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Green PartyCP's annual Holiday Gift Guide
Every gift in this guide does minimal harm to the planet and the various creatures who
call it home.
Holiday Gift GuideBath and Body
Bath gift set, by Aveda | Charity Pot lotion, by LUSH | Cocoa almond scrub, by Scrub Me All Over! | Soap and Shampoo Bars, by Loth & Volta | Guy Gear tri wash, by Issimo | Aroma water and massage oil, by Okooko | Bubble bath, by EO
Holiday Gift GuideFood
Dornfelder red wine, by Stargazers Vineyard | Chocolate assortment, by John & Kira's | Aztec hot chocolate and chocolate-covered coffee beans, by Joe Coffee Bar | Fudge assortment, by Betty's Tasty Buttons | Vanilla Bean biscotti, by Gilda's Biscotti | Spice cake, by Lotus Cake Studio | Artisan coffee, by Crescent Moon Coffee
Holiday Gift GuideGentlemen
Robot belt, by Under the Bigtop | Messenger bags, by R.E.Load | Screen-printed tie, by Tymbal | 59 fanny bag, by Fabric Horse | Silver shrine rings, by Wild Card | Brimmed hat, by Livity | Crewneck tee, by Upcycle Clothing
Holiday Gift GuideLadies
Knit hats, by Giant Dwarf | Ankle boots, by Terra Plana | Coin purse, by Kim White | Love and Diamonds tee, by Aveen | Watch necklaces, by Carolynne McNeel | Pave bracelet, by Oceano | Polka dot clutch, by Tillvaro Designs,
Holiday Gift GuideKids
Stuffed animals, by Pear Tree Studio | Animal hats, by Artesania | Galimoto, Ten Thousand Villages | Brontosaurus puzzle, by Imagiplay | Find It, $24, the Children's Boutique | Rainbow Maker, by Kikkerland | Woodblock Printing Set, Past Present Future
Holiday Gift GuidePets
Ruby, pit bull/Chihuahua mix, currently residing at Morris Animal Refuge | Peanut butter dog treats, by Cloud Star | Catnip bed, by West Paw Design | Stuffed dog toys, by Simply Fido | Pet shampoo, by Earthbath | Dog collars, by Earth Dog | Zogoflex chew toy, by West Paw Design
Ever GreenWhat to do about the tree
by Jim DiGuiseppeDespite its color, the Christmas tree is far from a "green" tradition.
In fact, you could probably light a small village with the energy used
to illuminate the holiday centerpiece you uprooted from Mother Earth.
Holiday Book QuarterlyGifts to read (and recycle) this winter
Our Dumb World: Atlas of the Planet Earth | Plush You! Lovable Misfits to Sew and Stuff | The TV Guide Book of Lists | The Perry Bible Fellowship: The Trial of Colonel Sweeto and Other Stories |
Veganomicon: The Ultimate Vegan Cookbook | Lucy at the Movies | Obsessed with Baseball & Obsessed with Hollywood | The Best American Comics 2007 | Do Not Open: An Encyclopedia of the World's Best-Kept Secrets | Connie Mack and the Early Years of Baseball | You Can Lead a Politician to Water But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics | Punk 365 | Patron Saints: A Feast of Holy Cards | The New Kings of Nonfiction

Editor's Letter:
The CleanupI've just received a piece of mail from Alan Butkovitz, our city controller, that put me in the holiday spirit.
by Duane SwierczynskiI've just received a piece of mail from Alan Butkovitz, our city controller, that put me in the holiday spirit. This past Monday, Butkovitz delivered

Loose Canon:
Civil Steppers"Civility is the answer to the city's problems. And these childrenare a way in."
by Bruce SchimmelAs I watched young Alexus Banks perform the tango, I thought how Ginger Rogers had to do everything that Fred Astaire did — only backward,
Slant:
Light 'Em If You've Got 'EmIn praise of the city street lamp.
by Nathaniel PopkinWhat with Macy's terrific Dickens Village (open now through New Year's Eve), this is the time of year we like to think about Charles Dickens.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
Crimes Against Humanity The story of our veterans being victimized by employeeswhile living in a government hospital is beyond belief [Underworld, "War Crimes," Gabriele Valentine,
Hero WorshipAl Wiesner's superman archetype Shaloman drops some Hanukkah science.
by J.F. PirroIn superhero land, a "shazam" always turned Billy Batson, an otherwise common orphan, into Captain Marvel. In time for this week's arrival of Hanukkah, one "oi-vey" and Al Wiesner's Jewish comic book superhero, Shaloman, is up, up and away.

