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December 11th, 2008 other issues :
The NuttersIn the midst of the budget crisis, which mayor do you see?
by Doron TaussigThe mayor went on TV, two days after the presidential election,
to disclose the scope of the city's budget crisis and announce drastic cuts. It was, in
a sense, his coming-out party. Since then, Philadelphians have begun to see one of a few different versions of Michael Nutter.

Loose Canon:
A Growing Gift by Bruce SchimmelThe Story of Stuff, a 20-minute flick which debuted last year, has all the makings of a
new Christmas classic, only with Scrooge rebranded as a green hero.
Slant:
Death and ResurrectionNothing in Philadelphia disappears completely.
by Nathaniel PopkinBerg's questions so often take such delicate form in the urban grime
and delirium — in fragments of conversation on the trolley, in the
summer's humidity, in a "garbage can erupting with the praise and grace
of existence"— that his writing can't be separated from the city where
he lives.
Feedback:
Out of the AshesThe lost and found fortunes of painter Felix Giordano.
by Mike NewallFirefighter Shawn Flynn of Ladder Company 11 at 12th and Reed
remembers the alarm bells going off at 2:30 p.m. As the truck turned
onto Passyunk Avenue, Flynn, a 17-year veteran, saw the plume of smoke. "We got a job," he called out to the other firefighters.
Somebody Told MeThree rounds with the Killers of Comedy — and their friend Danny Bonaduce.
by Jimmy Viola"He looks like an orange gremlin coming out at you. It's almost like a
fat chick driving you home at 9 in the morning, where you know its just
not going to turn out well. He may be able
to kick my ass, but at least I can tan, so fuck him."
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiYeah, it's tough out there. But you're good Icepack people — cold exteriors, warm hearts. So stick
with me on this. Y'all must tuck in and
dig deeper — within yourself, within your pockets.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenLooks like yet another sad Christmas for the grouchy and unfortunately long-named Burgermeister Meisterburger.
A Question of CostWe don't know how much is being saved by closing 11 libraries.
by Isaiah ThompsonIncreasingly, the debate over libraries is centering around the issue
of cost. But among the data that has so far been provided by the Free Library and
the mayor's office, those costs have remained conspicuously absent.

Sports:
Nice Guys Finish LastFire Maurice Cheeks.
by E. James BealeThe players are tuning out the coach's advice. Next time you're at a
game, watch the huddle closely during a time-out: More often than not,
the Sixers are glancing at the Jumbotron and leaning back in their
chairs instead of focusing on their coach and his clipboard.

Citizen Mom:
See What Having a Life Gets You?What does Ed Rendell's alleged gaffe say about gender double standards?
by Amy Z. QuinnThe rhetoric seems to be focused on two questions: One,
would Rendell have made the same comment were Napolitano a man? And
two, had he made the comment about a man, would it have been
newsworthy?

