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CP Choice 2007You Play the Red and the Black Comes Up
by Duane SwierczynskiSince we're a gamblin' town, this burg is jammed with games of chance
and skill — and sometimes, blind stupid luck. Live here long enough,
you slowly learn the rules. You learn to spot the other faces in the
crowd, and you can tell the winners from the losers, high rollers from
the bottom feeders, early birds from the night owls.
A & E NightlifeThe Talent: "How you doin' tonight? Where you ladies from? You're a wonderful audience."
Most Charming Song-and-Dance Woman | Sharpest, Quickest Street-Art Eye | Best Way to Get Drunk for Under $10 and Maybe Even See the Spin Doctors | Most Bewitching Use of an Accordion | Most Steadfast Big-Band Warrior | And more!
Food/DrinkThe Early Bird: "If you don't put out more scrapple salad, I'll want my $2.99 back."
Most Refreshing Rebirth of a Seemingly Doomed Space | Dreamiest Barkeep | Best Example of Bargain Soup Special/Novelty Dance Song Synergy | Name Change That'll Most Sadden R. Kelly | and more!
Style/ShoppingThe Gold Digger: "Leopard print is the new Lycra, baby!"
Best T-shirt That Doesn't Implicate Syphilis | Best Real-life Lolcats | Best Boytique | Best Place to Become the Dog Person You Always Feared You'd Become | And more!
NewsmakersThe High Roller: "It's like my old pal Philly Park Saul used to say: You gotta wager to win."
Best News of the Year | Awesomest, Most Incrediblest Press Conference in the History of a Free Press | The NIMBY-Unless-I-Get-Mine Prize | Balliest Campaign Quote | Best Reaction to the Most Public Panty Raid Since Revenge of the Nerds |Most Unexpected Outing | And more!
Sports/RecreationThe shark: "I got 2-1 on McNabb not finishing the season."
Most "Well, Duh" Sports Moment | Most Bizarre Confluence of Accidental Philadelphia Sports References | Best Reason to Put Bottle Caps on Your Shoes | And more!

Editor's Letter:
The Ghosts of PhiladelphiaI think we could all use a little nostalgia in our diet. Especially forgotten glimpses of our city %u2014 ghosts, if you will.
by Duane SwierczynskiHalloween makes me nostalgic %u2014 mostly because, while growing up, my father would constantly try to scare the living crap out of us.
Slant:
Cold TurkeyIraq needs another invasion like we need another war.
by David FarisThe most recent disaster is nearly 100 years in the making, with Turkey
massing 100,000 troops on the border with Kurdish northern Iraq,
erasing whatever gains might have been reaped from the recent drop-off
in casualties.

Loose Canon:
Gambling on TrafficWaterfront developers are betting against a very hungry house.
by Bruce SchimmelSammy "The Sidewalk Snatcher" Benakmoume must be feeling lucky, because the real estate developer is betting against the house. And the house hates to lose.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
Thousands are in prison for life because they were with the wrong crowd at the
wrong time, not because they actually committed the crime. | I think it would have been just as effective if you would have used alternatives to the profanity. | The seemingly all-knowing Taussig and Namako might have some clues to
what the new mayor will face, but are clueless when they give their
tripe on real estate taxes and the BPT. | A wholesale purge would remove distinguished judges [and] be a grave miscarriage of justice. | Thanks for the inspired report on the Solar Decathlon.
Split DecisionConcerned citizens fight to make a judge pay for a controversial sex-crime decision.
by Sam TrembleA campaign organized by concerned citizens and women's rights groups is growing to remove Deni from office. Spearheaded by Matilda O'Neill, the "Deny Deni!" campaign sees an opportunity in the upcoming retention elections on Nov. 6.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen16 Age Philadelphia-area native Bob Saget
said he was when the Flyers won the 1974 Stanley Cup when he listed it
as "My Best Damn Favorite Play" on the Comcast SportsNet program of the
same name. He was actually 18 at the time, and should remember that,
considering his birthday was two days before the final game. He was
likely just distracted thinking that a clip show with a superlative
title wasn't the most original idea.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiSuzanne Roberts. We love your theater on Broad. We were up all
night dancing to Sondheim, thinking of sprightly nicknames: "The Sue,"
"The Suuzz," "The Szbert." But between reports of Comcast cable's
falling profits (54 percent), its BitTorrent bitchiness and that Nightmare on Broad Street thing Inga Saffron wrote about your upstairs neighbor Symphony House, I can't help think that either Brian and Ralph're freaking.
Stage LeftScenes from everywhere but inside the Democratic Presidential debate.
by Brian Hickey and Tom NamakoTo the far left — ironically — were Hillary supporters chanting
"Phil-ly for Hill-a-ry." Next to them was the John Edwards clan; a
cluster of anti-casino activists; Obama torchbearers ("Oh-oh-oh
Obama"); an extraordinarily large Joe Biden contingent ("Go, Joe, Go");
more Hillaryites; another Biden clique; a small Bill Richardson crew;
several roaming Ron Paul revolutionaries; a few Colbert Nation
residents; and a couple of guys who doctored signs to boost their "Vote
for Lary" (sic) cause.
The City Paper Milton Street ReaderAll Milton, All the Time
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
The DecidersThe choice is ours: Our endorsement for the 8th District "Newspaper Primary."
by Doron TaussigA week ago, the two independent challengers, Jim Foster and the Rev.
Jesse Brown, came to us with a surprising proposal: They would seek
endorsements from the Inquirer, Daily News, and City Paper, and the candidate who received fewer endorsements would officially support the other.
Courtroom 601On The Scene: Quinzell McCall's sentencing.
by Brian HickeySporting a gray prison-issue sweatshirt, wide-eyed Quinzell McCall
listened to the grieving mother explain what life's been like since
their her 17-year-old son, Robert Pierson, was murdered.
The Gravel PitA spurned "presidential" candidate hosts his own debate.
by Jason TomassiniI know, it sounds ridiculous and I was skeptical, too. But it turned out to be about as effective a debate experience I've seen.

