other issues :
The Noise and the HurryA Penn prof's latest book puts Philly nightlife's stress and swagger under the microscope.
by A.D. Amorosi"I sometimes think we'd all just be better off dressing down, and stop
trying so hard to be hip. Having fun should be way more fun than this."
Concerted EffortA Philly poet writes up real life and rock shows in his debut collection.
by Sam Tremble"I like the potential for what happens when I go to any concert ... I'm dancing my ass off, I'm totally in it and for
some reason it just makes me think."
Reading RainbowRounding up the season's best author events.
by Carolyn HuckabayDave Eggers | Trudy Rubin | Julie Buxbaum | Scott Heim | Chinua Achebe | Arlen Specter | Chris Coste | Richard Price | Samantha Power | Theodore Harris | Brian Hall | Michael Eric Dyson | Tobias Wolff | Paul Martin | Jhumpa Lahiri
All AnthologiesNew additions to the short-story short list
by Patrick RapaUnaccustomed Earth | Knockemstiff | Dangerous Laughter | I Love Dollars | Our Story Begins: New and Selected Stories | The View From the Seventh Layer
Non-FictionMust-haves for the non-fiction fan
Black Postcards | So Wrong for So Long | The McSweeney's Joke Book of Jokes | Why We're Liberals | The Fortune Cookie Chronicles | The Great Derangment | Armageddon in Retrospect | Sephora
FictionFinds for fiction freaks
The Rain Before It Falls | Arkansas | Lush Life | We Disappear | In Hoboken | Skim | Deviant Behavior | Wild Nights! About the Last Days of Poe, Dickenson, Twain, James and Hemingway | The White Tiger | Boy A

Editor's Letter:
What It Is by Brian HowardMy fanboy assessment of Dave Eggers' A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius was that it was, if I recall
correctly, "a little self-indulgent, but, like, totally awesome."
Slant:
Bush, WhackThe dollar tumbles along with our reputation.
by David FarisBush's imperious refusal to allow lawsuits against the telecoms is
perfectly consistent with his long record of violating the law and then
inventing post-hoc justifications.

Loose Canon:
Green Coach"Once every available cent goes to food, drugs and energy, it will be too late."
by Bruce SchimmelAccelerating energy costs have sped up the countdown on going green.
Feedback:

Lost and Found:
Things to Take BackA Darfurian refugee raises awareness and expectations for the people left behind.
by Garelnabi Abusikin with Deborah YarchunI will not stop speaking until what is happening in Darfur stops. We need you to listen.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIf any of y'all have friends in the music industry who went to SouthXSouthWest, they know nothin' about what's going on in Philly. Fuck with their heads.

Fine Print:
Don't Go Away MadPhilly Madness Update
City Paper's analysts break down the blowouts, upsets and exciting matches heading into round two of Philly Madness.

Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenBad dreams | Philadelphia Swing Dance Society | Mascot baseball | Taming wild hair | Anonymous donations
Hoop HeavenWhat happens when an insular religious school suddenly becomes a high school basketball powerhouse?
by E. James BealeThis team has brought Bryn Athyn publicity like it's never before
experienced: Suddenly, people who have never heard of Emanuel
Swedenborg are fawning over Larry Loughery.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Reform-nationWe ask the three First District candidates the single most important question in their campaign.
by Tom NamakoFumo's three challengers all began their campaign against him with
a message of reform. But with Fumo
out, these would-be reformers now have to turn their messages on one
another.
Goodbye, AhsanA highly skilled graduate wanted to be a Philadelphian. It didn't work out.
by Kishwer VikaasAs of 2002, the number of work visas given per year in the U.S. was
reduced from 107,500 to just 65,000. Since then, employers have raced
to turn in visa petitions for their skilled employees, knowing that
demand far exceeded supply.

Political Notebook:
Professor Street SaysActual excerpts from the former mayor's class
Professor Street is on Spring Break.

Theater Review:
Grand PianoThe Piano Lesson portrays African-American life with bravado and honesty.
by Mark CoftaBy the end, we all understand the price, and the lesson. Moreover, we love these intense, imperfect characters.
Joint AccountSocially conscious production sends message, sans preaching
by Mark CoftaDirector Carol Laratonda's gritty production presents a raw and real portrait of a woman's
struggle to overcome her self-destructive survival instincts.
A Bard in the HandThis isn't your granddaddy's preening, posing, parroted Shakespeare.
by Mark CoftaThe actors carry the day, but would it hurt to use the means that
modern production provide to give the play a clear, relevant context?
Congested DevelopmentBrothers-in-Law is as frustrating as the real thing.
by Mark CoftaTo know these guys despite likable
performances by Tom McCarthy and Kraig Swartz is to find them tedious.

Book Review:
Things Come TogetherChinua Achebe's masterpiece is still the centerpiece of contemporary African literature.
by Joel TannenbaumBy 1960, Nigeria would be independent. By 1967, it would be immersed in
one of the bloodiest civil wars of the 20th century. Things fall apart,
indeed.