As Scene On:
Return of the Mechnabotic WermzDamonabnormal on the street
Damonabnormal, aka Damon Landry, is a pro photographer in Philadelphia. He has been documenting the local street art scene for the past year or so.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiBy now you know just how dandy candy can be (Ice Breakers — sweet dissolvable Hershey powder). But liquor was always quicker and no one knew better than Jack Canal.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenAfter 11 months of smooth sailing, the fates conspired to deliver setbacks for Running Numbers' New Year's resolutions. Here's how I'm failing:
Fine Print:
Casualty of 'Bot WarIs Penn student Ryan Goldstein a pawn in an FBI malware sting?
by Rick ValenzuelaIt seems that for all the millions lost through fraud and identity theft
uncovered by "Operation Bot Roast II," Ryan Goldstein's involvement was
borne simply out of revenge.
Mama DramaFighting to have their voice heard, local mothers unite and challenge DHS policies.
by Doron TaussigBarbara Clayton would gladly unburden herself to this room, filled
mostly with women, about her nightmarish journey through the child
welfare system: the unreturned phone calls, the dismissive treatment,
the apparent insistence on the part of the Department of Human Services
(DHS) to put her grandson up for adoption. Instead, she just explains
how she's "been working very hard to get my grandson back."
The Bell CurveWhen news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Boy Scouts ignore city-imposed deadline to lift ban against gay and
atheist members. And they still wear those little handkerchiefs, right?
And all those pieces of flair? Minus 4
Getting WarmerOn the decade anniversary of the Kyoto accord, why are we barely past the starting gate?
by Bill McKibbenI remember so well the final morning hours of the Kyoto conference. The
negotiations had gone on long past their scheduled evening close, and
the convention-center management was frantic a trade show for
children's clothing was about to begin, and every corner of the vast
hall still was littered with the carcasses of the sleeping diplomats
who had gathered in Japan.
Blowing SmokeIn wake of major pot bust, local hospitals say they haven't seen the so-called marijuana "overdoses."
by Jason TomassiniFrom nonsmokers: It's great that police got such a large amount of a
dangerous drug off our streets, big step for the war on drugs. From pot
smokers: Hold on man, overdoses? On weed? Did they eat too many Cheetos or something?

Philly Blunt:
The $150 ShakedownHe may not have known better, but a CDC head's request for a "donation" shows us everything that's wrong with Philly.
by Brian HickeyClarke says he didn't know anything about Brewtown until this week. "My
God," he said, laughing. "I value my job too much to get involved in
something like that."

Political Notebook:
Vincent's FirstFumo prepares for a fight in the First District.
by Mary F. PatelThe Democratic primary in the First Senatorial District is expected to
be quite combative. In one corner sits incumbent state Sen. Vince Fumo, who has served in the district since 1978, when former state Sen. Buddy Cianfrani handpicked him as a successor after being forced into an upstate penal vacation.

Art:
Highwire ActOnce again, a veteran gallery regains its balance this time in Fishtown.
by A.D. AmorosiThings looked bleak for the 20-year-old Highwire Gallery when it got ousted from the Gilbert Building in January, during the Convention Center's rape of Cherry
Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterWorld Café Live | Breakfast at Tiffany's | Nonprofit plush | Local art community
WCL don't change! Other local venues take a lesson! | The precisely timed synchronicity of the guests' movements sets in
motion a hilarious mousetrap-like chain of events that is so
irresistibly charming. | My two pugs quickly laid claim to it, and it now resides in their little bed, perfect for snuggling. | It is so rewarding to be part of the local community while maintaining a global mind-set.

First Friday FocusLori Hill's First Friday Hit List
by Lori HillLocks Gallery TOP: Chefettes by Mary Mazziotti, oil and glitter BOTTOM: Too Long at the Fair by Susanna Raab, c-print (CLICK IMAGE FOR LARGER VERSION)

Book Review:
Permanent Vacation by Sam TrembleEd Hamilton moved in to the Chelsea Hotel 12 years ago to become a writer. The idea was to channel the creative energy of past

