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October 18th, 2007 other issues :
The Music IssueCity Paper's bi-annual music blow-out.
The Bee Team by M.J. FineFolk music's supposed to be a link from one generation to the next. The
Bee Team sees that tradition reflected in the people who watch their
rehearsals in the park.
5-String ProductionsGimme that new old-time music
by Mary ArmstrongHow did a budding father-and-son operation in suburban Pennsylvania get so lucky?
White T's and White BeltsDIY djs for the dirty pink panties set
by Kelly WhiteThere's a booty over here and a belly over there, and if your hands ain't up, they're on another person.
Greg Weeks by A.D. AmorosiGreg Weeks, best known as the frontman for Philly's freaky, folky
Espers, wasn't thinking about the digital-only domain when he and his
wife, Jessica, started their own imprint on the Drag City record label,
Language of Stone, in September.
Pink Skull by Andrew ParksWhen you're 13 and your dad catches you listening to Donna Summer, he starts to worry a bit.
Ethel CeeUnderground MC Sprung from the Spoken-Word Scene
by Deesha Dyer"I don't get caught up in all that, really. I understand how important
it is, but it is not a crutch. I can't be the face of black female MCs
everywhere, or even the face of hip-hop. When I go onstage I need to
represent myself."
The Extraordinaires by John VetteseThe band's two releases — the maritime narrative Ribbons of War and the recent collection of stand-alones called Short Stories — are actually books bound in Masonite.
David DyeRadio Legend Throws the Book at the Rock World
by M.J. FineGall him a gatekeeper, a curator, a professional mix-tape devotee. In 16 years of being the face %u2014 er, voice %u2014 of World Cafe, David Dye has guided the show from its beginnings at a funky Spruce Street
studio with four broadcast affiliates to its three-year-old Walnut
Street digs with national syndication and NPR's muscle behind it.

Editor's Letter:
SnapshotsWe Rule. We Drool.
by Duane SwierczynskiIt's been a week of ups and downs. Let's start with the ups, just to get them out of the way. I'm happy to report that City Paper was named 2007 "Newspaper of the Year."
Slant:
A Question of MercyWhen compassion hurts the innocent.
by Michael WashburnWhen the Grinnell College alumni magazine came in the mail the other
day, I never expected to find out that someone had been murdered. Let alone Derek.

Loose Canon:
A Bright Light in Dark SkiesThe young family seemed a textbook case of an endangered and invaluable species.
by Bruce SchimmelIn the last couple of years, travel by air has become nasty, and
quickly. I shivered to imagine how much uglier it could soon get.
Especially if we don't chart a new course for our ship of state.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
There are more than 25 housing counseling agencies in Philadelphia to assist homeowners who are about to lose their home. | We do not live like this! | Given that this is our City Paper, our standards are high. | We are not stupid and know when someone is being propped up. | I applaud Hugs For Puppies who have demonstrated that silence is the enemy of justice. | If that's your answer, take two Pepto and fasten your seat belt. | As Upton Sinclair wrote in The Jungle, "In matters of business all men are to be held to account as Liars."
Foiled AgainFencing may look easy, but our reporter takes a stab and finds it difficult to make the cut.
by J.F. PirroI'm beginning to realize that tonight I won't be suiting up in one of
those white bee-keeper outfits I see six advanced students wearing.
They're hooked up like marionettes on two sets of cable wires running
to overhead reels and scoring lights. They're fencing.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIt's obvious to me, what with the real possibility New York City'll get
its first casino at the Aqueduct with the help of the Shinnecock
Indians, that Manhattan is finally afraid of us. They read Rolling Stone's "Hot Scene" and that we got it going on. Our rents our cheaper. Our artists are wackier.

Fine Print:
Shortz NoticeChatting up puzzle master Will Shortz.
by Aly SemigranCP: What do you do with your free time?
WS: I'm fanatical about table tennis. I play five to six nights
a week, three hours a night. I love the speed of the game, the geometry
of the game. It's the best relaxation for me after a day of work.
Health CrazeWhat you need to know about: PUFFA
by Sam TrembleIt's no secret that obesity is a major epidemic in the United
States, and Philadelphia is not immune to this outbreak. In response,
the W.K. Kellogg Foundation has started the Food and Fitness
Initiative, giving grants to nine U.S. communities to make plans for
creating access to healthy local food and safe facilities for physical
activity.

Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen100 Number of people needed for a
"soup-tasting brigade" during the Jewish Mama Soup-a-Rama, a Kosher
soup-making contest that is just one part of the citywide Mitzvah Mania
event Oct. 21.
Banned ArtAn unexpected L&I crackdown leaves First Friday street vendors on the outs.
by Tom Namako"I made sure I could get out of there if I had to, and made sure all my stuff would be with me," street vendor Chen Reichert recalls. Why the need for a quick escape?
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
Protesters speaking out against gun violence march from 16th and Race
to Broad and Spring Garden. "We've got a long way to go to stop the
violence," says protester. "And this march is symbolic of the opposite
of that." Plus 1
High-Rise SurpriseOn The Scene: "Barnes Tower"
by Doron Taussigon the scene Sometimes it's good to look back and see how yesterday's debacles turned out. It was about a year and a half ago
The Long WaitThe battle over handicapped-accessible public housing gets nasty.
by Jason TomassiniShortly after entering the "real" world, Connor was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.
It was manageable, but led to organ damage and respiratory problems that eventually brought surgery in 2002.

Two Minutes With...:
Joey VentoProprietor, Geno's Steaks; proud English-speaking American
by Zach PontzCity Paper: Did last year's controversy affect business at all?
Joey Vento: It increased it. I get a lot more people coming in and when they're coming in, it's to show support.

Philly Blunt:
A Hero's WelcomeOne week after his family's protest, Philly's boy hero is allowed to go home.
by Brian HickeyHer adoring eyes rise from the toy. As she seeks his approval, the only thing Uncle Doobie can do, as his brother Andre takes it all in with a video camera, is smile.

Political Notebook:
The Brady Pulpit by Mary F. PatelThe other losing mayoral candidates, U.S. Rep. Chaka Fattah and state Rep. Dwight Evans, were no-shows. But Brady is still chairman of the party, so he wielded his power to call for unity and rally for votes.

Art:
Even StephenWhy Sondheim stays alive on Philly stages.
by A.D. AmorosiCalling Stephen Sondheim the most revolutionary musical theater artist of the 20th century is a no-brainer.
Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterFDR Skate Park | The Draughtsman's Contract | From the Fryer to the Fuel Tank | Star Wars Holiday Special
I was lured by a hymn built from metal trucks barking on concrete, renegade
murals being thrown up, iron horse locomotives bumping in the yard. | It immerses us in the candle-lit milieu of a smutty and conspiratorial English gentry circa 1694. | Recently, I've begun routing a trip to Alaska, despite the increasingly
prohibitive cost of gas, by planning to retrofit a diesel bus to burn
waste vegetable oil. | Throw in a holographic tabletop circus and a
strung-out Carrie Fisher and you
have the disaster that is the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special.
Theater Review:
Target PracticeThe Why shows that irony is easy; depth is hard
by David Anthony FoxIt's easier to answer "the who, what and where." Robert, a troubled kid, shot four classmates in his school cafeteria. Three of them died, and
The Joy of SixAnyone afraid of serious plays will find solace in Six Characters in Search of an Author
by Mark CoftaI'm wary of "significant" plays, the classics we're taught to revere; too often, they're not particularly entertaining. Many students reject theater after slogging through Oedipus' complexities or a dated translation of A Doll's House, and who can blame them?

