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December 20th, 2007 other issues :
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid!Mapping the trajectory of blame for Philly's gun epidemic.
by Tom NamakoFreeman Lamback's cousin, Tyree, was fooling around with someone else's girl, and that someone else and his friends were not happy about it. Tyree was jumped earlier in the day, and now those same people were starting trouble with him again at an Olney playground. Freeman, his uncle said, needed to get there. He hung up the cell and dressed, but his wife, Indea — with her infant daughter in her arms — asked Freeman not to go. "I knew that wasn't an option," she'd later say.
Slant:
Belief SystemChurch here, state there. Is there a problem?
by Steven ConnThat club of politically conservative believers, which Mr. Romney
desperately wants to join, tells a story of moral decline: America was
once great and righteous and true, and now we have slid into depravity
and turpitude.
Florida: The RemixThe bad memories roll as the Democrats face another catastrophe.
by David FarisThe Democratic party disenfranchised its Floridian
primary voters and jeopardized its 2008 chances, all to protect an
undemocratic primary system that puts the narrow interests of small
states ahead of the good of the country and the rights of voters.

Loose Canon:
Buy a House, Get a CarNow that Onion Flats is everyone's favorite iconoclast, the city's ignorance of things green actually encourages their innovation.
by Bruce SchimmelSpend just over half a million for a posh, ultragreen home in Fishtown, and builder Patrick McDonald will toss in an all-electric Chinese car.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
There's no reason to fear that common malaise that often befalls the
"discovery" of such "cool" venues; Reubens will be better than ever. | What is new is that our wells will be 1.5 times as deep as the Comcast Tower is tall. |

Running NumbersRun for the Treasure
by Nick NorlenRunning Numbers has anticipated the disappointment you'll feel tomorrow when you see National Treasure: Book of Secrets and realize its creators swayed from the original.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiA.D. was ready to send y'all off with a list of Philly-fings for last-minute shopping stomps. But nothing offers Icepack holiday kisses, wishes 'n' fishes

As Scene On:
Start Snitchin!!!damonabnormal on the street
Artist: Unknown (CLICK IMAGE FOR LARGER VERSION) Location: Girard Avenue next to the M Room Part one of a two-photo series called "Start/Stop." Damonabnormal, aka
Road WorriersBusinesses think a Penn-DOT project will hurt them.
by Doron TaussigThrough the diner's front windows, the cause of Weinstein's
consternation sat in clear view: a small battalion of yellow trucks and
orange barrels, which gave the impression that the road, and the
diner's entrance, were closed for construction.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
Michael Nutter, who recently endorsed Hillary Clinton for president, showed support for Barack Obama during mayoral primary. "You call that a controversy?" asks Milton Street, just before unicycling down Market with a hot dog gun. Even

Underworld:
Family DinnerFood, with a sprinkling of crime history, marks the mob holiday season.
by Brendan McGarvey and Gabriele J. Valentine'Tis the season when mobsters celebrate the holidays by eating and
drinking a bit too much with their crime-family brethren. And make no
mistake: Mafiosi know how to eat.

Philly Blunt:
A Non-Brother's GrudgeWhy Street won't be remembered fondly in some quarters.
by Brian Hickey"The brothers and sisters are running the city. The brothers and
sisters are running this city. Running it! Don't let nobody fool you.
We are in charge of the City of Brotherly Love. We are in charge!"
I haven't been able to get it out of my head, and with each passing
moment, the anger has built. If we Irish are good at anything, it's
holding a grudge.

Political Notebook:
Chasing BabsLarry Farnese looks to take down the hard-to-beat Babette Josephs.
by Mary F. PatelJosephs is hard to beat: She has a strong hold in Center City, particularly in the 8th Ward where both she and Farnese live.

Theater:
Ode to the Type CasteAge of Arousal seems melodramatic and overblown on the page, but in Blanka Zizka's bold production, it's sincere and enlightening.
by Mark CoftaThe politically charged plot including the fate of three impoverished
spinster sisters, raised as useless "half ladies-half shopgirls," now
unlearning a lifetime of repression gives
way to juicier romantic fare when rakish Everard
stirs Rhoda's heterosexual desires.

Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterThe Dirty Projectors | Marianne Dages | Metroid soundtrack | Time Cube theory
Norfair, Brinstar and Kraid's Lair may sound like STDs, but are in fact areas to explore in the game Metroid for NES. | I am obsessed with finding ways to integrate the genius of '70s Afropop into new music. | I was fortunate enough to know artist Marianne Dages while she taught
at UArts, where I work, and now I'm lucky enough to own one of her
handcrafted blank books. | Recently, the boys over at Ugh God have been pondering Earth's four-corner or four-day Time Cube rotation.

Theater:
Stop the World by David Anthony FoxThis show (allegedly based on the Stroman-and-company original, now with
the title curiously reworked), is misguided in every conceivable
respect, sometimes offensively so.
The Last HurrahThe bleak setting of Holiday Show at the Swing Club works in its favor.
by Mark CoftaThe context adds a bittersweet tone to the 16 songs and two medleys packed into Holiday Show's
dynamic 90 minutes by director Matthew Decker. "Life's in a spin," as
Jimmy sings in "Duke's Place," and the lively arrangements of musical
director/pianist Samuel Heifetz and his talented band give war-weary
1943 a jumpin' send-off.

Book Review:
The Swing Voter of Staten IslandBy Arthur Nersesian, Akashic Urban Surreal, 280 pp., $22.95
by Justin BauerThe future's hardly what it used to be. Even William Gibson, as
responsible as anyone for the trope of a grimy but tech-enhanced
future, points out that 20 years ago, his version was hopeful simply by
being post-apocalyptic humanity could survive arms races and nuclear winter.
DarkmansBy Nicola Barker, Harper Perennial, 848 pp., $16.95
by Justin BauerNicola Barker must be at least a little nonplussed with the reception her latest novel, Darkmans, has received in its native England.
Rome and Jerusalem: The Clash of Ancient CivilizationsBy Martin Goodman, Knopf, 624 pp., $35
by Rodney AnonymousWhile Martin Goodman isn't quite as skilled a storyteller as he is a historian, Rome and Jerusalem still manages to provide valuable insight into the origins of both Christianity and anti-Semitism.
Bamboo: Essays and CriticismBy William Boyd, Bloomsbury, 528 pp., $22.95
by Gary M. KramerUntil now, William Boyd, who created the great Nat Tate hoax and penned Any Human Heart, the fictional journals of Logan Mountstuart, has eschewed writing his own autobiography.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinSenso to Heiwa: Sam Flores' exhibit, which translates to "War and Peace,"
critiques current events by portraying the victims of war as women with
their hands in prayer, heads bowed to the ground and frowns prominent. | Vast Beautiful System (barely holding together): Constant stress, change and tweaking must occur for a high-functioning system to remain in equilibrium. | Small Works: In this group show, more than 30 artists depict big ideas on small canvases.