Arts Picks:
BiG TeA PaRtY 10th Anniversary PartySat., Dec. 8, 7 p.m., $3 donation, $5 raffle tickets, Molly's Bookstore, 1010 S. Ninth St., 215-551-1945, bigteaparty.com.
by A.D. AmorosiAnarchy and truth dominated BiG TeA PaRtY's giddy spots and everything this trio's
done since: documentaries big and small on Philly skateboarders at Love
Park and the protesters of Philly's Republican National Convention;
tutorials on environmentally friendly lifestyles.
Really Rosie"Really Rosie," through spring 2008, Rosenbach Museum & Library, 2008-2010 Delancey Place, 215-732-1600, rosenbach.org.
by Lori HillOnce upon a time, a young Brooklynite named Maurice Sendak got a kick out of some neighborhood kids putting on shows. One little girl named Rosie particularly made him laugh, so he made some sketches.
Dance Happens HereSat., Dec. 8, 8 p.m., $8-$20; dance classes earlier in the day, 10:30 a.m. for tap and noon for flamenco, reservations required (call 215-726-1106), $5 per class, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Race St., 215-925-9914, paintedbride.org.
by Deni KasrelFollowing tradition need not mean staying stuck in the past, as is clearly the case with Germaine Ingram and Ensemble and Flamenco del Encuentro.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinReflections of a Forgotten Sunset: Binod Shrestha's installations, paintings and charcoal drawings explore empty space and lost memories. | Looking Back: In Boringbot's acrylic paintings, humans occupy only one-tenth of the
canvas. The artist's focal points are natural elements such as
cotton-candy-colored skies, skinny trees and birds in flight. | New Members Exhibition: Bonnie Brenda Scott, Tasha Doremus and Bilwa examine modern technology,
youth and the DIY ethic. Scott's ink drawings fuse the mundane with the
absurd: A giant fern talks on a cell phone and joggers have TVs for
heads.

Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItJosé Limon Dance Company
by Janet AndersonThu., Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 7, 8 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 8, 2 and 8 p.m., $29-$46, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900, pennpresents.org
In The Event That...You're Making All Station Stops
by Shaun BradyShadow World Opening reception Fri., Dec. 7, 6-9:30 p.m., exhibit runs through Jan. 20, Bambi Gallery, 1817 Frankford Ave., 215-423-2668, bambiproject.com.
On The DLAllen M. Hornblum and Edward Anthony
by Dana HenryMon., Dec. 10, 7 p.m., free, Broad Street Ministry, 320 S. Broad St., 267-735-9600, robinsbookstore.com.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 3RD STREET GALLERY ,
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules;please call for exact days, hours and prices. ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES , 19th St. & the Parkway, 215-299-1000. BUTTERFLIES!,
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance FIRST FRIDAY Headlong Dance Theater presents an informal
Readings/Book SigningsALLEN M. HORNBLUM The author reads from his latest nonfiction work, "Sentenced to Science: One Black Man's Story of Imprisonment in America," the story of
Imagination Running WildOne lie shatters several lives in Joe Wright's stirring Atonement.
by Sam AdamsA literary deconstruction cloaked in period filigree, Ian McEwan's Atonement basks in the syntactical elegance of classic British fiction before unstringing it like so much tinsel.
Method to the MadnessAtonement's plot turns on differing points of view, so it's only fitting that the people who made it can't seem to agree on a few key points.
by Sam Adams"We were trying to act like the actors of the 1930s," McAvoy says.
"You don't drop the cues. You speak quickly. The energy doesn't go down
at the end of the line. And unless it's for some reason, you don't
pause."
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
Phantoms of the Junk OperaThe Tiger Lillies are coming to town (and you're gonna get Suicide for Christmas).
by Shaun BradyIt was a scenario Edward Gorey himself could have written: Morbid-minded musician gets letter from reclusive author of a similarly macabre bent, inviting said composer to turn said scribe's unpublished manuscripts into cheerily bleak stage show.
Buffalo RoamActor, director, rocker, handbag maker Vincent Gallo says he's not experimenting.
by A.D. AmorosiGallo, famous for shockingly quiet and sonorous solo recordings, formed meaningful collaborations with Jean-Michel Basquiat in the
crunchy no wave outfit Gray, recorded as a member of the noisy trio
Bohack and played with Lucas Haas as Bunny.
Suite Spot:
United Nations?A recent visit from the Kirov Orchestra gave proof that nationalistic differences still exist.
by Peter BurwasserIn last month's Suitespot, nationalistic style was the topic, triggered by the fascinating new book by Mari Yoshihara about Asian classical musicians. It is easy to imagine that in this increasingly multicultural world,
this should be a moot issue, and in America, it practically is.

One Track Mind:
Adam and Dave's Bloodline"Where You Are"
by John VetteseAdam Garbinski and Dave Petersen struck out on their own last year and
opened the Bielanko brothers' annual holiday show by conjoining their
first names and claiming a bloodline.

