Low Tied

For now, General Lafayette Inn's city venture is a gastropub in name only.

Published: Feb 17, 2009

ON THE LAMB: Lamb sirloin, served with a bacon- and mustard-flavored potato salad and caramelized carrots, is one of Tiedhouse's best entrées.
Mark Stehle
ON THE LAMB: Lamb sirloin, served with a bacon- and mustard-flavored potato salad and caramelized carrots, is one of Tiedhouse's best entrées.

The gastropub is one of this city's most established dining trends. But unlike mundane descriptors like "taqueria" and "BYOB," the term itself is vague. Google "gastropub" and you'll find it's essentially defined as "a bar with high-quality food." You cannot get more subjective than that.

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Restaurateurs are expected to preach a disdain for labels, but in these difficult times, it makes sense for some to adopt the term in an attempt to cash in on the trend. Given its broad connotations, who could blame them?

But that doesn't mean the word is without limits. It may be hard to pin down exactly what constitutes a gastropub, but as Justice Potter Stewart said in his famous U.S. Supreme Court opinion about pornography, "I know it when I see it." At the Tiedhouse, unfortunately, I just don't see it.

Located in Franklintown, the Tiedhouse was opened by the folks who run General Lafayette Inn, a guest house and colonial-style restaurant in MontCo's Lafayette Hill. The Inn's also the home of General Lafayette Brewery, whose beer is prominently, but not exclusively, featured at the Tiedhouse. ("Tying" a pub to beer from only one brewery is illegal these days.) Chef de cuisine Phil Falcone splits his time between the Inn and the Tiedhouse. So does Christopher Leonard, owner and manager of both spots.

The sign out front identifies the space as "a cozy gastropub" and Leonard says they opened this spot to do things they weren't able to do at the Inn. "We really wanted to capture that gastropub feel, where you get a lot of different tastes with beer, wine and food," he said in an interview.

But in my eyes, that "feel" is not present at Tiedhouse. And the dish that makes me wonder whether they know how to identify that vibe at all is the flatbread pizza. You would be angry if you bought this pie from the concession stand at a high school football game — limp, spongy crust; dull, flavorless cheese; cloying, child-friendly sauce. This doesn't belong on any menu, let alone one at a gastropub.

Leonard says that more sophisticated dishes didn't go over well in the beginning — the crowd wanted simpler food. Hence decisions like the pizza. But there's a difference between a dish that showcases honest flavors and one that would be more at home on a kids' menu.

Ultimately, though, what solidifies Tiedhouse as a gastropub in name only is poor execution. Ever wonder how dry a meatball can be without turning to powder? Try the albondigas, Mexican-style meatballs. Think it's impossible for french fries to be burnt and soggy at the same time? Tiedhouse found a way.

The bigger plates show that Tiedhouse is capable of coming up with truly good ideas, but an apparent lack of concentration claimed many of these dishes, as well. Short ribs braised in Lafayette Brewery's flagship Chocolate Thunder Porter alongside fregola pasta would've been great had the meat not been so chewy. Had the salmon puttanesca not been overcooked, it would have been easier to overlook the liberal use of brown sugar in the accompanying spaghetti squash. The greens that accompanied the roasted pork loin, which was also dry, should have been cleaned more thoroughly.

When the dishes are fired properly, though, I can see plenty of potential. The bacon and whole-grain Dijon flavors of the warm potato salad worked nicely with the perfectly grilled lamb sirloin, and caramelized carrots added the right amount of sweetness. The burger, too, arrived cooked to order. The smoky Gouda was a nice complement to the tender meat in the duck confit tostada.

It was odd to see wines that are available at the PLCB for less than $15 offered here in 3-ounce pours, as this small portion is traditionally used for wines that otherwise would be priced out of reach. But Tiedhouse deserves props for putting some smart picks on its list, including the reliable Cantina Zaccagnini Montepulciano d'Abruzzo, a red I often serve as my house wine.

All told, Tiedhouse is not co-opting the gastropub title just to get in on a trend — I believe it genuinely wants to be one, and just hasn't figured out how to do that yet. But unless the cooking improves, what it calls itself may not really matter.

(david.snyder@citypaper.net)

The Tiedhouse | CityView Condominiums, 2001 Hamilton St., 215-561-1002, phillytiedhouse.com

Hours: Tue.-Thu., 5 p.m.-mid; Fri., 5 p.m.-2 a.m.; Sat., 3 p.m.-2 a.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-mid; closed Mon.

