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October 30th, 2008 other issues :
How This FeelsIt can be hard to get our heads around the fact that Barack Obama is winning.
by Doron TaussigPersonally, I've reached a point where I can't really imagine John
McCain giving a concession speech. I feel like I've seen this movie before, and it
doesn't end happily.
The Fishtown EffectCan you be racist and vote Obama?
by Isaiah ThompsonFor all the polls and diner/bar interviews, relatively few whites have
acknowledged race as a factor in their voting decision. Instead, those with
concerns have cited Obama's "inexperience," saying that they don't
"trust" him, or that they don't "know" him.
The Can't-Voters by Tom Namako"When you come from a country where democracy is a luxury, you really value voting."
The Other IssuesThe ones that aren't being talked about
How the election will affect the speed at which you can download porn, the sex being had in prisons, the ease with which you can form a union and more.
My Concession Speech by John McCainI have bedded down with a beer heiress in Canton and watched the
sunrise with a frightening hockeymilf in Fayetteville. I have shaken
hands with everyday Americans, people who are ready for change, and who
are afraid that Barack Obama is a Jewish-Muslim socialist terrorist
elitist. Some of which I repudiate with all my heart.

Editor's Letter:
Eyes on the Prize by Brian HowardWelcome to Philadelphia, temporary center of the universe. Again.
Slant:
A Man for our Season by David FarisBack in 2000, Republicans liked to argue that the Democrats "had their
chance," and they had the gall to make this argument at a time of
unprecedented prosperity. Remember that the biggest dispute of the
Bush-Gore campaign was what to do with the gigantic fiscal surplus
after eight years of competent government. Those were the days, weren't
they?

Loose Canon:
Mohnednur the GrocerWhat's stopping him literally is a vast expanse of Plexiglas.
by Bruce SchimmelLet's extend our praise to all the entrepreneurs, especially those
whose stories have been buried in the xenophobic mud of "Country
First." Many of these folks love America with a special affection, and
have a long history of bringing new life to our cities.
Feedback:

Dispatch:
Return of the Puncher"It's getting to be make-or-break for me."
by Mike NewallGerald has been knocked to the canvas only once, when a
former heavyweight champion caught him with a wild
left hook four years ago in Vegas. Gerald got up and began to open up with hooks of his own and when it was over, his opponent quit with fractured ribs, a broken nose and jaw, and a collapsed
eye socket.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWhy were Ray Romano and Phil Rosenthal on my former home block of Letitia Street over the weekend? Looking to film Everybody Loved A.D. When He Used to Live Here?
Fine Print:
To the NinesThe Inquirer National Sudoku Championship
by Aaron MoselleThe scene was something to behold: Hundreds of Sudoku players lined up
on tables, quiet but eager to see how their skills stacked up against
competitors from across the country and abroad.

Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenCadaver dog? Isn't that a Poe story?
Local RoundupThere are other things on the ballot besides Obama vs. McCain.
by Tom NamakoAre you one of those newly inspired first-time voters? If so, you may be
in for a shock: The presidential race is not the only thing on the
ballot!
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Political Notebook:
Crunch Time by Mary F. PatelWhile Barack Obama is leading in the polls, his national worker bees are taking nothing for granted.