Philly Blunt:
The Sapsucker ProxiesEnough with the spin room. How about a "fact room"?
by Brian HickeyI should've known better. After all, the you-got-credentials! e-mail that arrived last week established a lay of the land that, when translated, read: Sorry, bro, you're not getting within 100 yards of Obama or the wicked bar-exam-failing witch he was allegedly setting out to confront.

Political Notebook:
Open-Book PartiesMonday marked the start of state Senate committee hearings on a bill to open more government records to the public.
by Mary F. PatelIt's no secret that Pennsylvania has a closed-door policy when it comes
to allowing public access to government records. But as the year winds
down, recent action in Harrisburg makes it seem as if state legislators
are taking extra precautions to open those doorways %u2014and ensure their
election success next year.
First Friday FocusLori Hill's First Friday Hit List
by Lori HillThe massive, Jim Houser-painted ramp is long gone, but the impish
spirit is not. Now, with a 10-year retrospective called "Never Forget
Doing It Yourself With Other People," the 1026 crew looks back at its
history of collective work and individual triumphs.
Opera:
Diary of a MadwomanMetalhead mezzo Jennifer Roderer on the primal savagery of Hansel and Gretel.
by David ShengoldCity Paper: What's all this about you being a metalhead?
Jennifer Roderer: When I was 12, my parents got me a stereo
and Ozzy Osbourne's first solo album; I don't think they had any idea
what they were buying.
Dance Review:
Game TheoryAt Beijing LDTX Modern Dance Company's Oct. 23 performance, it was anyone's guess what the regimented moves onstage actually meant.
by Janet AndersonDancers advance and retreat. Their costumes are all black or all white
and virtually unisex; even men wear skirts. The skirts are props that
become veils, or even capes flourished matador-like for other dancers
to push through like bulls.

Arts Picks:
Adrian TomineTue., Nov. 6, 7 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341, www.library.phila.gov.
by Sam AdamsAdrian Tomine's Shortcomings opens with a Chinese-American woman
comparing her grandfather to the fortune cookies he makes, "a hard
protective shell, containing haiku-like wisdom."
BalletXThu.-Sat., Nov. 1-3, 8 p.m., Sun., Nov. 4, 2 p.m., $25, Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St., 215-546-7824, www.balletx.org.
by Janet AndersonThe Xperimenters will offer three sets of performances at the Wilma a
year (in November, March and July), giving the talented crew a huge
opportunity to develop their company, create work and establish an
audience.
Odalan BaliOdalan Bali: An Offering of Music and Dance, by Çudamani, Sat., Nov. 3, 2 and 8 p.m., $30, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914, www.paintedbride.org.
by Deni KasrelYour ears may require a bit of aural adjustment the first time you listen to Çudamani, a Balinese gamelan ensemble.

Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It: Then and Now | Metaphoric Vinyl | Debutante Set
by Holly OtterbeinCharmaine Caire's photographs of plastic toys and landscapes
look like cut-and-paste jobs. But Caire doesn't use Photoshop. Instead,
she spends hours making sets filled with Civil War soldiers, vintage
black-and-white photos and pipe cleaners, and then shoots the
mini-scenery.

