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January 24th, 2008 other issues :
How We WorkAn informal survey of the ways we earn our daily bread
Sweetest Job, pastry chef, Amada and Tinto | Most Nationally Treasured Job, museum curator, National Park Service | Horniest Job, trumpeter | Godliest Job, minister, Mercy and Love Chapel | Most Thankless Job, SEPTA spokesman | Goriest Job, nocturnal animal keeper, Philadelphia Zoo | Least Understood Job, steamfitter | Most Experimental Job, professional guinea pig | Most Cramped Job, food truck owner/operator | Sexiest Job, Proprietrix, Passional | Most Old-School Job, George Washington interpreter | Most Revealing Job, figure model | Borderline Obsolete Job, longshoreman | Most Dangerous Job, Upgrade foreman for PECO | Most High-Paying-But-Miserable Job, corporate attorney | Most Childish Job, curator of collections, Please Touch Museum | Most Traffic-Dodging Job, bike courier | Greasiest Job, kitchen staff, David's Mai Lai Wah | Floweriest Gig
Bailey Hale, floral designer (and part-time opera singer) | Most Anachronistic Job, typewriter repairman

Running Numbers:
Running Numbers: Special Employment EditionJob Opportunities and Career Change Guide for Philadelphia's Hard (and Hardly) Working
by Nick Norlen"Preditor" is industry lingo for producer-editor. But for laughs let's
hope the alien-hunting kind don't realize it's not just a typo.

Follow Your BlissADVERTORIAL: Networking and internships (and a leap of faith or two) are the keys to landing a job you'll love forever.
by Jason TomassiniWhat actually sets you apart might not be conventional or appear
attractive to potential employers, but the job you want isn't always
going to find you.
Multiple ChoiceADVERTORIAL: Can a simple quiz tell you what to be when you grow up?
by Jason TomassiniThe guidance counselor, ever-so-close to his lunch break, desperately looking for a way to get you out of his office satisfied in time for the first batch of Sloppy Joe's at the cafeteria, plops a sheet of paper
and a pen down in front of you. This, he says while looking nervously
at his watch, will determine the rest of your life.
Stick Around AwhileADVERTORIAL: Philadelphia's providing students with more and more reasons to call Philly home after commencement.
by Jason TomassiniThe term "entry level" can conjure up frightening images: stacks of paperwork, nocturnal hours, an intimate knowledge of the inner workings of a coffee machine.
Slant:
Show of ForceIt's not the law, but the execution of the law.
by Mikel D. Jones SrArrest, search and seizure require probable cause, or what a
"reasonable person" would believe. Stop-and-frisk, by contrast,
requires what a "reasonable officer" would believe. So it is not the legality of stop-and-frisk that can be questioned, but how police officers enforce the law.
Beating VinceCan a real candidate take on Fumo? Please?
by Robert CappellaThose of us who elected Mayor Michael Nutter in a wave of change are
now setting our sights on the fight for Vince Fumo's1st District seat
in the Pennsylvania State Senate.

Loose Canon:
A Vendetta on AutopilotWill Michael Nutter cross Darrell Clarke, by stopping Street's mean machine?
by Bruce SchimmelWhen neighborhood organizer Haile Johnston saw a glowing report about
him from the Office of Housing and Community Development, he believed his nightmare had ended. What he hadn't imagined was
that John Street's legacy would have such a long and nasty tail.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
%u2026an action that appears inconsistent with the promises Candidate Nutter
made by embracing the RecycleNOW "Five Point Agenda for Recycling in
Philadelphia" | Someone please tell [Michael] Washburn that Pennsylvania has the
highest per-capita membership in "white-power" groups (including
skinheads) north of the Mason-Dixon. | Whoever is writing it definitely knows what is going on in Philly. | Millions of people in Arizona, New York and Illinois continue to have
their U.S. senators, who have sworn to represent them in Congress,
grossly neglecting to attend to the business entrusted to them. |
Gonzo PongMy 10 minutes as an Olympic hopeful.
by Nick NorlenWhen Hunter S. Thompson wanted to report on Hell's Angels, he joined
the gang, and was eventually severely beaten by some of its members. I knew I was in for a severe beating, too.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiThis week, live in SugarTown celebrating year seven of Sara Sherr's all-gal-group gig on Jan. 26, may it inspire Philly women to do what's whim. I bet Shondes and Cynthia G. Mason will. And so will the Santa Marias, whose Philly-expat leader Lisa Cortes is aka "Palmyra Delran," a member of the Friggs (buy their singles comp Today Is Tomorrow's Yesterday already) and a Pink Slip Daddy.
You're Going Where on Your Honeymoon?CP Abroad
by Ramon Monras-Sender and Amy PickardWe had a difficult time narrowing down the places we wanted to go. At
the top of the list were Thailand, India, China, Japan, Eastern Europe,
Africa, Nepal. Impossible!
Rebirth of a Saylesman by A.D. AmorosiJohn Sayles has written and directed whip-smart budget-conscious maverick flicks such as Lonestar, The Brother from Another Planet and Matewan with his producing partner of
Lost and Found:
ScarsMy village was attacked at night.
by Michael Kuch with Harriet Levin MillanInitiation happens to boys when they are somewhere around 10 years old.
I was much younger when I was forced to seek a home elsewhere.

Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen7 Number of languages in which one can view the Web sites of the Delaware River Port Authority and PATCO.
Zoned OutWhy did the city pass up a chance to greenify industrial land?
by Tom NamakoShould the city save industrial land that is barely used in case
someone wants it? Or, should some of that land be changed to
accommodate green residential development?
The Bell CurveWhen news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Archbishop Ryan High outlaws educational STD video, claiming it
contradicts teachings of Church. Specifically, the oft-ignored 11th
Commandment: Thou shalt let it burn. Minus 7
Campaign of Anti-ViolenceWoman heads campaign focused on "uplifting and partnering to help young men."
by Makia Harper"Men are dying and going to jail," thought the North Philly real-estate
woman. "If something is not done, it will be catastrophic."

Philly Blunt:
Clueless in PhiladelphiaIn light of a potential plea in a body-snatching case, a Hunting Park woman wants the cops to re-examine her father's murder.
by Brian HickeyA lead that warrants follow-up has been summarily dismissed by someone
who swore to serve you and me, thus leaving a woman and her family no
closer to an answer.

Political Notebook:
The Waiting BlameHollywood types aren't the only people feeling the pain of the Writers Guild of America strike that's crippling the entertainment industry.
by Mary F. PatelSean Patrick Griffin, an associate professor of criminal justice at Penn State's
Abington campus who is not a member of the Guild, penned the intriguing
novel Black Brothers, Inc.: The Violent Rise and Fall of the Philadelphia's Black Mafia. The expose chronicles the history of the Black Mafia from the 1960s to the present.
Rock BottomThe lowest of Philly's low.

Art:
Out of the WildAlaska's Fiddling Poet returns to his birthplace.
by Will DeanUsing banjo, bass and mandolin accompaniment, Waldman plays like an
Appalachian runaway, but lays his poetry out in a simple, clear,
nonsinging voice.

Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterSo Many Dynamos | Knowledge Is the Beginning | Todaro's Music | HeartWorks
It's like Shel Silverstein but better, more surreal. | What better way to bring in the new year than watching young Jews and
Arabs people traditionally at odds with each other playing music
together? | Bouzoukis, erhus, lutes, sitars and more hang on the walls next to an
eclectic selection of percussion instruments, some beautiful guitars
and a little corner of vintage amps. | More than 100 works, donated by his artist and musician friends in Los
Angeles, New York, London and Philadelphia, will be included in
"HeartWorks."

Re-View:
Life in TurnaboutRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceThe show is almost cacophanous but perhaps only a babel of voices could
express the diversity of ideas growing out of a series of symposia at
Temple University.
Theater Review:
The Company of MenDoes setting The Misanthrope "when gay men rule" serve the play or act as a gimmick?
by Mark CoftaQuality, fortunately, wins the day. Evan Jonigkeit brings cool, slinky
style to Celimene, the "gossipy coquette" who drives misanthropic
Alceste to fits.
Opera:
Farm FreshFirst-flight schools reveal high talent
by Peter BurwasserSoprano Takesha Méshe Kizart is a fourth-year student now, and in the role of Amelia from Verdi's Un ballo in maschera, her poise and natural theatrical ease were impressive.

