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Stenton Avenue RepriseJazz, at long last, returns to East Mount Airy.
by Michael T. Regan and Rick Valenzuelacitypaper.net exclusive: In this week's City Paper,
photographer Michael T. Regan and reporter Rick Valenzuela brought you
a photo essay documenting jazz pianist Orrin Evans'
neighborhood-transforming weekly jam sessions at East Mount Airy's
Reuben's Marc bar. See the sights and hear the sounds in the duo's
multi-media slideshow only on citypaper.net.
Stenton Avenue Reprise: The Photo Essay by Michael T. Regan and Rick Valenzuela

Editor's Letter:
Meet the ReplacementsBiologically speaking, I'm as good as dead.
by Duane SwierczynskiWe all have a greater purpose than just playing Pass the Dutchie with strands of deoxyribonucleic acid. And there are more important things to pass along to subsequent generations. And far more meaningful ways to do it.
Slant:
Sticker ShockDon't let hatred take root in your neighborhood.
by AnonymousI've been a resident of the Rhawnhurst section of Northeast
Philadelphia for more than 20 years. The neighborhood has
gone from an entirely white community of Catholics and Jews to a more
diverse population of Asians, Hispanics and African-Americans. I
welcome the change. But someone here
doesn't.

Loose Canon:
Being a "Big"It's simple: Show up, shut up and listen up.
by Bruce SchimmelFor the next hour, it would be Elizabeth'stask to gently probe some of more delicate lobes of my psyche. Todetermine if I, at the age of 55, was ready to take on another LittleBrother.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
I'm ready to make the pedestrians' life easier. I don't understand why the city cannot make this a priority. | The violation has to do with protecting patient's privacy. If they had
gotten permission beforehand, there would have not been any violation. | That is certainly an original view, and one that does not find corroboration in any sources I have read about the massacre.
Road WarriorReflections on a Long Ride, completed.
by David SylvesterSince my first trip across the U.S. in 2002, I have been on three
continents and traversed more than 19,000 miles. While all of these
experiences have been in different places and times, I don't think that
I would call them "different" — just unique and maybe even remarkably
similar.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWe don't care how rad Magic is: We're not Christmas-y about hearing Springsteen moan through repeated WMMR helpings of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." The Boss wouldn't be so cheery nohow if he caught wind of this rumor.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen20 Number of years CP "Local Support"
podcaster Jon Solomon has been hosting his 24-hour Holiday Radio Show
on WPRB 103.3 FM. As always, the broadcast starts Christmas Eve at 6
p.m. and runs though Christmas day at 6 p.m. Music submissions for
airplay and requests should be sent to jon@wprb.com. Queue the Tchaikovsky, Jonny.
The Big BounceWhy do some PHA security guards have such a hard time getting paid?
by Doron TaussigBeing a security guard in the Philadelphia Housing Authority's Westpark Towers is not a good job.
The Bell CurveWhen news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Roxborough doctor convicted of smuggling 11 million prescription
pills from India and selling them to Americans. Check out the keister
on that guy! Reid's kid was an amateur. Even
Going Deep by Jason TomassiniThe wells draw water from the earth with a consistent temperature of
about 55 degrees. In cold months, the water will undergo a heat
exchange where the thermal energy will be extracted. In the summer, the
heat of the building will be sent to the ground and the cooler
temperatures from the earth will circulate throughout the building.

Political Notebook:
The Annual Society PageIt was the usual political overdose at the 109th annual Pennsylvania Society confab.
by Mary F. PatelDespite the Pennsylvania moniker, the Society, which was founded by a
consortium of journalists, politicians, businessmen and wealthy
magnates, met in New York City because founding member Andrew Carnegie built the Waldorf.

Philly Blunt:

Art:
Return of the Mouse KingPA Ballet gives The Nutcracker a face-lift.
by Janet AndersonArtistic director Roy Kaiser said the show was "long overdue" for this
year's extreme makeover, which added new costumes and sets to spruce up
the beloved holiday classic.
Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterOnce | Camberwell Now | Mill Creek Farm | Plan Philly
It's about an Irish street musician and a Czech woman who meet, make music together and fall in love, but it's not all that easy. | Driving, unorthodox rhythms; pulsing, machinelike bass; droning, fractured loops and warm yet dissonant melodies. | I've been making pies from sweet potatoes that are larger than a small dog. | Every citizen should have access to the waterfront.
Re-View:
Rules of AbstractionRobin Rice on Visual Art
An exhibition by Pheoris West and James Dupree at Dupree Gallery
juxtaposes bodies of works that are undeniably compatible and
life-affirming.
Theater:
Tomorrow's ChildsWith This Is the Week That Is, 1812 has found an annual show that changes nightly.
by Mark CoftaThis year's This Is the Week That Is: More Political Humor for the Holidays features more current events satire (the news, a la The Daily Show and SNL's Weekend Update, is most of Act II) with a quick protest song retrospective (an uneasy mix of satire and homage).
Theater Review:
The Good NutCurio Theatre's current production of The Nutcracker features considerably less saccharine, and much more mystery, than Balanchine's ballet.
by Mark CoftaWest Philly's little-theater-that-could celebrates its final show in the Calvary Center's small, round chapel (February's The Odyssey christens the larger sanctuary space) with considerable onstage magic.
The Lost MenagerieEgoPo's production of Williams' messy Vieux Carré is an easy recommendation for the playwright's hardcore fans.
by David Anthony FoxOn my personal theatrical honor roll, I reserve a special place for directors who rescue the plays of Tennessee Williams. Not Streetcar or Glass Menagerie, those masterpieces don't want for a champion. But the messy,
fragmentary late works require a leap of faith. Are they worth it? I
think so.
Red HotThe Prince Music Theater's Ain't Misbehavin', a revue of some of Fats Waller's best material, is chock-full of singing, dancing and rip-roaring energy.
by David Anthony FoxMuch of the time, that's a good thing though, especially in the first
act, I had moments where the cast's unrelenting high spirits and
overdrive paradoxically tuckered me out.

Arts Picks:
Philadelphia MastersPhiladelphia Masters: George Krause, William Larson, Ray K. Metzker, Ruth Thorne-Thomsen, through March 8, Gallery 339, 339 S. 21st St., 215-731-1530, gallery339.com.
by Dominic MercierGeorge Krause, William Larson, Ray Metzker and Ruth Thorne-Thomsen have
paved the way for other Philadelphia photographers by doing little
things like founding the Tyler School of Art's photography program;
teaching at the erstwhile Philadelphia College of Art; and being
awarded a slew of grants.
Sharon Harper"Moon Studies and Star Scratches," through Feb. 16, Print Center, 1614 Latimer St., 215-735-6090, printcenter.org.
by Lori HillLooking at the photography of Sharon Harper, your suspicions that Mother Nature is no amateur artist are forever confirmed.
PhiladancoThu., Dec. 13, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 14, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 15, 2:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 16, 2:30 p.m. $31-$46, Perelman Theater, Broad and Spruce streets, 215-893-1999, kimmelcenter.org, philadanco.org.
by Deni Kasreldance (CLICK IMAGE FOR LARGER VERSION) When commissioning Xmas Philes back in 2000, Joan Myers Brown hoped that her company, Philadanco, was creating something that would last. The gambit paid off big-time.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinBest of Show: The 16 winners of the Photo Review Competition create a photo documentary of American life. | Passage: The Irish artist covered the warehouse floor with white sand, constructed
three wooden boats and then dangled them from the ceiling with string. | Thin Skinned Thick: Amie Potsic views pockmarks, burned skin and surgical incisions as beautiful rites of passage.

Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItLewis and Clark Revisited: A Trail in Modern Day
by Ptah GabrieIn an effort to document the ever-changing American West, photographer
Greg MacGregor spent six years, starting in 1993, retracing the famed
explorers' footsteps and taking pictures along the way. Bonus Audio Content
In The Event That...You've Been Monkeying Around With Your Socks
by John VetteseMike Geno is fascinated by the polarizing talent of the humble sock monkey: He finds them funny; others find them fearsome; and middle ground is scant.
Just Do ItDavid Dye: The Best of the World Cafe
by M.J. FineThu., Dec. 13, 7 p.m., free, Penn Bookstore, 3601 Walnut St., upenn.edu/bookstore.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 3RD STREET GALLERY ,
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules please call for exact days, hours and prices. ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES , 19th St. & the Parkway, 215-299-1000.
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance CAROLS IN COLOR This holiday dance musical retells
Readings/Book SigningsCURRENT PHILLY AUTHORS Philadelphia Ink is celebrating local writers who have published in 2007. Each attendingwil read from and discuss their new work. Sun, Dec.
Crash LandingContrived and conventional, The Kite Runner fails to fly.
by Cindy FuchsThe film alternates between cryptic, sympathetic versions of Hassan's experience and Amir's complicated, overwrought view of it.
Rite of PassageJason Reitman's Juno delivers the goods.
by Shaun BradyThat out-of-focus Patti Smith LP lurking in the background as the title character engages in some aggressive slang on a hamburger-shaped telephone doesn't bode well; all signs point to a name-dropping exercise in hipper-than-thou irony.
Fertile Minds by Sam AdamsI mention a movie to which Juno has been constantly compared, and Cody
winces, as if pained by the reference. "I'm sorry I love Napoleon Dynamite," she says. "I just had a shooting pain in my tit."
Get Ready, Get SetDigging through this year's DVD collections.
by Sam AdamsThink of a DVD boxed set as the gift that keeps on giving.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
Try a Little TendernessTony Malaby and Angelica Sanchez marry beauty and brawn in their intense improv sets.
by Shaun BradyThe cliché is true in music as well as romance: Opposites attract. Just look at husband-and-wife team Tony Malaby and Angelica Sanchez.
In the WingsFranzschubert beat the Brat, eat the chicken and raise the lamb.
by A.D. Amorosi"Ever since we did an oil-wrestling event with them at Khyber, working with Brat's been awesome," says Ian Jarvis.

