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Do You Want More?!!!??!The Champs Return
by E. James BealeThe Phillies come into this season with the same basic cast of
characters as last year — same big stars, same versatile role players.
The seemingly minor changes will be the ones that will determine if the
team can adapt to a changing league, and if 2009 will be a championship
honeymoon, or a championship hangover.

Editor's Letter:
Spring. Woo. by Brian Howard"But sunshine and spring notwithstanding, it's been a pretty
beat-nut winter, and the recent warm snap like waking from a bad dream.
The city budget's decimated. The recession is slithering this way and
that. And our shiny new president seems hamstrung by haters."

Loose Canon:
The New Green Jobs by Bruce SchimmelThey name themselves, for the same reason you don't name an
abandoned dog: because the naming makes them harder to ignore. So let's
listen for a moment. For as reviled as these kids are, their fears
reveal our own.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Wake up, America. We have a solution to peak oil, we just don't have the smarts to use it."
Quality Vs. QuantityDo good teachers trump more teachers? New research says yes.
by Morgan ZalotEl-Mekki, along with three other panelists, spoke Tuesday in a
discussion titled "Effective Teaching for All Children: What It Will
Take." The panel, established in conjunction with the Education First
Compact and the Philadelphia Cross City Campaign, is lobbying for
better teaching quality and equity across the board in Philadelphia
public schools.
Astrology:
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenIf I offended any Dumpster Divers with my comment about the
inappropriateness of using trash to make a sock puppet, I apologize. My
sock puppet also apologizes. My mouth is not moving.
My Gambling ProblemWhy I can't stop writing about casinos.
by Isaiah ThompsonGod knows I try to get away from them. Since my first casino story in
Philadelphia, a piece on Foxwoods' proposed move to Chinatown, I've
written about all manner of non-casino-related topics: taxi unions,
drug corner payphones, radical Christians, Obama's inauguration ... but
I keep coming back.
Back by Popular DemandAnd now, a word from the mayor.
by Michael NutterThings nowadays are tough and I recognize the hardships that many of
you are facing as recent challenges have grown in their complexities.
Career AlternativesThe recession leads more women to consider stripping.
by Taara Savage-ElIn these tough economic times, more and more women in Philadelphia seem to want to become strippers. Managers at three different clubs say they're seeinga spike in applicants for stripping jobs.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Dispatch:
At the Hearing by Mike NewallIt was another preliminary hearing for the murder of a Philadelphia police officer. It was last Thursday in Courtroom 306 at the Criminal Justice Center.