Small plates, $4-$9; Sandwiches/salads, $8-$11; Larger plates, $14-$16

Comments

I would have been interested in what the atmosphere was like, if the service was good or bad and perhaps if any of the micro beers were sampled. This doesn't seem like the typical City Paper review which is usually rather comprehensive and not just a complete "ripping" of one aspect. I hope the reviews don't take on this type of structure going forward.
by Intriqued on February 19th 2009 12:20 PM

I would like to thank the writer for this great article. He is obviously well qualified in his career as a food critic to make these assessments. But really what makes him the expert. His use of vocabulary is stellar his sentence structure far better than mine. But what does he know about a restuarant. I am quite sure he knows nothing. Does he have to make payroll on Friday or worry about paying the rent. Does he have people relying on him to support their families? No, Not at all. Nor does he give a f**k about anything that really matters. He sits on the side lines and passes his judgment about food. Well sir welcome to Philadelphia where the beer is cold, the women are ugly on and the men like our wings freaking hot. You sit on his fat ass and think of ways to put spins albeit in a humorous and yet slightly obnoxious way about peoples hard work and dedication. I have eaten and drank at the TiedHouse and to the writer I say you don’t know shit. The food rocks the beer tastes great and the people are remember your name.
I’ll take a dry pork loin any day of the week if the beer is made by the dude that pours it in my mug.


by Ben oller on February 19th 2009 6:12 PM

I think this is complete "ripping" which sounds personal. "Intriqued" is correct in noticing the negative concentration on just the food. This seems out of character and somewhat like something you may hear at a high school lunch table talking about the cafeteria food, not what I want to hear from a hopefully educated critic. My personal but limited experience with The Tied House was enjoyable in most aspects. The food was timely and pleasant, the service was exceptional, the beer was different, as expected, it was thoughtful for the palate of an average bar goer as well as the expeirenced beer taster. The atmosphere is average on a slow night but increases when the place is busy. I would say the biggest downfall for this establishment is their location and lack of advertising, not their food.
by Disappointed on February 19th 2009 6:37 PM

The food is wonderful, the beer is terrific and the atmosphere is perfect. What more could you ask for, good food, good friends and good beer. I disagree with everything that you wrote.
by The Tiedhouse is great what are you talking about on February 19th 2009 10:31 PM

Wow.. I wonder what the Tiedhouse really did to David Snyder or did he just forget to take some Midol? I've never seen anything so ruthless and catty from the City Paper. I've also have never seen a photograph that is such poor quality, my camera phone with flash could have done a better job! I know the food does not look like that image or taste the way David Snyder says it does. Go take your cat fight elsewhere. The economy is ruining restaurants everywhere, a poor representation from an apparent menstruating teen shouldn't.
by Sabotage on February 20th 2009 8:44 AM

The menu when they first opened was fantastic... then, as this article mentioned, they tried to dumb it down. Very bad move on their part. The current menu is booring. A few items are fantastic, but not enough there to make someone want to go back more often than not.

Another oddity - they dont have their own bathroom. One must enter the condo building lobby.
by Ryan on February 20th 2009 9:50 AM

I am confused as to why so many people are ripping David for actually doing his job. He is a food critic. He gave a critique of the food and because he didn't pull any punches, half of you get all up in arms. Maybe he should fill his review with puppy dogs and rainbows so half of you don't get offended.

It is an honest review.

by AwwwPoorbabies on February 20th 2009 10:10 AM

I'm not sure that this critic went to the same Tiedhouse that I frequent. I live in the condos by the restaurant and I often stop in after work for a quiet beer and a sandwich.
I have found the staff and the atmosphere to be very inviting and I have not had a bad foos experience yet. The beer,by the way, is FANTASTIC. Maybe the critic just had a bad day.
by Bill on February 20th 2009 10:23 AM

Despite the obvious beating Mr. Snyder’s took palate took during his visit I agree that his retaliation could have at least contained a more comprehensive review of all aspects of the establishment. Often one particularly positive or negative aspect of any situation can cause a skewing of overall perception. I often think back to my school days and only seem to recall recess and lunch! Hopefully such a review will ignite some level of introspection with regard to execution, however I agree there are many aspects of a quality review missing in the way of atmosphere, cocktails (or beer as it is here) and most importantly service. To mention a selection of micro brews and not review is not only a mistake but just plain wrong. Additionally, I frequent many restaurants serving mediocre food – but with such friendly and knowledgeable staff that I return due to a sense of welcome – I would certainly like to know if something similar is possible here.
by Fellow Critic on February 20th 2009 3:48 PM

