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January 29th, 2009 other issues :
Prepare for the BestA guide to surviving and thriving in Philadelphia's new green future.
by Paul GloverPhiladelphia's responses to global warming and market cooling, high
fuel and food prices, health unsurance, mortgages, student debt and war
will decide whether our future here becomes vastly better or vastly
worse. Whether we're the Next Great City or Next Great Medieval
Village.

Editor's Letter:
Gotta Find a Better Way"Everything that is normal around us was once a wild idea."
by Brian HowardWith Philadelphia staring at twin global economic and environmental
crises, the time is ripe for some new normals. Hard times can be
fertile ground for reinvention.

Loose Canon:
Bush's Smirk by Bruce SchimmelIn real life, Bush's eyes are set close and his nose looks like a beak.
Up close, the effect is like an angry chicken — except that his cologne
smelled like Chanel.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Like Hunter S. Thompson among the crowds, had Thompson stayed more sober."
The Cradle Will RockLast year, one in 10 Philly babies was born at Northeastern Hospital. Now a secret task force may shut the place down.
by Nathaniel PopkinNortheastern, a restrained piece of neoclassical civic architecture
with the look of a small city's high school, was erected while many
doctors and nurses were in Europe treating the victims of World War I. Rumors have been circulating for a month that Temple will close the
hospital or cut the number of beds from 231 to 40 or 50, or the O.R.
and/or the maternity ward will be shuttered.
Astrology:
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi"When I was 12 and she was 12, I became boyfriend and girlfriend with
Linda Cohen. We
even performed at the Second Fret coffeehouse together in like
1959 or '60. I played bongos and snapped fingers. She played guitars.
We sang, screamed and read poetry. It was a hoot. She was a marvel."
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen
Angel InvestorA local small business is rescued by an anonymous donor.
by Kirstin Lindermayer"I felt very strongly about this store and its place in the
neighborhood. I have
the means to help, and it's as secure an investment as any nowadays,
short of hiding [your money] under your mattress."

Dispatch:
Naked Mannequins"I'm tired of fighting the economy. I'd like to walk out of here a winner."
by Mike NewallWith Shirt Corner gone, Philadelphia has lost a stitch of its retail
fabric, a place with uniquely personalized service where working men
could indulge their sense of fashion without breaking the family bank.
The End of HallwatchHallwatch.org's Ed Goppelt hangs it up.
by Isaiah Thompson"It's time for
someone else to carry the ball."
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Sports:
Sports Therapy by E. James BealeI recently set out to reclaim what I love about sports in the
unlikeliest of places: my first ever minor-league hockey game, a Friday
night showdown between the Philadelphia Phantoms and the Lowell Devils
at the soon-to-be-demolished Wachovia Spectrum.