Arts Agenda Picks:
On The DLBeing Jewish at Christmas: Tue., Dec. 25, noon-4 p.m., $5, free for kids under 3, National Museum of American Jewish History, 55 N. Fifth St.
by Tami FertigAs other kids wake up early to open presents they ordered from Santa,
you huddle into a car for a trip to the movies. "You don't celebrate
Christmas," your mother will remind you, but that doesn't mean it
doesn't hurt.
Just Do ItStomp: Wed.-Thu., Dec. 26-27, 2 and 8 p.m., through Jan. 2, $25-$44.50, Merriam Theater, 250 S. Broad St.
by Deni KasrelThe eight-member cast runs though a panoply of percussive activities
that include playing trash can lids like cymbals, thomping on oil
barrels and tapping and slapping an array of pots and pans.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 3RD STREET GALLERY ,
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules;please call for exact days, hours and prices. ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES , 19th St. & the Parkway, 215-299-1000. AMAZON
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance FLAMENCO DEL ENCUENTRO This traditional flamenco cuadro is
Readings/Book SigningsAMERICAN CHRISTMAS READINGS This theatrical evening of Christmas readings includes performances of "A Christmas Memory," "A Cup of Christmas Tea," "A Visit from St. Nicholas"
Stroke of GeniusJulian Schnabel's The Diving Bell and the Butterfly is out of sight.
by Sam AdamsThe Diving Bell and the Butterfly begins with cinema's elemental act: the opening of an eye. Jean-Dominique Bauby has suffered a stroke, and comes to in a seaside hospital to discover that his entire body has been paralyzed save for his left eye.
In the Blink of an EyeInterview: Talking with Julian Schnabel.
by Sam AdamsThe first time we meet, he's trying to illustrate a point about the extraordinary opening of his third film, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, an uninterrupted 15-minute sequence shot from the point of view of a paralyzed but fully conscious man.
Cruel to Be KinTamara Jenkins mines a family reunion for great humor in The Savages.
by Shaun BradyThe siblings at the heart of Tamara Jenkins' long-awaited second feature may be winkingly named after the protagonists of Peter Pan, but their problem isn't that they never grew up they just refuse to own up to the fact that they have.
Children of a Lesser DadInterview: Talking with Tamara Jenkins.
by Sam Adams"They're rarefied and incredibly bright and astute, but that doesn't
matter, because it does not prepare them for the emotional demands of
life," says Philly-born writer-director Jenkins.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
Top 10 JazzShaun Brady picks the year's best jazz albums.
by Shaun Brady1. Maria Schneider Orchestra Sky Blue (artistShare) Schneider has somehow discovered a way to make a cumbersome big band daub in watercolors. Her Orchestra's sixth CD is an impressionistic landscape full of bird calls and entrancing lyricism.
Top 10 RootsMary Armstrong picks the year's best roots albums.
by Mary Armstrong1. Various artists Bullet Records Rhythm & Blues (Bullet) From the late '40s and early '50s, Nashville's Bullet put out some
intensely energetic R&B by Wynonie Harris, Max Bailey, Doc Wiley
and more. Don't think you know the roots of rock 'n' roll till you've
assimilated these tunes, all joyful, with plenty of sax and boogie
piano.
Top 10 ClassicalPeter Burwasser picks the year's best classical albums.
by Peter Burwasser1. Berlin Staatskapelle Orchestra: Daniel Barenboim, conductor MAHLER: Symphony No. 9 (Warner). Barenboim has been dogged by accusations of superficiality as an
interpreter. I cannot imagine anyone pinning that label on this
glorious, blazing performance. Barenboim and this superb orchestra
completely get this score, in full sync with the deep, even frightening
passion of Mahler.
Top 10 DanceGair Marking picks the year's best dance/electronic albums.
by Gair "Dev79" Marking1. Radioclit Hard Working Class Vol. 1 (Self-Released Mix Tape) This U.K.-based production duo has really staked its ground as top boys
in the club game. This is a compilation of some of their singles,
remixes and unreleased tracks. Innovative and yet totally accessible.

Hang The DJ:
Reconstruction of the FablesJ. Edward Keyes on Shuffle
by J. Edward KeyesWu-Tang Clan
8 Diagrams
(SRC/Loud/Universal)
"You ain't got a chance/ If you ain't got a dance" goes the smart-ass
hook to "DC Gorillaz" by the rapper Wale. It would be easier to laugh
if it weren't so true.
This Week in Jon Solomon NewsAdvertisemenditorial
by Patrick RapaI get so many letters, handwritten letters, asking me for updates and information on Jon Solomon, noted WPRB DJ and host of City Paper's biweekly Local Support music podcast. I thought it might be fun to answer some of these letters here.

