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December 25th, 2008 other issues :
Now What?Trying to make sense, any sense at all, of the 2008 Eagles
by E. James BealeWhether you were the hardest of haters or the most loyal of homers, if
you stuck to your guns this season, at some point you were right. The
Eagles have been awful, and the Eagles have been awesome. Now, with a
possibly important, possibly meaningless Dallas game approaching, it
seems right to ask: Which are the Eagles really?

Editor's Letter:
On Through the Night by Brian HowardThis will be the 21st year that Jon Solomon will start broadcasting on
Christmas Eve and not sign off until 24 hours later. What started as
something of a gift to his fellow DJs has turned into much more.

Loose Canon:
Saved by the Army"The chance of you getting hurt in the Army is probably less than your getting shot or killed in your own neighborhood."
by Bruce SchimmelFor these kids on the brink, the best thing that Obama could do for their community would be to create jobs. And, so, here were four young adults, dressed in crisp camo,
offering good jobs and a chance at self-respect — soldiers, who knew
where these kids came from, and where they could wind up.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"People need to understand that they are responsible for themselves and their actions.That includes their own self-defense."
Rosetta StoneFinally, some recognition for Sister Rosetta Tharpe, a woman who rocked the world.
by Patrick Rapa"Philly is always looking for a champion and someone to hold on to. We
really hold close those who help put our city on the map. Rosetta
Tharpe is one of those people that we should say, 'she is ours.'"
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiThe benefit of me never eating is that I have superhuman command and
eye power. I willed Mikhail Gorbachev to pick me. So I asked him about the
necessity for "perestroika" in our times — the new United States under
whomever would preside.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenAnyone else get the sinking feeling that Bud Selig is going to
interrupt the Series replay with a live press conference calling for a
do-over?


Dispatch:
Keeping It FancyHow the Mummers are dealing with the recession.
by Mike NewallThe ostrich plume is the typical feather of choice for a Mummer costume. But the ancient Aztecs preferred Lady Amherst pheasant feathers and cock pheasant feathers for their tribal duds, so the Vikings imported some from Europe and Asia at six bucks a pop, for a total of $60,000.
That kind of resolve lets the show go on.
SugarHouse, Sugar Daddy?Would the casino's "point-redemption" program benefit local businesses?
by Andrew ThompsonDepending on which economist you consult, the
proposed construction of SugarHouse Casino could stimulate the local
economy, or leech $217 million from businesses in Fishtown and
Kensington.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Citizen Mom:
Working Through my Caroline Issues by Amy Z. QuinnCaroline Kennedy can't be accused of trading on her surname any more than
brother John was when he fancied himself an editor and launched George
magazine back in 1995. And certainly she's better-qualified than her
cousin Patrick was when he was elected to Congress at age 28.

Sports:
Damn CowboysTalking to ESPN's Jeff Pearlman about Eagles' loathsome archnemeses.
by E. James Beale"A lot of
people make the Owens/Irvin comparison, but Owens is a freaking
buffoon, he's a guy who throws teammates under the bus. Irvin wasn't a
guy to throw people under a bus. He would never do that to a teammate."

Art:
Doctor Who?Comedian/designer/virgin expert Doogie Horner is a man of many beards.
by Jimmy Viola"Virginity used to be considered an asset, primarily because most people
don't like used genitals. But after the advent of acid-washed jeans and
penny loafers, people realized that some things are better when they're
broken in."
Theater Review:
Golden GirlsCherry Bomb
by Mark CoftaCherry Bomb's enterprising producer encourages audiences to
throw rotten vegetables, but Childs, composer James Sugg, an exquisite
production and fine performances inspire a far more empathic
response.
Re-View:
Catch as Catch CanGregory Nangle: Self-Hip-Gnosis
by Robin RiceNangle's metal-and-glass sculpture sometimes includes simple geometric forms like
those in Escher's two-dimensional work, but his best art is more
organic — capturing all the blemishes, dings, flows and crumples we
associate with living, moving, imperfect things.
Now See ThisGet Out!
Cherishables | Talk Radio | You Open So Late, You Close So Early | Defending the Caveman | In and Out of Istanbul
Man ChildBrad Pitt ages in reverse in David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. It looks cool, but is that reason enough to care?
by Sam AdamsUnfortunately, Benjamin's aging process isn't the only thing the movie
gets backward. Despite all the care lavished on its execution, it never
manages to be about anything more than its own gimmickry.
Take a RideGran Torino
by Sam AdamsEastwood announced that the role of Walt Kowalski in Gran Torino will be his last, and he's left us a doozy to remember him by.
Book WormStephen Daldry's The Reader
by Shaun BradyFor all of the important questions it may raise, what sticks in the
mind is not the movie's self-flagellating second half, but the sexual
escapades of its first.
Top 10 Dance/Electronic by Gair 79
Top 10 Classical by Peter Burwasser
Top 10 Jazz by Shaun Brady
Top 10 Roots by Mary Armstrong
Xmas in the 215Local Holiday Music
by Jon SolomonTen brand-new holiday recordings, all by artists from the greater Philadelphia area
Missing MoroccoIs Novità Bistro overlooking its true calling?
by David SnyderI understand why restaurants continue to be tempted to employ the
Italian BYOB model — somehow, after all of these years, it still works.
But many Philadelphians are looking for an antidote to the formula. And
it's disappointing to see a place that could help to meet that need be diluted by more of the
same.
SwimfanLittle Fish
by Trey PoppSunday at Little Fish would be worth every dollar even if it cost a few more.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorWazobia Café | Chifa | The Whitman
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Nikki VolpicelliKandelikas Menu | Boxing Day Beer Festival | Paxia Brunch Buffet | White Dog Café Pajama Party Brunch | Tango Christmas Eve Lunch

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Molly EichelJacob Lawrence's Hiroshima | How Philly Works: Streets as Barometers for Urban Life | Psycodata | Naked | Transformation 6
Agenda Picks:
In The Event That...You sprinkle your popcorn with Baadasssss
by Molly Eichel"Classics" begins Sun., Dec. 28, 9 p.m., free from 9 to 11 p.m. (includes popcorn and movie glasses), $5 after, Silk City Diner, 435 Spring Spring Garden St., 215-592-8838,
silkcityphilly.com 
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Felicia D'AmbrosioGoodbye EchoChic Sale | The Art Shop @ Moore | Joan Shepp Half-Off Sale | 24-Hour Shopping at Macy's
Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItBest of 2008 Diva Revue
by Jimmy ViolaFri., Dec. 26, 10 p.m., $3, 12th Air Command, 254 S. 12th St.,
12thair.com. Just Do ItMike Epps
by A.D. AmorosiFri. Dec. 26, 8 p.m., $39.50-$75, all ages, Tower Theatre, 19 S. 69th St., 215-336-2000,
livenation.com Just Do ItRebirthing Breath Work