Arts Agenda Picks:
Gettin' SomeThe Radical Date
by Tami FertigYou were an obedient child. You'd never dream of sticking it to the man. So how are you going to get that cutie-pie anarchist boy stuck on you?
Just Do ItGot the Picture?
by Shaun BradyDavid Kessler's documentary If You Break the Skin, You Must Come In, made as part of a project to teach teens in foster care about art and filmmaking, never manages to hide its amateur origins.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 201 GALLERY , 1400
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please call for exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER , 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. INSIDE/OUTSIDE: HABITAT,
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance BABELESQUE The troupe created by Miles Copeland, have
Readings/Book SigningsADRIAN TOMINE The comic book author presents his new work, "Shortcomings." His distinctive drawings have appeared on the covers of the "New Yorker," "Rolling Stone"
Thug Love?American Gangster both condemns and lionizes drug kingpin Frank Lucas.
by Cindy FuchsIt's the mid-'70s, and heroin kingpin Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington) has brought his brothers up from North Carolina to partake in his astronomically lucrative business.
Devil's in the DetailsSidney Lumet turned 83 in June, but you'd never know it from Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.
by Sam Adamsinterview (CLICK IMAGE FOR LARGER VERSION) Sidney Lumet turned 83 in June, but you'd never know it from Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. Starring
Family ValuesTwo brothers plot a robbery too close to home.
by Shaun BradyJudging by his filmography over the last couple of decades, and the subsequent hit his reputation has taken, Sidney Lumet knows a thing or two about bad decisions.
Screen PicksSam Adams on film.
by Sam AdamsThe emblematic film in "Views of a Changing World," International
House's third annual showcase of international documentaries, is
Nikolaus Geyrhalter's Our Daily Bread, a powerful collective
portrait of agricultural labor so mechanized that details of place and
nationality seem almost irrelevant, even obliterated.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
Talk It OutOn the couch with folk rockers Girlyman.
by John VetteseOf the many changes afoot at Camp Girlyman, drums are the ones you notice right away. As in now there are some.

Hang The DJ:
Crossroads?J. Edward Keyes on Shuffle
The public unraveling of Britney Spears has been one of the most
singularly unpleasant and joyless tabloid spectacles since the death of
Princess Diana.
SoundadviceGet Out! Jennifer O'Connor | Curtis Symphony Orchestra | Fall of Snow | 27
Sometimes you want to hear something that lets you wallow in misery.
Sometimes you need something that makes you feel better. Any decent
songwriter is good for one or the other, and the better ones can give
you whatever you need at one time or another. Jennifer O'Connor throws
it all at you at once.

Music Picks:
WeedeaterFri., Nov. 2, 9 p.m., $10, with Wooly Mammoth, Fight Amp and The Company Corvette, the Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 888-468-7619, www.thekhyber.com.
by James SaulWhen Weedeater singer "Dixie" Dave Collins opens his mouth, it sounds like Swamp Thing blowing chunks of bong water and whiskey.
Mendelssohn ClubSat., Nov. 3, 8 p.m., $25, Girard College Chapel, 2101 College Ave., 215-893-1999, www.mcchorus.org.
by Peter BurwasserA solemn, even grieving mood pervades the balance of the program, including a Stabat Mater
setting by the great Polish composer Szymanowski, and a newly
commissioned piece by Penn composer James Primosch based on Vietnam
War-era poetry by Denise Levertov.
Diaspora KristallnachtSun., Nov. 4, 8 p.m., freewill donation to the Olde City Jewish Art Center, The Rotunda 4014 Walnut St., 215-573-3234, www.myspace.com/diasporaseries.
by A.D. AmorosiIt's impossible to ignore the moody musical thread that Ken Burns wove through PBS' The War.
Two-Way StreetHits and misses at the latest incarnation of Dock Street.
by Elisa LudwigThe beer, of course, is flowing. The brewpub offers six varieties on
tap daily, available by the pint, pitcher and growler (that's a
half-gallon jug for you non-beer snobs).
Packin' Pistola's by Trey PoppAs far as sports and beer are concerned, it couldn't be in a better location.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor>> WAITING LIST: Union Trust, 717 Chestnut St. | Meju Korean Restaurant, 213 Chestnut St. | The Ugly American, 1100 S. Front St.
Top 5:
Local ShakesBlend Me An Angel
by Kaitlyn Foti1 Violet Crumble, Ants Pants Café | 2 Peanut Chew, Nifty Fifty's | 3 Apple Pie, The Pop Shop | 4 Falooda, Palace at the Ben | 5 Vanilla, Johnnie's Dog House

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Felicia D'AmbrosioApple Festival at Peddler's Village | Dia de los Muertos at Xochitl | Philadelphia Whiskey Festival | Breakfast and Raw Food Lecture | Slow Food Dinner at Penne Restaurant

Agenda Lead:
Grins and NeedlesAdam Ferrara on tough humor.
by Ben KharakhAdam Ferrara's latest role as Chief "Needles" Nelson on FX's Rescue Me is a departure from his previous Comedy Central specials and guest spots on

Agenda Picks:
What We HeartMadebyHank Bags
by Felicia D'AmbrosioKatie Henry is "too tough to be a Katie." The local designer prefers
you call her Hank, the tough nickname she lends to her line of bags.
Just Do ItPIMA Bingo Benefit
by Ptah GabrieThe PIMA Group, a local performing arts nonprofit, is breaking out the bingo cards to fund their latest dance project, Look!
Just Do ItCollective Imprints
by Dana HenryIt's no surprise that the Rotunda's first mural will be a community effort.
In The Event That...You're Never the Bride
by Aly SemigranIn a perfect world, bridesmaid dresses would not exist. But this world is far from perfect, and your closet is full of taffeta.