I just love reading these - tough review if you work there or own the place. Hey Ryan, trying wearing depends the next time you go out, then you won't even have to get up from the bar!! Awww poor babies - no one is ripping him for doing his job genius, they are ripping him for not - flew right over your head huh? It was honest all right - and it sucks. Told me nothing about the place except sometimes the food sucks. I went to Monks the other day and they burned my burger - better stop going there too. I actually applaud the people who stepped up and defended the place - and I applaud the author for keeping his job - I bet he isn't feeling the bad economy! weeeeee this was fun!
by Stubmbled on this on February 20th 2009 3:54 PM

When you're reviewing a gastropub, you're SUPPOSED to talk about the food. If the food wasn't meant to be special, they'd leave off the "gastro-". Also, it's not like the reviewer just tried one dish and wrote the place off; he sampled the menu extensively and found it wanting. That's not unfair. If you'd finished reading the whole review, you would have noticed that he also mentioned the high points and the place's potential.
by Jay on February 20th 2009 11:37 PM

I don't understand Disappointed's comment: whose ass is who sitting on?
by ~Rupe on February 21st 2009 9:40 AM

Nice to see so many Tiedhouse employees and their friends on here posting.

I've had the pizza that David referred to, and it was the single most disappointing dish I've ever ordered in a Philadelphia restaurant. By a long shot. I'd be shocked if it wasn't a couple slices of provolone and some Ragu on freezer dough, all slapped in the microwave for a minute. It was absolutely horrible.

I didn't try the meatballs he refers to, because when we asked about them, the waitress told us they were "like Chef Boyardee." (her words, not mine)

The beer is ... cold. Better than Bud Light, but doesn't hold a candle to any of the great local breweries that you can try most anywhere else.

The atmosphere is pretty nice, I'd say, though it was empty when I went. Kind of modern for a pub, and on the dark side, which I like. The service was actually quite good -- the waitress was very personable and prompt. And I appreciated her honesty as to the meatballs.

But by all means, David should not have slammed the restaurant. He should write nothing but positive reviews. Every review should be glowing, regardless of the slop they serve. That way, his reviews would have ABSOLUTELY NO VALUE TO THE PUBLIC. That would just be great. So shame on you, Mr. Snyder. Shame!!
by freaker on February 21st 2009 6:29 PM

To Freaker,
You obviously enjoy sub-par beer. I commend your palate for being so "refined." As far as the pizza everyone is talking about, stop and think. Were you in a NYC pizza shop? No, you were at an American inspired gastropub, but I understand, I usually go to a sushi place and expect good Mexican fare. Not too mention it seems like everyone tried the traditional flatbread, which is dough, sauce, and cheese...Maybe you should have tried the flatbread of the day. I've had it multiple times and it's always unique and tasty! Either way I'm a fan, nothing like GREAT beer and delicious, HOMEMADE food, not fresh from the freezer garbage you get at most bars/pubs in Philly. But hey what do I know, this is America where people like watered down beer and sh*t on their plates.
Peace!
by Nick on February 24th 2009 8:48 PM

As one of the proud owners of the Tiedhouse I was, obviously, deeply disappointed with this recent review of the restaurant. I for one am genuinely – not sarcastically – happy to see my friends and family support us by way of the comments. For anyone to insinuate that such support is a negative thing is a not only a sad thought but I feel bad for such individuals who surround themselves with nothing but negative energy. The Tiedhouse is a family run business, and in ownership’s mind the employees are a part of our family just as the General Lafayette’s have been for almost fifteen years. Our kitchen staff will see no reduction in force in light of this review despite what anyone who DOESN’T own the Tiedhouse might think.
Despite the negative reviews listed here we are NOT giving up our goal to provide the most enjoyable, welcoming and diverse dining experience we can. One of the greatest things about our country is that failure is a rite of passage to success. One bad review – deserved or not – will not dampen our spirits or cause us to provide anything less than the best possible service we are capable of. We are forging ahead, putting this review behind us, learning from it and looking forward to the future. Look for upcoming events like art shows and beer dinners and more guest brews from our local friends and some of the best beers from around the world including The General Lafayette Inn. For more information feel free to email me direct @ jcleonard@alliedhomenet.com
Every defeat, every disappointment and every adversity carries with it the seed of and equivalent or greater benefit. –Napoleon Hill
by Jon Leonard on February 25th 2009 4:06 PM

I, for one, am glad to know that the owner of this place endorses grade school name calling and Midol-based insults by his "friends and family." Its good that we got that cleared up. You stay classy.