SoundadviceGet Out!
Dirty Projectors | The Winks | Margot and the Nuclear So-and-Sos | Kristeenyoung | Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds

Music Picks:
The EnginesTue., Dec. 11, 8 p.m., $12, Philadelphia Art Alliance, 251 S. 18th St., arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyThree-fourths of the Chicago-based improvising quartet the Engines
saxophonist Dave Rempis, trombonist Jeb Bishop and drummer Tim Daisy
are or have been members of the Vandermark 5.
Guarneri Quartet/1807 and FriendsGuarneri Quartet, Tue., Dec. 11, 8 p.m., $22.50, Convention Center, 13th and Race streets, 215-569-8080, pcmsconcerts.org. 1807 and Friends, Mon., Dec. 10, 7:30 p.m., Academy of Vocal Arts, 1920 Spruce St., $17, 215-438-4027, frnd1807@verizon.net.
by Peter BurwasserOne of the world's most illustrious ensembles, the Guarneri Quartet,
will make one of its regular visits here (as performers the members
all teach at Curtis) on Tuesday.
Flower PowerLas Bugambilias fills an important niche in Philly's Mexican scene.
by Elisa LudwigDon't bother to call Las Bugambilias: It's likely no one will answer the phone. Luckily, it's still possible to walk into this new Mexican restaurant
on South Street and get a seat — for the moment, at least.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor Moctezuma Restaurant 1108-10 S. Ninth St.: The Hernandez family's Ninth Street eatery serves up hearty lunches and
dinner choices that range from the familiar (tacos, huaraches, flautas)
to the harder-to-find (their seafood selection is far more expansive than most Mexis). | The Ugly American 1100 Front St.: Head chef David Gilberg, late of Loie Brasserie, says he's excited
about "Americanizing" some classic French fare — take his hearty
cassoulet, made with tons of bacon, Martin's sausages, black-eyed peas
and greens.
Into AfricaWazobia serves a kind of nourishing, richly seasoned fast food for the slow-food eater.
by Elisa LudwigImagine the heartiest meal you've ever had then imagine it brought to your table and devoured within minutes.
Eastern PromisesZen chef Edward Espe Brown knows How to Cook Your Life.
by Drew LazorIn the summer of 1966, the then-21-year-old was hired as a dishwasher at a hot springs resort in Carmel Valley, Calif. When one of the cooks quit, they asked the native
San Franciscan if he wanted the job. "I was young enough not to know
that I couldn't," laughs Brown.

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Felicia D'AmbrosioMill Creek Farm End-of-Season Fundraiser | Christmas in Italy Dinner at Osteria | Santa's Favorite Cookie Workshop | A Beer Bacchanalia in Two Parts | Wine Tasting Wednesday
Top 5:
Places for RisottoTip of the Riceberg
by Gary M. Kramer1 James | 2 Rx | 3 The Plough & the Stars | 4 La Viola | 5 Gayle

Small BitesLittle Vittles
Christopher Brosius' Food Perfume | Pomme de Glace at Twenty21 | Rugelach from Four Worlds Bakery

Agenda Lead:
Brawlin' AngelsDave Bielanko on Marah's past and what's to come
by A.D. AmorosiI didn't care for Marah's first records, and frontman Dave Bielanko didn't care for my not caring and repeated harangues. Time passed, things sobered up, they moved to Brooklyn — and made the epic they always promised to make.

Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItNo Foie Gras Gala
by Aly SemigranIn a city obsessed with the Birds, it's no wonder the battle of foie
gras has taken off. Professionals Against Foie Gras are the latest to
enter the controversial ring.
Just Do ItTraveling Wares
by Monica WeymouthThere are plenty of things to love about the holidays, but the return of Traveling Wares might trump gingerbread. Sat., Dec. 8, 1-6 p.m., free, Sugar Mom's.
Just Do ItPlaid Pony Holiday Open House
by Amy StraussThe founder of online boutique Plaid Pony Vintage travels the East
Coast selecting truckloads of men's and women's retro gear, obsessively
rummaging for flirty-yet-demure pumps that would make both you and
grandma swoon. Sat., Dec. 8, 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Plaid Pony Vintage.
In The Event That...You Give Peace a Chance
by Ptah GabrieIt's not easy to fit all that is West Philly under one roof, but Denice "Vitamin D" Witkowski is trying. World Peace Festival: Sun., Dec. 9, 7 p.m., free, the Rotunda.
What We HeartZombie Escape Plan
by Monica WeymouthChicago-based artist Christine Young's spiral-bound notebooks are
full of graph paper, excerpts from medical textbooks and map fragments
that would at least appear to be useful in an ambush. $12, available at MY MY, 15 Byberry Road, Hatboro.