Arts Picks:
The Art of CanRuns Oct. 20-Nov. 2, the F.U.E.L. Collection, 249-251 Arch St., 215-592-8400, www.fuelcollection.com.
by Deni KasrelHere, people of all ages and nationalities get creative with the cans %u2014
works hail from the U.S., Russia and elsewhere around the globe.
Disposable MenFri.-Sat., Oct. 19-20, 8 p.m., $25, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914, www.paintedbride.org.
by David Anthony FoxFrankenstein, King Kong, Amadou Diallo %u2014 to many of you, it probably sounds like I'm tastelessly free-associating.
Beijing LDTX Modern Dance CompanyTue., Oct. 23, 7:30 p.m., $29-$39, Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-6701, www.pennpresents.org.
by Deni KasrelRisk and danger abound when Beijing LDTX Dance Company presents The Cold Dagger.
Hubbard Street Dance ChicagoThu., Oct. 18, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., Oct. 19, 8 p.m.; Sat., Oct. 20, 2 and 8 p.m., $32-$46, Zellerbach Theatre, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900, www.pennpresents.org.
by Janet AndersonHubbard Street Dance Chicago is one of a handful of dance companies
that regularly appear in Annenberg's Dance Celebration series, and for
good reason.
Suzanne Roberts Theatre Open HouseSun., Oct. 21, 8 p.m., Suzanne Roberts Theatre, Broad and Lombard streets, 215-985-0420, www.philadelphiatheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaThe Philadelphia Theatre Company's new home, the Suzanne Roberts Theatre on the Avenue of the Arts — that's what we call Broad Street south of

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinSojourner | Clay@Penn | Mastery in Clay

Arts Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...You Don't Own Enough Silly Toys
by Sam TrembleThe Mr. Lertchman Toy Release Party and Monster Art Show Opening reception Fri., Oct. 19, 7-10 p.m., exhibit runs through Nov. 19, Jinxed Clothing, 620 S. Fourth St.
Day TripperMid-Atlantic Radical Bookfair
by Luke SirinidesSat.-Sun., Oct. 20-21, various times, free, Red Emma's Bookstore Coffeehouse, 2640 St. Paul St., Baltimore, Md., 443-554-6181, www.redemmas.org/bookfair
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 201 GALLERY , 1400
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please callfor exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER , 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. INSIDE/OUTSIDE: HABITAT, Features
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance the cold dagger This performance by Beijing Modern
Readings/Book SigningsEDWARD SCHWARTZCHILD The author reads from his new book, "The Family Diamond: Stories," which features mostly middle class, Jewish Philadelphian characters. Fri, Oct. 19, 6:30pm,
Reinventing the RealWerner Herzog defends the ecstatic truth.
by Shaun Brady"Technically, it's not a documentary," Herzog corrects me. "It only
appears to be a documentary. It looks like a documentary, but it is
not."
Family MattersTalking with Darjeeling Limited's Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola and Jason Schwartzman.
by Shaun BradyOnly Coppola seems to remember what actually started the feud, and
he refuses to mention it in front of prying writers %u2014 he'll simply say,
"You guys had a funny dynamic sometimes."
Rubber Soul MateA man and a doll make quite the couple in Lars and the Real Girl.
by Sam AdamsThere are so many reasons why Lars and the Real Girl shouldn't work that it's a small miracle it does. The script, by Six Feet Under scribe Nancy Oliver, is swimming in
indie-quirk tics, and based on the kind of outlandish, yet on-the-nose
premise that makes viewers feel they've experienced something
"original" without actually forcing them to rethink anything at all.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
Things Fall TogetherTrolleyvox pops up from the rabbit hole with two new CDs.
by M.J. FineIt's not their fault, but the Trolleyvox has never been what you'd call prolific. So it seemed ambitious, to say the least, when guitarist Andrew Chalfen
announced late last year that a double EP was in the works.
Driven to AbstractionThe Philadelphia Singers do the time warp in Rothko Chapel.
by Peter BurwasserMorton Feldman was 6 feet tall, hulking and fond of loud sport jackets. He held court with a braying Queens accent that pierced the air like the horn on a yellow cab.

Aid or Invade:
Republic of BeninRodney Anonymous vs. the World
by Rodney AnonymousArtist: Angelique Kidjo
Album: Djin Djin
Country of Origin: Republic of Benin

One Track Mind:
Stars"Bitches in Tokyo"
by Brian HowardStars perform Wed., Oct. 24, 8 p.m., $16, with New Buffalo at the Trocadero, 1003 Arch St.

