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Cheap Chic!City Paper's 2008 Holiday Gift Guide
by Monica WeymouthRecession or no recession, plenty of us are having cash-flow problems this holiday season. That doesn't mean people won't be expecting gifts.
GirlfriendCity Paper's 2008 Holiday Gift Guide
by Jimmy ViolaUnderwear is a tricky gift: Too sexy, and she won't know who it's for.
BoyfriendCity Paper's 2008 Holiday Gift Guide
by Rachel WhitkinSick of his omnipresent Phillies hat?
KidsCity Paper's 2008 Holiday Gift Guide
by Nikki VolpicelliMom may have packed tuna again, but at least that fish is ridin' in style.
HostessCity Paper's 2008 Holiday Gift Guide
by Campbell StatesHigh-minded theory aside, these things are just freaking adorable.
Break The BankCity Paper's 2008 Holiday Gift Guide
by Felicia D'AmbrosioThese look — and are — blue-blood and expensive.
BibliophileCity Paper's 2008 Holiday Gift Guide
by Dianca PottsAmerica | Influence | Thet Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac | The Pitchfork 500 | Scared of Santa | Take Me Back | Looking for Lincoln | The Best of Sexology | Art & Sole

Editor's Letter:
Watching and Waiting by Brian HowardIt's difficult to know what to feel right now. There's the part of
you that wants to focus your energy and thoughts on Brian's recovery.
Then you realize that, good vibes and positive thinking aside, there's
not a whole lot you can do.
Slant:
The Blackest FridayWe are all at risk of getting trampled once the doors open.
by David FarisYou'll find no remorse from the I-bankers, financiers and Wall
Street dilettantes who led us into this disaster by extending and
trading bad credit like NFL draft slots. They helped convince Americans
that something can be had for nothing — which is true, but only if you
have good lobbyists.

Loose Canon:
Mayor Nutter's Sustainable BrainCitizens are aching to help. Lots of them.
by Bruce SchimmelAs Philadelphia's first director of sustainability, Mark Alan Hughes' mandate is to catch up with the future before the past overtakes us. An ex-UPenn academic,
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"It is surprising to see revisionist history while you are still alive."
Calendar BoyButch Cordora talks straight men out of their pants for art.
by A.D. Amorosi"I thought it would be a good idea for the two of us to go in the
bathroom and sort of jerk off a little ... play with ourselves to get our
dicks a little chubbed up for the photo. But it didn't work. It's incredibly
nerve-wracking to be naked on a set with nine people around."
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIf you can jussst get through City Hall's Christmas tree lighting without throwing rotten fruit at NutterButter for ruining this and every holiday in the foreseeable future, you're nearly to 2009.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenAny good conspiracy involves Jimmy Hoffa sooner or later.
The AccidentOur friend Brian Hickey was gravely injured by a hit-and-run driver.
by Doron Taussig and Mike NewallThough Brian covers a lot of sports and politics, he does his best
work on crime, and victims. His natural empathy, aversion to sap and,
when called for, his rage, allow him to make readers care about
strangers who've had unfair things happen to them. He'd do a good job with this story.
Survey SaysYPP's editors figured the rest of the city agreed with them. Now they have proof.
by Isaiah ThompsonIt's easy to say the mayor's wrong, but without data, it's hard to show that you're right.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Get Used to HerPhilly's newest LGBTQ activist is quickly making her mark.
by Timothy J. McLaughlinFitzgerald came out as a lesbian when she was 14 years old. While
she's never faced discrimination or hatred on a personal level, she
says, Prop 8 hits close to home.