Art:
Crude AwakeningPop-culture provocateur Peter Saul calls 'em like he sees 'em.
by A.D. AmorosiThe man who nearly had a career going with MAD magazine for his
highly satirical brand of brutal skewering took on a ferocious anti-war
stance to the Vietnam conflict before it was popular.
Theater Review:
Gee is for GrievousGee's Bend
by David Anthony FoxHere, the topical treatment is iconic and sweeping. There are too many obvious
metaphors and too much one-dimensional
character writing.
Books:
This Bizarre CountryShort Story Collections
by Patrick RapaThe Best American Short Stories | The Ecco Anthology of Contemporary American Short Fiction | New Stories from the South 2008 | Best New American Voices 2009 | Best of the Web 2008
Book Review:
Size MattersRoberto Bolaño's long-winded last novel stares down the face of death.
by Matt JakubowskiThose who take on the 912-page novel will not regret it. The stunning talent, humor and inventiveness on display is more proof that when Bolaño died in 2003 at age 50, the world lost
not just a great Latin American writer, but perhaps one of its greatest
writers, period.
Arts Picks:
Naomi ChungOct. 30-Nov. 26, Gross McCleaf Gallery, 127 S. 16th St., 215-665-8138,
grossmccleaf.com. by Deni KasrelChung's works are often quite detailed, although her most essential concern is the "evocation of a mood or a feeling."
Big Messy Retro-FestBig Messy Retro-Fest, Fri.-Sat., Oct. 31-Nov. 1 and Nov. 7-8, 7 and 9 p.m., $25 per performance, Painted Bride Arts Center, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914, paintedbride.org; Big Mess Movie Night, Mon., Nov. 3, 9 p.m., free, National Mechanics, 22 S. Third St., 215-701-4883, nationalmechanics.com
by A.D. AmorosiBig Mess was a precursor to everything Philly Fringe and Live Arts Fest
would one day become. And what did Greg Giovanni do to celebrate that?
Become a Noh theater artiste and abandon his baby.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Molly EichelAn Abstract Eye | The Darkness and Scallions | Process in Print: The David and Susan Goode Collection
Arts Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...You Need to Justify Another Pair of Fall Boots
by Monica Weymouth"Rest Your Feet," an exhibit presented by Drexel's Antoinette Westphal
College of Media Arts and Design, takes a look at our evolving and
peculiar relationship with footwear, from high-fashion pumps to '70s
ski boots to faux sneaks.
GalleriesMuseums/ExhibitsPerforming ArtsReadings/Book Signings
The Lost BoyAngelina Jolie's unrelenting intensity lacks human emotion in Clint Eastwood's Changeling.
by Sam AdamsLike most of Clint Eastwood's latter-day movies, it's directed in the style
of an old master, high-toned and serious even when dealing with
material that eventually turns almost unbearably lurid.
Raised from the GraveThe Exhumed Films 24-Hour Horror-Thon
by Shaun BradyThe lineup of films is kept absolutely secret (as they were last year). Gervasi promises they learned one lesson: "Never show Dracula vs. Frankenstein in the wee small hours."
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
Bones for BrownieJazz greats pay tribute to the tragically brief career of Clifford Brown.
by Shaun BradyListening back to Brown's recordings more than half a century after his
death, there's a sense of urgency to his every solo, an impatient
invention, as if every note is being blown on borrowed time.
Aid or Invade:
FranceRodney Anonymous vs. the World
by Rodney AnonymousAmericans love to make fun of France even though the French don't
have a Creation Museum, hockey moms or Alabama. What they do have is a
first lady who does a lousy Nico impersonation.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Oscuro Quintet | Of Montreal | Deerhunter | Joe McPhee's Trio X | Dynamite Club
Music Picks:
West Philadelphia OrchestraThu., Oct. 30, 9 p.m., $10, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 215-787-0488,
northstarbar.com.
by Shaun BradyToo many people crammed into too small a space, cultural heritages
rubbing up against and off on one another — sound familiar, University
City?
The Gutter TwinsWed., Nov. 5, 8 p.m., $18, with Afterhours, TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011,
livenation.com.
by M.J. FineThey won't lift you up, but they'll never let you down.
Philadelphia Classical SymphonyFri., Oct. 31, 8 p.m., $15-$35, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 215-228-2224,
classicalsymphony.org.
by Peter BurwasserThe schlocky pop group Mannheim Steamroller is not nearly as innovative
and bold as the original Mannheim Orchestra, the 18th-century ensemble
that inspired their name.
On the ReboundIs Minar Palace v2.0 still championship-caliber?
by David SnyderWhether you're an out-to-pasture athlete who still has the itch or a
closed restaurant eyeing a return to business, there's nothing tougher
than mounting a comeback.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorButcher & Singer | Mazag Café | Teri's Restaurant | Coconut Grove
Tastes Like HomeHome Slice
by Trey PoppThey're serving better pizza with more variety than many places that charge a higher price. Discover it already.
Top 5:
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Nikki VolpicelliMANNA Pie in the Sky Tasting | Halloween Spirits at McGillin's Olde Ale House | Thirteen Tailgate Brunch | Five-Course Wine Dinner at Rum Bar | Election Night Party at Johnny Brenda's

Agenda Lead:
Witch CraftCassandra Peterson on her vampy alter ego
by A.D. Amorosi"Vincent Price was my favorite actor. House on Haunted Hill was my favorite movie. And when other little girls were doing Barbies, I was making models of the Wolf Man."

Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Monica Weymouthheidiroland Obama Earrings | Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction | Conspiracy Showroom Two-Year Anniversary Celebration
Agenda Picks:
It's October Thirtywhat?Your Last-Minute Costume Guide
by Nikki VolpicelliSazz Vintage | Thrift Fair | Retrospect | The Curiosity Shoppe | Sephora
Just Do ItGraphic Novels Panel
by Dianca PottsGraphic novels are much more than stories with pictures or X-Men for grownups. This
misunderstood literary genre will be the center of attention at the
Free Library's upcoming panel featuring industry hotshots.
Word On The StreetWorld Zombie Day Philadelphia
by Jimmy Viola"I think there are a lot of the living dead among us right now, McCain included. At least zombies eat what they kill."