other issues :
In BloomPhilly's neighborhood food co-ops are dreaming big.
by Patrick RapaDespite the grim economy, despite our reputed love for greasy steaks,
despite our acceptance of the unhealthiness of everyday urban life, business is booming at Philly's food co-ops.
The Freshmakers2009 Philly Farmers Market Guide
by Patrick RapaTape it to the fridge. Bookmark the page. Buy a carrot and bite into it.
Winning UglyPhilly's UglyRipe tomato ain't pretty, but it's pretty good.
by Patrick RapaThe first question you have when you first set eyes on the UglyRipe tomato is ... why?


Loose Canon:
Dancing with Trees"What we really need are more people who know how to lead."
by Bruce SchimmelArboreal choreography has become second nature for Mike Hardy — since the
'70s, Hardy has busted up sidewalks all over West Philly and filled
them with untold thousands of trees.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"His letter includes all the catchphrases of the insurance industry about
competition, anti-government attitudes, and just plain wrong assertions
about what the 'vast majority' of Americans want."
It's Alive!Oh God, Council made its own budget.
by Isaiah ThompsonLike the mayor, Council proposes that we raise the sales tax by 1
percent, but for five years instead of three. Of course, without the
property tax hike, the plan falls about $270 million short. Council's
plan? To borrow. From the future.
A Million StoriesOverheard at the National Equality Rally | Bon voyage, SS United States | A cabbie on the lam
School Maze IIMore confusion surrounding high school admissions in Philly.
by Kirstin LindermayerLast week, we reported on the high-stakes and often convoluted admissions process Philadelphia's eighth graders navigate to get into high school. We didn't realize exactly how convoluted this process can get.

Sports:
Andre: "You Suck, Team!" by E. James BealeWhile AI2 correctly identified some symptoms of the 76ers' struggles,
he also displayed a fundamental ignorance about the underlying cause:
the team's lack of a true star.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWhether he’s been in the booth at a strip club (Cheerleaders) or
stuffed into gild and feathers Mummering down Broad Street (Golden
Sunrise fancies), I’ve never known disc jockey Jacky Bam Bam to
half-ass anything.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
Quantum LeapMiro Dance Theatre uses physics to untangle the mysteries of human relationships.
by Deni KasrelThe title Spooky Action is derived from a comment made by Albert Einstein in response
to observing quantum entanglement, a curious and not entirely
understood physical property whereby two subatomic particles
consistently react in opposite ways.
Arts Picks:
HysteriaMay 13-June 14, $39-$55, Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St., 215-546-7824,
wilmatheater.org.
by Mark CoftaHysteria imagines what might have happened in 1938 when
father of psychiatry Sigmund Freud and surrealist painter Salvador Dali
met.
KaleidoscopeMos Def in Next Day Air | Cracker's Sunrise in the Land of Milk and Honey | Love, Mom | Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band: London's Hammersmith Odeon '75
Dance:
Walk It OutREVIEW: Koresh Dance Co.'s ev-o-lu-tion
by Deni KasrelSymptoms of discontent creep in and costumes cover up more of the
dancers' bodies, suggesting that the less we show, the more we repress.
Shelf Life:
Pink SlipsUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer
by Justin BauerMiss Harper Can Do It by Jane Berentson | Alice Fantastic by Maggie Estep | Sadomasochism for Accountants by Rosy Barnes
Arts Picks:
Doppelgangers by Carolyn HuckabayYou need no convincing that doppelgangers exist — they surround you every day.
Globe Dye Works: LayersOpening reception Sat., May 9, 5-9 p.m., free, exhibit through June 7, Globe Dye Works, 4500 Worth St., 215-288-4554,
globedyeworks.com.
by Lauren F. FriedmanThe work of 13 artists is spread out across nearly 8,000 square feet,
offering a rare opportunity to see a variety of pieces untethered from
the traditional confines of a gallery.
Art:
Domestic ExchangeChuck Palahniuk finds his voice in Germany.
by Molly Eichel"I haven't seen anything that has a dark, comic school shooting in it. I
haven't seen anything with the Wal-Mart anal rape scene in it that's a
comedy [laughs]."
Arts Picks:
Wonder Mom and Party GirlSat., May 9, 4-8 p.m., $10-$12, American Swedish Historical Museum, 1900 Pattison Ave., 215-389-1776,
philadelphiastories.org.
by Christina ShafferMark Schuster's first work of fiction explores expectations inflicted upon
women — reliability, success, sexiness — and their lasting effects.
Thoroughly Modern Millie by Mark CoftaEscape to the 1920s with plucky small-town girl Millie Dillmount, pursuing a career and love in the Jazz Age Big Apple.
Nichole Canuso Dance Co. by Carolyn Huckabay"As we've grown," Canuso says, "so have our expenses. Plus, NCDC was very ready to throw a party!"
Sidi GomaSat., May 9, 8 p.m. (pre-show conversation, 6:30 p.m.), $25, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914,
paintedbride.org.
by K. Ross HoffmanSidi Goma, a 12-man troupe of dancers and musicians, perform ecstatic
and devotional rituals, upholding the tradition of traveling faqirs.
Crane's PromiseFri.-Sat., May 8-9, 8 p.m., and Sun., May 10, 3 p.m., $12, Community Education Center, 3500 Lancaster Ave., 215-387-1911,
cecarts.org.
by Shaun BradyMartina Plag has devised a new variation on "The Crane Wife" that combines elegant puppetry with dance and just a hint of text.
The PugilistDirector James Toback talks battling his inner demons and his kindred spirit: Mike Tyson.
by Sam AdamsThe two men, a portly Jew with a degree from Harvard and an asthmatic
kid from Brooklyn who became the world's greatest boxer, could hardly
be more oddly matched, but Toback says they instantly recognized each
other as kindred spirits when they first met.
Star TrekCity Paper Grade: B
by Shaun BradyThis new rendition maintains the one thing past Star Trek films got unerringly right — the warmth and rapport of its cast.
Private DickFilmmaker Kirby Dick's latest, Outrage, focuses on closeted gay politicians with anti-gay voting records. He talked with City Paper a week after the movie premiered at the Tribeca Film Fest.
"What is kind of interesting that I'm finding right now is that
mainstream media is struggling on reporting on the name of the subjects
that I focus on in my film. I hadn't really thought it through, but I
find it fascinating and really puzzling."
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.

