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November 27th, 2008 other issues :
Keepers of the ChaosNorth Philly free jazz outlaws Jamaaladeen Tacuma and G. Calvin Weston are still breaking the rules.
by Shaun BradyThe swirl of funkified noise — like P-Funk on hallucinogens after
trudging through a delta blues swamp and emerging in downtown NYC —
will be the result of 35 prior live shows and one recording date. No
rehearsals, no sound checks, no casual jam sessions.

Editor's Letter:
Slant:
Wither the Media?Since Nov. 5, the media has forced us to go cold turkey.
by Eric TragerFor those who believe that the media failed to challenge the Bush
administration sufficiently after 9/11, heads up: You ain't seen
nothing yet. In the aftermath of Barack Obama's landslide victory
earlier this month, the mainstream media has replaced serious
journalism with blind euphoria.

Loose Canon:
A Season of Slow CookingCall it Good Kitchen Karma. The happiest kitchens are democracies.
by Bruce SchimmelHome cooking is slow work, and so forms the core of Slow Food, a
philosophy of cooking and eating that eschews all that is easy and
quick.
Feedback:
Get on the GridPhilly's new urban sustainability magazine is building a base.
by Brian HowardLiving sustainably has been a buzzed-about notion for years, but
given the economic uncertainty we're all steeping in at present, the
idea's become trendy for an entirely new reason. Into the breach comes Grid, a fledgling magazine pointing "Towards a Sustainable Philadelphia."
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiI'm certain many of you think of me as an ungrateful cur. Not so. To prove as much, here're things I'm truly grateful for going into Thanksgiving.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenFortunately, rain has been ruled out by The Farmers' Almanac 2008
Football Forecast, which predicts the weather will be "Fair and cold
for Thanksgiving." How terribly specific!
The CP Library ProjectWe've got the raw data behind the closings. Help us make sense of it.
by Isaiah ThompsonSince last week, we here at City Paper have been collecting data
related to the closures — some provided by library officials, some from
elsewhere. But there's a lot of it, and we're not statisticians.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Citizen Mom:
TwittstormWithin days, YouTube was stocked with response videos made by moms furious at an ad that so trivialized a parenting technique used for millennia.
by Amy Z. QuinnThe mobilization began on the blogs but really took
off on Twitter, where the so-called "Motrin Moms" juggernaut was born.
Within days, YouTube was stocked with response videos made by moms
furious that the drug maker would so trivialize a parenting technique
used by women for millennia!

