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ISSUE . December 13th, 2007
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Web Exclusive
Stenton Avenue Reprise
Jazz, at long last, returns to East Mount Airy.
by Michael T. Regan and Rick Valenzuela
Bonus Web Content
citypaper.net exclusive: In this week's City Paper, photographer Michael T. Regan and reporter Rick Valenzuela brought you a photo essay documenting jazz pianist Orrin Evans' neighborhood-transforming weekly jam sessions at East Mount Airy's Reuben's Marc bar. See the sights and hear the sounds in the duo's multi-media slideshow only on citypaper.net.

Stenton Avenue Reprise: The Photo Essay
by Michael T. Regan and Rick Valenzuela



Editor's Letter:
Meet the Replacements
Biologically speaking, I'm as good as dead.
by Duane Swierczynski
We all have a greater purpose than just playing Pass the Dutchie with strands of deoxyribonucleic acid. And there are more important things to pass along to subsequent generations. And far more meaningful ways to do it.

Slant:
Sticker Shock
Don't let hatred take root in your neighborhood.
by Anonymous
I've been a resident of the Rhawnhurst section of Northeast Philadelphia for more than 20 years. The neighborhood has gone from an entirely white community of Catholics and Jews to a more diverse population of Asians, Hispanics and African-Americans. I welcome the change. But someone here doesn't.

Loose Canon:
Being a "Big"
It's simple: Show up, shut up and listen up.
by Bruce Schimmel
For the next hour, it would be Elizabeth'stask to gently probe some of more delicate lobes of my psyche. Todetermine if I, at the age of 55, was ready to take on another LittleBrother.

Feedback:
Letters to the Editor
What You Say
I'm ready to make the pedestrians' life easier. I don't understand why the city cannot make this a priority. | The violation has to do with protecting patient's privacy. If they had gotten permission beforehand, there would have not been any violation. | That is certainly an original view, and one that does not find corroboration in any sources I have read about the massacre.



Naked City :: Road WarriorRoad Warrior
Reflections on a Long Ride, completed.
by David Sylvester
Since my first trip across the U.S. in 2002, I have been on three continents and traversed more than 19,000 miles. While all of these experiences have been in different places and times, I don't think that I would call them "different" — just unique and maybe even remarkably similar.

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
We don't care how rad Magic is: We're not Christmas-y about hearing Springsteen moan through repeated WMMR helpings of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." The Boss wouldn't be so cheery nohow if he caught wind of this rumor.

Running Numbers
A scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen
20 Number of years CP "Local Support" podcaster Jon Solomon has been hosting his 24-hour Holiday Radio Show on WPRB 103.3 FM. As always, the broadcast starts Christmas Eve at 6 p.m. and runs though Christmas day at 6 p.m. Music submissions for airplay and requests should be sent to jon@wprb.com. Queue the Tchaikovsky, Jonny.



News :: The Big BounceThe Big Bounce
Why do some PHA security guards have such a hard time getting paid?
by Doron Taussig
Being a security guard in the Philadelphia Housing Authority's Westpark Towers is not a good job.

The Bell Curve
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Roxborough doctor convicted of smuggling 11 million prescription pills from India and selling them to Americans. Check out the keister on that guy! Reid's kid was an amateur. Even


Going Deep
by Jason Tomassini
The wells draw water from the earth with a consistent temperature of about 55 degrees. In cold months, the water will undergo a heat exchange where the thermal energy will be extracted. In the summer, the heat of the building will be sent to the ground and the cooler temperatures from the earth will circulate throughout the building.

Political Notebook:
The Annual Society Page
It was the usual political overdose at the 109th annual Pennsylvania Society confab.
by Mary F. Patel
Despite the Pennsylvania moniker, the Society, which was founded by a consortium of journalists, politicians, businessmen and wealthy magnates, met in New York City because founding member Andrew Carnegie built the Waldorf.

Web Exclusive
Philly Blunt:
Gone Fishing
Philly Blunt will return next week.



Arts :: Return of the Mouse King
Art:
Return of the Mouse King
PA Ballet gives The Nutcracker a face-lift.
by Janet Anderson
Artistic director Roy Kaiser said the show was "long overdue" for this year's extreme makeover, which added new costumes and sets to spruce up the beloved holiday classic.

Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who Matter
Once | Camberwell Now | Mill Creek Farm | Plan Philly
It's about an Irish street musician and a Czech woman who meet, make music together and fall in love, but it's not all that easy. | Driving, unorthodox rhythms; pulsing, machinelike bass; droning, fractured loops and warm yet dissonant melodies. | I've been making pies from sweet potatoes that are larger than a small dog. | Every citizen should have access to the waterfront.

Re-View:
Rules of Abstraction
Robin Rice on Visual Art
An exhibition by Pheoris West and James Dupree at Dupree Gallery juxtaposes bodies of works that are undeniably compatible and life-affirming.

Theater:
Tomorrow's Childs
With This Is the Week That Is, 1812 has found an annual show that changes nightly.
by Mark Cofta
This year's This Is the Week That Is: More Political Humor for the Holidays features more current events satire (the news, a la The Daily Show and SNL's Weekend Update, is most of Act II) with a quick protest song retrospective (an uneasy mix of satire and homage).

