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ISSUE . December 25th, 2008
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Now What?
Trying to make sense, any sense at all, of the 2008 Eagles
by E. James Beale
Whether you were the hardest of haters or the most loyal of homers, if you stuck to your guns this season, at some point you were right. The Eagles have been awful, and the Eagles have been awesome. Now, with a possibly important, possibly meaningless Dallas game approaching, it seems right to ask: Which are the Eagles really?



Editor's Letter:
On Through the Night
by Brian Howard
This will be the 21st year that Jon Solomon will start broadcasting on Christmas Eve and not sign off until 24 hours later. What started as something of a gift to his fellow DJs has turned into much more.

Loose Canon:
Saved by the Army
"The chance of you getting hurt in the Army is probably less than your getting shot or killed in your own neighborhood."
by Bruce Schimmel
For these kids on the brink, the best thing that Obama could do for their community would be to create jobs. And, so, here were four young adults, dressed in crisp camo, offering good jobs and a chance at self-respect — soldiers, who knew where these kids came from, and where they could wind up.

Feedback:
Letters to the Editor
What You Say
"People need to understand that they are responsible for themselves and their actions.That includes their own self-defense."



Naked City :: Rosetta StoneRosetta Stone
Finally, some recognition for Sister Rosetta Tharpe, a woman who rocked the world.
by Patrick Rapa
"Philly is always looking for a champion and someone to hold on to. We really hold close those who help put our city on the map. Rosetta Tharpe is one of those people that we should say, 'she is ours.'"

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
The benefit of me never eating is that I have superhuman command and eye power. I willed Mikhail Gorbachev to pick me. So I asked him about the necessity for "perestroika" in our times — the new United States under whomever would preside.

Running Numbers
A scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen
Anyone else get the sinking feeling that Bud Selig is going to interrupt the Series replay with a live press conference calling for a do-over?



News :: Keeping It Fancy
Dispatch:
Keeping It Fancy
How the Mummers are dealing with the recession.
by Mike Newall
The ostrich plume is the typical feather of choice for a Mummer costume. But the ancient Aztecs preferred Lady Amherst pheasant feathers and cock pheasant feathers for their tribal duds, so the Vikings imported some from Europe and Asia at six bucks a pop, for a total of $60,000.

That kind of resolve lets the show go on.


SugarHouse, Sugar Daddy?
Would the casino's "point-redemption" program benefit local businesses?
by Andrew Thompson
Depending on which economist you consult, the proposed construction of SugarHouse Casino could stimulate the local economy, or leech $217 million from businesses in Fishtown and Kensington.

The Bell Curve
City Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Citizen Mom:
Working Through my Caroline Issues
by Amy Z. Quinn
Caroline Kennedy can't be accused of trading on her surname any more than brother John was when he fancied himself an editor and launched George magazine back in 1995. And certainly she's better-qualified than her cousin Patrick was when he was elected to Congress at age 28.

Sports:
Damn Cowboys
Talking to ESPN's Jeff Pearlman about Eagles' loathsome archnemeses.
by E. James Beale
"A lot of people make the Owens/Irvin comparison, but Owens is a freaking buffoon, he's a guy who throws teammates under the bus. Irvin wasn't a guy to throw people under a bus. He would never do that to a teammate."



Arts :: Doctor Who?
Art:
Doctor Who?
Comedian/designer/virgin expert Doogie Horner is a man of many beards.
by Jimmy Viola
"Virginity used to be considered an asset, primarily because most people don't like used genitals. But after the advent of acid-washed jeans and penny loafers, people realized that some things are better when they're broken in."

Theater Review:
Golden Girls
Cherry Bomb
by Mark Cofta
Cherry Bomb's enterprising producer encourages audiences to throw rotten vegetables, but Childs, composer James Sugg, an exquisite production and fine performances inspire a far more empathic response.

Re-View:
Catch as Catch Can
Gregory Nangle: Self-Hip-Gnosis
by Robin Rice
Nangle's metal-and-glass sculpture sometimes includes simple geometric forms like those in Escher's two-dimensional work, but his best art is more organic — capturing all the blemishes, dings, flows and crumples we associate with living, moving, imperfect things.

Now See This
Get Out!
Cherishables | Talk Radio | You Open So Late, You Close So Early | Defending the Caveman | In and Out of Istanbul



Movies :: Man ChildMan Child
Brad Pitt ages in reverse in David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. It looks cool, but is that reason enough to care?
by Sam Adams
Unfortunately, Benjamin's aging process isn't the only thing the movie gets backward. Despite all the care lavished on its execution, it never manages to be about anything more than its own gimmickry.

Take a Ride
Gran Torino
by Sam Adams
Eastwood announced that the role of Walt Kowalski in Gran Torino will be his last, and he's left us a doozy to remember him by.

Book Worm
Stephen Daldry's The Reader
by Shaun Brady
For all of the important questions it may raise, what sticks in the mind is not the movie's self-flagellating second half, but the sexual escapades of its first.



Music :: Top 10 Dance/ElectronicTop 10 Dance/Electronic
by Gair 79

Top 10 Classical
by Peter Burwasser

Top 10 Jazz
by Shaun Brady

Top 10 Roots
by Mary Armstrong

Xmas in the 215
Local Holiday Music
by Jon Solomon
Ten brand-new holiday recordings, all by artists from the greater Philadelphia area



Food :: Missing MoroccoMissing Morocco
Is Novità Bistro overlooking its true calling?
by David Snyder
I understand why restaurants continue to be tempted to employ the Italian BYOB model — somehow, after all of these years, it still works. But many Philadelphians are looking for an antidote to the formula. And it's disappointing to see a place that could help to meet that need be diluted by more of the same.

Swimfan
Little Fish
by Trey Popp
Sunday at Little Fish would be worth every dollar even if it cost a few more.

Feeding Frenzy
Restaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor
Wazobia Café | Chifa | The Whitman

What's Cooking:
The Week In Eats
Get Out!
by Nikki Volpicelli
Kandelikas Menu | Boxing Day Beer Festival | Paxia Brunch Buffet | White Dog Café Pajama Party Brunch | Tango Christmas Eve Lunch



Agenda :: Last ChanceLast Chance
Catch it or Regret It
by Molly Eichel
Jacob Lawrence's Hiroshima | How Philly Works: Streets as Barometers for Urban Life | Psycodata | Naked | Transformation 6

Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...
You sprinkle your popcorn with Baadasssss
by Molly Eichel
"Classics" begins Sun., Dec. 28, 9 p.m., free from 9 to 11 p.m. (includes popcorn and movie glasses), $5 after, Silk City Diner, 435 Spring Spring Garden St., 215-592-8838, silkcityphilly.com

Shopping Spree
Fashion > Forward
by Felicia D'Ambrosio
Goodbye EchoChic Sale | The Art Shop @ Moore | Joan Shepp Half-Off Sale | 24-Hour Shopping at Macy's

Web Exclusive
Agenda Picks:
Just Do It
Best of 2008 Diva Revue
by Jimmy Viola
Fri., Dec. 26, 10 p.m., $3, 12th Air Command, 254 S. 12th St., 12thair.com.

Just Do It
Mike Epps
by A.D. Amorosi
Fri. Dec. 26, 8 p.m., $39.50-$75, all ages, Tower Theatre, 19 S. 69th St., 215-336-2000, livenation.com

Just Do It
Rebirthing Breath Work
by Campbell States
Sun., Dec. 28, 4-6 p.m., $20, Yoga on Main, 463 Main St., Manayunk, 215-424-4444, philadelphiarebirthing.com


 
 
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