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Rock Bottom
The lowest of Philly's low.
Published: Feb 13, 2008
That bust right there is "Rock Bottom," a weekly look at a facet of city life that's so absurd/revolting/scrotesque that it runs counter to all the good in the world. It can be a photo, a sentence or a columnist getting story ideas from TV-gossip shows. Feel free to send in suggestions; it'll take all of us working together to keep humanity out of Cedars Sinai, and me out of a pill-addled stupor. E-mail rockbottom@citypaper.net
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