Theater Review:
The Good Nut
Curio Theatre's current production of The Nutcracker features considerably less saccharine, and much more mystery, than Balanchine's ballet.
by Mark Cofta
West Philly's little-theater-that-could celebrates its final show in the Calvary Center's small, round chapel (February's The Odyssey christens the larger sanctuary space) with considerable onstage magic.

The Lost Menagerie
EgoPo's production of Williams' messy Vieux Carré is an easy recommendation for the playwright's hardcore fans.
by David Anthony Fox
On my personal theatrical honor roll, I reserve a special place for directors who rescue the plays of Tennessee Williams. Not Streetcar or Glass Menagerie, those masterpieces don't want for a champion. But the messy, fragmentary late works require a leap of faith. Are they worth it? I think so.

Red Hot
The Prince Music Theater's Ain't Misbehavin', a revue of some of Fats Waller's best material, is chock-full of singing, dancing and rip-roaring energy.
by David Anthony Fox
Much of the time, that's a good thing — though, especially in the first act, I had moments where the cast's unrelenting high spirits and overdrive paradoxically tuckered me out.

Arts Picks:
Philadelphia Masters
Philadelphia Masters: George Krause, William Larson, Ray K. Metzker, Ruth Thorne-Thomsen, through March 8, Gallery 339, 339 S. 21st St., 215-731-1530, gallery339.com.
by Dominic Mercier
George Krause, William Larson, Ray Metzker and Ruth Thorne-Thomsen have paved the way for other Philadelphia photographers by doing little things like founding the Tyler School of Art's photography program; teaching at the erstwhile Philadelphia College of Art; and being awarded a slew of grants.

Sharon Harper
"Moon Studies and Star Scratches," through Feb. 16, Print Center, 1614 Latimer St., 215-735-6090, printcenter.org.
by Lori Hill
Looking at the photography of Sharon Harper, your suspicions that Mother Nature is no amateur artist are forever confirmed.

Philadanco
Thu., Dec. 13, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 14, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 15, 2:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 16, 2:30 p.m. $31-$46, Perelman Theater, Broad and Spruce streets, 215-893-1999, kimmelcenter.org, philadanco.org.
by Deni Kasrel
dance (CLICK IMAGE FOR LARGER VERSION) When commissioning Xmas Philes back in 2000, Joan Myers Brown hoped that her company, Philadanco, was creating something that would last. The gambit paid off big-time.



Arts Agenda :: Last ChanceLast Chance
Catch it or Regret It
by Holly Otterbein
Best of Show: The 16 winners of the Photo Review Competition create a photo documentary of American life. | Passage: The Irish artist covered the warehouse floor with white sand, constructed three wooden boats and then dangled them from the ceiling with string. | Thin Skinned Thick: Amie Potsic views pockmarks, burned skin and surgical incisions as beautiful rites of passage.

Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do It
Lewis and Clark Revisited: A Trail in Modern Day
by Ptah Gabrie
In an effort to document the ever-changing American West, photographer Greg MacGregor spent six years, starting in 1993, retracing the famed explorers' footsteps and taking pictures along the way. Bonus Audio Content

In The Event That...
You've Been Monkeying Around With Your Socks
by John Vettese
Mike Geno is fascinated by the polarizing talent of the humble sock monkey: He finds them funny; others find them fearsome; and middle ground is scant.

Just Do It
David Dye: The Best of the World Cafe
by M.J. Fine
Thu., Dec. 13, 7 p.m., free, Penn Bookstore, 3601 Walnut St., upenn.edu/bookstore.

Galleries
Galleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 3RD STREET GALLERY ,

Museums/Exhibits
Museums and exhibits have varying schedules please call for exact days, hours and prices. ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES , 19th St. & the Parkway, 215-299-1000.

Performing Arts
Please call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance CAROLS IN COLOR This holiday dance musical retells

Readings/Book Signings
CURRENT PHILLY AUTHORS Philadelphia Ink is celebrating local writers who have published in 2007. Each attendingwil read from and discuss their new work. Sun, Dec.



Movies :: Crash LandingCrash Landing
Contrived and conventional, The Kite Runner fails to fly.
by Cindy Fuchs
The film alternates between cryptic, sympathetic versions of Hassan's experience and Amir's complicated, overwrought view of it.

Rite of Passage
Jason Reitman's Juno delivers the goods.
by Shaun Brady
That out-of-focus Patti Smith LP lurking in the background as the title character engages in some aggressive slang on a hamburger-shaped telephone doesn't bode well; all signs point to a name-dropping exercise in hipper-than-thou irony.

Fertile Minds
by Sam Adams
I mention a movie to which Juno has been constantly compared, and Cody winces, as if pained by the reference. "I'm sorry — I love Napoleon Dynamite," she says. "I just had a shooting pain in my tit."

Get Ready, Get Set
Digging through this year's DVD collections.
by Sam Adams
Think of a DVD boxed set as the gift that keeps on giving.

Repertory Film
Your weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.