Books:
Call it EducationAnnie Leibovitz has learned to see the forest for the trees.
by Natalie Hope McDonald"It's very different," admits Leibovitz of her new book. "It has a lot more words!"
Testing, TestingOur master home chefs invest in cookbookery's latest triumphs, with mixed returns.
by Justin Bauer and Char VandermeerMeals ranged from rich but simple (semolina gnocchi with tallegio and pancetta) to merely simple-sounding
(pork with grapefruit, sage, honeycomb) to not at all simple (ancho
tamales with yucatan pork, charred tomatillo sauce and criolla cebolla,
with an order of Dungeness crab guacamole with Belgian endive and
garlic chips to start).
Coming Out Fightin'Books about our World Champion Philadelphia Phillies
by Andrew MilnerTthe latest bunch of Phillies books with titles like Phantastic! and Champions!, with their liberal use of the exclamation point, take a little getting used to.
Now Read ThisGet Out!
Big Wheel at the Cracker Factory | Big Box Reuse | And the Hippos Were Boiled in their Tanks | Town of Mirrors | Nerve: The First Ten Years
Shelf Life:
Observation RoomUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer
by Justin BauerThe Unpossessed City by Jon Fasman | Bad Traffic by Simon Lewis | The Dirty South by Alex Wheatle | Driftless by David Rhodes
DVD DealsTips for the movie geek on your holiday list.
by Sam AdamsEven when money is tight, there are boxed sets that offer plenty of bang for the buck.
This is a MustacheHappy Birthday, Harris Malden
by Molly EichelHarris Malden was originally conceived for the 2006 First Person
Arts Memoir and Documentary competition. The year's theme of "a little
white lie" produced stories about sexual abuse, living with AIDS in
India — and Sweaty Robot's short film about a man and his fake mustache.
Big TimeSoulful Sharon Little goes large and gets dirty.
by M.J. Fine"In Philadelphia, I'm like nobody," says Sharon Little. "Nobody knows who I am." That's going to change. Her voice is too big, her momentum too strong, for her to stay incognito for long.
Reconsider Me:
Story TimeOasis' (What's the Story) Morning Glory? and Dig Out Your Soul
Oasis' latest, with its recycled riffs and lyrical preoccupation with
the Rapture, is lazy on both musical and theological grounds.
SoundadviceGet Out!
The Walkmen | Yeasayer | Max Ochs | The Flatlands Collective | Mercury Rev
Music Picks:
The Ting Tings and Scott WeilandRadio 104.5 FM Holiday Bizarre, featuring Scott Weiland with The Ting Tings and The Airborne Toxic Event, Sun., Dec. 7, 8 p.m., $10.45, TLA, 334 South St., 215-336-2000,
livenation.com.
by A.D. AmorosiScott Weiland is the headliner, but Philadelphia would agree that there's even more love to be given to Salford-in-the-U.K.'s The Ting Tings.
Rudresh MahanthappaSat., Dec. 6, 7 and 9 p.m., $25, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914,
paintedbride.org.
by Shaun BradyMahanthappa's experimentation doesn't stop with simply melding two
musics; he's been splicing the results with other sounds to create even
more experimental sounds.
Tempesta di MareSat., Dec. 6, 8 p.m., free, Chestnut Hill Presbyterian Church, 8855 Germantown Ave., and Sun., Dec. 7, 3 p.m., free, Old St. Joseph's Church, 321 Willings Ave.; 215-755-8776,
tempestadimare.org.
by Peter BurwasserThe modern French horn remains one of the most demanding instruments, but the
baroque horn is an especially challenging beast, devoid of valves,
making it almost an extension of the voice itself.
The Spy Who Grubbed MeMystery shopper Marc Kravitz keeps Philly's servers on point.
by Drew LazorBlindly feared by servers the same way your gram fears The Reckoning,
Kravitz absorbs everything he sees, hears, tastes and sometimes even
smells.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorWineO | Noble American Cookery | New mac and cheese menu at Swallow | Delivery at Home Slice
The Magic PowderEkta
by David SnyderWhat makes Ekta's food so different? Getting a chef to show his cards in this respect is
usually impossible. But when I spoke with chef Raju Bhattarai, he revealed what gives his plates the edge.
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
Geeks Who Give Philabundance Fundraiser | Repeal Day at Memphis Taproom | Kristmas in Kensington Kickoff | Sicilian Holiday Dinner at Fork | TJ's Everyday Five-Year Anniversary Party

Agenda Lead:
FontasiaBehind the oft-printed typeface.
by Holly OtterbeinThe resulting documentary explores how the
Swiss-made font from the '50s has become one of the most ubiquitous
typefaces in the world, appearing on everything from American Apparel
ads and Gap T-shirts to stop signs and subway instructions.
Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItIyengar Yoga Party
by Dana HenryIyengar Yoga Party | Fri., Dec. 5, 7-10 p.m., $10 suggested donation, Studio 34, 4522 Baltimore Ave., 215-387-3434,
studio34yoga.com Just Do ItDoug Varone and Dancers
by Deni KasrelThu., Dec. 4, 7:30 p.m.; Fri, Dec. 5, 8 p.m.; Sat. Dec. 6, 2 and 8 p.m., $32-$48, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900,
pennpresents.org Just Do ItKoresh Dance Winter Kick-Off
by Deni KasrelTheater of Public Secrets, Thu. and Fri., Dec. 4 and 5, 8 p.m., and
Sat., Dec. 6, 2 p.m.;
Negative Spaces, Sat., Dec. 6, 8 p.m., Sun. Dec.
7, 7 p.m., $25-$35, Suzanne Roberts Theatre, 480 S. Broad St.,
215-751-0959,
koreshdance.org Just Do ItMonster vs. Robot
by Carolyn HuckabayOpening reception Fri., Dec. 5, 6-9 p.m., free, exhibit through Dec. 28, Proximity Gallery, 2434 E. Dauphin St., 267-825-2949,
proximityart.com