I guess its like they always say -- the family that bashes honest writers on the internet together fails miserably in business together.
by freaker on February 26th 2009 9:53 PM

who always says that? i've never heard that before. and i think he was happy that friends and family are supporting his endeavors. by the way I want to ask what your grudge is with them, were you mad they didn't have miller lite when you went?
by alex on February 27th 2009 10:52 PM

Great review. But you failed to mention that it is in the worst location possible. I give it to the summer. They never had a chance.

oh and you have to walk 2 miles to use the bathroom.
by philly on February 27th 2009 11:56 PM

To be fair, I do love that pizza. I get it every time i go. I just haven't read a negative review for any where in such a long time that i got excited.
by philly on February 28th 2009 12:00 AM

I believe it's more like 30 steps to get to the bathrooms. And blame the people that built the condo for not putting a restroom in the restaurant. Jeez, I didn't know Philadelphians were that lazy, maybe they should put holes in the seats and buckets under them so you wouldnt have to leave your seat at all?
by andy on February 28th 2009 8:33 PM

Freaker - I agree that some of the comments that defend the tiedhouse are childish and inappropriate and I certainly don't condone them; however I assumed that was implied. You may have noticed that to find this blog you must search for it specifically as it is no longer on the front page of the website. I am willing to search for it because I have a personal interest in the tiedhouse – my partners and I did most of the work including re-finishing the floors, painting the entire site, built a new bar and endless cleaning. The physical labor along with the financial strain left me with a passion for the restaurant and a commitment to its success. That being said, my question to you is; why do you have a passion for our failure?* It was said – and I agree – that many of the comments here that supported us were friends and family. It would be foolish to think that those of you who continue to pour salt in the wound do not have some negative connection to the tiedhouse.
Next a note on the beer. Pennsylvania has some of the best breweries in the world. Beer Advocate – perhaps the most comprehensive and educated community of on-line beer experts recently published a list of the 50 best brewpubs in the world. I was happy to see that there were 5 PA brewpubs on the list – including the General Lafayette Inn. To call our beer “Better than Bud Light” would normally insult me – but I know we have the respect of all of the other breweries in and around Philadelphia and beyond. That comment is just silly and again makes me wonder where your negative motivation comes from.
Lastly, I hope those of you who hope for our failure find another direction, as the collective will of the tiedhouse owners is stronger than that of those who hope to bring us down. We are introducing live music, open mic nights additional art shows. The tiedhouse will indeed be a fun place to be!
*Keep your mind on the things you want and off the things you don’t want! – Napoleon HIll
by Jon Leonard on March 2nd 2009 7:58 PM

Okay, enough is enough. David Snyder's review was honest and straight forward. It was a negative review, but he managed to find some positive notes and offered some constructive criticism.

The owners of Tied House and their friends should step back for a minute and accept that many people think of Tied House as one of the very worst restaurants in the city. The restaurant is going to fail unless they rework their menu and their kitchen. That is the bottom line.

By insulting Dave, the friends and family of Tied House have pissed off the majority of food bloggers, journos, and restaurant professionals in Philly. Good luck in trying to convince us that you are not a bunch of arrogant suburbanites who deserve to fail.
by Keith on March 2nd 2009 9:04 PM

"Keith" - I have not said one negative thing about David or his review. I hardly believe that after 5 months of being open "many people" have any idea of what the tiedhouse offers and you are just another person trying, for some reason, to make us look bad. You are however absolutely right that we must make some changes if we are going to attract more people. I believe the future is bright for us - after all the only direction is up!
We have stepped back and have begun enacting some changes to make the restaurant more "palatable" to our visitors.
I thank you for you well wishes but I am bit curious again - as to what your negative connection to the restaurant is. Though ever member of my immediate family was born in Philadelphia, we all live out side city limits - scary that you would know that as a random "blogger."
Again - we are using this review as a road map to help make improvements to the menu and atmosphere - I've tried to make this clear yet it seems like there are a few select people out there who are dead set on our failure. Why people are so negative and interested in our closing is rather strange. Why not offer your criticism with a positive spin? Keith, your last line above has some real malice in it - I'm not sure what any of us have done to cause such a hate filled response.
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by Jon Leonard on March 3rd 2009 9:45 AM

Why would anyone pay attention to a single review? Newspapers and aholes like Craig Laban and David Snyder should have been closed and out of a job once citysearch and yelp gave real diners a chance to speak on the web. Two thirds of restaurants Laban gives a good review are now out of business.

Inky and City Paper will close before Tiedhouse
by Rich Hungwell on March 21st 2009 12:45 PM



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