Mo' Money, Less Problems
Joe Schiavo
Via CityPaper.net
In response to "85 Shots" [Cover Story, Doron Taussig and Tom Namako, July 24, 2008] and the CP's implicit criticism of the police who shot the gun-wielding — and likely drugged-out — Steven "Butter" Miller in South Philadelphia last year, let me propose a rather unorthodox challenge: The writers of the CP and the city's other "alternative" weekly will participate in a reality show in which they will have to patrol the streets of Philadelphia's most dangerous neighborhoods. Judges will determine whether their reaction to each robbery, assault, rape, murder or gun-toting thug is precisely fair and proportional.
If, for instance, the judges determine that you fired your weapon to defend yourself and your partner from a suspect who appeared to be reaching for a weapon, but who actually was unarmed, you would be fired from the competition, vilified in the media and have to deal with accusations of racism and brutality.
However, those who are able to make the correct decision while patrolling their beat every time — without exception — would be declared the winner and offered a job with the police force of their choice, with all the lifestyle amenities that shift work and civil-servant salary would afford.
One more thing: Declared winners on the show will be participants who excelled at using restraint while responding to violent crimes, failed to use adequate force against a suspect and, as a result, got shot and killed on duty. These winners will be awarded an increase in their life insurance benefit and a plaque in their honor at police headquarters. Naturally, the winner of this highly coveted award unfortunately will not be eligible to return to the show for the next season.
Adam Levick
Via E-mail
Nobody cares about these criminal assholes, even Nut-Butter's best friend can't summon up the energy to write a slam about the guy. What's next? "John Lewis, the Misunderstood Fatbody"?
Pete Krimski
Via E-mail
The writers respond: Nowhere in "85 Shots" is the opinion expressed that Butter was harmless, or that the police were wrong to shoot at him. Questions are raised about the number of shots fired (about 60 of which, it should be recalled, missed Butter and went flying down residential streets). More importantly, though, is it really so wrong to acknowledge that Butter had friends and family who were negatively affected by his death? Or that those people, rightly or wrongly, are angry at the police? We don't doubt, by the way, that some of the officers involved have had a hard time of this, as well. We've requested interviews with them, and our offer still stands.
—Doron Taussig and Tom Namako
Their offer to interview the officers involved, when they know perfectly well the cops cannot speak due to the ongoing investigations, is irritating and disingenuous.
It's too bad, too, that the writers couldn't decide what exactly, their piece was about. Was it about a.) the people "Butter" left behind? or b.) the number of shots police fired? or c.) the number of times they missed or d.) an attempt to cause an even greater rift between the citizens of Philadelphia and its police officers? I'm going to bet safe and go with e.) all of the above.
Thanks, Doron & Tom, though, for raising the question about how many shots were fired. Seven officers were on-scene. Seventeen bullets in each of their clips. You do the math. Each officer can't assume the other one is going to shoot, or nobody will. It's simple mathematics, nothing more. I'm sure, if you were in the identical position, you'd have done the same.