Arts Picks:
Lee MillerJan. 26 to April 27, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 26th Street and Ben Franklin Parkway, philamuseum.org.
by John VetteseBoth Lee Miller's modeling and photography experience came into play in some of the most brutal yet most gorgeous World War II photographs you'll ever see.
Paco Peña Flamenco EnsembleSun., Jan. 27, 3 p.m., $34-$65, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999, kimmelcenter.org.
by Deni KasrelPeña's ensemble specializes in passion personified. And not simply of
the kind between a man and a woman although this being flamenco,
there was some of that but for human emotion as expressed via
hyper-rhythmic dance and music.
Avenue QJan. 29-Feb. 10, Cadillac Broadway Series, Forrest Theatre, 1114 Walnut St., telecharge.com.
by David Anthony FoxAvenue Q, the fabulously imaginative puppet musical, isn't
really for kids. It is, however, a very original show that will delight
adults and young adults, especially those raised on Sesame Street, to which Avenue Q plays mischievous homage.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Nadia StadnyckiToying with Art | Katabasis and the Groupies of Orpheus | Through an Artist's Eye

Arts Agenda Picks:
On The DLAdventures in the Skin Trade
by Mark CoftaRuns Jan. 30-Feb. 16, $18, Walking Fish Theatre, 2509 Frankford Ave., 215-427-9255, bsomeday.org, walkingfishtheatre.com Heleva's adaptation of Adventures in the Skin Trade features five actors playing 20 roles.
Just Do ItBill T. Jones/Arnie Zane Dance Company
by Deni KasrelTue.-Wed., Jan. 29-30, 7:30 p.m., $32-$46, Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900, pennpresents.org he 70-minute production features Jones' powerful
choreography.
Just Do ItRoddy Doyle
by Patrick RapaThu., Jan. 24, 7 p.m., free, with A.L. Kennedy, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341, freelibrary.org
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 201 GALLERY , 1400
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules;please call for exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER , 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. ANNUAL JURIED SHOW,
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance backward and in heels Known for their sexy
Readings/Book SigningsANN WRIGHT The former U.S. Army colonel reads from her new book, "Dissent: Voices of Conscience: Government Insiders Who Spoke Out Against the War in
Nanking's RansomRevisiting a dark moment in the history of China and Japan.
by Cindy FuchsThe first minutes of Nanking work two ways. First, they lay out
the basic historical plot: In August, China was invaded by the
Japanese, at the time in league with the Nazis. The second effect
concerns the film's unusual structure.
Playing Favorites by John VetteseNutter and a half-dozen other Philly notables are presenting movies at
National Mechanics this winter as part of a series organized by
Philebrity and TLA Video. It's not the first free movie night in the
city, but it has an edge over its brethren in that it brings out local
bigshots to talk about the films and why they're their favorites.
Chomping at the BitJess Weixler wants to examine Teeth.
by Sam Adams"People start laughing," she says. "And then they get uncomfortable and realize what they're laughing at."
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
No Goats, New GloryMaxx is back with Black Landlord. Here's your two Munfs notice.
by A.D. AmorosiOnline Only: Watch Black Landlord
The songs themselves are less about murder and viciousness than they
are the silly mayhem of daily existence; have more to do with Seinfeld's "that's a show?" ideal than they do Three 6 Mafia-style prattle.
Buy OrganicChris Potter loves his freedom.
by Shaun BradyPotter released two stellar and dramatically diverse CDs in 2007,
cementing if he hadn't already his position as the leading
saxophonist of his generation, with a seemingly inexhaustible ability
to find new and surprising turns of phrase on his instrument.

Hang The DJ:
Prophets of AgeJ. Edward Keyes on Shuffle
Now 21 years into their career, the group has released enough
successive duds to have considerably violated whatever trust they'd
accrued. But the Chuck D that barrels his way through "Harder Than You Think"
sounds only weeks removed from the one who brought the noise two
decades ago.

One Track Mind:
The OrphansThe Government Stole My Germs CD
by John VettesePetersen leaps in, outlining the ills of a totalitarian regime that kinda sounds like the U.S., circa Hard Copy.

