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The Green Futures of Aaron BirkHow one mild-mannered artist/urban warrior is drawing up a brighter urban landscape.
by Carolyn HuckabayMotivated by the ideal of a world where cities and nature live
harmoniously, and armed with nothing more than dissolved sumi ink, rice
paper and a behemoth aloe plant for inspiration, Birk has been working
with quiet diligence on a graphic novel, The Pollinator's Corridor.

Editor's Letter:
The Long GoodbyeBush can't get out of Dodge quick enough.
by Brian HowardTen trillion dollars is not a figure we have to settle up on all at once — there are no
collection agencies for this sort of thing. But when you consider that
Bush took office eight long years ago with a large budget surplus and a
shrinking national debt, it's no wonder everyone's making like Muntader
al-Zaidi and taking parting shots.

Loose Canon:
Divided City? Anthroman to the Rescue by Bruce SchimmelAs he defines it, Jackson's job is get people to talk about racism. To
throw light on the invisible elephant that ironically looms even larger
since Obama's ascent.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"There are plenty of atheists around who've been in foxholes and can testify otherwise."
Respectable JackassBusinessman? Dramatic actor? Don't look now, but Bam Margera's about to go legit.
by A.D. Amorosi"The council made me promise I wouldn't ride elephants through the
club, set anything on fire or skate down the street. Since I've managed
to make friends with like 90 percent of the police force, I'd like to
keep it that way."
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiDAG, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ICEPRICKS WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenAll contributions will go toward radio collars to monitor the caribou. Can't they just listen for bells?
Reading RainbowA progressive school wonders about gay rights in its curriculum.
by Kirstin LindermayerCEO Jurate Krokys describes her teachers as "100 percent committed" — to their
students and to their ideals. When they approached her about calling
out gay, she knew it really mattered to them. "They said, 'This is a
human rights issue, one that I am willing to take a risk for."
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
The DefendersA new Northern Liberties community group plans to take on rape. Aggressively.
by Charles CieriAs far as Dozor's concerned, whether there's been a spike in rape statistics doesn't
matter — what matters is the sustained threat she believes women face
in Northern Liberties. The most pressing concern she sees is naïveté, hence her group's plan to take action through defense and deterrence.

Dispatch:
Two or Three Minutes by Mike NewallThe fire company closings have
received less attention from an overwhelmed public than library and
pool closings. Partly that's because Philadelphia could probably safely
absorb the loss of one or two fire companies. But not seven — and not
this way.

Sports:
Take It Easy, JuniorRaul Ibanez is far from an obvious upgrade over the departing Pat Burrell.
by E. James BealeAmaro wasn't acting quickly in a scarce market. Garret Anderson, Pat Burrell,
Manny Ramirez, Bobby Abreu, Adam Dunn, Milton Bradley and Rocco
Baldelli are all unsigned corner outfielders. If Ibanez wasn't the guy,
why even target him?

Political Notebook:
The Last Dance by Mary F. PatelRick Santorum made the scene and ran smack into his
all-time favorite person, Mark Segal, publisher of the Philadelphia Gay News.
Upon seeing Segal, who made great efforts to make sure that Santorum
was not re-elected, the former senator simply rolled his eyes and said,
"Oh, no."

