Darling Noir

Dashing dames make cute and dangerous lo-fi pop.

Published: Mar 4, 2009

Lemon Treasures
Elizabeth Anne Knauss

Elizabeth Anne Knauss

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Philly's cabaret pop lasses The Lemon Treasures follow a sweet, tart course throughout their self-released debut Mama Bear.

But it took a gander at their fascinating femme stage show to get how contagious their lo-fi electro-pop tunes were. And how starry high their voices twinkled. And how oddly passionate their lyrics were.

Catching them at Tritone and National Mechanics did the trick.

There they were — Elizabeth (aka Lisa) America Vega, 21, and Elizabeth Anne Knauss, 24 — tweeting high and squeezing squeeze boxes while wearing shortie nightgowns, high heels and corsets. During "Jasper" (think Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" with more sass) they throw wads of confetti into mid-air. They're a parade.

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Knauss is a "migrant bird of Philadelphia." Her duet partner was a "kitten from the big ol' bright yellow lights of Las Vegas." They met in the devil's dreariest pocket of Catharine Street.

Their patter — like their overall sartorial and tonsorial demeanor — has a film noir feel to it. As they do throughout songs like "City Love," Liz and Lisa finish each other's phrases.

"It was around the eerie west end of Catharine," says Knauss. "Lisa was dating some off-the-track jasper —"

"He was a real sharper," Vega continues. "But after a while I gave him a big kisser and told him to take it on the heel-and-toe and that's when I met Liz. She was some pretty canary that was living with some goon herself when —"

"We made a tune one day in Lisa's Pine Street apartment and it was like eggs in coffee ever since," claims Knauss.

It's like that, their chatter. Clifford Odets meets Damon Runyon with a girlie come-hither mew to it. It goes down smooth with their noir-boho boudoir look. "It's about having real glad rags on, showing a little bit of gam, being the cat's meow with the most extreme class, real ladylike you know," says Vega. "We want to bring back the idea of being a femme fatale in the city like Lizabeth Scott or Phyllis Dietrichson, but with a modern twist."

The ambience of sunlit noir — that's Lemon Treasures' sound. They don't use that nattering patois in their weirdly funny lyrics. "I love it when you make me spa-ghe-tti/ I like it when you pour me champagne," they coo through the softly plinking synths of "Spaghetti" and its tale of what Vega calls "the erotic power of dinner." The pair's voices have the tonal qualities of Julee Cruise and Mariah Carey.

"Oh God, Lisa sings higher than me," says Knauss. "I'm no mockingbird."

Elizabeth America Vega.
By: Michael T. Regan

Elizabeth America Vega.

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Their music can be swishy and acoustic, like their cover of R. Kelly's "Ignition"; jangly and thumping, as they sound on "Oscar Wilde"; or simply dreamy, like all of Mama Bear. The dream might not always be cozy and comfortable. With its low, slow tempo and frightened lyrical mien, "Catharine Street" has a touch of danger. It helps that they sound as if they're singing and playing through a dozen antiquated echo chambers.

"'Catharine Street' is based on a true and tragic story about a boy and girl and the looming doom that follows the swindling boy," says Vega.

Though there's the 1930s in their lingo, mannerisms and fashion and something tongue-in-cheek about the way the music matches the lyrics, what they do embodies youth and love in the city. "Our personal experiences highly drive us to write in a way that is both fun and a release of emotions, whether they're amusing, defiant, fantastical, longing or loving," says Vega.

"It's all the tiny little moments you have — trolley rides to West Philly, springtime in Rittenhouse Square, feeling awkward playing for business professionals who just got out of their 9-to-5 and have to watch a bunch of girls sing love songs with the glances that we give each other," says Knauss. "When life gives you lemons, say, 'thanks life. I'ma make juice now.' Besides, you never hear anyone bitching about lemons, do you?"

Comments

Great Work girls (Lisa)
Keep them coming.
by Chris on March 5th 2009 1:36 AM

OMG YOU GUYZ Look soooh sEXY!!!!
by PRINGLES on March 5th 2009 4:16 PM

YU GO GURLZ! DIS IZ DA BOMB-DIZZLE-DOG!

~Peace~

T-Boney
by T-BONEY LEGZ McGEE on March 5th 2009 4:20 PM

TWO ELIZABETHS? THAT IS JUST TOOOOOOO WEIRD!! HAHAHA GOOD LUCK LADIES!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD TOONEZ!!!

LOVE AND RESPECT!