SoundadviceGet Out!
The Holy Fuck | OFS | Hans the Double | Money Folders 2 | Happy Apple | Tempesta di Mare | Boyz II Men

Music Picks:
The ShondesSugar Town's Seventh Anniversary, Sat., Jan. 26, 9 p.m., $7, with the Santa Marias and Cynthia G. Mason, Tritone, 1508 South St., 215-545-0475, tritonebar.com.
by Mary WilsonThis Brooklyn quartet blends elements of queercore, political punk and
Jewish folk music into a melodious rock-affirmation that anyone would
be proud to dance to.
Cut Chemist/DJ ShadowFri., Jan. 25, 9 p.m., $30, with Kid Koala, Fillmore at TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011, livenation.com.
by Deesha DyerCut Chemist's resume: DJ in Jurassic 5 and Ozomatli. DJ Shadow: remixes for Brit darlings Keane and a place in the 2001 Guinness Book of World Records for the first completely sampled album.
Orchestra 2001Sat., Jan. 26, 8 p.m., Independence Seaport Museum at Penn's Landing, 211 S. Columbus Blvd., Sun., Jan. 27, 7:30 p.m., Lang Concert Hall at Swarthmore College, 500 College Ave., Swarthmore, $27-$32, students free (Swarthmore concert is free), 800-595-4TIX, orchestra2001.org.
by Peter BurwasserThe work, which incorporates an Asian textural sensibility, has solo
roles for vocal and guitar, to be performed by Freda Herseth and Jason
Vieaux, respectively.
Foam Over FunctionWhy don't we "get" molecular gastronomy?
by David SnyderMcDonald's kitchen is rooted in a philosophy of openmindedness. "All of this stuff came out of cooks asking why," McDonald says. "[It's] a scientific approach to cooking. That's all it means."
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor Vietnam Cafe, 814 S. 47th St., 215-729-0260 | Union Gourmet Market & Cafe, Western Union Building, 1113 Locust St., uniongourmetmarket.com | Curbside Chef, 342 W. Girard Ave., curbsidechef.com
Neo SeoulGaja Gaja will fill you up right
by Elisa LudwigEat this for lunch or dinner and South Street's catcalls and bodystocking shops will seem that much friendlier.

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Dena MerlinoÃrtsoppa and Punsch Supper | Photo Society of Philadelphia's Final Friday Hanging | Pop Shop Comfort Food Cooking Class | Belgium Comes to West Chester
Top 5:
Chicken CheesesteaksPoultry Poll
by Ptah Gabrie1 Society Hill Pizza | 2 One Pound Cheesesteaks | 3 Rustica Pizza | 4 Super Deli | 5 Marco Polo Pizza & Grill

Agenda Lead:
Potty MouthChilling out with Doug Benson
by Ben KharakhDoug Benson: One time Courtney Love approached me in a bar and
said, "Doug Benson, you make fun of me on VH1." I said, "No I don't."
Then she said it again and I said, "No, I don't." Then she dropped it,
and the rest of the evening and every time I've seen her since she's
been pretty friendly.

Agenda Picks:
On The DLThe Norwegian Experiment and Its Lessons for the U.S.
by Danielle ZimmermanMon., Jan. 28, 7:30 p.m., free, 4719 Springfield Ave., glakey1@swarthmore.edu. Vikings, Edvard Munch, black metal: No doubt that Norway has long been
cool. But according to George Lakey, there's a whole lot more about the
country that deserves our attention.
Just Do It'80s Hair Party
by Amy StraussFri., Jan. 25, 5-8 p.m., free, LUSH, 1428 Walnut St., 215-546-5874, lush.com Before choppy asymmetrical cuts and faux 'hawks, wind-swept Heather Locklear feathers and Cyndi Lauper rainbow highlights ruled.
Justify Your ExistenceWear Your Wig to Work Day
by Annamarya Scaccia"It started because I found myself charmed and attracted by the
transformative power of wigs," she says. "I wanted to give [people] an
opportunity to play and ponder their identity through this temporary
physical manipulation. Ask yourself, 'What is the meaning behind Wig
Day?'"
In The Event That...You're F.A.T.: Fabulous and Thick
by Annamarya ScacciaThe Gayla Bentley Fashion Group Trunk Show Fri., Jan. 25, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat., Jan. 26, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., free, Evangeline, 8517-19 Germantown Ave., 215-242-0404,
gaylabentley.com
Just Do ItSustainability Salons
by Dana HenrySat., Jan. 26, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., $48, registration required, White Dog Café, 3420 Sansom St., 215-386-9224, whitedog.com
Just Do ItBanished Screening
by Sam AdamsSat., Jan. 26, 4 p.m., free, Pearl Theatre, 1600 N. Broad St., 215-222-4201, scribe.org. Even if you're aware of the worst that the history of American racism has to offer, you may be shocked by Marco Williams' Banished.