A Million StoriesGuns: Still a Problem "Illegal guns kill cops and children," reads the sign, and car horns blare in support.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiHow we'll miss that walk up to your second floor to buy yer fine handmade clothes and tchotchkes.
First Friday FocusLori Hill's First Friday Hit List
by Lori HillBridgette Mayer Gallery, Painted Bride, Cerulean Arts and then there's more.
Theater Review:
Age Spots by David Anthony FoxEdward Albee's The Zoo Story America's most famous one-act just turned 50. But Zoo wears its years lightly.
Shelf Life:
Free AgentsJustin Bauer, under the covers
by Justin BauerJedediah Berry places a clever metafictional nod at the start of The Manual of Detection (Penguin, Feb. 19). Right after mild-mannered file clerk Charles Unwin receives his unexpected promotion to detective, the notifying colleague gives him a book called The Manual of Detection, explaining that the book will guide him through his new job.
KaleidoscopeA well-rounded list of reviews from our editors from books, movies, and even Bow Wow.
Arts Picks:
Ink not Ink by Lauren F. FriedmanThis survey-scale exhibition of Chinese contemporary art, whose only
U.S. stop will be at Drexel, includes more than 80 sculptures, prints,
paintings and videos by 40 artists.
Say Hello to my Little FriendsOpening reception Fri., April 3, 6-9 p.m., free, through April 30, Café Estelle, 444 N. Fourth St., 215-925-5080,
shannonmclaughlin.net by Carolyn HuckabayShannon McLaughlin's got a thing for critters. "I'm not saying this is
healthy in any way," says the 24-year-old mixed-media artist, "but I
often find myself relating a bit more to animals than people."
Gesel MasonFri.-Sat., April 3-4, 8 p.m., $25, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914,
paintedbride.org by Deni KasrelWhat do Robert Battle, Donald McKayle, Bebe Miller and Jawole Willa Jo Zollar have in common? More than you think.
Whisky NeatApril 2-26, $16-$25, Azuka Theatre at the Latvian Society, 531 N. Seventh St., 215-733-0255,
azukatheatre.org by Deni KasrelIn between parking and fetching cars, valets chat about all kinds of
whatnot. But what happens when a "professional philosopher" joins the
mix is the stuff of Bruce Walsh's new play, an expanded version of his
2002 Fringe Festival one-act Dasein.
Headlong Dance Theater by Lauren F. FriedmanHeadlong's three co-directors have been collaborating for more than 15
years, but over the past 12 months, each has been working in secret.
Hot 'N' ThrobbingApril 9-May 2, $25-$35, Luna Theater Co. at Walnut Street Theatre Studio 5, 825 Walnut St., 866-811-4111,
lunatheater.org by Mark CoftaLuna Theater Co. completes a season of quirky Philly premières with
Paula Vogel's seldom-seen exploration of our culture's toxic mingling
of sex, violence and power.
Adventureland by Shaun BradyGreg Mottola's follow-up to Superbad asserts the director's independence from Apatow-land, more of a return to the precisely observed character tics of his debut, The Daytrippers, than the raucous and raunchy comedy its marketing suggests.
CineFest/Philadelphia Film Festival ShortsWeek Two Reviews
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
Too CuteJamie Stewart is taking pics, making sweets and collecting stuffed animals.
by A.D. AmorosiWhen Jamie Stewart starts his first solo tour since 2003, he does so with the nicest of intentions and the sweetest of gifts.
Reconsider Me:
RelishiousM.J. Fine Does It Again
by M.J. FineYou can't get there just by turning around and retracing your steps, as Joan Osborne suggests on "Cathedrals."
Music Picks:
Dan Deacon & EnsembleFri., April 3, 8 p.m., $10-$12, with Teeth Mountain and Future Islands, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com by Brian HowardWe all know Baltimore gadget freak Dan Deacon makes great music for
running in circles, making human tunnels and jumping around to the beat
of strobe lights
Lissy TrullieTue., April 7, 8 p.m., $8-$10, with Gang and Cortez! Cortez!!, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888,
thekhyber.com by Patrick RapaIf you're among the gaggle with googly-eyes for Ida Maria (like me) then you might go for guitar girl Lissy Trullie.
Blue Note 70th Anniversary TourFri., April 3, 8 p.m., $26-$64, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999,
kimmelcenter.org by Shaun BradyThere are plenty of legends still living who are intimately associated
with the Blue Note label — Herbie Hancock, Wayne Shorter, McCoy Tyner.
Jean GraeThu., April 2, 10:30 p.m., $10, with Hustle Simmons and DJ Ultraviolet, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-LIVE,
thetroc.com by Deesha DyerShe's not in the X-Men but hip-hop MC Jean Grae does have a super power: fresh-to-death rhymes.
Except After SeaThu., April 2, 9 p.m., $8, with Gringo Star and Tres Bien, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 866-468-7619,
thekhyber.com by John VetteseThey sounded like a punky "Planet Telex" on 2007's Waking Hungover from a Long Night of Sober, but in the time since, Except After Sea must have discovered Woody Guthrie and Sam Cooke.
Dr. Doom vs. Dr. OctagonSat., April 4, 10 p.m., $15, with DJ Too Tuff, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619,
johnnybrendas.com by Brian HowardKeith Thornton, aka Kool Keith, has more akas than an alter ego should.
The former Ultramagnetic MC morphed in 1996 into the character of dark
sci-fi rhymer/extraterrestrial gynecologist Dr. Octagon.
Jonathan BissTue., April 7, 8 p.m., $23, Independence Seaport Museum, 211 S. Columbus Blvd., 215-569-8080,
pcmsconcerts.org. Thu.-Sat., April 23-25, $39-$125, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999,
philorch.org by Peter Burwasser(CLICK IMAGE FOR LARGER VERSION) classical This recent Curtis grad, a student of the great Leon Fleisher, plays with an intensity of concentration and sense
Jennifer HudsonFri., April 3, 8 p.m., $36.50-$82, with Robin Thicke, Tower Theater, 19 S. 69th St., 610-352-2887,
livenation.com by Deesha DyerSimon Cowell said she wouldn't make it, but there's Jennifer Hudson with her songs on the radio and that Oscar on her mantel.
Julian Lage GroupSat., April 4, 8 and 10 p.m., $20, Chris' Jazz Cafe, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131,
chrisjazzcafe.com by Shaun BradyGuitarist Julian Lage is only 21 and just releasing his debut CD; yet he's already an old pro.
Crowding the PlateOpening Day is this Sunday. Hungry yet?
by Drew LazorThose classic ballpark eats represent just a fraction of the grub that'll be on offer this year at the stadium. With
a focus on fresh, local ingredients, made-from-scratch dishes and a
full scorecard of vegetarian-friendly options, good eats are now more
accessible than ever on Pattison Avenue.
Back in QuackINTERVIEW: The Foie Gras Wars author Mark Caro
by Drew LazorChicago Tribune reporter Mark Caro's The Foie Gras Wars: How a 5,000-Year-Old Delicacy Inspired the World's Fiercest Food Fight
(Simon & Schuster) is a hearty, funny and informative look into the
complex struggle surrounding foie gras (fwah grah), or the fattened
livers of ducks.
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Lauren FlemingMarigold Kitchen | RMS Titanic | Sake Fest 2009 | Sunday Brunch at Plaza Café | 11th Annual Fairmount Bunny Hop
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorBish Bish Café | The Blockley Pourhouse/Mary Oaks | Barclay Prime

Agenda Lead:
Deth Be not ProudBrendon Small of Metalocalypse brings the rock.
by A.D. AmorosiGoing into season three of Metalocalypse, finishing up DETHALBUM II
these sound like things the guys from Metallica might do. Rather,
it's the handiwork of Brendon Small, the 34-year-old creator, writer,
voiceover actor and musician whose drug-and-violence-addled
Scandinavian death metal band Dethklok has its own cartoon, Metalocalypse, on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

Shopping Spree:
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PAWS Prints Exhibit & Benefit by Christina ShafferAnimal rescue is a lifelong pursuit for Philadelphia artists Ruth
Savitz and Christopher Woods. They'll be selling their color animal
prints — of polar bears playing, dogs begging for attention, a child
connecting with a hippo — to raise money for PAWS, which saves about
30,000 animals each year.
Been There/Done That:
Night Skies in the Observatory by Lauren F. FriedmanIt's been at least 15 years since I've entertained fantasies of being in From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
a book about kids hiding in a museum overnight but upon entering
the vaulted front hall of the Franklin Institute after hours, it was my
first thought.