Mark Stehle
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THE LAMB: Lamb sirloin, served with a bacon- and mustard-flavored
potato salad and caramelized carrots, is one of Tiedhouse's best
entrées.
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The gastropub is one of this city's most established dining trends. But unlike mundane descriptors like "taqueria" and "BYOB," the term itself is vague. Google "gastropub" and you'll find it's essentially defined as "a bar with high-quality food." You cannot get more subjective than that.
Restaurateurs are expected to preach a disdain for labels, but in these difficult times, it makes sense for some to adopt the term in an attempt to cash in on the trend. Given its broad connotations, who could blame them?
But that doesn't mean the word is without limits. It may be hard to pin down exactly what constitutes a gastropub, but as Justice Potter Stewart said in his famous U.S. Supreme Court opinion about pornography, "I know it when I see it." At the Tiedhouse, unfortunately, I just don't see it.
Located in Franklintown, the Tiedhouse was opened by the folks who run General Lafayette Inn, a guest house and colonial-style restaurant in MontCo's Lafayette Hill. The Inn's also the home of General Lafayette Brewery, whose beer is prominently, but not exclusively, featured at the Tiedhouse. ("Tying" a pub to beer from only one brewery is illegal these days.) Chef de cuisine Phil Falcone splits his time between the Inn and the Tiedhouse. So does Christopher Leonard, owner and manager of both spots.
The sign out front identifies the space as "a cozy gastropub" and Leonard says they opened this spot to do things they weren't able to do at the Inn. "We really wanted to capture that gastropub feel, where you get a lot of different tastes with beer, wine and food," he said in an interview.
But in my eyes, that "feel" is not present at Tiedhouse. And the dish that makes me wonder whether they know how to identify that vibe at all is the flatbread pizza. You would be angry if you bought this pie from the concession stand at a high school football game — limp, spongy crust; dull, flavorless cheese; cloying, child-friendly sauce. This doesn't belong on any menu, let alone one at a gastropub.
Leonard says that more sophisticated dishes didn't go over well in the beginning — the crowd wanted simpler food. Hence decisions like the pizza. But there's a difference between a dish that showcases honest flavors and one that would be more at home on a kids' menu.
Ultimately, though, what solidifies Tiedhouse as a gastropub in name only is poor execution. Ever wonder how dry a meatball can be without turning to powder? Try the albondigas, Mexican-style meatballs. Think it's impossible for french fries to be burnt and soggy at the same time? Tiedhouse found a way.
The bigger plates show that Tiedhouse is capable of coming up with truly good ideas, but an apparent lack of concentration claimed many of these dishes, as well. Short ribs braised in Lafayette Brewery's flagship Chocolate Thunder Porter alongside fregola pasta would've been great had the meat not been so chewy. Had the salmon puttanesca not been overcooked, it would have been easier to overlook the liberal use of brown sugar in the accompanying spaghetti squash. The greens that accompanied the roasted pork loin, which was also dry, should have been cleaned more thoroughly.
When the dishes are fired properly, though, I can see plenty of potential. The bacon and whole-grain Dijon flavors of the warm potato salad worked nicely with the perfectly grilled lamb sirloin, and caramelized carrots added the right amount of sweetness. The burger, too, arrived cooked to order. The smoky Gouda was a nice complement to the tender meat in the duck confit tostada.
It was odd to see wines that are available at the PLCB for less than $15 offered here in 3-ounce pours, as this small portion is traditionally used for wines that otherwise would be priced out of reach. But Tiedhouse deserves props for putting some smart picks on its list, including the reliable Cantina Zaccagnini Montepulciano d'Abruzzo, a red I often serve as my house wine.
All told, Tiedhouse is not co-opting the gastropub title just to get in on a trend — I believe it genuinely wants to be one, and just hasn't figured out how to do that yet. But unless the cooking improves, what it calls itself may not really matter.
The Tiedhouse | CityView Condominiums, 2001 Hamilton St., 215-561-1002, phillytiedhouse.com
Hours: Tue.-Thu., 5 p.m.-mid; Fri., 5 p.m.-2 a.m.; Sat., 3 p.m.-2 a.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-mid; closed Mon.
Small plates, $4-$9; Sandwiches/salads, $8-$11; Larger plates, $14-$16
I’ll take a dry pork loin any day of the week if the beer is made by the dude that pours it in my mug.
Another oddity - they dont have their own bathroom. One must enter the condo building lobby.
It is an honest review.
