dimensional
shadowboxes and mixed-media pieces.
Under the SkinShane Meadows revisits his days as a young ruffian in This Is England.
by Sam AdamsAlternately nostalgic and regretful, Shane Meadows' This Is England flashes
back to the director's days as a child skinhead. Its opening montage,
set to Toots and the Maytals' "54 46 Was My Number," fixes a moment in
time: Margaret Thatcher and Duran Duran, public protests, the Falklands
War.
Knowing the ScoreTwo high school friends struggle to become men in the hilarious Superbad.
by Sam AdamsRaucous, gut-busting and surprisingly touching, Superbad confirms Judd Apatow's ascent to the top of the American comedy heap.
Screen Picks by Sam AdamsDirectors in Focus: Chris Marker (Fri.-Sat., Aug., 17-18, 7 p. m., $5-$7, International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-895-6555, www.ihousephilly.org) "This is not a disguised autobiography," says Chris Marker, somewhere in the intersecting web of his CD-ROM
Immemory.
Repertory FilmSend repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net. ABINGTON ART CENTER 515 Meetinghouse Road, Jenkintown, 215-887-4882, www.abingtonartcenter.org. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982, U.S., 115 min.) Drew Barrymore and
Down from the MountainsCarolina Chocolate Drops lead the push to preserve Piedmont strings.
by John VettesePublic perception of traditional string-band music is somewhat stuck in the mountains. But Carolina Chocolate Drops honor black Piedmont string performers like Libba Cotton, Howard
Armstrong
and Joe Thompson.
Best of the Rest of the FestHighlights from the Philadelphia Folk Festival
by Mary ArmstrongJohnny Gallagher Jr. | Diana Jones | Bettye LaVette | Les Yeux Noirs | Bob Carlin | Kala Jojo | Stephen Wade | Quebe Sisters Band

One Track Mind:
Lordi"Bringing Back the Balls to Rock!"
by Shaun BradyFor all the promises of testicular revival, what Lordi really brings
back to rock is the ridiculous.
Suite Spot:
Funding the WayACF's Jim Jordan brings his work closer to the public stage
by Peter BurwasserThe Philadelphia branch of American Composers Forum have done their important work mainly behind the scene. Rather than serving only as a silent partner, there are now more events and forums that bear the brand name of ACF.

Blistered in the Sun:
Slayer/Marilyn Manson with Bleeding ThroughAug. 2, Tweeter Center
by Jesse DelaneySet lists posted online should come with spoiler warnings. Flip-flopping the closing spot on this co-headlining tour, both
Slayer's and Marilyn Manson's sets were as predictable as a symphony
orchestra's.

Music Picks:
IllumineaFri., Aug. 17, 9:30 p.m., with The Swimmers and Whales and Cops, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave. .
by M.J. FineIf Illuminea lulled you to sleep with 2004's Nightlight, it's
time to wake up and pay attention. Since their debut, the
seven-piece Philly-New York chamber-pop collective gained an upright
bass player, lost a cellist and added a syllable to their name.
Black Moth Super RainbowFri., Aug. 17, 9 p.m., with Gildon Works, Sea Trio and Gravity A, The Khyber, 50 S. Second St.
by A.D. AmorosiIn the family that is Psychedelic Pennsylvania, the Espers are woodsy
space cadet sisters, and Golden Ball are the spooky space cadet
brothers — weird, but nice kids all. So what does that make Black Moth
Super Rainbow?
Hold the GravyNo butter? No marinara? No problem, says Salento.
by Trey PoppHeresy or godsend, an Italian feed in Philly without tomato gravy is certainly something different.
Give Peas a ChanceHunting for falafel at Shalom Pizzeria
by Elisa LudwigHow is it that many of Philly's outlying neighborhoods are thoroughly
chickpea-ball-deficient?
The Ful MontyA brief history of a truly global dish.
by Joel TannenbaumTake some fava beans, put them in a clay pot with some water, bury them
underneath a pile of hot coals — and wait. It doesn't sound like much,
but what you just read is one of the oldest written recipes in human
history.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor>> WAITING LIST: Zinc 246 S. 11th St., 215-351-9901, | Tortilla Press Cantina 7716 Maple Ave., Pennsauken, N.J. >> LITTLE VITTLES: Di Bruno Bros. Mangosteen

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Ciana HardwickIn Pursuit of Ale and RPS Tournament | Charity Wine Tasting | Hot Night, Cool Blues | Oktoberfest | Hope Fox Book Signing
Top 5:
ChalkboardsSlates of State
by Kelly White1 Almanac Market | 2 Pub on Passyunk East | 3 Johnny Brenda's | 4 A Full Plate Café | 5 Mugshots Coffeehouse

Small BitesLittle Vittles
Bassetts Premium Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich | The Official Armalite Cookbook | Good Eats

Agenda Lead:
Berlin BallRufus Wainwright can't help but sparkle.
by A.D. AmorosiAll Rufus Wainwright wanted to do after his grand, tender, song-by-song re-creation of Judy at Carnegie Hall was something small and dark. Instead, he came up with Release the Stars

Agenda Picks:
On The DLKosciuszko Foundation Summer Concert
by Deidre WengenThere's more to being Polish than pierogies. There's also kielbasa, sauerkraut and Karol Szymanowski.
What We HeartBunnies Love Cheese Jewelry
by Molly DickinsonLaura Lewis has revived the long-lost art of the Shrinky-Dink. She traces the
'80s medium with animal silhouettes, adds designs and pops them in the
oven.
Been There/Done ThatDrunken Spelling Bee
by Monica WeymouthThe last spelling bee I participated in was moderated by Sister Mary
Anne. It was an orderly affair, and the winner was awarded a
homework-free night. Bob & Barbara's hosts a very different contest.
In The Event That...You Have Hot Wheels
by Donny SheldonSponsored by local bike shops such as Trophy, Firehouse and Bell's,
Summerslam is a three-part race with a top-secret course revealed only
after registering.
Just Do ItLaughs For Life
by Deesha DyerWith comedy showcase "Laughs For Life," BEBASHI hopes to uplift
spirits, raise funds and promote awareness among African-Americans, who
are leading the numbers of newly diagnosed HIV infections.
Just Do ItV is for Victory Party
by Amy StraussIn celebration of end of combat, the National
Constitution Center invites guests to strap on their zoot suits and
Christian Dior tiny-waisted skirts for an anniversary party set in 1940's America.