Art:
Holidays Ex MachinaLocal stages plot to cure your winter discontent.
by Mark CoftaEach holiday season offers an entertainment variety revealing that our
culture's holiday spirit continues to thrive on area stages, despite Mother
Nature's icy agenda.
Get Me to the Show on TimeA guide to holiday theater in Philly
Art:
All SmilesAdditional insights from Roy Smiles, one of our favorite across-the-pond funnymen.
by A.D. Amorosi"The difference between America and England? America has Johnny Cash,
Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder — England has no cash, no hope and with the
Conservatives about to get back in, it's no fucking wonder."
Re-View:
Diamond in the RuffRobin Rice on Visual Art: "Dog Heaven" at Locks Gallery
by Robin RiceIn Sarah McEneaney paintings, she is so uniquely, even relentlessly — and sometimes
literally — nakedly herself, that a rival's envy can't come into the
picture. Empathy, yes; envy, no.
Book Review:
One-Two PunchFight Scenes by Greg Bottoms
by Jimmy ViolaA violent showdown against Bottoms' bigger, stronger 16-year-old nemesis is written as if the author was
distracted by "Return to Thunderdome," some of it
osmotically absorbed into his subconscious.
Theater Review:
Tangled WebDark Play or Stories for Boys at Theatre Exile
by Mark CoftaIf you've long suspected that most Web-trollers are either deviant
miscreants or lonely dopes, this well-staged story from Theatre Exile
will confirm your fears.
Opera:
Play on, PlayersDon Giovanni, Nov. 22, Curtis Opera Theatre
by David ShengoldCurtis Opera Theatre double-casts its main-stage shows — so while I was glad to have caught the bracing Saturday night performance of Don Giovanni at
Arts Picks:
SchmucksDec. 3-Jan. 4, $39-$55, Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St., 215-546-7824,
wilmatheater.org by A.D. AmorosiSchmucks allows Roy Smiles to examine his obsession with what he
calls the "Jewishness" of most American comedy.
Toni MorrisonMon., Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m., $14, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-686-5322,
freelibrary.org.
by Natalie Hope McDonaldMorrison says the narrative moves like an engine, interspersed with
deeply introspective reflections from a cast of characters living on a
farm in Maryland.
Playing it StraightGus Van Sant tones down the experimentation for his biopic of Harvey Milk, the first gay man elected to U.S. office.
by Sam AdamsGiven the biopic's endemic middlebrow orientation, Van Sant is in the position of trying to paint
a masterpiece with one arm tied behind his back. There's no question
that Milk is less viscerally exciting than the movies that
precede it, but the movie's very conventionality is what makes it
extraordinary.
Down UnderBaz Luhrmann's Australia
by Shaun BradyThe film is paced like a Viagra overdose, seemingly reaching a climax
about every 30 seconds. Each shot clamors for attention like a spoiled
child. Luhrmann directs with all the subtlety of a Mummers Parade — why
simply end a scene when you can throw in dancing in the streets?
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
Vodou AngelHow Haitian art inspires Nancy Josephson's bluegrass.
by Mary Armstrong"[Haiti] is an important lens into my world. It has been a
life-changing experience for me. Finding beauty in this shithole is
transformative — speaks to how you look at yourself in the world."
Hang The DJ:
Country FeedbackTaylor Swift's Fearless and Britney Spears' Circus
by J. Edward KeyesThere's a couple of mandolins and a half-hearted banjo, but this is pop
music through and through, expertly rendered songs that rely on big,
glistening guitars and Swift's honey-on-a-tree-branch vocals.
SoundadviceGet Out!
by Kevin Pearson and Deesha DyerQ-Tip | King Khan and BBQ Show | Sebastien Grainger | Immortal Technique | Redman and Method Man
Music Picks:
El GuinchoSun., Nov. 30, 6.30 p.m., $10, with Lemonade and Magnet City Kids, The Barbary, 951 Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by Kevin PearsonWhile he's been called a European counterpart to Panda Bear, El Guincho eschews
the Animal Collective member's celestial style for a more upbeat,
dancefloor approach.
Dolce SuonoWed., Dec. 3, 7:30 p.m., free, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 267-252-1803,
dolcesuono.com.
by Peter BurwasserMimi Stillman's musician friends are among the best in the business,
and she has recruited them to help her put on these diverse and
intriguing programs.
Kenny Werner TrioFri., Nov. 28, 5:45 and 7:15 p.m., free with museum admission of $14, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Parkway, 215-763-8100,
philamuseum.org.
by Shaun BradyIt's always worth a look when Kenny Werner assembles a new trio.
Chances are, if they meet his exacting standards, they'll absolutely
cook. And if they're playing at that level, then they'll be too busy to
stick together for long.
Any MinetteThe first and third acts shine brightest at this authentic bistrot.
by Trey PoppMy order, in broad terms, mirrored everyone else's: The appetizer was a
winner by knockout, but the entrée was a split decision. Dessert
brought back the golden gloves.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorThai Chef & Noodle Fusion | Del Frisco's Double Eagle Steak House | Ugly Mug Tavern | Brunch at Novità Bistro | New chef at The Sidecar
Shared BlessingsThanksgiving Dinner for the Homeless at Portofino
by Felicia D'AmbrosioRalph Berarducci is 72 this year, but possesses no trace of an old man's
hesitancy or fatigue. Good thing: The scale of his Thanksgiving event
would test even a young man's stamina and compassion.
Top 5:
Flavors of HarvestWhat We're Thankful For
by Laura H. YacoePumpkin Pancakes | Apple Cider Doughnuts | Sweet Potato Pie | Thanksgiving Dinner on a Roll | Pumpkin Whoopie Pie
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Nikki VolpicelliPhiladelphia Brewing Co. Open House | The Feast of the Seven Dishes of Fish | Prix-Fixe Brunch Menu at Tinto | St. Andrew's Day at Grey Lodge | Cliveden Winter Beer Fest

Agenda Lead:
Triple ThreatThe Stella boys can't get enough of each other.
by A.D. Amorosi"When we're at our best, we are both very rehearsed and very
improvisational. And the audience doesn't know which is which. For me,
that's when Stella is really hitting on all cylinders."

Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Monica WeymouthOff the Blanket at Space 1026 | City Paper Trunk Show at the TLA | Made in Philly Holiday Craft Fair at Studio 34 | Standard Craft at Standard Tap | Bus Stop, Arcadia Boutique, Grasshopper ...
Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItThe Rebecca Davis Dance Company: 1994 in Philadelphia
by Kathryn LipmanMost of the narratives in 1994 in Philadelphia come from children — both those who were orphaned by the genocide and those whose parents lived to tell them about it.
Day Tripper"Unguarded Moments: Backstage and Beyond"
by Shaun BradyDarby Crash was always much more image-savvy than those legions of
aging keg-and-leathers cover bands could hope to be, and pegged his
friend Theresa Kereakes to document the Germs virtually from its birth.
What We HeartKiehl's World AIDS Day Lip Balm #1
by Nikki VolpicelliGive your pucker a fighting chance with Kiehl's Lip Balm #1, an intense
serum that contains wheat germ oil, allantoin and vitamins A and E.