Aid or Invade:
Saudi ArabiaRodney Anonymous vs. the World
by Rodney AnonymousAid or Invade would like to take a moment to congratulate the Saudi
Arabian legal system (the Greatest Legal System Ever) for its recent
"get tough" policy on rape. Well, not rape, exactly, more like rape
victims.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Bilal | Mike and Ruthy | Christmas Toy Drive | The Nields | Caveman | Greyhounds

Music Picks:
Huntsville/Frode Gjerstad TrioFri., Dec. 14, 8 p.m., $25 ($68 for three-concert series), International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619, arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyThe kickoff for the three-concert Ars Nova/I-House series "Out There:
Radical Musical Cultures," this double bill features a pair of
Norwegian trios.
The Philadelphia OrchestraDec. 13, 15, 8 p.m.; Dec. 14, 2 p.m., $10-$88, Verizon Hall, Broad and Spruce streets, 215-893-1999, philorch.org.
by Peter BurwasserAntonio Pappano makes two debuts of a sort, this week with
the Philadelphia Orchestra. It will be his first time conducting them,
and this event also marks his entry into the new music director
sweepstakes.
Mobius BandSat., Dec. 15, 9 p.m., $10, with Middle Distance Runner and Epochs, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 866-468-7619, northstarbar.com.
by John VetteseThey're louder than American Analog Set and not quite as hyper as
Grandaddy, but Brooklyn trio Mobius Band nonetheless share a
blissed-out aesthetic with their space-groove brethren.
Supper ClassSouth Street's "urban farmhouse" is almost as delicious as it is ambitious.
by Trey PoppWith due exception for the Last one, Supper is a label that doesn't usually suggest gastronomic wonders and daring culinary feats. Supper is warm. It's It's familial. It's homespun. Even the star-studded affair in biblical Jerusalem was pretty humble.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor Auspicious Chinese Restaurant 11 Cricket Ave., Ardmore, 610-642-1858 | La Perla Tapatia 619 South St. 215-238-0933 | Maoz Vegetarian 1115 Walnut St.
Along Those LinesGreen Line Café celebrates five years with a CD and a music festival to benefit the fair-trade co-op that supplies it.
by A.D. AmorosiMany musicians who've played GLC in the past have become part of its
extended family. Members of Circles were the first people to ever
perform there; now, vocalist/guitarist Nick Millevoi is an employee.
Bands like Soltero and Red Heart the Ticker include former baristas.
Top 5:
Food Book PresentsGuaranteed Rachael Ray-Free
by Carolyn Wyman1
Morimoto | 2
1080 Recipes | 3
I Like Food, Food Tastes Good | 4
Gastroanomalies | 5
My Last Supper

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Felicia D'AmbrosioJazz Brunch at World Café Live | Green Meadow Farm Wine Dinner at Bar Ferdinand | Holiday Food and Wine Pairing Class | IPA Women's Beer Club Holiday Throwdown | Elkins Park Food Co-op Meeting

Agenda Lead:
Head HunterIan rocks.
by A.D. AmorosiIan Hunter is more than Mott the Hoople and more than the man behind "Cleveland Rocks." And while he's grateful for Bowie's support, he's much more than one of the "Young Dudes."

Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItA Home for the Holidays
by Monica WeymouthWest Philly wouldn't be West Philly without squatters. The neighborhood's stray and feral felines aren't living on the
streets to make a fashion statement or ruin their parents' run for
Senate.
Just Do ItBilly the Kid
by Sam AdamsThu., Dec. 13, 7:30 p.m., $10, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3000, pennpresents.org
In The Event That...There's Nothing Funny About Your In-Laws
by Amy StraussLaughter Yoga: at., Dec. 15, 5-5:30 p.m., free, Wake Up Yoga, 4916 Baltimore Ave., 215-235-1228, wakeupyoga.com
In The Event That...You Didn't Realize It Was Mid-December
by Monica WeymouthHandmade Holiday Shopping Party: Fri., Dec. 14, 6-10 p.m., VIX Emporium, 5009 Baltimore Ave., 215-471-7700, vixemporium.com
Just Do ItPunk Rock Flea Market Christmas Edition
by Rachel FrankfordSun., Dec. 22, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., $3, Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. Ninth St., 267-765-5210, r5productions.com
What We HeartPlaster Heart Art
by Monica Weymouth$40, available at Traveling Wares shows (travelingwares.com) and at kjbuck.etsy.com