Music :: Try a Little TendernessTry a Little Tenderness
Tony Malaby and Angelica Sanchez marry beauty and brawn in their intense improv sets.
by Shaun Brady
The cliché is true in music as well as romance: Opposites attract. Just look at husband-and-wife team Tony Malaby and Angelica Sanchez.

In the Wings
Franzschubert beat the Brat, eat the chicken and raise the lamb.
by A.D. Amorosi
"Ever since we did an oil-wrestling event with them at Khyber, working with Brat's been awesome," says Ian Jarvis.

Aid or Invade:
Saudi Arabia
Rodney Anonymous vs. the World
by Rodney Anonymous
Aid or Invade would like to take a moment to congratulate the Saudi Arabian legal system (the Greatest Legal System Ever) for its recent "get tough" policy on rape. Well, not rape, exactly, more like rape victims.

Soundadvice
Get Out!
Bilal | Mike and Ruthy | Christmas Toy Drive | The Nields | Caveman | Greyhounds

Music Picks:
Huntsville/Frode Gjerstad Trio
Fri., Dec. 14, 8 p.m., $25 ($68 for three-concert series), International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619, arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun Brady
The kickoff for the three-concert Ars Nova/I-House series "Out There: Radical Musical Cultures," this double bill features a pair of Norwegian trios.

The Philadelphia Orchestra
Dec. 13, 15, 8 p.m.; Dec. 14, 2 p.m., $10-$88, Verizon Hall, Broad and Spruce streets, 215-893-1999, philorch.org.
by Peter Burwasser
Antonio Pappano makes two debuts of a sort, this week with the Philadelphia Orchestra. It will be his first time conducting them, and this event also marks his entry into the new music director sweepstakes.

Mobius Band
Sat., Dec. 15, 9 p.m., $10, with Middle Distance Runner and Epochs, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 866-468-7619, northstarbar.com.
by John Vettese
They're louder than American Analog Set and not quite as hyper as Grandaddy, but Brooklyn trio Mobius Band nonetheless share a blissed-out aesthetic with their space-groove brethren.



Food :: Supper ClassSupper Class
South Street's "urban farmhouse" is almost as delicious as it is ambitious.
by Trey Popp
With due exception for the Last one, Supper is a label that doesn't usually suggest gastronomic wonders and daring culinary feats. Supper is warm. It's It's familial. It's homespun. Even the star-studded affair in biblical Jerusalem was pretty humble.

Feeding Frenzy
Restaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor
Auspicious Chinese Restaurant 11 Cricket Ave., Ardmore, 610-642-1858 | La Perla Tapatia 619 South St. 215-238-0933 | Maoz Vegetarian 1115 Walnut St.

Along Those Lines
Green Line Café celebrates five years with a CD and a music festival to benefit the fair-trade co-op that supplies it.
by A.D. Amorosi
Many musicians who've played GLC in the past have become part of its extended family. Members of Circles were the first people to ever perform there; now, vocalist/guitarist Nick Millevoi is an employee. Bands like Soltero and Red Heart the Ticker include former baristas.

Top 5:
Food Book Presents
Guaranteed Rachael Ray-Free
by Carolyn Wyman
1 Morimoto | 2 1080 Recipes | 3 I Like Food, Food Tastes Good | 4 Gastroanomalies | 5 My Last Supper

What's Cooking:
The Week In Eats
Get Out!
by Felicia D'Ambrosio
Jazz Brunch at World Café Live | Green Meadow Farm Wine Dinner at Bar Ferdinand | Holiday Food and Wine Pairing Class | IPA Women's Beer Club Holiday Throwdown | Elkins Park Food Co-op Meeting



Agenda :: Head Hunter
Agenda Lead:
Head Hunter
Ian rocks.
by A.D. Amorosi
Ian Hunter is more than Mott the Hoople and more than the man behind "Cleveland Rocks." And while he's grateful for Bowie's support, he's much more than one of the "Young Dudes."

Agenda Picks:
Just Do It
A Home for the Holidays
by Monica Weymouth
West Philly wouldn't be West Philly without squatters. The neighborhood's stray and feral felines aren't living on the streets to make a fashion statement or ruin their parents' run for Senate.

Just Do It
Billy the Kid
by Sam Adams
Thu., Dec. 13, 7:30 p.m., $10, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3000, pennpresents.org

In The Event That...
There's Nothing Funny About Your In-Laws
by Amy Strauss
Laughter Yoga: at., Dec. 15, 5-5:30 p.m., free, Wake Up Yoga, 4916 Baltimore Ave., 215-235-1228, wakeupyoga.com

In The Event That...
You Didn't Realize It Was Mid-December
by Monica Weymouth
Handmade Holiday Shopping Party: Fri., Dec. 14, 6-10 p.m., VIX Emporium, 5009 Baltimore Ave., 215-471-7700, vixemporium.com

Just Do It
Punk Rock Flea Market — Christmas Edition
by Rachel Frankford
Sun., Dec. 22, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., $3, Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. Ninth St., 267-765-5210, r5productions.com

What We Heart
Plaster Heart Art
by Monica Weymouth
$40, available at Traveling Wares shows (travelingwares.com) and at kjbuck.etsy.com


 
 
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