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Art:
Fresh FruitJennifer Childs and James Sugg pit their wits against tacky vaudeville in Cherry Bomb.
by A.D. AmorosiFor their first collaboration, director/writer Jennifer Childs and
composer/noted Pig Iron-er James Sugg cherry-picked the worst act ever
to grace vaudeville.
Dance:
Here a Nut, There a NutThe Nutcracker is everywhere.
by Janet AndersonThe Nutcracker has become such a holiday staple, you might be
surprised to learn that the original performance in St. Petersburg,
Russia, 116 years ago was considered something of a dud.
Re-View:
Clay NationRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceAll the work was collected by one man,
Frederick R. McBrien III. He's not a scholar of Japanese art — though
he could pass for one — but a man who chooses objects because they
appeal to him.
Dance:
JourneymanReview: Doug Varone at the Annenberg Center
by Janet AndersonThe movement Doug Varone makes is serious and
weighty, experimental yet accessible. No one at Annenberg last week
needed to know about his honors because his choreography and beautifully trained troupe
said it all.
Theater Review:
Government IssueThe Government Inspector, through Dec. 28, Lantern Theater Co. at St. Stephen's Theater, 923 Ludlow St., 215-829-0395,
lanterntheater.org.
by David Anthony FoxThere's so much to enjoy in Lantern's production that I can't
imagine anyone going home disappointed. The show is offered up as a
family piece, which is rather daring and inspired — the kids at the
matinee I saw were eating it up.
Arts Picks:
Luminous Communities"Luminous Communities: Shaping our Neighborhoods with Jell-O," through January 2009, Delaware Center for the Contemporary Arts, 200 S. Madison St., Wilmington, Del., 302-656-6466,
thedcca.org.
by Jakob Dorof"What is beauty?" This has been the prompt for artists-in-residence at
the Delaware Center for the Contemporary Arts this year. But now that the program
has coaxed Cali-based artist Liz Hickok back to her hometown, she's
bringing a different flavor of beauty to the table: Jell-O.
A Tuna ChristmasThrough Jan. 4, $30, Walnut Street Theatre, Independence Studio on 3, 825 Walnut St., 215-574-3550,
walnutstreettheatre.org.
by A.D. AmorosiThe psychedelic Tuna series is a sharply snarky version of a
dream — think Ken Kesey meets Kinky Friedman. And with its two-man
tag-team of actors playing each and every of TC's 24 characters, it's a
guaranteed trip.
Tricky DickA disgraced president and a TV journalist trying to change his image go at it in Ron Howard's new film.
by Shaun BradyHere, as in Apollo 13, director Howard seems liberated by the fact that
history has already revealed the outcome of the story, allowing him to
concentrate on personalities under pressure.
The Lessons of CannibalsStranded: I've Come From a Plane That Crashed on the Mountains
by Sam AdamsStranded's story of cooperation and self-sacrifice gains added resonance in troubled times. Even cannibals have lessons to teach.
Cut from the ClothHow Jason Moran turned quilts from Alabama into music at the Art Museum.
by Shaun BradyA devotee of conceptual art and design, Moran was already familiar with the quilts from Gee's Bend, Alabama. But to learn more about their creation, he actually
traveled there to meet with some of the women who created them. The Houston-born pianist was soon reminded that there's the
South and then there's the South.
The Titan of SirensGenre-skipper Martin Bisi is all four horsemen of the apocalypse.
by A.D. AmorosiMartin Bisi has been at a crossroads since 1979, a four-way
intersection of ambient electronic music, industrial noise, no-wave
jazz/punk and hybrid funk.
Suite Spot:
Intermezzo by Peter BurwasserTo put it plainly, 2009 looks to be a life-or-death season for a
shockingly large swath of our cultural infrastructure. This is not alarmism, but brute reality.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Kieran Hebden/Steve Reid | Philly Brotherly Love Concert | My Brightest Diamond | Musicians from Marlboro | mi3
Music Picks:
Ron Horton Sextet by Shaun BradyToo many visionary artists have to wait until after their death to
finally receive their due. Andrew Hill managed to just beat that
deadline.
Bevin CaulfieldFri., Dec. 12, 8 p.m., $10, with Hymn for Her, The Discount Heroes and Dante Bucci, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Deesha Dyer"The songs are mostly about my experiences the last years in Philly."
Nicole Reynolds/Lucy Wainwright Roche/Rebecca PronskySun., Dec. 14, 7 p.m., $12, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St., 215-928-0978,
tinangel.com.
by M.J. FineImagine an in-the-round show without a weak link.
A Lasting Mémé-ryChef David Katz sees simple cooking as an opportunity to impress.
by David SnyderLike the other small-plate spots in the city that have paved the
way, I found that Katz's upgraded model naturally lends itself to
sharing, giving us the freedom to experience more flavors without
necessarily breaking the bank.
BrickrolledMix Brick Oven Pizzeria
by Trey PoppThe first thing one feels compelled to write about Mix Brick Oven Pizzeria is that its oven bears no visible trace of brick.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorPaesano's | King of Clubs | Tampopo | New restaurant from Devil's Alley/Sam's Grill owner Susan Schlisman
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Nikki VolpicelliBeef and Beer for Brian Hickey | Second Floor Grand Opening Party at The Institute | 11th Annual Reindeer Romp | Gershman Y: Latkepalooza

Agenda Lead:
Very MerryBuy Kenzo
by Andrew ThompsonA Very Kensington Christmas (it's got a ring to it, no?) offers a venue for
local artists to vend handmade wares, hoping that getting something
nobody else has trumps getting something everybody has.

Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Felicia D'AmbrosioPunk Rock Flea Market | Omoi Turns 2 | Arcadia Holiday Trunk Show | Dilworth Plaza Christmas Village | Traveling Wares
Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...You Still Have that Brokeback Mountain Costume in your Closet
Just Do ItShop, Rock & Roll
by Dianca PottsSat., Dec. 13, 2-6 p.m., $5-$10 (sliding scale admission), Old Pine Community Center, 401 Lombard St., 215-789-4879,
girlsrockphilly.org Just Do ItAnnual Holiday Party and Threads of History Reception
by Dianca PottsFri., Dec. 12, 6-8 p.m., exhibit runs through Feb. 22, 2009, Fabric Workshop and Museum, 1214 Arch St., 215-561-8888,
fabricworkshop.org