TANISHA
by oops i farted...again on March 5th 2009 4:21 PM

gotta boner now
by tough nutz 007 on March 5th 2009 5:01 PM

Morgan Freeman?
by Morgan Freeman? on March 5th 2009 5:02 PM

adorable!
by Norton Manchester on March 5th 2009 9:00 PM

This is pure drivel. I've seen these sea hags live and they aren't enchanting, they're disorienting, but in the way that inhaling paint fumes is. My friend proclaimed that experiencing their performance was so terrible that it gave him an inverse boner. I can't imagine a band in Philadelphia that is less deserving of a mention, let alone a full article. Why are bands that are actually worth listening to not given ample coverage like this? The problem with these two clowns is that everyone that gave them their opinion on their shitty music wanted to fuck them, so no one ever told them how horrible they are. People need to be honest so they stop publicly humiliating themselves.
by James on March 9th 2009 9:28 PM

I saw them play and it was awesome. They are easily way smarter than most bands in town. If someone doesn't like them they probably don't get it.
by john on March 9th 2009 10:15 PM

This band sucks. Their performance opening for Folklore elicited little more than snickers and eye rolling from most of the crowd. Except for this one washed up middle aged dude that was violently dancing. But I don't think that counts
by srsly? on March 10th 2009 11:03 AM

having unfortunately seen these birds several times live, i must say--this article is plain cuckoo!! one is a drunkard, and neither can sing. for the record? neither of them speaks that way on the The Real, 'twas simply an act for a plumped-up article.

sad, considering how much good music there is to be had in this hostile little city.
by really? on March 12th 2009 2:46 PM

having unfortunately seen these birds several times live, i must say--this article is plain cuckoo!! one is a drunkard, and neither can sing. for the record? neither of them speaks that way on the The Real, 'twas simply an act for a plumped-up article.

sad, considering how much good music there is to be had in this hostile little city.
by really? on March 12th 2009 2:46 PM

"Except for this one washed up middle aged dude that was violently dancing."

--that was my dad. and he died last week.

-lemon treasure
by Elizabeth on March 13th 2009 1:52 PM

First and foremost, I want to say how it's a shame some people
can be so hateful in the face of honesty. Anyone who can do what
these fine young lasses do deserves such a fine mention in a great
local publication.

These lovely ladies have the courage to get up on
stage and spill their guts, all the while trying their best
to put on a lovely show full of glitter and gadgets and a sharp
sassy wit. Please before you think about ripping apart what
you might not feel comfortable with, remember that these
are human beings. And they happen to be two of the most
kind hearted and honest spirits I know who have been working
so hard at this since the beginning. They have imaginative
lyrics which span from silly and playful to heart wrenching,
listen to their wonderfully self produced EP and maybe your
heart too will be swayed.

I look forward to hearing from these two creative minds
for as long as they are so inclined to share with us.

Brotherly love,
Fletcher T. VanVliet.

P.s.
It's my experience, that yes, Lisa does tend to talk like
that. And so do I, and it's endlessly entertaining.

by On The Water on March 16th 2009 6:14 PM

"Except for this one washed up middle aged dude that was violently dancing."

--that was my dad. and he died last week.

-lemon treasure


.....just kidding, sorry dad, i love you
by e7 on March 19th 2009 1:05 PM

I believe that anyone with an original thought these days should be recognized. And that's exactly what the Lemon Treasures are; an original sound. They're not trying to be anything but themselves, which is amazing. This sort of thing should be celebrated and not pissed on with criticism. But I would gladly receive an inverse boner from them any day :]
by Heather on March 19th 2009 3:06 PM

Let's just see how far their horribly boring stage show and music will take them. Most people love totally dumb and inane crap. Maybe they'll hook up with a cool producer duo and get an electronica make-over in a couple years; that'll probably sell. They're already sort of like T.A.t.u., but harder to listen to.
by Jonathan g. on April 4th 2009 12:58 AM

honestly, if you don't like something don't waste your time commenting about it ... that's weird. free speech is great and all - but most of ya'll free speeches on here sound immature. ALL music is great. grow some ears, hearts, and balls. i enjoy the lemon treasures because they are positive girls who have better things to do in life then be negative online. and who cares 'how far' they get!? how far are you gonna get ... facebook comments? go home.
by go home on May 27th 2009 1:52 PM

easily the least talented duo ive ever experienced ever, im not sure why this article was written. wow city paper, WOW.
by astounding on August 28th 2009 11:27 PM



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