other issues :
Ruh-Roh?Would a proposed state law protect dogs in Philly, or just put breeders on a short leash?
by J.F. PirroProponents say that amended dog laws will finally
protect the pups in Pennsylvania's infamous puppy mills and help law enforcement catch abusers. But to owners worried about reconfiguring
or rebuilding kennels, regulating temperature or paying extra vet bills
for things they've always done themselves, the proposals seem draconian
and punitive.

Editor's Letter:
Duty CalledI always figured I'd end up here — but I kind of wanted out for a little bit.
by Brian HowardIs it possible we're actually a city of reluctant do-gooders?
Slant:
Breed the RichWhile other cities struggle with aristocratization, Philadelphia waits for its money to start talking.
by Nathaniel PopkinSingling out a particular group is a risky community development
strategy that has already alienated some neighbors. It's also an
attempt to solve what may be the wrong problem.

Loose Canon:
A Bridge is BorneAs Nutter's first major public project, the South Street Bridge could set a new standard.
by Bruce SchimmelSo now it is up to the mayor to reconcile the university's preferences
with the community's. instead of Campbell being at the helm, Nutter is
now in the driver's seat — and it's a hot one.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"If you want to make a statement against capitalism, go ahead — but I'd advise strongly against getting involved
with their organization."
Patriot GameStephen Colbert is coming to town. The hunt is on.
by Patrick RapaWhile all interactions with Colbert are priceless, some are more priceless than others. Hence the Colbert Scavenger Hunt.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiThe only thing worse than Philly losing its sole Mobil five
star-restaubar is losing the gum tree at
Ishkabibbles.

Fine Print:
Final FourtificationThe finalists gear up for battle
Round Four of this year's Philly Madness is over and wow, what a bloodbath.

Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenRunning Numbers gives back. And just in time for tax season.
Almost FamousA local music biz vet runs for office ... as a Republican?
by A.D. AmorosiIn the end, however, good looks and flash may not really matter
(strange but true). Against powerhouse Democrat Daylin Leach backed
by incumbent Connie Williams and all the state's Democratic party brass
all the way up to Sestak, Casey and Rendell the Republican candidate
will have his or her hands full.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Warming to the ProcessSome East Germantown Muslims still abstain from American democracy, but one leader says that's changing.
by Jeff Deeney"When someone in the Muslim community tells you, 'We don't vote,'
they're coming from an old way of thinking. That really was the case;
for a while we stayed away from voting, and some members still feel
that way. Things
have changed a lot, though."

Political Notebook:
Surrogate City by Mary F. PatelWhen U.S. Sen. Ted Kennedy dropped into the Trolley Car Diner in Mount Airy last Thursday to stump for Barack Obama, diner owner Ken Weinstein was impressed that the senator was savvy enough to order a Philly food staple.

Professor Street SaysActual excerpts from the former mayor's class
Street on building your reputation

Art:
Global InitiativeWriters Without Borders delivers international lit to UPenn's doorstep.
by Rachel Frankford"WWB is a vital way to introduce our whole community ... to the most vibrant writers and artists from around the world"

Re-View:
Brown-Nose BusinessWhen it comes to art, goodness has (almost) nothing to do with it.
by Robin RiceMost of the work in "Air Kissing" is light as air, but its core is harsh: The art
world is not a nurturing, fair or even rational environment. Rather, it
is quixotic, cruel, riddled with prejudices and an uncertain way to
make a living.
Theater Review:
Wrong NumberThird time not the charm
by David Anthony FoxThird becomes a compendium of clichés about liberalism, takes a
wishy-washy stance on Ivy League elitism and offers a string of second-rate jokes.
Leading LightsOthello's leads shine.
by David Anthony FoxBut most of the design is terrific, and all of my quibbles are small in
an evening notable for visual appeal, energy and most of all, two great
actors in performances that must be seen.

Arts Picks:
Go Tell Mama!Opening reception Fri., April 11, 6-9 p.m., runs Sat., April 12-Sun., April 13, noon-6 p.m., 16 E. Springer St., Mount Airy, gotellmama.org, creativerescue.org.
by Patrick RapaFairey's idea was to turn classic wartime and commercial propaganda on
its ear by spreading a nonsense slogan and promoting a nonsense
movement.
Jeanne Ruddy DanceThu., April 10, 7:30 p.m., Fri.-Sat., April 11-12, 8 p.m., Sun., April 13, 2 p.m., through April 19, $25-$100, Performance Garage, 1515 Brandywine St., 215-569-4060, ruddydance.org.
by Deni KasrelThe piece integrates movement based on classic German Expressionist
poses as well as the choreographer's own vision, which Ruddy describes
as dark, intense and "unvarnished it's like stripping down to the
essence of the dancer."
Boandanz Action: VoyeurSat., April 12, 8 p.m., $15, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900, pennpresents.org.
by Janet Anderson Voyeur is a provocative duet about marriage danced by two of the city's best.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Nadia StadnyckiBecoming Blurred/While We Swallow Deception | Cave Paintings | Textile Constructions/Art Quilts

Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItThe Pennsylvania Project
by Dominic MercierOpening reception Sat., April 12, 6-9 p.m., exhibit runs through June 15, Yo Darkroom, 113 N. 23rd St., 215-789-9032, yodarkroom.com
In The Event That...You Play With Your Food
by Joe PeloneRuns April 12-20, free, Rotunda at the Shops at Liberty Place, 1625 Chestnut St., 215-851-9055, canstruction.org
On The DLBrett Webb-Mitchell
by Annamarya ScacciaSat., April 12, 5:30 p.m, free, Giovanni's Room, 345 S. 12th St., 215-923-2960, giovannisroom.com
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 13 NORTH ART GALLERY
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules;please call for exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER , 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. METAMORPHOSIS, Features work
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance BREAKING POINTE West Chester University Dance Co.'s spring
Readings/Book SigningsANNE PERRY The author reads from her latest mystery novel, "Buckingham Palace Gardens," in which Detective Pitt is called on to solve the case of
Philadelphia Film Festival: Week Two ReviewsTwenty-nine reviews from the second week of the 17th annual PFF.
Beat StreetStreet Kings is far from kingly.
by Drew LazorDavid Ayer's first stab behind the camera was 2005's Harsh Times,
and there are more than a few thematic similarities between that film and Street Kings — namely, protagonists who can't be held responsible for their
own flaws.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
Entertain MePapertrigger bravely blend rock and showmanship.
by John Vettese"People have a built-in bullshit meter. You can tell when
a band is manufactured, and you can tell when it's doing exactly what
its supposed to be doing. That's why Adam can play the crap out of a
marching bass drum with bells strapped to his legs, and people accept
it."

Aid or Invade:
ArmeniaRodney Anonymous vs. the World
by Rodney AnonymousCongratulations, Shoghaken (not stirred) Ensemble, for creating a
dense, atmospheric, well-produced CD, for packaging that CD with lots
of cool text about the history of Armenian music, and for having the
biggest kamancha in show business.

SoundadviceGet Out!
Spoons for Adam | China Forbes | The Duke Spirit | Kathleen Edwards | The Chamber Music Now!

Music Picks:
EvangelistaTue., April 15, 8 p.m., $10, First Unitarian Church chapel, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619, r5productions.com.
by M.J. FineFormer Geraldine Fibbers frontwoman Carla Bozulich finally brings her
latest project to town, and she has the luck to play seven blocks away
and immediately after the film fest's screening of Steven Sebring's
Patti Smith documentary.
The TiptonsWed., April 16, 9 p.m., $8, Chris' Jazz Cafe, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131, chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun BradyHaving shortened their name since adding a drummer/percussionist (who
currently happens to be male), the group weaves meaty, funky melodies
out of their horns and voices, conjuring a global carnival atmosphere
out of New Orleans, Balkan and klezmer influences.
Orchestra 2001Sat., April 12, 8 p.m., Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St.; Sun., April 13, 7:30 p.m., Lang Concert Hall, Swarthmore; $27-$32 (students free with ID), 215-922-2190, orchestra2001.org.
by Peter BurwasserIt is, in any season, a terrific idea to celebrate this work, as the
French contribution to 20th-century music and beyond has been singular
and immensely rewarding.
Javier ConditioningStyle often supercedes substance at a new Haddonfield BYO.
by Elisa LudwigIn this hall of soft bourgeois serenity, there is no such thing as a grilled-cheese craving.

Yes She CanA gelato master branches out with her own line of artisanal preserves.
by Felicia D'Ambrosio"Mindless, repetitive tasks are the curse of the printmaker," she says.
"You put all this effort into the beginning, then you make the same
thing over and over just like making jam!"
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor>> Now Seating: Blue Nile Falls Ethiopian Restaurant | Painted Cottage Café >> Little Vittles: Cochon | Dante & Luigi's
Mae FlowersIs this the least well-known restaurant in Philly?
by Trey PoppClose your eyes and imagine the far end of Wharton Street — out
where the CSX freight tracks bunch up against a bend in the Schuylkill.
It's OK — I couldn't conjure up much of an image, either.

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Dena Merlino"Baseball as America" Ballpark Special | Cooking Jewish | Williams-Sonoma Cooking Classes: Fresh Pasta | The Greatest Beers of the World | Singles Margarita Making and Tasting Night
Top 5:
Overused Menu TermsBuzz Words
by Felicia D'Ambrosio1 Seasonal | 2 Crispy | 3 Artisanal | 4 House-made | 5 Seared

Small BitesLittle Vittles
The Sweet Spot's Red Velvet Sandwich Cookies | Vegan Mac and Cheese at Gianna's | Ayala's Herbal Water | Horizons: New Vegan Cuisine

Agenda Lead:
Greene EnergyMaking nice with Susie Essman
by Tami Fertig"Susie Greene is kind of a simplistic character. Susie Essman's way more
complicated and covers a lot more subjects. I talk a lot about
relationships and sex and having teenagers and all the things that go
along with that. Susie Greene's a prude she just curses a lot."

Agenda Picks:
What We HeartPolaroid Pins
by Danielle Reicherter$5 (set of four) at Plaid Pony Vintage, plaidponyvintage.com
Just OpenedStudio 34
by Dana Henry4522 Baltimore Ave., 215-387-3434, studio34yoga.com
In The Event That...Your Updo is Glittery
by Aly SemigranProm Trash PhillyWed., April 16, 10 p.m., $1.99, Bob & Barbara's, 1509 South St., 215-545-4511, dumpstaplayers.org
On The DLHeavy Metal Parking Lot
by Mary WilsonThu., April 17, 7 p.m., $7, International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125, ihousephilly.org