Music Picks:
New BuffaloWed., Oct. 24, 8 p.m., $16, with Stars, Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. Ninth St., 866-468-7619, www.r5productions.com.
by M.J. FineOutside of Fatboy Slim and Dido, secular music hasn't had much time for praise. Gospel's full of it, but why should Jesus get all the adoration?
The Philadelphia OrchestraOct. 18-20, 8 p.m., $10-$113, Verizon Hall, 260 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999, www.philorch.org.
by Peter BurwasserFinland, of all places, has become something of an orchestra-conductor factory in recent years.
DanzigWed., Oct. 24, 8 p.m., $28-$30, with Gorgeous Frankenstein and Doom Riders, Electric Factory, Seventh and Willow streets, 215-336-2000, www.livenation.com.
by A.D. Amorosimetal Even though I find 2002's 777: I Luciferi to be an icon of wickedness, a truly totemic watershed of evil noisemaking — the Citizen
Time Wafers No ManNothing says Phillyween quite like Sweetzels Spiced Wafers.
by J.F. PirroDuring the height of prime selling season - July 1 through this month -
Borzillo's 30,000-square-foot automated plant in York produces 2,400
cookies, or 42 boxes, a minute.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor>> Now Seating: Las Bugambilias 148 South St., 215-922-3190 | >> Waiting List: Brewtown Coffee 3001 W. Girard Ave.
By (No) Bread AloneA carb-free Book and the Cook?
by A.D. AmorosiFor people (like me) who try keep the carb consumption to a
minimum, TBaTC can be an exercise in
foodicide.
Canon FodderMax & David's wants you to think differently about kosher cuisine.
by Luke SirinidesThe cynic would say that Katz is a salesman, but there's no reason to
label his optimism as insincere: A shopping complex in suburban Elkins
Park is probably the last place you'd expect to find international fine
dining, but Max & David's hopes to change that for good.

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Felicia D'AmbrosioSouth Jersey Restaurant Week | Trunks for the 'Yunk | Morton's Tailgating Contest | Single Malt and Scotch Whisky Tasting at the Union League | The Book and the Cook
Top 5:
Rugby World Cup HauntsFeelin' Scrummy
by Chad Crisp1 Dark Horse Pub | 2 Tir Na Nog | 3 Fadó | 4 Kildare's | 5 O'Neals Pub

You Ask We AnswerCulinary Mysteries Solved
Q. I'm learning how to make sushi at home. Where are the best places to buy quality raw fish?
Small BitesLittle Vittles
Brunch at Rum Bar | One-Click Butter Cutter | Hershey's Candy Corn Kisses | Paolo's UArts Burger

Agenda Lead:
Oh, MandyWhat Patinkin's thinkin'
by A.D. AmorosiIf you're a theater hag, you don't ask Mandy Patinkin — a Tony Award-winner with historic roles in Evita, Sunday in the Park with George and The Secret Garden on his résumé — questions about The Princess Bride.

Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...You Prefer Law and Disorder
by Aly SemigranLawyerpalooza, Thu., Oct. 25, 6:30 p.m., $10, Kildare's, 509-511 S. Second St., 215-574-2995, www.philadelphiabar.org
In The Event That...More Than Your Tooth is Sweet
by Monica WeymouthCandyland Fashion Show, Thu., Oct. 18, 10 p.m.-2 a.m., no cover, Valanni, 1229 Spruce St., 215-790-9494, www.valanni.com
On The DLThe Amazing Harry Olson Trail
by Luke SirinidesSun., Oct. 21, 11 a.m., $20 (includes picnic lunch), Flat Rock Park, River Road, Gladwyne, 610-645-9030, www.lmconservancy.org
What We HeartPhilthy Hoops
by Luke SirinidesEmily Lopizzo is putting the hula back in the hoop. Between gigs at a
Web design firm and coffee shop, she's the force behind Philthyhoops, a
playful company dedicated to anything but ordinary hooping.
Just Do ItJK LOL
by Holly OtterbeinFri., Oct. 19, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., $8, Level Room, 2102 Market St., 215-564-4202, www.myspace.com/jklolphilly
On The DLRav Michael Laitman
by Dana HenryTue., Oct. 23, 4 p.m., free, Margaret Gest Center for the Cross Cultural Study of Religions, Room 101, Haverford College, 370 Lancaster Ave., Haverford, 215-673-2120, www.kabbalah.info