Music Picks:
Sarah Borges and the Broken SinglesSat., Dec. 22, 8 p.m., $13-$15, with the Bittersweets, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., worldcafelive.com.
by Mary ArmstrongThe Boston Music Awards just honored Sarah Borges with the Best Local Female Vocalist title, but this is not just another pretty voice.
Ivo Perelman/Dominic DuvalThu., Dec. 20, 8 p.m., free, with Raoul Bjorkenheim/Toshi Makihara, The Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St., arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyFor all the car-chase explosion films that come tumbling out of
Hollywood, how many have been forgotten while people can still
name-drop My Dinner With Andre, Louis Malle's 1981 film of two guys having dinner? Jazz can work the same way.
Hog WildTried-and-true bistro tropes flourish at Queen Village's Cochon.
by Trey PoppThe recipes, too, might go back 100 years, but then that's the whole
point of bistro fare. Even if your grandfather supped on the same
dishes as a boy, things like steak frites and mussels in broth never
get old. The trick is keeping them from getting stale. Cochon
chef/co-owner Gene Giuffi pulls that off gracefully.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor The Irish Times 629 S. Second St., 215-923-1103, | Kaizan: Modern Japanese Cuisine 1420 Locust St., 215-735-1144 | Sarcone's franchising?
In Like LynnA local author has a mind for manners.
by A.D. AmorosiWhy does Lynn Rosen a former editor at Running Press and Ballantine who ran
her own Leap First literary agency care about berry forks, the
accepted ruffle napkin wrap for traditional English tea, candelabrum
and oyster plates? Because: If not her, then who?
citypaper.net exclusive: Holiday Q&A with Lynn RosenPhilly's own etiquette expert schools you in the maddening art of holiday entertaining.
by A.D. AmorosiIf a diner's religious persuasion is one where gifts are gifted, when's the best time for presents?
I'd say after the meal, or maybe during a break between dinner and
dessert. If you're giving presents at a dinner party, make sure you
have something for everyone or if you're only giving presents to the
kids, then for every child present so no one feels left out. If you
don't have something for everyone, save giving out the presents for
later.
Soba Up by Elisa LudwigBe warned, though. The menu of authentic home-style Japanese fare here
is concise you won't find tempura or even made-to-order sushi, which
is considered a luxury food in Japan (though there are little to-go
boxes of pre-fab maki in the deli case).

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Felicia D'AmbrosioDinner and Fireworks on the Moshulu | NYE Three Ways at Nineteen (XIX) | New Menu for 2008 at London Grill | Dinner and Dancing at Brasserie Perrier | Prix-fixe Menu and Carte Blanche Party at Patou
Top 5:
Robust Raw BarsShell Game
by Gary M. Kramer1 Sansom Street Oyster House | 2 Coquette Bistro & Raw Bar | 3 XIX | 4 Zinc Bistro a Vins | 5 Seafood Unlimited

Small BitesLittle Vittles
Sly Fox Christmas Ale | Dante's Tea Break | Lactaid Eggnog | Foodie Fight: A Trivia Game for Serious Food Lovers
You Ask We AnswerCulinary Mysteries Solved
Q: My boss has given me the task of
locating a Philadelphia restaurant that can accommodate a party of 30
for lunch, at no more than $30 per person.

Agenda Lead:
Bad SantaNo time for checking it twice
by Monica WeymouthPeace on Earth, goodwill toward men, time with loved ones: all important parts of the holidays. But the thing is, last-minute shopper, people want gifts.

Agenda Picks:
Just OpenedSurcle: Open Sat.-Sun., noon-5 p.m. and First Fridays, 110 Church St., 215-923-1415, myspace.com/surcleartistcooperative
by Monica WeymouthIt would be easy for Surcle to lose its way. Nestled into an unassuming
storefront on Church Street (the side without Old City Coffee, no
less), the new artist cooperative doesn't boast the holiday sales,
drinks specials or hyped receptions of its neighbors.
Just Do ItHomeless Memorial Day
by Deesha DyerWhile much attention has been devoted to the violence looming over
Philly neighborhoods and schools, other human rights offenses have gone
neglected.
What We HeartPantyline Undies: $10-$15, at My My, 15 Byberry Road, Hatboro, pantyline.etsy.com
by Monica WeymouthJennifer Gurecki packs some serious power in her panties.
Just Do ItPre-Kwanzaa Celebration: Sat., Dec. 22, 1-5 p.m., $1-$5, New Media Technology Charter School, 340 E. Haines St., 267-286-6900
by Dana HenryIt's no mistake that Kwanzaa begins the day after Christmas. The
weeklong celebration of African-American culture purposely honors
heritage and family during an increasingly commercialized time of the
year.