Hang The DJ:
Ultimate SinsSt. Vincent's Actor and Funeral Mist's Maranatha
by J. Edward KeyesPop quiz: On which of the following records is the lyric "With our
daddy's Smith & Wesson/ We've got to teach them all a lesson"
contained?
Music Picks:
Leonard CohenTue., May 12, 8 p.m., $179, Academy of Music, 1420 Locust St., 215-893-1999,
kimmelcenter.org.
by A.D. AmorosiI have seen the future, brother, and it's Leonard Cohen.
The Ghost is DancingTue., May 12, 9 p.m., $8, with The Josh and Pete Band and Wintergloves, The M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by Christina ShafferTGID's sophomore album includes a fresh lineup and a dozen whimsical tunes.
The Shaky HandsTue., May 12, 9 p.m., $12, with The Thermals and Point Juncture, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by Christina ShafferFrustrated songs like "World's Gone Mad" are reminiscent of the sorrowful, Bush days.
LadyfingersWed., May 13, 9 p.m., $5, with Saudi Arabia, Tritone, 1508 South St., 2155450475,
tritonebar.com.
by Christina ShafferLadyfingers woos audiences with his hiccupy vocals and spirited songs that recall the high-haired '50s.
OffOnOffSun., May 10, 8 p.m., with Gun Muffs and Tim Albro/Forbes Graham, $10, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyIt takes a rare degree of unhinged aggression to be the noisier half of a group that also boasted Thurston Moore, Mats Gustafsson and Jim O'Rouke.
Burnt Sugar the Arkestra ChamberFri., May 8, 9 p.m., $10, with Dr. Ketchup and Fisher, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 215-787-0488,
northstarbar.com.
by Shaun BradySun Ra's band of space gypsies is far from the only touchstone for Greg Tate's amorphous ensemble.
Philadelphia Classical SymphonyFri., May 8, 8 p.m., $15, Church of St. Luke and the Epiphany, 330 S. 13th St., 215-228-2224,
classicalsymphony.org.
by Peter BurwasserThe Philadelphia Classical Symphony takes a broader view of the traditional all-American concert for their season closer.
Lady SovereignThu., May 7, 8:30 p.m., $12-$14, all ages, with Chester French and Hollywood Holt, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanLady Sov is back — sans her trademark side-ponytail — picking
up the pieces, manhandling guitars, sampling The Cure and evoking a
Eurodance Enya.
The Perfect HostsPhilly Kitchen Share is changing the way the city's food pros do business.
by Lauren F. FriedmanFood intended for public consumption must be prepared in a licensed kitchen, but after witnessing firsthand just how difficult it was to transition from a home kitchen to a storefront, Eli Massar had an idea: "Why don't we create a kitchen and share up-front costs with lots of chefs and bakers?"
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Lauren FlemingIsraeli Wine Dinner at Zahav | Bob Marley Tribute at Rum Bar | Mother's Day Champagne Brunch at Thirteen | Monday Tasting Menu at Blackfish
Frank's a LotFrank’s Old Philly-Style Sandwiches
by Drew LazorThe breadth of sandwiches on offer at Frank's comes off less like a
trusty one-stop between-bread shop (think Tony Luke's) than a humble
curation of South Philly specialties for an unschooled crowd.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorBrew | Thai Singha House to Go | Grey Restaurant & Lounge

Agenda Lead:
Sex EdAnnie A-Bomb teaches Philly how to tease.
by Holly OtterbeinWhen the students finally rehearsed their acts in the third class, it
was clear they had absorbed at least one of Frangiosa's lessons: Be
comfortable in your own skin.
Been There/Done That:
Binge & Yarn StorytellingThe art of inebriated tale.
by Lauren F. Friedman"Last time, we went until 1:30. By then it was all binge and no yarn."

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinSalon de Filles | Bluebird | Ennesbo
Just Opened:
Fishtown Collective by Dianca PottsBefore Will Sacksterder found a hidden wing in his father's unused warehouse, his idea of opening a gallery seemed hopeless.
In The Event That...:
You Work Out to XanaduGet comfortable in your gay skin with Homorobics.
by Christina ShafferIncorporating cardio exercises, aerobics, Jazzercise and pole-dancing
into the course, Scull will teach against a musical backdrop of diva
dance mixes.
Just Do It:
Mural Bike TourIt's time to start paying attention to the art around us.
by Katie KarasRyan Derfler will guide attendees
along the five-mile route that traverses Fairmount Park, Broad Street,
Spring Garden and Boathouse Row. "The reality is that biking is the
best way to see the murals," he says. "With bikes you can ride right up
to them."
On the DL:
Please Don't Eat The MonkeysIs there anything wrong with eating our closest animal relatives?
by Lauren Fleming"There really is no excuse for this bush-meat hunting. It would be a different case if this were an essential food item for
people, but it isn't — it's sold as a luxury food."