Running Numbers

A scholarly look at the digits that matter.

Published: Nov 25, 2008

1 Numbers of hours before every Philadelphia Orchestra subscription concert that ticket-holders can enjoy a free PreConcert Conversation — a program featuring "interviews with renowned guest artists and composers, discussions led by distinguished area faculty and behind-the-scenes information." PreConcert Conversations at 7 p.m. on Nov. 28 and 29 and Dec. 2 held at the Kimmel Center prior to performances of Tristan and Isolde will feature Philadelphia Classical Symphony artistic director Karl Middleman. Please excuse Karl if he's wolfing down leftovers between the Qs & As.

45 High temperature, in degrees Fahrenheit — along with a 31 percent chance of showers — predicted by Weather.com for Thanksgiving, when the Eagles will face the Arizona Cardinals at the Linc. Fortunately, rain has been ruled out by The Farmers' Almanac 2008 Football Forecast, which predicts the weather will be "Fair and cold for Thanksgiving." How terribly specific!

49 Maximum average temperature, in degrees Fahrenheit, that will register a positive hit on the "Philadelphia November 2008 Jacket Weather Index," which measures the total number of days that the average temperature is below 50 degrees during the National Retail Federation's fiscal month of November, which lasts from Nov. 2 to 29. The index measures consumer demand for winter apparel by quantifying "the degree to which daily temperatures will motivate consumers to wear cool-weather clothing." Trying finding that in The Farmers' Almanac!

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250 Maximum number of words that should be included in the statement required to be provided with submissions to "Unintended Uses," an exhibition of hacked and repurposed materials — sponsored by the NEXUS/foundation and The Hacktory — scheduled for Feb. 12 through March 6, 2009. Electronics, video, robotics and new media artists are encouraged to submit work for review via e-mail by 11:59 p.m. Dec. 1. Visit nexusphiladelphia.org for info. Who among you will repurpose the Jacket Weather Index to be used for good?

92,000 Number of hours that attorneys at the Morgan Lewis law firm devoted to pro bono representations in 2007. On Dec. 4 from 8:30 to 11 a.m., attorneys from the firm's Philadelphia location at 1701 Market St. will take time out of their bizarre dedication to the U2 frontman to present "Immigration Town Hall Meeting 2008: Addressing Current Challenges in the Immigration Environment." Contact lemiller@morganlewis.com for more info. Please, no questions about Zooropa reparations lawsuits.

Hey ... can I get your digits? I want to hear about the numerals you need to see. Let a number-runner know at runningnumbers@gmail.com.

Comments

Millions of patriotic Americans are on the alert of any Congressional movement towards so-called Comprehensive Immigration Reform. By any other name--this is AMNESTY OR A PATH TO CITIZENSHIP. A fine (approx $3000.00, learn English and go to the back of the line? We will still have to give them free health care, housing, education and other welfare programs. Now whose going to enforce those rules. They cannot even deport those here already in large numbers? American citizens know the ominous implications of allowing this to happen. It means we will have to share Social Security, Pensions with 37 million illegal aliens squatting in the US., according to the Tucson Border Patrol union

Not only will impoverished illegal foreign nationals be able to tap into the welfare government share-out, we have now? But millions without paying 10 years of working credits, will be able to draw on SSA, SSI, SDI, food stamps and other programs designed for low income citizens. With their legalization they will have the opportunity to bring in their extended family members. Their elders, sick, mentally ill will be able to use our wilting health care system, and receive welfare to survive. This is an outrage to every working American and legal resident. It will lead to more illegal immigrants coming across the border and OVERPOPULATION. Don't believe in the liberal national press, read the truth

The truth is to terminate illegal activity at the workplace with massive fines, confiscation of business assets and long terms in prison for pariah employers. The answer is there--but does our government have the true intention to halt the illegal alien epidemic?

Find uncensored facts at www.judicialwatch.org/ www.numbersusa.com/ www.capsweb.org/www.americanpatrol/
by Brittanicus on November 26th 2008 4:40 PM



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