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Notes From UndergroundWhat an empty concourse under Broad Street says about Philadelphia's past, present and future
by Matt StroudI saw a slew of men and women
unconscious on the floors. The contrast was striking. Above ground sat
the Ritz-Carlton, multiple national banks, bars, limos, the "Avenue of
the Arts." Below ground? The depths of Philadelphia — the parts no one
wants you to see.

Editor's Letter:
AANtastic!If hazy memories and blurry Flickr pics are to be believed, the AAN conference was a blast.
by Brian Howard"All weekend, without even knowing it had to, Philadelphia seemed to put
on its game face. We looked good. We
look good, Philadelphia."
Slant:
After the LandslideDemocrats should not be in a forgiving mood.
by David FarisAn Obama victory would be the perfect time to crush contemporary
conservatism and to enact the kind of progressive agenda that only
sweeping power will allow.

Loose Canon:
Losers by DefaultDailies are environmental disasters. But we need them.
by Bruce SchimmelAt their best, independent weeklies foster, well,
independence. If I had told someone to write something "breezy," I would have been told to go fuck myself, and probably in those words.
Feedback:
Bosphorus DreamsOn the shared spiritual anguish of Philadelphia and Istanbul.
by Nathaniel PopkinThere are still enough crumbling wooden houses, abandoned buildings, and vacant lots in Istanbul to make a Philadelphian feel at ease.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiDavid Brind just wrapped Dare — starring Emmy Rossum, Alan Cumming and Sandra Bernhard — last week. We know nothing of its storyline. But what a mess of a cast.
Fine Print:
Fishing for ComplimentsWhat do an Academy of Natural Sciences mailroom vet and a catfish have in common?
by Patrick Rapa"His catfish likes to hide in cavernous rocks or submerged hollow logs,
whereas Frank now likes to hide in his garden or the jazz aisles of
used record stores."

Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenWhat's it going to be, Pommel Horse Parkway? Uneven Bars Boulevard? Floor Routine Road? No?
The 18-Month SprintArthur Evans' uphill run at the Department of Human Services comes to an end.
by Doron TaussigIn one sense, there were 10 million things that needed to be done at
DHS. But in a broader sense, there were two. The first was crisis
management, which is what Dr. Arthur Evans thought he'd be doing when he accepted
the job.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Breaking the CycleWhat Philly is doing and still can do to raise its paltry recycling rate.
by Katherine SilkaitisRecently, Philly's green spirit has been making a
comeback. After increasing to 7 percent last year, the city's recycling
rate has gone up again,
and will stand at about 8 percent at the end of 2008.

Political Notebook:

Art:
Everything Is IlluminatedWarren Muller knows how to brighten up a room.
by Deni Kasrel"It's like when you meet a person — you don't necessarily know why you
like them, but you just do. Somehow you get engaged. ... I have that
kind of rapport with things in the world."
Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterCoheed and Cambria | H.P. Lovecraft | Martial arts in Philly | Soy Cafe smoothies
Coheed and Cambria | H.P. Lovecraft | Martial arts in Philly | Soy Café smoothies
Re-View:
On the NoseRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceConceptual oversimplification hovers over the show. Some pieces are
informational and others more gimmicky than deeply felt.
Dance:
Flight of FantasyA masterful ballet ... written by John Lithgow?
by Janet AndersonThere's one problem with the utterly enchanting Carnival of the Animals: that it's not longer.
Short ChangedEsplanade is Paul Taylor at his best.
by Janet AndersonTaylor's excellent dancers literally exploded onstage, leaping, sliding, rolling and hurling themselves into each others' arms.
Theater Review:
Treasure IslandJamaica — it's a play! Hooray, play!
by David Anthony FoxThe production looks under-rehearsed, but there's still fun to be had.
Arts Picks:
Arden Apprentice ShowcaseSun., June 15, 7 p.m.; Mon., June 16, 8 p.m.; Arden Theatre Co., 40 N. Second St.,
by Mark CoftaArden Professional Apprentices wrap up one tough year with one hilarious send-off performance.
Art for the Cash Poor 9Sat.-Sun., June 14-15, 1-6 p.m., free, Crane Arts Building, 1400 N. American St., 215-235-3405, inliquid.com (pictured: Manayunk 2, by Miriam Singer, mixed media on paper).
by Aly Semigran"When you buy, you're not only supporting the Philadelphia art community — you're creating your own collection."
Philadelphia Gay & Lesbian Theatre FestivalJune 13-28, $17.50-$25 ($75 all-festival pass), various locations, 215-922-1122, pgltf.org.
by Mark CoftaTo bolster its already-enthusiastic following in the city's gay,
lesbian, bisexual and transgender community, Philadelphia Gay &
Lesbian Theatre Festival wants its sixth season's half-dozen productions to
reach a wider audience.
SouvenirJune 17-29, $40-$52, Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St., 215-546-7824, wilmatheater.org.
by David Anthony FoxWikipedia takes a harsh stance on Florence Foster Jenkins, describing
her as "famous for her complete lack of rhythm, pitch, tone and overall
singing ability." That's not quite a fair picture — she was also
funny-looking.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Nadia StadnyckiAni: Forgotten Architectural Pieces of the Silk Road | Landscapes and Flowers | Portraits of Caregivers
Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItBloomsday 101
by Tami FertigSun., June 15, 7-9 p.m., free, Fergie's Pub, 1214 Sansom St.; Bloomsday, Mon., June 16, noon-7 p.m., free, Rosenbach Museum & Library, 2008-2010
Just Do ItThe Philly Fan
by Julia TerrusoRuns through June 15, $25-$30, Playground at the Adrienne, 2030 Sansom St., 215-922-4462, theatreexile.org
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 13 NORTH ART GALLERY
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules;please call for exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER , 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. METAMORPHOSIS, Features work
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance Anne-Marie Mulgrew and Dancers Co. The troupe performs
Readings/Book SigningsEREC SMITH The author discusses his new book, "Creamy Nougat," in which the main character Ross, a nudist, tests the boundaries of live-and-let-live by moving
Pay BackTom Kalin's Savage Grace deftly captures the rise and fall of the rich, twisted Baekelands.
by Sam AdamsEven when Tony is in his crib, Brooks and Barbara's relationship is one
of expediency and open contempt, and it only grows more poisonous as
they all grow older.
Topical ParadiseThe Lawn Chair Drive-In series is old enough to drink.
by Shaun BradyThe 21st season ranges from the Technicolor western The Jayhawkers to Roger Corman and Jack Nicholson's acid oddity The Trip. It offers Buster Keaton acrobatics in Seven Chances
and Ringo Starr figuratively encapsulating his Beatles experiences by
dumping wife Barbara Bach into a monumental pile of dinosaur shit in Caveman.
Green InitiativeThis Hulk is big, mean and uncomplicated.
by Drew LazorPeople will groan about the lack of character development, but is there
really anything new to absorb in the first place? Directors have been
pulling these 2-D archetypes off smudgy paper and resculpting them for
the screen since the dawn of Superman.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
Behind the MusicPhilly's rock bookers find new ways and means to set the stage.
by A.D. AmorosiThat this season includes some new friends in old places and old
friends in new places or just new places to begin with is just part of
the fun. The main thing is that everyone in the game seems to be at the
top of their game.
Reconsider Me:
Next SplashThe Breeders
Maybe it's
been a while since you heard "Cannonball," but you can summon its fat,
sticky bassline without trying too hard. Listen again, and you see that
it's even better than you remember.
One Track Mind:
Death Cab for Cutie"Your New Twin-Size Bed"
by John VetteseIn "Your New Twin-Size Bed," Ben Gibbard's
character lies in the titular bed, having just ditched the queen
because it was "more space than you would need."
SoundadviceGet Out!
Janelle Monae | Sonny Simmons/Bobby Few | Adele | Raheem DeVaughn | Comcast Hip-Hop Showcase
Music Picks:
Scary MonsterSat., June 14, 6:30 p.m., $10, all ages, with Tullycraft and Surefire Broadcast, the Barbary, 951 Frankford Ave., r5productions.com, 866-468-7619.
by John VetteseFor a year and a half, indie pop romantics Scary Monster played bars
and basements all over town, made old men dance on the boardwalk,
shrugged off the twee, had fun and won hearts. Now that their debut
full-length is ready to go, they're breaking up.
Thalia ZedekSat., June 14, 9 p.m., $10, with Major Stars and Neighbors on the Moon, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888, thekhyber.com.
by Sam AdamsThalia Zedek has spent most of her solo career raging against her demons, but her new solo album, Liars and Prayers, turns that anger back on the outside world.
Strictly MemphisFrom grub to booze, this Kensington taproom is doing it right.
by Elisa LudwigThis is an old-school corner bar reinvigorated with all the right
touches: vintage lighting fixtures, artisan ironwork, a set of taps
spouting 11 affordable craft beers, accessible
yet interesting eats. Even the ketchup slides out easy.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorDa Vinci Ristorante | The Institute | Distrito
Mojito the MomentMuddle citizens clash in a battle based around the classic Cuban cocktail.
by Meaghan DorffThe competition is broken
down into three distinct events: best traditional mojito, a speed
contest and a best-in-show category that rewards creativity.
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Nadia StadnyckiFlintstone Dinner at Zot | Father's Day Brunch at Devil's Alley | Zoobilee at the Philadelphia Zoo | Father's Day Specials at Mexican Post | City Food Artisanal Beer and Food Tour
Top 5:
Underused Picnic SpotsThe Wicker Plan
by Felicia D'Ambrosio1 Bartram's Garden | 2 Gazebo at FDR Park | 3 Azalea Garden | 4 Franklin Square | 5 Valley Forge National Historic Park
Small Bites:
Gary VaynerchukThe ebullient wine critic comes to Philly
by David SnyderVaynerchuk is
the director of operations for Springfield, N.J.'s Wine Library, but
he's best-known for his high-energy video podcast on
tv.winelibrary.com,
where he moves away from stuffy wine practices by using terms like
"sniffy sniff" and asking whether a bottle "brings the thunder" when he
reviews them.

Agenda Lead:
Diva NotesGospel according to Chrisette Michele
by A.D. AmorosiWith her smoke-curling voice and elegant, soulful songs, Chrisette
Michele might seem part of another time. She nearly says as much on her
debut CD, I Am (Def Jam).

Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Monica WeymouthOf all the trends we've welcomed back with open arms, we didn't see the
windbreaker being one of them. But in the crafty hands of Ivy Glass,
the garment has found an unexpected second life as a skirt.
Agenda Picks:
What We HeartArt Monkey Jewelry
by Meaghan DorffRockLove takes the monkey off of your back, and puts it on a string.
In The Event That...You Want Your Own Rat Pack
by Andrew ThompsonMaria Pandolfi wants people to know
that rats are good for more than carrying infectious diseases and
testing the toxicity of dioxin: They actually make great pets.
Just OpenedCity Planter
by Liz TungWedged in alongside Honey's and just down the block from the Random Tea
Room, City Planter fits right in on NoLibs' rustic-chic Fourth Street.
Boasting a polished selection of planters, greenery and garden
ornaments, the store caters to those with a tasteful-but-quirky take on
domesticity.