Art:
Ray of LightPearce Bunting's latest role at Theatre Exile has him believing.
by A.D. AmorosiOne doesn't have to believe in God to get that Pearce Bunting made
himself into one of this city's finest actors with his list of greatest
hits that come from the sacred scrolls of Philly theater's past. Or that his upcoming role as Ray in Blackbird at Theatre Exile is part of its new testament.
Arts Picks:
Batsheva Dance Co.Tue., Feb. 3, 7:30 p.m., $38-$48, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900,
pennpresents.org.
by Janet AndersonFounded in 1964 with the help of dance pioneer Martha Graham and
Baroness Batsheva de Rothschild, Israel-based Batsheva Dance Co. gets
its name from the baroness — and its moxie from Martha.
Altar BoyzThrough Feb. 15, $35-$42.50, Media Theatre, 104 E. State St., Media, 610-891-0100,
mediatheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaI don't know what to make of Altar Boyz. A slick boy-band parody with a happy Christian message? It doesn't sound like a
hit, but this 2005 Outer Critics Circle Award winner for Outstanding
Off-Broadway Musical has been a smash.
Dance:
Dance Dance EvolutionPhiladelphia Dance Projects gives experimental choreographers a voice.
by Deni KasrelFox has assembled several such pieces for Philadelphia Dance Projects
Presents '09, a new series aimed at attracting greater attention to
independent and small dance companies.
Re-View:
Lost and FoundRobin Rice on Visual Art: "Iyare! Splendor and Tension in Benin's Palace Theatre"
by Robin RiceThe arc of colonialism is encapsulated in the final section of "Iyare! Splendor and Tension in Benin's Palace Theatre," the exhibition of Benin sculpture and related works at the Penn Museum.
Arts Picks:
George Tooker: A RetrospectiveJan. 30-April 5, $15, Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, 128 N. Broad St., 215-972-7600,
pafa.org.
by A.D. AmorosiMagical realism has no better friend than George Tooker Jr.
Art:
On Mamma Mia! and Machu PicchuChatting and cursing heavily with Pearce Bunting.
by A.D. Amorosi"The role is as fun as the people I'm playing with and they've all been
great, so it's still fun. Sixteen hundred shows later. No really, it
is. If you don't believe me, come see for yourself. Can you sing? I
can't."
Park City RockerOur intrepid film critic reports on the best of this year's Sundance Film Festival.
by Sam AdamsGiven the shark-tank clusterfuck that Sundance can sometimes seem, it's
fitting that the best movie at this year's festival was a scabrous,
foul-mouthed satire about midlevel functionaries scrumming for
political power.
See YaYen Tan's Ciao wears arthouse pretense like a black armband.
by Shaun BradyThe story's ambitions are modest — unfortunately, the same can't be
said for the director, who continually intrudes with interminably held
shots and music-video interludes.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Sonic SleuthsThurston Moore teams up with free-jazz sax man Mats Gustafsson in search of new sounds (and old records).
by Shaun Brady"So I'm riding with this guy, and we were just talking about music,
music, music. At some point I said, 'Have you ever seen Mats Gustafsson?
I hear he lives in Stockholm.' And this kid just looks at me and says,
'That's me. I'm Mats Gustafsson.' At that point we were already pals,
and we immediately made plans to play together."
Hang The DJ:
Working Too HardBruce Springsteen, Working on a Dream
by J. Edward KeyesThirty-six years and 16 albums into his career, it hardly seems a stretch to refer to Bruce Springsteen as America's adopted, informal national poet. Author and audience have developed a kind of friendly symbiosis,
perfected over time with equal measures of empathy and distance. To put
it another way: We live, the Boss reports.
One Track Mind:
Antony and the JohnsonsDust and Water
by Brian HowardWhile the a cappella track has lyrics, Hegarty delivers them as sounds,
rendering the song as an ersatz African tribal spiritual; imagine
Ladysmith Black Mambazo serenading the Kalahari.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Lykke Li | Semi Precious Weapons | Edie Sedgwick | Amebix | Stinking Lizaveta/Misstallica | Glenn White
Music Picks:
Sugar Town/The FriggsSugar Town Eighth Anniversary with The Friggs and DJ Julia Factorial, Sat., Jan. 31, 9 p.m., $7, Tritone, 1508 South St., 215-545-0475,
tritonebar.com.
by A.D. AmorosiWhile you'll want to get your kisses and tears in now, boys, you'll
also want to celebrate The Friggs at this show as they'll pay tribute
to the likes of L7 and Bikini Kill.
Philadelphia Singers/Tempesta di MareSat., Jan. 31, 8 p.m., and Sun., Feb. 1, 3 p.m., $20-$40, Old St. Joseph's, 321 Willings Alley, 215-755-8776,
tempestadimare.org.
by Peter BurwasserWith Cheerful Hearts sounds an
appropriately contemporary note in this time of great hope and promise,
although English composer John Blow wrote the music to ring in the new
year in 1690.
Jessica Lea MayfieldFri., Jan. 30, 9 p.m., $10, with Annuals and What Laura Says, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by M.J. FineIt's hard to find a happy moment on Jessica Lea Mayfield's With Blasphemy So Heartfelt. You won't find it in "Kiss Me Again," which wavers between indifference and resignation.
Anker/Courvoisier/MoriThu., Jan. 29, 8 p.m., $10, Philadelphia Art Alliance, 251 S. 18th St., 866-468-7619,
arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyEach track on Alien Huddle is named for a species of
bird, from "Sparkling Sparrows" to "Ostrich War"; but as the album
title suggests, the music contained within isn't so much an effort to
replicate the calls of these birds as it is a gathering of a foreign
species attempting, perhaps to talk back.
In Terry We TrustChef Terry White's poised to bring the Philly steak house into the future.
by A.D. Amorosi"At Union Trust, you're my guest. And for the prices we're charging, I better make you happy."
Matters of CourseChatting with Food Matters author Mark Bittman
by Kelly White"Every time you feel tired, do you take a nap or fall asleep wherever
you are?" Bittman reasons. "No. So why do we need to eat every time we
feel the least bit hungry?"
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsPicks for Restaurant Week Pt. 2, Feb. 1-6
by Nikki VolpicelliTime | Devon Seafood Grill | 1225 RAW Sushi & Sake Bar | Audrey Claire | Bellini Grill | Old Original Bookbinder's
Small BitesLittle Vittles
Buzz Bites Chocolate Energy Chews | The Silhouette Wine Glass | Further Soap | Foodimentary Food Facts on Twitter
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorBrahaus Schmitz | Ladder 15 | Oyster House

Agenda Lead:
Awe StruckGetting down with Tim and Eric
by A.D. Amorosi"There’s less of a filter between us and the network so we can hand it
in as is. And it goes on air. Not a lot of conscious thought. It
looking and sounding so strange is just a happy byproduct of who we
are, what we want to say and how we want to say it. That’s why it comes
off as so twisted."
Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItMalcolm Gladwell
by A.D. AmorosiMon., Feb. 2, 7:30 p.m., $7-$14, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-686-5322,
freelibrary.org Just Do ItWomen Through the Lens of Time
by Lauren F. FriedmanOpening reception Thu., Jan. 29, 6-8 p.m., free, through March 14, Levy Gallery for the Arts, Galleries at Moore, 20th and Race streets, 215-965-4027,
thegalleriesatmoore.org In The Event That...You Think Fishtown is a Work of Art
by Dianca PottsSketches of Fishtown Book Release Party | Sat. Jan. 31, 7-11 p.m., $25, Holy Name of Jesus Church Hall, 701 E. Gaul St., e-mail
phillytoon@yahoo.com for more information

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinNew Ancient Structures | Roma Amor | Campaign 2 Sustain