I have found the staff and the atmosphere to be very inviting and I have not had a bad foos experience yet. The beer,by the way, is FANTASTIC. Maybe the critic just had a bad day.
I've had the pizza that David referred to, and it was the single most disappointing dish I've ever ordered in a Philadelphia restaurant. By a long shot. I'd be shocked if it wasn't a couple slices of provolone and some Ragu on freezer dough, all slapped in the microwave for a minute. It was absolutely horrible.
I didn't try the meatballs he refers to, because when we asked about them, the waitress told us they were "like Chef Boyardee." (her words, not mine)
The beer is ... cold. Better than Bud Light, but doesn't hold a candle to any of the great local breweries that you can try most anywhere else.
The atmosphere is pretty nice, I'd say, though it was empty when I went. Kind of modern for a pub, and on the dark side, which I like. The service was actually quite good -- the waitress was very personable and prompt. And I appreciated her honesty as to the meatballs.
But by all means, David should not have slammed the restaurant. He should write nothing but positive reviews. Every review should be glowing, regardless of the slop they serve. That way, his reviews would have ABSOLUTELY NO VALUE TO THE PUBLIC. That would just be great. So shame on you, Mr. Snyder. Shame!!
You obviously enjoy sub-par beer. I commend your palate for being so "refined." As far as the pizza everyone is talking about, stop and think. Were you in a NYC pizza shop? No, you were at an American inspired gastropub, but I understand, I usually go to a sushi place and expect good Mexican fare. Not too mention it seems like everyone tried the traditional flatbread, which is dough, sauce, and cheese...Maybe you should have tried the flatbread of the day. I've had it multiple times and it's always unique and tasty! Either way I'm a fan, nothing like GREAT beer and delicious, HOMEMADE food, not fresh from the freezer garbage you get at most bars/pubs in Philly. But hey what do I know, this is America where people like watered down beer and sh*t on their plates.
Peace!
Despite the negative reviews listed here we are NOT giving up our goal to provide the most enjoyable, welcoming and diverse dining experience we can. One of the greatest things about our country is that failure is a rite of passage to success. One bad review – deserved or not – will not dampen our spirits or cause us to provide anything less than the best possible service we are capable of. We are forging ahead, putting this review behind us, learning from it and looking forward to the future. Look for upcoming events like art shows and beer dinners and more guest brews from our local friends and some of the best beers from around the world including The General Lafayette Inn. For more information feel free to email me direct @ jcleonard@alliedhomenet.com
Every defeat, every disappointment and every adversity carries with it the seed of and equivalent or greater benefit. –Napoleon Hill
I guess its like they always say -- the family that bashes honest writers on the internet together fails miserably in business together.
oh and you have to walk 2 miles to use the bathroom.
Next a note on the beer. Pennsylvania has some of the best breweries in the world. Beer Advocate – perhaps the most comprehensive and educated community of on-line beer experts recently published a list of the 50 best brewpubs in the world. I was happy to see that there were 5 PA brewpubs on the list – including the General Lafayette Inn. To call our beer “Better than Bud Light” would normally insult me – but I know we have the respect of all of the other breweries in and around Philadelphia and beyond. That comment is just silly and again makes me wonder where your negative motivation comes from.
Lastly, I hope those of you who hope for our failure find another direction, as the collective will of the tiedhouse owners is stronger than that of those who hope to bring us down. We are introducing live music, open mic nights additional art shows. The tiedhouse will indeed be a fun place to be!
*Keep your mind on the things you want and off the things you don’t want! – Napoleon HIll
The owners of Tied House and their friends should step back for a minute and accept that many people think of Tied House as one of the very worst restaurants in the city. The restaurant is going to fail unless they rework their menu and their kitchen. That is the bottom line.
By insulting Dave, the friends and family of Tied House have pissed off the majority of food bloggers, journos, and restaurant professionals in Philly. Good luck in trying to convince us that you are not a bunch of arrogant suburbanites who deserve to fail.
We have stepped back and have begun enacting some changes to make the restaurant more "palatable" to our visitors.
I thank you for you well wishes but I am bit curious again - as to what your negative connection to the restaurant is. Though ever member of my immediate family was born in Philadelphia, we all live out side city limits - scary that you would know that as a random "blogger."
Again - we are using this review as a road map to help make improvements to the menu and atmosphere - I've tried to make this clear yet it seems like there are a few select people out there who are dead set on our failure. Why people are so negative and interested in our closing is rather strange. Why not offer your criticism with a positive spin? Keith, your last line above has some real malice in it - I'm not sure what any of us have done to cause such a hate filled response.
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