Art:
Cake WalkT&P Fine Art fits in with South Philly's rumpled, melting-pot aesthetic.
by A.D. AmorosiThe two-month-old T&P, named after the two products for sale in the
space before it became a gallery — turtles and porn — presents "Give
Less Fruitcake, Buy More Art!" this month.
Full Exposure:
Might and MaineJohn Vettese sees what develops
by John VetteseIn northernmost Maine, where U.S. Route 1A runs between two obscure
burgs named Limestone and Fort Fairfield, a cluster of trees to the
side of the highway is slowly devouring a barn.
Dance:
Divine Performing Arts by A.D. AmorosiI found that China's DPA is indeed something holy and weighty:
Independent from China's communist regime since its formation in 2006,
the New York-based cultural organization joins heavily costumed dance,
traditional percussion and grand orchestration as part of its ancient
storytelling and educational ideal.
Theater:
Judy Gold's 25 Questions for a Jewish Mother by Natalie Hope McDonaldThere's only a few days left to see Emmy Award-winning actress and comedian Judy Gold's one-woman show, 25 Questions for a Jewish Mother, inspired by the antics of the comedian's 86-year-old mother, as well as her own experiences being a lesbian mom of two.
Theater Review:
Off the MarxRoy Smiles' Schmucks
by David Anthony FoxDying is easy, comedy is hard. What better proof than Schmucks, where every one of playwright Roy Smiles' imagined punch lines is crushingly stillborn.
Clerical ErrorsMeryl Streep sinks her teeth into a godly role, but Doubt lacks bite.
by Sam AdamsFor a while, director John Patrick Shanley indulges Father Flynn's righteous indignation, but
then he begins to entertain the notion that Sister Aloysius might be
onto something. Perhaps the Father's loose-limbed approach to church
doctrine is just a convenient cover for his own moral laxity, and
perhaps the shrill and unyielding sister has been right all along.
Pound for PoundSeven Pounds
by Cindy FuchsBen's ability to move in and out of Emily's life is simply creepy at
first, but as he appears to be hovering over other folks, as well, it's
insidious. This even though he appears mostly pleasant — in that Will
Smithy way.
A Call to ArmsProwler shouts En Garde! You best be at the ready this time.
by A.D. AmorosiThe local rump-shaking electro quintet achieved what few Caucasians,
maybe only LCD Soundsystem and The Rapture, have since the '90s:
combined slick and sassy production techniques with dense, dark soul
and complex breaks.
Aid or Invade:
Republic of Texas Rodney Anonymous vs. The World
by Rodney AnonymousWorld music junkies and regular run-of-the-mill junkies have two things
in common: Each awakes every morning on a bare, pee-stained mattress on
the floor of a stranger's garage, and each then spends every waking
moment of the remainder of the day searching for "the pure stuff."
SoundadviceGet Out!
Cortez! Cortez!! | Love City | Tony Malaby Cello Trio | IKE | The War on Drugs
Music Picks:
CSSFri., Dec. 19, 9 p.m.-3:30 a.m., Transit, 600 Spring Garden St.,
igetrvng.com.
by M.J. FineYou've gotta love bona fide Brazilian girls who can revive L7's
"Pretend We're Dead" as a party jam and bridge the gap between
Sleater-Kinney and Jennifer Lopez with their own "I Wanna Be Your J.
Lo."
Ari Hoenig QuartetFri., Dec. 26, 8 and 10 p.m., $20; mid., $15, Chris' Jazz Cafe, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131, chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun BradyDespite the fact that his regular groups occasionally appear under the
name Punk Bop, drummer Ari Hoenig took the "punk" purely as a modifier,
keeping the music in a recognizably hard bop vein.
Sweetheart ParadeSat., Dec. 20, 9 p.m., free, with Papertrees and Mark Palumbo, Fergie's, 1214 Sansom St., 215-928-8118, fergies.com.
by John VetteseScrew all this holiday cheer. It's almost winter, the season of chilly
weather and heavy hearts. Consider those struggling with newfound
unemployment, with failing health or heartbreak; they're certainly not
hearing their lives reflected in Burl freaking Ives. Philly's
Sweetheart Parade hits closer to home.
Hearth of GoldNo one does pizza and beer quite like Earth Bread + Brewery.
by Trey PoppThere are restaurateurs in Philadelphia who spend hundreds of thousands
of dollars to conjure a semblance of a story from an elaborately
fussed-over interior. Earth Bread + Brewery doesn't have the polished
plotline of spots like Parc and Pearl, but its hodgepodge of recycled,
reused and environmentally responsible design elements comes together
in an uncommonly genuine way.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorEl Camino Real | MangoMoon | Seasons 52 | Deals at Pita Pit
Daily AllowanceMi Lah Vegetarian
by Kelly WhiteWhen is the last time you had a radish?
Small BitesLittle Vittles
Gray Kangaroo Liquor Filter | Mighty Joe Young Burger at Three Monkeys Café | BellaPizzelles | Penn1681 Rye Vodka
Top 5:
Bowls Built for WinterHot and Heavy
by Brian Howard, Carolyn Huckabay1 Brisket Chili | 2 Dol-Sot Bibim Bop | 3 Mahi-Mahi Moqueca | 4 Sliced Beef Soup | 5 Beef Gulash
What's Cooking:
The Week In Eats: New Year's EditionGet Out!
by Nikki VolpicelliNew Year's Eve Passport | Latin-Style NYE Bash at Cuba Libre | Silk City NYE | Moroccan New Year's at Fez | McGillin's Olde Ale House

Agenda Lead:
Souljah OnGive Us a Moment
by Deesha Dyer"I suggest that you read Midnight slowly, read each and every word placed on each and every page and allow your thoughts and feelings to flow."
Agenda Picks:
Eve and FlowNew Year's Guide
by Jakob DorofNYE events for the lonely, the party-hardy, the low-key and the old-school.
In the Event That...You Eat your Latkes with a Side of Rock
by Campbell StatesJewmongous | Tue., Dec. 23, 7:30 p.m., $18-$23, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com Just Do ItSharing the Heritage! Annual Holiday & Pre-Kwanzaa Celebration
by Dianca PottsSat., Dec. 20, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., free, African American Museum in Philadelphia, 701 Arch St., 215-574-0380,
aampmuseum.org Just Do ItBilenky Cycle Works Urban Junkyard Cyclocross
by Dianca PottsSun., Dec. 21, noon, free to watch, $5 to compete, 5319 N. Second St., 215-329-4744,
bilenky.com