Arts Picks:
The Merchant of VeniceThu., March 20, 7:30 p.m., Fri., March 21, 8 p.m., Sat., March 22, 2 and 8 p.m., Mon.-Wed., March 24-26, 7:30 p.m., through March 29, $20, Tomlinson Theater, Temple University, 1301 W. Norris St., 800-298-4200, temple.edu/sct/theater/currentseason.
by Mark CoftaThe line between good and evil, within individuals as well as
institutions and societies, remains elusive, despite our tendency to
label people.
BalletXWed.-Sat., March 26-29, 8 p.m., Sun., March 30, 2 p.m., $25, Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St., 215-546-7824, wilmatheater.org.
by Deni KasrelThe overall theme rebirth and reinvention will have a special
twist, what with company co-director/dancer Christine Cox sporting
a noticeably pregnant belly. Talk about rebirth.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Nadia StadnyckiClouds: An Exhibit in Many Media | Scion Installation Art Show Tour | Trudy Kraft: Terma Zones

Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItAmanda Means: Glass + Light
by Danielle ZimmermanOpening reception Fri., March 21, 6-8 p.m., runs through May 10, Gallery 339, 339 S. 21st St, 215-731-1530,
On The DLMarathon Reading of Lolita
by Joe PeloneThu., March 27, noon, free, Kelly Writers House, 3805 Locust Walk, 215-573-WRIT, writing.upenn.edu/wh
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 13 NORTH ART GALLERY
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules;please call for exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER , 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. JACQUES WILMORE, Features
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance CARMEN The St. Petersburg Ballet Theatre performs this
Readings/Book SigningsARLEN SPECTER The U.S. senator reads from his new book, "Never Give In: Battling Cancer in the Senate," which tells of his battle with Hodgkin's
Balancing ActA high school skateboarder grapples with issues big and small in Gus Van Sant's Paranoid Park.
by Shaun BradyAlex is a typical high school outsider, in the grand sense that every
teenager feels like an outsider. But the usual angst, with girlfriends
and teachers, plays out as he grapples with a weightier dilemma.
Ladies FirstSecret Cinema shows the fairer sex some love.
by Aly SemigranWomen have always had to find their place on the big screen. The male
mind-set has ruled the film industry from the very beginning, right up
to, well, Showgirls.
Screen Picks by Sam AdamsThe I-House gives a well-deserved nod to Thai lens legend Apichatpong Weerasethakul.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Run, Killbot, RunRobo-rockers Genghis Tron aim for clarity.
by A.D. AmorosiNo matter if they're being coy and clever or hard and hellish, their
current lyrical obsession, above all else, is about being heard and
singing as opposed to screaming like a cyborg in heat.
Shootout ShowdownZolof finds the prescription for Dr. Dog.
by Patrick RapaWe've been brainstorming about what to do with the coveted time slot. I
mean, it's not only Web radio, it's radio radio, too. We gotta make it
count. Here's what we've come up with so far:

Reconsider Me:
Four More Years?The Presidents of the United States of America
by M.J. FineIf the rest of These Are the Good Times People isn't so blatantly derivative, it's because the Presidents have cast a wider net.

SoundadviceGet Out!
Brother Ali | The Philadelphia Orchestra | Fonda/Stevens Group | James Fei Alto Quartet | Amp Fiddler

Music Picks:
Thao NguyenWed., March 26, 8 p.m., $10-$12, all ages, with Xiu Xiu and Br'er, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619, r5productions.com.
by M.J. FineVirginia native Thao Nguyen keeps going back and forth between begging
someone to stay and taking off on her own, but on her second album, she
seems to be figuring it out.
eMCThu., March 20, 9 p.m., $10, with eMC, 84, Fel Sweetenberg, Charlie K, DJ Obi-Won and DJ Ultraviolet, Philly Room, Ninth and Willow streets, 610-457-3493.
by Deesha DyerIn addition to debuting new group material, each member of eMC will take a few
minutes to perform solo tracks that made them underground hip-hop
household names.
AuktyonFri., March 21, 7:30 p.m., $30-$40, with Alina Simone, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400, worldcafelive.com.
by Shaun BradyIf punk rock could be considered folk music for dystopic urban tribes,
then Auktyon's music herds the punks into a carny caravan and plunks
them down into some war-torn Eastern European square for the amusement
of hard-scrabble end-timers.
The 'Corn SupremacyGive Peppercorns a little time to get on its grind.
by Trey PoppThe menu could benefit from a tighter focus,
but the cooking shows talent worthy of attracting a loyal customer
base.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorCafé Grindstone | Cornerstone Market & Produce | InFusion Coffee and Tea
Ohio PlayerCentennial Café breathes tasty life into a storied building.
by Elisa LudwigThe Café oozes historic charm and, with its ample parking, provides a needed stop-off in the midst of Fairmount Park.
Top 5:
Coconut Cream EggsCuckoo For Coconut, Egg Heads?
by Monica Weymouth1 The Little Candy Shoppe | 2 Stutz Candy Co. | 3 Zitners | 4 Isgro | 5 Shane Candies

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Dena MerlinoPassover Baking with Aliza Green | Easter Bunny Brunch Cruise | Spring Tasting at Whole Foods | Philly Beer 101 | Victory Beer & Cheese Tasting at PAFA

Agenda Lead:
Brain FoodEaster with the Philly Zombie Crawl
by Monica WeymouthAlong with co-founders Melissa Torre and Dave Ghoul, Robert Drake will lead
hundreds of undead on a South Street bar infestation in honor of the
zombie of all zombies, Jesus Christ. Hallelujah.

Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Monica WeymouthGocco-A-Go-Go | Fourth Friday at Bus Stop Boutique | Lucky Girl Trunk Show | Art Star Craft Bazaar Application

Agenda Picks:
On The DLThe Democrats Can't Save Us
by Will DeanWed., March 26, 7:30-9:30 p.m., free, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 215-387-0919, apscuhuru.org
What We HeartDoodlespark Note Cards
by Char Vandermeer$20 for a set of eight note cards and envelopes, at Linu Boutique (1034 Pine St., 215-238-0747, linuboutique.com)
In The Event That...Your Zombie Costume is at the Dry Cleaners
by Nadia StadnyckiSouth Street Easter Sunday Promenade and Finery ContestSun., March 23, 1-3 p.m., free, Headhouse Square, Second and Pine streets, 215-413-3713, southstreet.com